 Fucking Dorian Doing well doing well dog you not from the city. I could tell I could tell dog did it did it did it By myself good morning blew up now. I'm still doing a podcast from my living room It's kind of like a little alcohol. What's good? Good morning. What's happening silly silly silly silly psychos silly psychos My squad was good. Whoo. Good morning. I'm a little loopy went to sleep a little late. What's happening? So I went yesterday, and I did it and I didn't do it. I hate when people say that you ask them something. They're like Do you like avocados and they're like yes, and no, okay? That doesn't mean anything Tell me more, but there's no those words Pointless tells me nothing and then Pia I cut the reason I say I hate that is because I catch myself going like Yep, like I understand that completely like there's gonna be some yeses some some pros and cons But don't tell me that just tell me the pros and cons anyway. I went yesterday. I did it and I did it I went there, and I did it and I didn't do it. What that means is Signed up open mic, baby Orlando improv fish bar blue fish bar something like that It was not this it's at the Orlando improv, but it's in the restaurant open mic part Not the actual like Orlando improv stage, but it was awesome Signed my name dude that means I was ready to go I was gonna get up there, but they didn't have time they didn't have time so next week I'm bumped and I Performing next week 100% which means I'm gonna hone it in I'm gonna hone in my craft, and I was ready to go. I was in the right mindset I got a little nervous here and there, but most of the time like 99% of the time wasn't even nervous I was super excited which made me feel like I'm a performer and I'm ready and it was exciting and Then with all that excitement I was ready to go. They call the name Steven and it wasn't me It was a different Steven. I was like damn it I really because I wasn't expecting to go at that time because I kind of knew where my name was on the list and Nothing so there's that but it was a lot of fun And I met a lot of people there that were so cool that all the people of the comedians that were working out doing open mics That were practicing some people's just started some people have been doing it for a couple months So you're doing for a couple years got to talk to a lot of them and that was so much fun It was like it felt like where I wanted to be and I got to meet all these people and everybody was so supportive And there's a lot of funny people out there, and some people didn't do so great But that's also great I was ready to bomb bro And I was just thinking I'm made for this because all I wanted to do is get on the stage and fucking talk to Everybody because the people I talked to in the crowd since I got to know them a little bit All I wanted to do is make them laugh and it was like that's there's other people too But like if I'm up there making them other chances. I'm gonna make the rest people I just wanted to be up paper. I wanted to be in the spotlight. I wanted to be up there I can't believe I want to be up there. That's a crazy thought to me Welcome to dunk life daily where we we drag you into with dunks and we make you stay with the entertainment. Whoa Here we go. He's transparent. Um The other thing is that this is episode 50. I said yesterday episode 50, but it's not so happy half centurion Everyone this is the best episode yet because it's now and every the best part of every day is now right now So use this to your advantage. Am I a tony robins of comedy? You tell me what i'm saying is that you're getting a free show every morning I'm gonna be famous soon I almost did my first night mic. Oh, but my I almost did my first time. I'm famous soon What's happening, bro? Anyway, it's so much fun and I can't wait to do it again I can't wait to do it again because when I was there I was so excited having so much fun that it's it's crazy that I get to do that often It felt like a once-in-a-lifetime type of event even though it was just over mic If now I get to go practice and just go tell joes like I get excited for this podcast Because I know it's fun to do and I enjoy going nuts on and then yelling at you people in the morning so This free show i'm going to take on the road um But yeah, I get to practice and also just I love laughter so I get I get to go watch comedy too and meet all these people that are In comedy and just looking to have a good time. That's so fun to me It's so core to who I am just to go have fun people make them enjoy And the one advantage if you want to know insider for the for my people listening to me that know me is like I got a lot of fucking energy pent up You put me on that stage a lot. It was just open mic So maybe there was more like strict comedy and a lot of a lot of new people too was so cool to see a lot of people's First time but I go up there. I don't I don't know I I know who I am is a huge advantage is like I know who I am I know how to get in the right mindset paradoxal intention I just finished the man in the man search for a meaning book. I have that in the back of my head So when I get up there, I'm nervous. Oh, no fucks. Oh god. I don't care. Oh, oh, you're nervous I'm not they're like more cringy than me the audience That's I was going to talk about my skin. You know, I was going to bring up skin on stage I have to so it's going to be really cool um Because a lot of people just telling jokes and they were really good But I was like the only one that felt like I was going to like use my body and fucking dance and shit I couldn't help it. I was so excited and I was just gonna that's what I talk about I know how to be true to me and that's what I love. That's what I love about life And I love both sides. So I was like, oh, because like some people are super animated some people are super Slow with their talking and both are great. Like I like I love both kinds But for me in that area it helped me feel a little bit more confident because I was the only one that seemed to have Like high energy, which is fun, but I love both, but it's I want to I want to bomb I want to get my fucking bomb out of the way I want to bomb so goddamn hard so that I have like my heart crushed and then I can only go up from there I'm only I'm only going to go up. That's that's the psycho mentality. Remember we talked about yesterday I'm going to paradox my mind and intentionally fuck it up and next thing, you know, I can't lose um Really excited and the other thing I'm thinking is like if I do this and I I really love it and I keep pursuing And I actually am successful You have to believe you're going to be successful in something you love or else You're never going to be if no one believes in you if you don't believe in yourself No one's gonna believe in you simple If I go on the road, how cool would it be is like instead of doing I've done I've done a dunk meet-up before imagine I come to your city dog And I do it well do it well dog coming to your city then I do it do it for you Did it did it did a live show live show dog? That would be really cool I'm like a real comedian. How did I get all this information in my podcast? God, I spit bars quick, huh? Whoo, um, so yeah, um That's what it's about. Um, and I wanted to bring up this Steve Jobs quote to be a little serious. Okay He said which I really love I love quotes. I love quotes I love words. I love how they make sense and they're just so simple and they just fucking open your eyes So I try to remember these and I like to share them because when I share them when you teach You remember them more and one of them was you can only connect the dots of your life Going backwards so right now it's like When you look back at your life like when I look back at my content and dunking is like I can see how they all led to now and finding my true skin but Going forward what you got to do, huh? You got to make the dots yesterday. I made a dot. I went to the open mic signed my name Got over the fear got ready to go on stage And I was ready so now a dots been made next one dots made And you got to keep making dots bro and try not to make dots everywhere. I mean Try to know who you are so you can make the right dots But like you got to keep making dots and you never know which dots the one That's going to lead you in the dot path that you want to go So yeah, keep making dots. I've been putting off for you to for you to know I've been putting off going to open mic or going to stand up for Forever since forever. This is my first one I ever went to to watch. I think I've watched one But that was just by chance But like this was one that I first one I signed up at so that's huge progress Putting your name on that list knowing you can get called and you have to walk up on there is a big deal And I'm like fuck it. I'm ready. I know how to give no fucks, dude And I'm ready to just fuck you up there. I'm gonna yell at people And I was in the right mindset I really was and I really think that it helps to know who you are because then you know to like Just be who you are and even if it goes wrong. I won't I won't be ashamed and I won't be mortified and I won't I won't try to leave the universe. I'll try to just sleep it sleep it off another night. That's it That's it. It was a lot of fun and I look forward to having my first open mic And recording it because I can record it. I was ready to record it And I'll be posting on youtube bomb or not, baby If you want to see bomb in a good fashion bomb's kind of good like you drop a bomb on the You know, it could be good, but Whoo, the word I mean, it might just be it might be really cringy But that's what we do and then I'll make fun of myself. How do we lose? How do we lose? Tell me how I lose. I want to know how I lose so I could do that now And then all I can do is win all we do is win win win win win win win win win skin skin skin skin What's good? That's the other thing you got to make yourself laugh. I know how to do that I'm talking to myself right now staring at the camera I just like was saying it like I was talking to someone because that's the mindset I go into and I'm looking at This thing and get a little fuzzy thing on top Whoo. Oh last but not least Breaking news in history. We got the hurricane Dorian coming the storms coming in florida Next thing you know, we got rain But the cool thing is I'm in an apartment with the fucking renters insurance and my car has got insurance But if the electricity goes out, I can't do the podcast for a couple of days. So, uh, That's just the heads up, but I have a feeling it's gonna fizzle out But this storm Dorian's got everybody up in the frenzy We got the freaking water. I gotta get water now. I gotta get beans. I gotta get fucking What else batteries for lights, bro But it's weird because I don't have house. So I don't I mean I just got this setup right here You're seeing I could pack it up in one backpack and get the fuck out of here storm Dorian What are you gonna do about it, huh? I might know how to swim. I'll fucking swim it out, bro I need swimming actually I need that explosive activity Because I can't jump right now. So I need to swim I'll be swimming in Dorian If only I knew how to surf better. I'd be going to the beach and get my surf on my board anymore I sent it back to my sister. I hope she's listening Hey staff, if you're listening, please comment if you got the board or where the fuck the board's at Because storm Dorian's here if you could overnight it I'd like to catch some swells This is what I'm talking about if I told about storm Dorian on stage people get not only to get some laughs But they get some fucking information. They were all here in Orlando about to get fucking smacked by Dorian God damn it Dorian. You're messing up my plans. I got plans Dorian Storms don't care about your plans. That's what I learned at his coffees perfect That's it. I wish I could do this podcast all day long Maybe if there's a hurricane and I got no power all I could do is record on my phone Maybe and fucking ramble just keep it fucking going and that's it. Have a great effing day I'll keep you up to date with storm Dorian. It keeps getting pushed back now. It's supposed to land sunday night or something I can't keep up with the weather. I also think they're just trying to fucking scare us into buying shit I'm not I'm not giving in dog I got my fucking usual. I'll make 17 pounds of the usual and I'll fucking get I'll stock up on coconut water King one cook chicken. I'm good to go What else fucking fruit? And that's how we'll end it fucking fruit, but we got to do on this day in history. All right, I'm killing the character Let's go on this day in history. Fuck in August 29th, why do I do this part? Portugal recognizes independence of Brazil 1825. Oh, look at this. Look at this. Holy shit 2005 hurricane Katrina makes second and third landfall as a category tree Devastating me much at a u.s. Gulf coast from Louisiana to the florida panhandle kills more than 1830 chicks Causes over 115 billion dollars in damage. What the fuck with these hurricanes, huh? Bro, I was born in the hurricane. My mama comment. I guarantee it 1992 fucking hurricane andrew coming through It's been embossed. Okay. You already know. You know, this was common. You know what I know Today in film 1967 final tv episode of the fugitive Uh, the movie the fugitives talking about movies. We're back to movies I'm switching it up the movie the fugitive with Harrison Ford's one of the greats It's one of my dad's favorites. We got to watch that again. We haven't seen it forever. It's funny. It's hilarious. It's classic Today in music 1958 cliff richard and the drifters released single move it Canada's first british rock and roll song today in sport 1882 a australian beat england. I don't know why I got so serious Seven runs death of cricket. What the fuck are we talking about? Okay. Well, that works Oh, I think I forgot to record the drum roll. I'll put it in it. Oh my god. So funny Okay, that's it and the dunk lifer of the day is not this I'm not gonna I'm not gonna play that because I'm gonna get copyrighted. It was I love rock and roll. I sing it so many times. My mom got scared. That's not a joke though We were all facing when I was losing my mind I was singing so much and my mom she was getting scared that I was like losing my mind She I wouldn't stop and the more she tried I know you're listening mom the more she tried to get me to calm down the more crazy I'd go So when you feed into it, I'm not giving in bro. I'm going all the way to the brink I don't even care if it makes me fucking snap Um My man yolo swag said your videos are so fire and your work. I think it's crazy Keep up the good work. Thank you so much, bro. And then my mom commented nine times and she wrote Uh 10 replies from me my passion do it Love you mom. Have a good day. Everybody love you all too. Can't wait to get on stage Can't wait to go fucking nuts And maybe I'll bring that character with Dory and back on stage and we'll talk about the hurricane next week How they tried to get us in a frenzy and I'll just that's what I'll do on Wednesday I'll be like this weekend. They tried to get me in a frenzy. I ain't doing shit. All I'm doing is fucking sleeping. That's it To the loot