 It's not funny. He doesn't eat anything white. I don't like mayo ranch sour cream No, why can you explain why cuz I don't like ranch sour cream mayo and cream cheese, and they just happen to be white I don't know you guys trying to cancel me in your own white. You're white. That feels race Rolling audio rolling. We are world unique New York. That's good warm them up. Welcome to good company In a world where one man Keep going You want to get intro yeah, just like that though, maybe Dan does the intro for like I'm a summer block percent facts brought to you live by Jim McD and silent Mike featuring fat Dan AKA Dan store. Hi. Hello AKA Dan store. I don't call him the arm the handsome Kyle Castro Call them the third arm. Why the third arm? I feel like Steven Seagal's about to come creeping out of this corner now Well action film. Yeah Pretty good. It's good stuff. Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to another episode of topic thunder. 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There's a couple things I forgot who I was talking to and this happens to me a lot I have a lot of conversations with a lot of different people as we all do now that we own this brick and mortar And things get bashed around and someone told me I think it was you That you don't like peanut butter. Are you who doesn't like peanut butter cookies? Oh me. That's an issue. Are you kidding me? I don't like how rich they are. That's an issue, but what's that? I love peanut. I'll eat peanut butter by the spoon That makes no sense. Yeah, what if you go flour and sugar in there? You got a peanut butter. It's different It's too rich. I can't do it. I don't know it's it's too rich one because there's extra fat in there There's so the peanut butter cookies from I like the texture. I'm a texture eater I'm a texture girl scout cookies the peanut butter guys. Oh, those are different. Those are Reese's pieces, basically They're unbelievable tag along. Yeah, not that except for the names if there's chocolate involved. I'm game So if it's strictly like, okay, so what if it's like a for instance like nutter butters? You don't like nothing. I actually think that are butters are Those are better. Those are better because there's actual you could taste like the texture of the peanut butter I used to do something so fat with nutter butters. Can I explain that's where we're here? I would pour that I mean this is where I think cookie crisp kind of stole my idea General Money I was doing that at like five years old I was pouring cookies in a bowl your soldier boy, and then I was yeah, and then I grabbed chips ahoy and just That's exactly what I was doing. That's what I was doing And then he's like milk vanilla ice cream That's been around I feel like what does that have to do with peanut butter and nutter butter? No, I did those with Chips ahoy, especially and Okay, but there's an obsession with peanut butter across the world There's very few people that like it or just good reason. Yeah, the very few people that dislike it Kyle's weird for not liking the cookies. No, I like the texture of peanut butter. Oh, then like a cookie So you like cashew butter and shit. Oh, yeah Oh, I don't like like Nutella and shit like that. No, I hate it. I don't like I don't like I don't like that You guys give me issues for not liking peanut butter cookie You don't like Nutella the name of this show came about because of Nutella. Yeah, I did Yes, I don't like Nutella. You're disgusting. What about some Nutella on a peanut butter? Yeah, yeah, I like the texture if you were to put peanut butter and smeared on a cookie I'd like it. Oh, like a peanut butter to chocolate chip cookies with peanut butter. Yeah, so I'd love I'd be about that too Are you blushing? Why does that make no sense When you're five going oh cookie That's that's what a tag along is right? It's a wafer a layer of peanut butter, and then it's dipped in chocolate Yeah, yeah, that sounds good. I know it's a lot of peanut butter between now It's tag along the one that has more than one name depending upon where I think I think over the last couple years They switched all the names. Oh, maybe so. I don't know. Um long story short Why is protein considered a health food? Why are sorry? Why is peanut butter considered a health food? Why is peanut butter talked about as a protein in source source? Yeah, well, it's got like I think for a tablespoon It's got like 20 grams of fat or something and like five grams of protein like that's a fat source it's Because people like peanut butter and yeah, I want to give it up the self-justifying. Yeah, it's like oh well It's got you know, it's got protein. That's why I call these energy drinks. Yeah, or a health drinks Oh, it's definitely got more more fat than yeah, then it's got more car. You would want from a protein source It's got more carbs than I it's a decent on a protein for a tablespoon eight grams. Yeah, that's pretty good That's pretty good. It's not shit. I will not it's not a direct protein source But when I think protein you're looking what I think what protein source I think like Jim thinks I would think ratio to calories and ratio to Fatten carbs. Yeah, I don't I wouldn't say it's like a like a full-on protein source No, but that's how people talk or a health food. Yeah, no, no if you're in a cut. Yeah, you're straight Yeah, that's a healthy fats can go fuck themselves. I hate that one. I hear it a lot It is the biggest so eight grams of protein 16 grams of fat healthy fat. Well healthy fat 16 grams of fat Guess how many carbs like 20 with six. Oh, which is six. Yeah, cuz it's mainly fat I know but it depends where you look to you go to like this is you go to some is it skippy jiffy? Gip jiff one of those have like 20 days a bunch of sugar. Oh, probably yeah, Jim This is the health encyclopedia from University. I'm a very serious question medical center. I'm a serious question It's not serious but continue Crunchy or creamy creamy crunchy crunchy all day. I like both it depends on the application I'm texture. If I'm in a sandwich if I'm in a toasted peanut butter sandwich I'm going crunchy. She's good then I'm dipping apples in it smooth used to do that to you I should do I used to do a peanut butter toasted Sand. Yeah, so good. Yeah, but my mom would cut the crust off too. Yeah, what's up with that? Why don't people eat crust? Yeah, why I don't know. Oh, she just would I Think that there's a really good chance that your mom sends you loaves of loaves of bread right now with a crust Already cut off. Is that Danny is the baby? Yeah, I am the baby Yeah, we did tons of peanut butter sandwiches, and I love peanut butter, too, but I don't and I'm a texture guy, too Why do you think I love ice cream like all you whatever, but he doesn't eat ranch or anything like that? Yeah, but no nothing white. You want to talk about some weird shit? We're not going there He doesn't eat anything. I don't like mayo ranch sour cream No, why can you explain why cuz I don't like ranch sour cream mayo and cream cheese And they just happen to be white. I don't know In your own white you're white and it feels racist you're trying to cast me on my own show Yeah, no, I just don't like those things and they happen to be white There's not a lot of things you don't like but a lot of things you don't like Speaking of healthy things and unhealthy things and the the things that people get hung up on I saw a friend of mine Facebook friend real friend talking about how he wanted to lose some weight and whatever whatever and somebody That he knows jumps in and says well, I lost 70 pounds or and I did it by cutting out Yeah, corn syrup. Yeah, such a tired enter and enter x whatever people just say it I just stopped drinking Coca-Cola and I ended up a body, but well I stopped sitting on stools. I lost 50 pounds Now what I stopped retaining stools and I lost 50 pounds That's another story and yeah, yeah, yeah in a short period of time I keep looking over at me high fruit. I'm trying to get you involved my weight You're looking over him you were saying because you switched we already switched topics But I was saying healthy fats in terms of dietary food and you automatically went to healthy fat This is true healthy and fat healthy and fat. Yeah, like body weight. Maybe That's where we're talking about peanut butter fatty I Got that after a couple minutes there so unrelated but but related peanut butter cookies. Okay. Yeah, not so Smear a pound of it on a cookie. I'll eat it. What if you crumple up some peanut butter cookies and some vanilla ice cream Yeah, yeah, then everything's green light then this is all everything is on there's no limits Then simply simply just a it's not that I don't like them. I'm just like I'd rather have a chocolate chip. Oh, yeah No, I'll eat a peanut butter cookie. Okay. Yeah, that's not my go-to either. Yeah You know what my sad go-to is and I don't know if it's sad But I think controversial oatmeal chocolate chip my mama my mom makes a homemade oatmeal chocolate chip that will blow your Crispy or soft in between soft. I think soft. I like soft. It's the best It depends if it's homemade or not that reminds me of chips a hoist soft is better chewy I don't like that. Yeah, I don't like any packaged cookies The they taste like totally chemicals except that they're wonderful because of the because of the chemicals the texture Yeah, and that comes from the chemical. It's so good. I don't like any packaged cookies like that You don't like any package like you don't like Oreos. No. No the most overrated orio's are pretty the most overrated snack of all time Yeah, Oreos pretty shit Oreos No, they're bad back to peanut butter cookies. There's not really that much peanut butter in a peanut butter cookie It's just there for flavor. It's just so it's it's everything else that's thing. Oh, but have you ever been like at a conference where they go? Oh, yeah, you know, here's your afternoon snack and it's like all of these like Costco cookies and muffins and shit and You decide that you're gonna eat one or two or maybe more of the giant peanut butter cookies And then you get like major indigestion like heartburn whatever I will get heartburn from peanut butter cookies Oh, really, you know what most calorie dense foods on the planet those Costco muffins But they're healthy because they're oat muffins and then they're fucking those Thousand calories Costco muffins are the greatest. They're in the health section. Yeah, dude. Do you hear what I just said literally like dripping? I yeah, I love that. Well, you know, they're fantastic The poppy seed muffins that they have there are to die for you can call anything a brand muffin and say that it's To die for people say it's healthy, but it's not you look at it and it's like food excites me Okay. Yeah, I know that's why I brought you on 500 calories for you know, I actually don't know how much Pop on a drug test if you eat too many poppy seed muffins. Okay, get off a reddit. No, it's true They literally wouldn't let us eat those because of the like they would pop for opiates Yeah, Nc double a test like boy if you had poppy seed muffin or a bagel Dan just slamming Costco's before the big game Like you gotta stop his mom Brian a bunch