 I'm excited for today. Today, we're going down memory lane. I'm a huge proponent that my career is a large waste of time. That being said, man, there's been some iconic moments throughout the years in these my career cut scenes. So today, we're gonna dive back deep into the delts, into the heavens, into the abyss. There's probably gonna be a lot of humor, nostalgia, and trolling. I can't wait. Before we get to that, ladies and gentlemen, subscribe to the channel. This could be the last video you ever see from me if you're not subscribed. What if I don't pop up on your homepage tomorrow? It's over. You don't want that? Hey, hey, hey, appreciate your love, man. Second channel is in the description. Just drop two reactions with low. So if you missed those, we will react to Jubilee's Can You Spot a Version video. You know what I mean? All right, fellas, let's get into these. I put out a tweet. I said, semi-clips to the most iconic my career cut scenes in 2K history. And you guys did. First up, we got Peyton. Coming up. No, it's my pleasure, man. I'm excited. Looking forward to seeing what kind of careers they're gonna have. It's 17, 2K17. I'm glad you said that, because you laid out a pretty perfect foundation, man. The blueprint was pretty flawless. Thank you, sir. Oh my God. It's a dream. Career mode, the entire career. That's good and bad. Look at this, man. Yo, I rate 2K big time. I mean, sometimes you don't appreciate this stuff when it's going on. You kind of had to look back and appreciate it. Hey, you need to call me. Oh man, I got me in my feelings right now. The top comment to that video was dog, you finna have me cry. I completely forgot about this cut scene. I know, man. Dance, come on, man. I don't believe it at all. This makes me so happy. This makes me so happy. Oh my God, I can't. I can't, yo. King Troy sent this in the form of a TikTok. We're gonna play some one-on-one. You want the ball first? All right. Take it easy on me, all right? Yeah. Brooklyn, not in my house. Agent was like, excuse me? You just messed up this beautiful PR moment. What the hell is wrong with you, man? How come I don't remember this? This has to be 2K19. Why don't I remember this? And I think this is Chris Moves' player. Hey, Chris Moves, you don't have, you don't have... You don't have a heart, bro? He has ruined her life. She could have been a WNBA superstar. Now she's gonna be looking to do other things, man. Basketball is not for her. Clearly, she just got rejected by you. The top comment was smooth out of pocket for that. Them kids. Simply grinding won this best cut scenes ever. You better hurry the f*** up. Oh, yes, ma'am. Sorry, ma'am. Listen, little dick. I'm not in the mood. Hold up. How you know my dick, little? Cause dumbass, I can see it. She's cold outside, all right? My fault. But, hey, you trying to let me smash? Depends. How big is it, really? My dick? Grinding. Is it about one? Grinding. Wait. You're full of s*** here. Just send me a picture. Yeah, you're gonna like that. I doubt it. Hey, hey, I rate the creativity, especially in 2K18. We were all depressed. Hey, grinding, bro. Hold on now. Let's watch more. Hey, Kwon, you're going to pay that child support. What do you mean? I ain't got no money. This dude broke his hell. His name ATM, but he ain't got no money, man. I'm out, man. F***, y'all. Here's his, man. Hey, 2K, how come we don't have grinding behind the mic doing some of these cut scenes, man? Come on. That wave, man. Cut. What? Hey, good luck, man. I mean, you'll be back, right? I mean, we'll see. We'll see, man. That's such a sad moment, man. Oh my God. Because that's probably like a re... That's not probably. That's a reality for a lot of people. They just be cut the next day. Hey, shout out to 2K, man. This was actually the best part. I forget. Did he ever come back? I don't know, man. I rather think he came back. I don't want to find out. Hey, y'all was in your feelings, man. Oh no, not this. This is always eating Reasy Punks. Who is this? Did she sleep with one of the developers? Why is she in the game? I hope she has the same fate as Vic. This bitch. This is when 2K tried to spam these ads in her face. Like, we weren't human beings. We just numbers to them. Easily, B-Fresh was the worst addition to any my career story. Objectively, she was so bad that it was kind of funny and we got enjoyment out of that. But just objectively, she was the worst thing to happen to my career in the decade it's been happening. So congratulations on that award, B-Fresh. Oh, we know where this is going, fellas. Come on, man. 2K for a while. Look at the screen right now. We already know what time it is. Ah, let's... Is he gonna die already? What the hell is going on? Hey, do a nice video. Get some honeys up in there dancing. Hey, we can build a franchise around this. We want us to do a deal, freak. Oh, this is not the one where he dies. I'm Basquiat. That's me. That's you? Yeah. One honey. Okay, you nice with it. What? Yeah. Wow, okay. Thanks, man. Basquiat. Hey, that's what I tell Phantom when I listen to one of his unreleased songs and I don't like it, but I want him to keep going because maybe he'll get better. Come on, look what I'm doing for y'all right now. We just sat there in vibe right now with Basquiat himself. We just sat there in vibe while he just spit, man. That's what we're doing right now, man. That's incredible. Drop a like, subscribe to the channel. Who had thought about what? That a young boy like you could actually do the right thing and avoid getting his sorry but kicked off the game. He told me to chill. Sounds like a wise fella to win in this league. You need all hands on deck. Good call. Check it. The ref should have checked his cell. He was trash all night. Only thing we can control there is ourselves. Forget the ref, the fan, even the opponent. End of year at Venice and the ref will take care of itself, all right? I guess so. This right here. This right here is one of the most iconic moments in NBA 2K micro history. Let me channel my inner Steven A. Stay off the weed. Well, more specifically in this case, the lead. Dillon Waiters, what were you on when you were recording these cut scenes? Are you out of your goddamn mind? You didn't finish elementary school, my friend? What did I just witness? And then which 2K developer was like, mm-mm. That was the good take. Let's put that one in the game. Come on, you knew that. When he got to the door, it said 2K headquarters, he misread that too. You knew he couldn't read. And then you gave him a script. This almost feels like it was done deliberately because I refuse to believe somebody could be so bad at reading coming from North America. And then the developer could be like, that was actually his best take. What did the other takes look like? You and Flight Reacts go at it on a spelling bee and at a reading contest. You guys do a reading contest together. It'd be hilarious. Oh, here we go. We got an orange juice moment, ladies and gentlemen. You gotta be. Dang, man, it's like they're suffocating the court. Exactly. Yo, we gotta find out how to do that. How to put that squeeze on them. Mm. That fresh squeeze? That fresh squeeze orange juice? That fresh squeeze orange juice? That fresh squeeze orange juice? Orange juice? Boy, you clowning. Yo, when we score it, man. Yeah. Orange juice, we gotta do something like this. Okay. Yeah. Got it. Squeeze the juice. Yeah. Hey. Squeeze come down the court, little alley-oop. Yo, press. They're gonna flip when they see us do this. Ah. Ah. No. That's how we gotta be. Dang, man. Yeah, that was an iconic moment. Honestly, shout Michael B. He kind of made the whole 2K17 story tolerable. You know, we just came off the Spike Lee 2K17 joint and we moved into 2K17. Boom. Now we got Michael B. Jordan. Justice was so clutched for that badge grind, spent hours upon end with that man. Never gonna be another Mike Rea like it. Facts. I never in my life felt closer to a Mike Rea virtual pixelated character than when Michael B. Jordan and we were going orange juice. Squeeze, squeeze just like that, man. I never felt closer. Okay, we got this cut. See, I don't even know where this is going. So let's just watch it. Yo, what's going on tonight? I'm running free all over the court and you didn't give me the ball. Man, what are you talking about? Talking about making sure I get my touches, yo. Move the ball, share it with your teammates. Make the extra pass so that we can get easy looks. You got it? Boy, get out of my face with that, man. I do what I do with the rock for the good of this team. And I don't need nobody second guessing me. You ain't my coach, punk. That's the kind of selfish I'm talking about. Get over yourself, man. 2K, you guys are a multi-billion dollar organization. You guys make billions of dollars off the game year over year over year. The money keeps going up and up and up. I don't think anyone's gonna notice if you just replace Markief Morris' voice with another person. Nobody actually knows what Markief Morris sounds like, so it's gonna be fine. But to put this into the game, you guys don't care. You don't care. And I love it. I love it. Can the whole my career be Markief Morris and Deon Waiter's reading lines? Guys, I would pay so much money for that. Hey, why on earth would you send a video like this? All right, guys, turn your heads. No, no, no. We're not about to watch this iconic moment. Sideways, are you out of your goddamn mind? You could have just had it fill the screen, but instead you added this crop. Can't forget, this is the reason 2K has cut scenes now. Ooh, ooh, ooh, yep. There it is, that's what I'm talking about. Oh. Ah, ah, ah. Get in there. Hey, that was, is it still going? The hell, is that going through a transformation? Moving myself. It all starts with me. This is my story, and I ain't gonna let nobody write it with me. My career, my legacy, begins right here, right now. 2K Sports presents my career, starring the one and only legendary Timothy, Timothy, Timothy Toppers Smooth. Iconic moment, actually. This is what started it off, right here, boom. This guy just wanted to take over the world right now, and he did. Look at him, man. Oh, I know y'all remember this. This was the intro to 2K16. You guys remember this? It got me so gassed to play when I first got the game. That'd be the world's toughest 3V3 pro-am arena to play on. Now y'all see where I'm coming from when I say like, they need more maps. They already have this map. Man, this whole scene was impeccable. All right, ladies and gentlemen, I hope you're prepared to lose brain cells because I feel like that's exactly what we're about to accomplish. Oh my, someone called the National Weather Service. We had an unanticipated storm in the building tonight. Homeboy was raining threes down on these fools. Bam, bam, bam, one after another. They'll lose track of you and boom, another one. That was sweet to see. You keep shooting like that, it's gonna make a huge difference for us. Hey, Eric Goren. I know you're watching this video, Eric. You're a huge fan. Eric, do you usually talk to your friends like they're retorted? What the fuck is wrong with you, man? Why did you hop on the mic and do this? Hey, is there a reason this is on like two volume? First person, I just wanna watch this cut scene. We all know what's gonna happen. I just wanna watch it, right? First, I gotta do this and now I need supersonic hearing to be able to hear this. Real stupid, you don't even know he's the dumbest man, but nobody's home. It's gotta be dumb, Joe. Yeah, that's actually kind of rude, Troy, that you make a song about a guy who you know has issues. Duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh. Somebody left a security detail at home. Told him to take the morning off while I get in early, get some shots up. What you working on? Working on my jump shot. Nah, but you're not doing anything. Not doing anything. Getting a nice little sweat in, got up nice and early. Look, I live in the gym. Nah, that's not what I mean. When you're coming to the gym, you gotta be focused. You gotta have a focus when you're getting in the gym. Yeah, I'm focused on my shot. Nah, but what kind of shot? Are we talking about our mid-range? Are we talking about our three-point? Are we talking about our corner three? Are we talking about the post that you love so much? Oh, okay, okay. Yeah. Hey, Michael B. Jordan, how is it possible that you're good at everything? Yo, are you human? I just want to check. Are you a human being, my God? How could you be this great at acting? You could who? Apparently, you could fucking box now. What can't you do, Michael B? Michael B, are you a carpenter? Are you an engineer, an electrician? How many more skills do you have that we don't know about? Oh, man, this is the first cut scene we got from 2K20. Hahaha. Crazy time. I mean, there were all these NBA players there. I had to go up on stage. Rick Carlisle was calling me up there. We're not trying to hear it, Ronnie. We're not trying to hear it. I know it. I know it, Ronnie. I know it. You got all these stories. You know, messing with all these celebrities. Okay, but nobody's trying to hear it. So they're like, how can we disrespect Ronnie in a funny way into my career story? Oh, I don't know. An ad from Beats? I find it a little bit admirable that Ronnie is so about his bag that he actually can't commit to doing anything as long as money isn't involved. Ronnie couldn't even commit to this here line. Three, four lines without an ad right there. Boom. We're not trying to hear Ronnie. So let's put on the headset sponsored by this company. Oh, this is an icon. Which 2K was this? Was this 18? This might have been 18. This guy's chat. Hey, who's your little... Looks like they got laws at the last week's BeaverCon, sir. This guy's chat. Oh, oh, the cringe. Do you feel it in your bones? It's the cringe. You're being cringy right now. Stop it. It's not good for you. This is the moment. Hopefully you don't mess it up by making some kind of technical error, right? I wanna be saddened. Are you guys... English? Freak? So who's this? This is Officer Vasquez with the ninth precinct. Officer Vasquez? What did Vic do now? Mr. Freak, there's been an accident. Look, we're gonna need you to come down to the following address as soon as possible. What kind of accident? Put Vic on the phone. I can't do that, sir. No, no, no, you're not hearing me. I wanna talk to Vic. Look, sir, we need you to come down as soon as you can. No, no, no, hey, hey, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen. Put down the phone, and I don't wanna hear it get picked up until Victor Van Leer is on the phone. Put Vic on the phone. Mr. Freak, Mr. Van Leer was killed in a car accident. What's going on? Give me the phone. Why would you tell him that over the phone? What the hell is wrong with this police officer? Sir, to you, we were able to identify him from the flyers in the procession. I don't wanna talk to you no more. Freak, give me the phone. Man, look at that love they have for each other. Oh, I feel a little goosebump. I got goosebump in there, you know, man. Shout out Spike Lee, man. You just had to kill somebody in your story. Man, it's a basketball game, Spike Lee. Stop! The most entertaining cut scene to me in 2K16 beside Vic's death was entertaining to you, you fucking sociopath. What the hell is wrong with you? Fools, how you still... Get you some Flossy Jewels. Make sure every time they see you we're in the new whip. Better yet, let's get us a dealership or a club or something. Never mind the house, you promised your twin sister, you promised you'd get for your parents, you're still in the projects where you left them. Yo, that's not fair. I didn't leave a lot of ass. And you know, I'll never leave my parents in the projects. Bam, I'll take care of everything. All you gotta do is break me off with that bread. Like, how much a freak... Yo, isn't that your sister? Why is she bugging like that? Also, come on, you're in the NBA. Why are your parents still in the hood? That's really messed up, man. God damn, you spent all your... Micromoney on VC? Get your parents out the hood! They actually have a new spot in the neighborhood, 12th floor, 500 square feet studio apartment. At least put her in there until you can find her a better spot, man. What the hell is wrong with you? Hey, camera cut off for a minute. I made some good jokes, you missed them. I actually will leave that them in anyway. I kinda just joked about leaving your parents in the hood and then I made another joke about how like there was an open spot in the neighborhood on the 10th floor, five... You had to have been there. You could be there next time, by subscribing to the channel, man. When you're my player, got dumped! This is 2K17. Hey, hey, hey. Any of y'all ever answered a door like that? Like this? You guys ever answered a door like this? What's up? How you doing, huh? Hey, friends. I was actually in the neighborhood and just went... Hey, she has a very attractive voice. This guy, someone, someone, someone tweet me. What's her IMDb page looking like? I'm gonna talk to you real quick. I tried calling you. Oh yeah, I'm sorry about that. Things been crazy hectic with practice and schedule and everything. I'm sorry I didn't call you back. Yeah, I mean, I get it. You're in the NBA and you should be focused on that. Look how, look how understanding she is. Wow, what a great girlfriend. Wow. Actually, this will be kinda quick. I just wanna talk to you. I'm transferring and things are gonna get really hectic for me and so that's what I think we should talk about. Okay, your voice, you're serenading me with your voice. All right, and I know, I know, I know. But why would you start this conversation saying this is gonna be quick? How on earth did you transferring to another school? You guys are gonna have to break up a quick conversation. Okay, so what does that mean for us? I think we should take some time and some space for a little while. All right, if you feel like that's what you need then... I mean, I think we both need it. Hey, you're not gonna fight for her, man? You're not even gonna try and like... But yeah, that's kinda how I feel. Yeah, I mean, it is kinda unfair to you to be out all the time and not calling you back on time. Yo, why did you add music to this shit? I'm pretty sure they did not have music in the cut scenes. They almost never do that. Did you add music to that and make $0 from this video? Cause you knew I was gonna react to this shit, bro. You added music, bro, you probably added your song and you definitely deserve better than that. So, yeah, I mean, I hope we can still be friends. What? Yes, we can still be friends. I gotta go, okay? All right. That is the worst way that conversation could've went. Now you just broke up and now you gotta be friends. Are you out of your mind? Man, these are some good memories, ladies and gentlemen. You know, as much as I like to sit here and say my career, they need to spend that time elsewhere. Man, we've had some great moments over the years in my career, haven't we? Hey, so really shout out to the Spike Lee join, shout out to all the actors and shout out whoever develops the story. Cause I'm saying this, bro, since 16, I'm not gonna lie to you. The stories have definitely been better. Bro, man, yo, 2K, good, all right? That being said, there's a video on the screen right now. 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