 Right on it so that she knows it, but also because her handwriting is way better than mine. Right. And so she On Sundays, we uh We were writing in Uh this and she wrote i'm just gonna send it You guys get to see my fucking month counter, but whatever We'll know what jacob's up to yeah, yeah, yeah, and i'm gonna know my entire month now We can make a video before he does Before he does it then say that he copied yeah, and then he copied us. That's what happens He didn't even see it coming I was like you're dumb. Oh, no fam dinner fam dinner Are you guys still there? Oh, no What what Hi Hello Once we do die no kind of I'm a little worried for the today's stream. Oh, did the internet cut out? Yeah, yeah It might have just been discord i'm just Fingers crossed it was just discord can be buggy. Yeah fingers crossed. God damn. She told me what it was She I remember what it was. Oh, no, she told you you can't even say that you remember it now You've been told stupid tell me okay on that calendar that I just sent you the Sunday nights you've got bg3 with davi bg3 with david bg3 with dave What the fuck is three with mr. Chapman and then bg3 with mr. Clapman and I was like mr. Clapman and she said because he clapped man I was crying I was literally crying She's also doing a little dance in the corner because she's very proud get the fuck out of here No, no, no spencer. We want you on we want you on yeah, yeah, you can leave what i'm sorry what Spencer Spenser she can hear you but she I don't think she can respond right now. No no no no no no spencer Yes. Oh there you go. Hi. Hello. Hi. Hey Your joke is funny Your joke is very good. Your joke was great It's It's very good. It's very honestly, honestly, if it were up to me, you would be on this stream instead of Jacob. But I mean, we've got to keep up appearances. Don't tell him I said that. Don't he'll never know. Of course. OK, thank you. All right. Bye. Bye. Bye. What do you guys talk about? Nothing. Nothing. Nothing. Shut up is what we were talking about. I fully believe that you said, Spencer, I just need you to say all a few times. That is not I can I can confirm. I have witnesses. That's not what we said. Damn it, I'll never know yet. It's have the stream be up for it. Just go watch the stream. Yeah. Stupid to which I got a fucking link in my stream. God damn, everything is lagging just a little bit more. I apologize to everybody watching the stream because today my Internet is not great. Are you streaming? Yeah, I said I was streaming. I, you know, look, I'm going to do you a solid and not go back and listen to it. OK, I told you. I warned you that I was streaming. I said that I was about to stream. And then when I was like, turning it on like streaming in three, two, one. Oh, I didn't hear you. OK, well. No, it's OK. You're fine. I'm not like, God damn it. Now we're streaming. We're fine. Hi. Hi, everybody. Hi, chat. I hope chats having a good time. They keep they keep showing up in my streams. They they reference little things. They show up in our arcade stuff and they're like, and they'll say like, like, like, what was the thing we did? Drorax when we. Oh, no. Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah. All right. OK. So question where the fuck are we? Yeah, we're in the mountain pass. Remember, all right. Yeah. Have we crossed the bridge already? Oh, no, no, no, no, this is OK. No, this is the beginning. Right. I remember we saved. And then I was like, we should probably stop here so that everybody can be a part of it. OK. This area is still an act one, but it was not in early access. Very good. This is one of the newer areas that I I have only done twice and know not a whole lot about as much as I previously did. OK. So we're slowly getting into areas where it's like we're all discovering who is this person. He looks like a fucking board. Lord, he looks like a board Lord. It's the morning Lord, actually. Oh, oh, yeah. Oh, boy. Yeah, morning Lord. Well, I hate to say it, but we're in the afternoon. Oh, damn it. Got him. He has no power here. It's Lady Esher. Who the fuck are you? Even Gora Funky knows it's lethander. Yeah, a friendly face to this lady. You are a sweet, sweet. I can't listen in on that lady. Esher, I throw her down. You've been to a constant chase. Insulted to luckily, luckily, those days are over. She clearly has driven wheelbarrows before. All right, making her my. Oh, no, I'm about to continue. No, I did. OK. I'm going to say. Temple, but it is over. Hey, yeah, those get you hardly know her to call that hole. Well, your green screen looks a lot better. Davy does it because it should look a lot worse. If anything, it looks better than it did. This is the first time that Jacob's been seeing it. That's why. Oh, there we are. Your screen looks a lot better from what I was imagining in my head. You tried to buy one of their children. What? No, of course not. No, it's just an egg. It's not a child at all. I just realized that the best I'm wearing is like a very dark green and not just black. It looks so much better. Yankee lay eggs. I did not until I played this game. Hey, Jacob, who's the society? Spencer had a crisis. Spencer had a fucking crisis about that. She was like, they lay eggs. I was like, yeah, they're like aliens. She's like, Laezelle came out of an egg. And I was like, I guess. Yeah, it's like if you want to. I agree with this lady. She makes a lot of sense to me. She's thinking about it, yeah. I also we should totally steal. I also knew basically. Well, you failed to get the egg, so I guess we'll never know. I'm going to say some things are in her blood. Nothing about you until I play this game. So we got up. I think, look, I'll be honest, Davy, I think we should get this egg. OK, let's get this egg. It's a good idea. I like this lady. Yes, your lady. She called me Charm Lee. That's good. Also, I think your I think your suit is black. I think it's kind of looks good because of the lighting. Oh, that's lame. Also, I'm colorblind. So there we go. Charm Lee, Charm Lee. She also just said Perloin. I hardly know. But oh, payment. Yeah, OK, all right. Produce the aloe bear egg. Yeah, you can give it to the aloe bear egg. I'm going to do that. I want to do it. But I want this. It's like, yep. No, it's an aloe bear. I just like it. The curves, the coloration, the size looks art to me. Nope, this aloe bear egg is worth much more. It can be all yours. I'm going to do the deception one. No, no, Jacob, I can't just say I just like it. I mean, I could, but are you sure it's not green? Are you sure the outfits are green? Yeah, it's black. It's the lighting that's that's making the reception. Go. Oh, my God. That's such a high dice roll. Please help me. Please give me guidance that we both have known. All right. Wait, I downloaded an app on. Go dice roll. And I argued about it for hours. Big, like, gassed it into a color. Nice. You just rolled 27. Yep. I don't know what story line I just. Yeah, right. I I don't know what storyline I just preserved by preventing this woman from ruining it. But I'm glad that I just keep her an aloe bearing. Yeah. Oh, look at all of this money. That'll pay for one of our revives later. Right. Oh, this lag. Oh, boy. I apologize to everybody who's on the stream. This is just going to be a bad stream today. There's nothing I can do. Oh, boy. I hope that the stream isn't lagging too much. I'm also relying on that. I I loaded into it. And for some reason, it was 144 p. But I just I just ticked it back to seven. It was fine. OK. All right, that's good. There's just nothing I can do today. But soon I'll just have to buy a very, very long ethernet cable. Look at every everything. It's where I can. Oh, shit. What about that dark area over there? What did I just say? I'm not that strong. I'm just a little guy. That's far. That's really far. Is the dark place filled with light? I don't think so. What's this cable car we'll do? Oh, I need I need a guidance. I was supposed to be the one to fill your dark soul with light. I need a guidance. Oh, you want a little guidance from me. Yeah. All the mush mustached gnome. Yeah. Emma's heroism. Oh, that'll do it. You got a buzz cut. Why are you doing the strength check here? I go trying. All right, I'm natural 20. Holy shit. That's why I'm doing the strength check. That was tough. That was tough. I was such a good impression. Yeah. Walk down this whole way. Otherwise, that's amazing. I'm so impressed. Yeah, that's just the way I didn't want to brag or anything. So I'll just. Well, you're so humble, too. I can see. Oh, my god. I can still see your ghost character flailing around on my feet because I didn't throw you. Yo, what the heck? I can see it, too. What the fuck? I'm like, ah, my spirit. Oh, cool. I'm afraid of ice. Help, help. I don't know if I have to be in special guardians. Yeah. I didn't my guardian. I knew some barbarian. Soul sucker. Oh, god. Camera, please. My soul. Hello, oceans. So what's what's the what's the backstory for getting your buzz cut, Jacob? What made you cut off all your hair? The backstory was that it got hot. It's got real hot. Yeah. And Howard Howard. So we've been just making a lot of enemies. So I figured nobody would recognize Gore Funky if you just chopped his hair off. So I did. I didn't mean to throw it out today's game. So guys, check it out. I don't I believe that we've been making a lot of enemies. We've also killed everybody we've come across. So I don't know if anybody just want to put this out. There's a dead wheelbarrow over here. And I'm very happy about it. A dead wheelbarrow. I did wagging. Let me cast speak with the wagon. I don't know how to say this. The wagon was never alive. Well, I mean, if you can't speak with dead and then speak with plants, you can probably talk to it. So there you go. Speak with dead plants. Yeah, yeah. Oh, definitely there. Best spell. Oh, wow. We can just teleport. Speak with a post. Discovered. Good job. Hey, someone with good wisdom come over here. Here I go. Where are we? What the fuck did you go? Grandma Yankees, like 30 miles behind. I'm going back. I'm Yankees. Oh, look at what the snappers need to wait. I can't look as fast as you. Did you take the long way around? No, I just do it. Oh, this. OK, I found something. Oh, yes. Sweet potions. Honoloot. Wow, I did all the work. Excuse you. Yeah, the loot is mine. Look what I found. Not the treasure. Just the loot. Just the loot. And a carcass. All the loot. I haven't made it. Is it a wagon carcass? I want to check it out. Oh, I can't. I can't animate that. No, it's that that's. It's in a state of disrepair. So we both took animate dead. I'm a spores, Druid. Oh, yeah, that's right, Druid. I was going to say you both took animate dead. I have a thing for. Oh, animate dead, not speak of the dead. Ha, ha, yeah, yeah. Wait, that's great. I can kill things and then you guys can do stuff with it. Why? Oh, what? Oh, I think I failed a role. Whoops. Or it's saving. This is what I'm going to walk in here and then talk to the Yankee who probably don't like me. No, they're probably dislike you. Oh, my God. There we go. Hello. What's going on over there? That's enough on your shoes. Yeah, go get them. You can use the short legs. Oh, all right. Anyone want to join? Yes, raises a hand. I do now Skyrim reference. All right. They're speaking. Don't go in. Don't go in. I've got an idea. I've got an idea. OK, OK, OK, OK. Where is it? Where is it? Where is the idea? You're going to do a little talk with gnome. No, no, speak with. No, yeah. Where are they? What's these ones? Doors closed. Grandma, grandma. Doors closed. Yeah, we've got to find another way around. Most likely. Go. Are you doing? I'm pretending to be a hot, hot, sexy Yankee. I'm going to swoon all of the boys. Got it. Can I have this corp? What? Yeah, sure. You can put it in your pockets. I call it in the next one. What just happened? Huh? Bones. Bones. Oh, it's Lord Bonesbury. Oh, man. What's his name with your head? Hunting you. They want the artifact. They want our dream. Our dream guardian is not happy with us. But do you know what we say to that? Not today. Exactly. Ooh, here's another skeleton. Guys, this is Smelvin. Yeah, there you go, Smelvin. OK, I guess I can't go in there. Uh-oh, hey, guys. Oh my god, don't tell me you fucking did something you shouldn't have. No, not yet. Oh, shit. You found an entrance. Yeah, there's also a. I'm going to go talk to them. I'm going to go talk to them. I don't think I've been in here. Oh, yeah, it's probably not the best to walk in there right now. Something has happened to these cobalts. Yeah. What happened to these cobalts? You're just standing there. Oh, they're drunk. Look at them. Look at all these drunk cobalts. Happy cobalts. Look at them. They're having a great time. I mean, filled with alcohol. Technically, we could murder all of them or I'm going to try to talk to them. But I don't know if I can because they all seem like they're auto attacks. They're they are. They're all red in the middle. Well, fuck. The enemy surprised, though. We walked in and we said hi and they got surprised. Yeah. Oh, I'm surprised. Oh, boy. This is the first time that I didn't want to fight. And now we're in a fight. They decided to fight. Yeah, they were like, that's it. Well, it's a stupid ball of fire. There is a lot of wine on the floor. Wait, we're level five now, right? What's up? Yeah, five. Yeah, OK. That means I can use my abilities a lot more often through a rock rock. A seven seven damaged rock. Damn. They are drunk. They're attacking the block. Yeah. OK, I must I must anger. I'm going to try to bard. I have stinking cloud now. I just remembered that I got that. All right, we're who? Who's shooting? What? Because I don't want to be in the middle of that. I'm going to go here. I'm going to do Luder behind us with a race. All right, because I'm just going to go like hit this guy. The mobile flourish. Nice. This guy up here. Watch out. There's a guy sleeping outside. I don't know if he's awake, so watch out behind you guys. You might sneak up on y'all. No, he's fine because that was a mobile flourish. I can teleport now, right? Yes. It. I should have been able to. What happened? Which one? Did I accidentally defensive flourish? What's my AC right now? No, I did not. I want to get away from all the explosions. Is there a little like Bota's action thing you can do? Like, oh, yeah, all the way on the right. Take a look at your bar. Yeah. Oh, oh, wait, no, he doesn't have it. That's weird. What the fuck? I hate this ability. What? No, no, no, you should totally have it. You hit. Who did you hit? Which one did you hit? That guy up there. Can you ping it? How old right click? Oh, old right click. That guy. OK. It doesn't say mobile flourish. That's weird. All right. Well, what happened? Your bonus action isn't used up yet. Also, you have all four of your inspirations. Yeah, I guess it just didn't activate despite me clicking it. So I'm just going to stab this guy then. Now he's ruptured. All right, guys, are you ready for ready for this? Watch this. Let's go. Let's see. That's weird. Rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock. Oh, yeah, rock lobster. They're in the they're in the heat aura. Don't boil me. I'm still alive. How does the flaming sphere have health? It's just fire. It's made of fire. It's got a fire. It has hopes. Yeah. Hey, I was playing the flute. Don't interrupt me. I'm rooting for that guy now. I just want everybody to know that the that the flaming sphere is an elemental and it has a charisma of 10. It also has all of its stats are 10. Its intelligence is 10. Its wisdom is 10. That's just a dude. That's just a guy who shows up. It's just an FBC band. You're not activating a flaming sphere. You're summoning a guy inside a rock. It's just trying to hit me. Holy crap. Oh, my God. I'm not going to charm you. You are not. You're not that guy, pal. What is it called? Cobalt. You're not that guy. Inventor. Trust me, you're not that guy. You're not that guy. Who do you think you are? I am. I've seen that guy. Trust me. I'm going to try something. I'm going to try dropping this bow on the ground because I really want my skeleton to have it. So don't anybody pick that up. Can you make your skeleton pick it up? I think so. They're supposed to have a weapon. Yeah, it does say like ranged, right? And I just. Yeah, they never spawn with a bow. It's very weird. So I wonder if I have to give it to them. Anyways, what should I do here? I'm going to do this. Come here. Nice. Oh, what just happened? I think you critically hit him. Yeah, you couldn't drag him closer to you because the floor was in the way. No, the problem was that he literally killed him. You crit him. He's dead. Yeah, he's dead. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Hold him through the floor and stamp his neck. Yeah, keep hitting that rock. Yeah. That'll work out. He rocked. OK, buddy, pick up the bow. That'll be his actions. Beryl, oh, oh, you fucking. What are you supposed to do with one damage of a punch? Hit the hit the fire wine barrel. Got to hit the fire wine barrel. It's one damage. Oh, sorry. I'm oops. I would have been smart. That would have been a smart idea. You stupid. You dumb. Yeah, he's not very smart. He doesn't have a brain. His intelligence is his intelligence is worse than the flaming spheres. All right, here I go. Trying again. Mobile flourish, ranged. Oh, why do I have disadvantage? What is because I'm on fire? It's because I'm on. Oh, no, it's because there's this dude next to me. Let me just kill him. It is too far, I think. No, there's just the dude next to me. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Hey, Chintik, don't move. OK, I could probably just kill this guy with a single stab. Oh, no. That was incredible. Oh, my God, you just fucking fireballed. That was amazing. Whatever. Hey, Chintik, don't move. You have to fireball. He was right on the edge, right on the edge. I'll just kill this guy. No, I might not get up. There we go. OK, cool. I am on fire. Give me your wine. No, give me give me the wine. Honestly, I should probably be raising my AC, but hey, whatever. Oh, so cool. I love that. Oh, I can't do it because I'm I can't do it because I'm angry. Damn. I love a fireball sounds like in this game. It sounds like so explosive and powerful that it sounds like it's blasting out the speakers. Like it's it like it like sounds like it's peaking. It's like like it's so cool how it does that. Oh, I forgot to hang on. I want to cancel my end turn so I could do this. There you go. Debbie's got to end his turn. Oh, shit, I thought my turn was over. Why did I kill these guys? The one behind me woke up. Literally just because they woke up and they said attack them. Yeah, yeah, they they initiated. We must have made some mistake. These are cobalts. They're historically very sweet and funny. Yeah, goofy little guys. Yeah, they're just little guys. And I know why it's because it's because one of you is a gnome, isn't it? Is it a funky a gnome? I am. Yeah, all right. Gold glitter gold senses regards, you fuckers. So what if I sleep storm the whole room? Everybody concentrating on a spell. That would be really cold of you. Well, I won't do anything except make everything slippery. So maybe you'll make your point. Yeah, I don't need to call lightning. That's that's a bit much. I don't even know his phone number, dude. Come on, you can pull through the floor. You're getting pulled through the fucking floor, dude. Man, it's just going to finger me a cobalt. There reminds me of when I ran Chris of Strahd, there was a lich dude that I won't specify where he was like the party had found him and they were terrified. But he was just a bro. He was like, oh, yeah, no, dude, I'll show you around because I got nothing better to do. I'm a lich who just walked in these these halls. Oh, OK. And like they came upon like some random dude and he's like, oh, shit, awesome. He pointed at him, casted finger of death on a guy with like four HP and the guy rose back up as a skeleton. He's like, oh, hey, can you open all the doors for me? Because I don't want to. That's the exact same vibe. Yeah. Go skeleton. Yeah, he pulled. Wow. Good gyro. I go you hit a fucking barrel. Wow. So fucking useful. Are you up for me? He's just a skeleton. All right. You're attacking that guy. So I'll leave him to you. Here, check this out. Yeah. Nice. He's ruptured, but he's not dead. Don't worry. He'll die on his turn. He takes damage on his turn, right? I don't know how ruptured works. Well, I'm about to find out. I mean, I can kill him right now. No, don't worry about it. He'll die on his own. Can I die here? He'll die of old age in like two weeks. He's a cobalt. That's right. Apparently, it's the new patch. The new patch that came out for some reason, the skeletons don't have bows. What? The skeletons are supposed to spawn with bows? They did. I remember them doing it. And then the new patch came out. And then they don't. It's only zombies now. Damn, that's real weird. Hang on, I'm just looting around here while you guys are waiting for me to end my turn. Nah, go ahead. There you go. We're not doing anything. Please. Yeah. Please take my time. I don't know if I'm the one who's on fire. Yeah. If you try to get me a little issue. You all can be patient, right? Bitch. Stab. Oh, wait, never mind. I thought you were going to charm me. No, I'm not going to charm a cobalt. Who do you think I am? The cobalt. I don't know what I want to do. Maybe I'll just do a little symbiotic entity. Oh, that's my action. Cool. Eddie. Cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool. Sweet. So I know what it does. You just say Eddie as in like Venom. Yeah. I'm Venom. I'm Venom. So I know that he's a cobalt looter, but when you activated the ability, I definitely read it as cobalt loser. He just sucks. Guys, why did a Venom have a Venmo tie-in? Hmm. Can you imagine that horizontal crit on me? What the fuck is happening? When does rupture happen? Eddie, you owe me. You owe me my dollars, Eddie. Those chickens weren't cheap. Pizza. And then Eddie come to you. Accept my Venmo requests. All right. OK, Venom, I got it. Is he going to raise your hands? Yeah, that's what Eddie Brock sounds like. Yeah, that was a really good impression of. I understand now. Well, I think that's the guy that plays it. I don't remember his name. Yeah. I got him. I'm a killing machine. Florence Waters. That's his name. And his name is not Florence Water. I refuse to believe. Oh, I can see Grimishka somehow. Oh, I think they're above us. Yeah. Oh, yeah. They're on the floor above us. Oh, yeah, they're just they're just they're just hanging out. They're just up here. Yeah, they're invisible. That's why I can see them. I can see them with my sea invisibility. The DM's like, I don't know how to use roll 20 very well. Don't look at that. We found some tokens. Fine. Guys, just ignore that. It doesn't mean anything. I was just missing a round. No, no, no, it's Melvin. Oh my god, if your skeleton even knew what was up. I'm killing them all. I will all kill them all every last one. Yeah, it was revenge for Smelvin. Holy shit. Smelvin must have meant a lot to you. Why are you throwing rocks at me, dude? They're running in front of you. You seem really broken up over those bones. You go. All right, is it over yet? Who haven't we killed? There's one outside, I think. You won't. Oh, no, there's one next to them. Oh, no, it's one right here. It's one right here. All right, OK. Timay. Timay. Genocide faster, guys. All right, there we go. All right, no more cobbles. They're all dead. Yeah, corpse. God, I wish I could have hung out with those guys. Can you break the cobalt corpses? Sure can. Oh, nice. Yeah, big zombies this time. Pick up the bones. Ooh, give me that. Zombies much better. Zombie actually does quite a bit of damage. How do I get on the roof? Nice. Oh, we have to go outside. We got fucking zombies. Let's go. Oh, I see. There's some vines right here. I'm going to use these vines. Let me up. Let me up. OK, the time is up. What? Hello? Hello? Initiative. What's happened? What have you done? There was a cobalt hiding inside of the wine barrel. I see. All right, we're good. Well, that was fast. Guys, this is also smelvin. No, smelvin the third. Oh, OK. No, I'd be the second. Which we the fuck do I do? I'll do it. He took up that second mental by punching the barrel. He was too good. We have to retire one and two. No, he was one and two. Yeah, because how good the first one was. All right, all right. So this is smelvin the third. There you go. Grandma Yankee, what's your zombies name? Come back and pass. I can't name things. Wow. That's a cool zombie. Come back is quite a that's actually kind of a perfect zombie name. Yeah. Where are we going right now? Where's daddy? What just happened? Oh, my God, jumping in this game. Wait, wait, wait, where's my there? Oh, it's a barricade. I'm not going to use that. Hey, my survival failed. I can't go through this broken glass. Oh, damn. Let me try. Gorefunky, can you come over here? I'm going this way. Yeah, give me a hang on. I'm looking through a broken window. Oh, never mind. What do you want? Just come over here. It's up here. OK, here. Oh, I know what my zombie's name is. This is for Chas Richter. Oh, damn. Chas Richter. A real name that me and my friends at work found on babynames.com. Chas Richter. Not. Hang on. Chas Richter for it's a. Wrist, Portmanteau of the names Chas and Christopher. That is insane. It is insane. It's an insane name. It's not bringing us down. I'm Yankees. I go getting her work out. Um, Dave, what the? Can you do it up there? Where did Davy go? I'm very climbed up here. But by guys can't get there. God damn it. I don't want to block in the way. I found a scroll of wall of fire, a scroll of dark vision, a scroll of fear. You send me the spells. I found a rope. Both of these belong to Grandma Yankee. I found a trap disarming kit on. Smelvin, get over here. She's my invisibility is going off, but my eyes cannot see anything. My actual vision. Well, they're invisible. Oh, I'm just going to open the store then. We sure did. There you go. I did not work here. There's a big ass bird over here. I'm trying to get a big ass bird over here. I'm getting away from the stop fucking break it. Maybe maybe not. Maybe don't do that. Oh, I'm not going to the big ass bird. Interesting. I can't talk to them. Oh, my God. Did you just commence battle? I'm not me piece of shit. I work this whole not my ass off. Are you still here? I'll kill them all. Oh, yeah. It is. My game is not. All right, cool. Thanks. I killed them all. Oh, why do they have 20? Why are their health? Why is their health still full? What do you mean? Shut the fuck up. I have a flame blade now. Davy, those are Grimish because their magic makes them go all warbly. Yeah, they're allergic to magic. Makes them go all crazy. They kind of get cracked out. Kind of get all in the can. Bye. Guys, Ristopher is here to save the day. I end my turn. That's good. Ow. Oh, are they dead? No, that just hurt them a little bit. Chuntik is fine. Chuntik is fine. I was mirror-imaged. Yeah, and I was just processing. I was processing. I was just like tens. Don't worry, I have a 5% chance to hit this one. All right, I got a rage. Sweet. Oh, can I cleave? If I cleave, I might hit both of them here. Yeah, do it. I missed one. I got him. Go throw in. Oh, is this one hit point? Path is interrupted. Fuck you, path is interrupted. Well, we all have to get through this door, and that's the big issue here. All right. You guys are doing great. I say from around this corner. I might join you around that corner soon. That way they can find you. What? Oh, Grammy Yankee, you missed these steps. Holy shit. Yeah, that was cool. You've got movement in there. If I come over here, I'll split them up. Tough days for Chuntik. Wow, they're covered in caustic brine. Why did the floor get electric? Do I have thunder boots? What's going on? Grammy Yankee through the pocket. I do have thunder boots. That's very funny. Your boots electrify the ground, but don't protect you from electrification. What is happening to these fucking Grimishkas? There's two. Stop casting spells. No. Stop casting spells. I hit as many of them as I could with fire because they're Grimishkas. Hey, we got two zombies. Nice. Go, Smelvin. I'm going to hit them with friends. This game does not want to. I am lagging out hard. Sorry, guys. Yeah. We're going to get through this day as best as we can. Oh, good. The only lag I have is that it takes one more second than normal for a thing to happen. Yep, yep. This honestly doesn't feel that different than my old computer. So I'm bad. It's just because instead of using an ethernet cable, I'm using a Wi-Fi. Like, uh, uh, yeah. Hey, Grammy Yankee? I would not normally do this, but we are where we are. Grammy Yankee, look at me. Don't look anywhere else. Just look at me. I'm going down. I'm going to get killed by a cat. Look at me in the eyes. That's all you've got to do. Look at them. Look at me. I'm going to get killed by cats. These damn cats. Grammy Yankee was found in her home eaten alive by her 10 cats. Grammy Yankee, check this out. No, Snowballs. Stop casting. He's looking for spells. Wait, I mean, he healed her. Does that still make you feel better? Yes, he kind of looked the ring in front of me. Or now I'm going to fucking explode. I did not know that could happen. No, no, no, no. It's cool. This is what we wanted to happen. Yeah, that's why they have mirror image. That's why this one's big. That's why another one spawned on us. That's why there's lightning everywhere. God damn it. Oh, no. Here, I'm going to attack this Grimishka right here. Abbey at the large mirror image of Aston. It's got like eight bucks on it. Look, it's got it's enlarged. It has two mirror images. It's Aston. That Grimishka is min maxing. Yeah, yeah. I love how I got closer to all of them before I casted the healing word. No, Chas Christopher. All right, my one. We have my one guy. I'm going to kill this one. The pretty beefy right now. Oh, my god. Tune, thick left fire, what? Firewinder. Oh, that's cool. Yeah, and I'm just using all of my like throwables because I'm used to this otherwise. It's a good idea. OK. I got to get away from this lightning water. Are you going to go into the firewater instead? Well, he's going to get an attack of opportunity. Oh, but I also don't want to leave grandma Yankee all alone. I'm actually fine. Fine. You know what, that's fine. So I need everybody to do something really quick. Look at grandma Yankee's portrait in the left and look at Tune, Thicke's portrait. Tune, Thicke has more health currently than grandma Yankee. I'm a frail older woman. Oh, the zombie. No, no, no. This is Davy's fault. I don't even know who Kelvin is. Smelvin the third. Oh, Smelvin. Oh, whoosh. Smelvin the third. Hey, nice. Now you can. Yeah, I was going to say, oh, look at this. New born zombie. Oh, sweet. It's got a zombie firewater. That's awesome. I didn't know you could do that. Yeah, once you just can't control the new born zombie. You can look, grandma Yankee's got two zombies. No, I mean, like, you can't decide what it does. It's like an AI thing. Oh, got it. Yeah. Oh, why is he so stable? I wonder. I fucking wonder that. Got armor of Agathis. Oh, my god. Oh, my god. These things are not that deadly on my first playthrough. Oh. Yeah, they weren't. These guys are actually really easy. When you don't open with a burning hands and a flaming sword and then follow up with more spells. It's the right front, Dav. He's bonk them on their little heads. You shouldn't melt that ice, Dav. Oh, you're right. I should. You're right. Let me cast my legacy of Cania. We're going to die. All right, fine. Jacob, fine. I swear to God. I swear to God. What? This one has the most mirror damage enlarged and armor of Agathis. Do you want to play as a robot or not? It's AC. I can't get anywhere. You're in the doorway. What do you do? You move to the side. Jump. No. I'll slip. I don't know what will happen. I'll slip and fall. If I lose it all, I'll slip and fall. Fine. You know what? Fine, fine, fine, fine. Yeah, I think you might be able to just shoot one. Oh, no. It looks like magic. Like a path is interrupted. Pieces of shit. Let me get these fucking gates. Just jump. You'll be fine. You're going to have to jump through. Let's fucking jump jumping. All right, let's go. That one's got a high defense. I don't want to hit that one. I have a 30% advantage. Advantage against Choonthick. That's cool. Oh, I could hit both of them just on the same target. OK, I'm not going to do that. But I'm glad that I know how to do that now. Go, fire. Oh, nice. I missed the easier one. But here we are. This one is gazing. Such is interesting. All right, what are these three going to do? Oh, there's another one on the roof. What's it doing up there? He's dashing. Yeah, he's trying to get here. Oh, he got on fire. Nope. OK. All right, cool. No. Oh, dead. No. My baby. Oh, that guy's that guy's. Oh, he got under the floor. Chazer, Chazer, he's fine. Chazer is the first. All right. All right, what are you guys going to do? I guess I'm going to attack the one way out this fire. I'm going to do my best. If you get out of the way, I can do a slashing flourish on all of them, but you can't stand there. OK, I'll take one, two, three, four, five, six opportunity attempt. No, literally just take a step to the side. You don't have to leave opportunity attempt. You don't have to leave. You just have to make a little bit of room. All right, where do you want me to stand? Tell me where to stand. Fucking right. Oh, my God, there. Literally there. Oh, was that so bad? 14, I guess it wasn't. I guess it's fine. OK, all right. OK, you know what? I think. I'm glad that Jacob cut out, right? As he said, whatever that was. There you go. Oh, I said, I think it's better to stand right here. Oh, my fucking God. And then if I do this, I might. You know what? I'll go over here. Sweet. All right. We don't have to worry about these anymore. Let me go. Let me go, like, be a distraction for Jacob over here. Oh, thanks. That wasn't a spell. That was just mushrooms. I tried pushing him and it said I succeeded, but he didn't go anywhere. So I don't know what to do. I don't really know. It's he was going to go over here. But I guess not. All right. Anyway, we're here. Ha, ha. Hill out. Nice. Oh, God. Ha, why don't you warn me that there was going to be such a hard fight ahead of us? Why does she honestly know you could go in here this way? I normally this is how I when when I've played it, this is how I get in is there's an entrance right here. They have a and you can that's how you that's this is like the room I started. Yeah. That's all I got into. I legitimately thought this door led to a hallway. That's the only reason why I wrecked it. I didn't know I was in this room. I'm going to stand right over. Right over here. He moved, Debbie. Oh, shit. I did not fuck. I didn't mean to fucking do that. It was a mis-input. Mis-input. It was a mis-input. OK. All right. OK. Calm down. Jurexlin. Jurexlin. OK. We pray. Mis-input. Look, you've been kind of mean to me, but here you go. You've been kind of mean to me, but here you go. There's a healing word just so we can let bygones be bygones. Oh, good lord. We're not going to get out of this one. Look who you've been. Javi, 142. 42, 8.2. What's up? Castrister for Ken. No. Well, at least that panther's only going to focus on that zombie for a turn. Approximately one to hit. Wee. It went invisible. Don't worry. I can see it. Oh, my god. Oh, that guy's, oh, they're buffed up, man. Game over, man. What happened? Armor bag at this. Yeah, you got to get an armor bag at this. Hang on, hang on. What can I do? What can I do here? All right, you got this. You got this. Keep going. Keep trying. I can do a little healing potion, I guess. Good, good. And then get rid of this guy. Nice. Nice. Look at you go. Thank you. You're dying so badly. You need a healing word back. Hi, Chasrister for. I didn't know that would hit you over there. Why did you attack the panther? Guys, oh, my god. Oh, my god. I didn't know anything. Guys, guys, I just accompanied everyone. And I got we fucked. If we die, we teleport back to before the cobalt. That's amazing. All right. You're going to feast on my flesh. Jacob, Jacob, Jacob. This all could have been a body if you had just gone right there. Oh, you're getting charmed. That's enough of you. Oh, go on. Sorry, gone right there. Oh, if I would have stood right there. Yeah, if you just stood right there. All right, I see. Yeah, next time. Next time. Yeah, I see the best. That is true, Davi. You are a really good tank. Thank you. You got it. Got it. Slash it, Flourish. I'm at disadvantage somehow, despite the fact that this guy is charmed. That doesn't mean you're not threatened. Why not? He's not a threat. Now he's still a threat. A charming threat. Yeah, it's still scary. OK, I'm moving over here. He's going to leave me alone, hopefully. Now I don't know if I can fire through this pole. I don't know. There you go. I saved on the ice. I'm happy. Why do I still have disadvantage? What the fuck is going on? Nice. Where's Grammy Yankee? Oh, there you are. OK. Guys, Gore Funke looks like he's family guy posing on the ground. I don't even know why I have disadvantage on this one, but you know what? Whatever. We're firing at both of them. Oh, thank you. You're the Yamcha death pass. Wait, why did that hit Grammy Yankee, too? It did? It's sympathetic. Yeah, it hurt her. It's sympathetic, blinding your eyes. All right, does he have armor of Agathis? He does not. OK, I'll survive. If you hit armor of Agathis with a ranged attack, it doesn't work. Yeah, sweet. OK. The only thing that's left is the panther. OK. Yeah, let's just kill the panther, then. Yeah, if you hit armor of Agathis with a ranged attack, it doesn't do anything. Also, if you have it in front of a Gramishka, it makes them stronger. Oh, I know that. Oh my god. Now I get why you didn't want me to cast Healing Word. All right, OK. If I hit this thing, was the charm go away or? Huh? If I hit the panther, does the charm go away? I think it stays for a turn. Yeah, I think it's going to make and lose that one turn. So just prep. Also, if being charmed by Davy doesn't mean it won't attack you. It just won't attack Davy. It has antish stats. Maybe it doesn't. Now, I think it might be better for me to just stay here, because if I run, I'm going to slip on this side. Yeah, just dodge. Jump. Just dodge. I can't anymore. My bonus action is gone. That's why. Then fucking, I don't know. Either way. I think I might just hit him with an arrow. I'll hit it with a sneaking cloud and it'll be fun. Oh, do you guys know what I'm going to do with my turn? What's that? You guys want to know what I'm going to do with my turn? What is it? There's so much you can do. I know I have a lot of options. I think I'm going to continue sucking this blood off the floor. Oh, I thought you were going to go right. I thought you were going to go right there. How is that good for the environment? I thought you were going to go right there. Oh, no, I wouldn't. I wouldn't want to do that to you. I would never do that. I wouldn't want you to take all that damage. I wouldn't want to block your door, your way out. Yeah, exactly. Please don't hit me. Hello. We'll see where it lands. Well, I'll tell you all good about that. He's right there. Now you're no longer at disadvantage. Yeah, all right. You've got to end your turn. I reportedly just received money from something. Nice. Oh, sweet. Wait, why am I? Why am I suddenly moving? Yeah, why did you run up to him? I didn't mean to. It just happened. Why did you run up to him? You were probably clicking on something. I was on my phone looking at how PayPal just gave me money. Oh, damn. Oh, you should go right here. Give me a sec. If you want to make sure I don't hit anybody. If we kill this thing, then yes, I will do that. There you go. All right, let me go right there. All right. I'm here. All right. Does anybody have another thing? Because I think we use them a lot. Yeah, we're going to have to use a lot. We're going to need to go home, ask withers for help, and then do a long rest. So I'm going to go home. I'll be here. Hang on. Can I have a picture? Hang on. We can't use short rest because he's dead. Leo, I'm in your fucking pocket. I'll just carry your phone. Oh. Oh, do I have to go to the camp, too? Yeah, go to camp. There you go. I thought he would drag us in. You are too thick now. I'll just follow you. You are too thick. Oh, he's so heavy. Just leave me right there. Oh, there you are. Right there. Wait, wait, wait, wait. Thanks. No, you are. There you go. Jacob, Jacob, I can't speak with dead on you. Ha. Yeah. Oh, OK. What do you want to know? He has three questions. No, I can't. Five questions. Five questions, actually. Thank you. OK, sorry. How are you? Dead. Oh, no. Who are you? I feel betrayed. Just in time for Spooky Month. Who killed you? Now, remember, I'm in disguise. Don't worry. I can bring him back in the same disguise in which we casted spells. Oh, dude, I don't know. I can't actually bring him back. Yeah, OK, I was going to say, like, I don't know if bringing him to a zombie mode would make him not exist anymore. What are the last four digits of your social security number? Four, three, nine, six. Write it down, write it down. What is your mother's maiden name? Smelvin. Whoa. And last question, what do we do with Drawer Ragslin? We pray. We pray. Good. The corpse speaks no more, as it regards you lifelessly. The corpse regards you lifelessly. We pray. Are you talking to withers? Someone is, I guess. Good. All right, that's good. I'm going to talk to this owlbear. I would die for that owlbear. Hello, owlbear cub. I gave your brother to a random lady who wanted a gift egg. I'm going to pet this cub. What does the owlbear smell like? I'm alive. Whoa. Yay. I'm going to pet the cub. I'm going to pet the owlbear. I never pet Scratch, but I will pet this cub. Oh, OK. You're an animal. You're a monster. You disgust me. I like birds and bears. So saying, looks like I'm stuck with you is probably going to make him sad, even though I want to say it like a looks like I'm stuck with you. Yeah. No, he doesn't make. It doesn't make him sad. No, I don't believe you. I'm not going to make this owlbear sad. I am going to talk to Scratch there real quick. Hope you're keeping well, friend. He wanted me to pet him. I left. Oh, wait. Hang on. My hair grew because it's another string. Oh, I'm doing the same thing. I'm letting my hair down. I'm releasing it from its ponytail. Oh, amazing. Yeah, you're taking out your hairband. I was like, her mishka ate it. Yeah. That was one of its wild magic surges. Why put my hairband? Trim hair. Should I keep them always? Keep some mustache to look very. OK, it's kind of a goatee now. Good bye. Oh, you want to let your hair grow out and go bald? Yeah, I'll just go just straight up. Well, it's so weird here. Let's see. Oh, no. Gryffindry's balding. Oh, it's Shadowheart. That's who you're talking to. Shart? Huh? We love Shart. Dang. My favorite beard. Shart doing that, too. Leaving this conversation. I don't want to get in between Shadowheart and Grammy Yankees' love triangle. Why get I confirmed? I'm stuck. Oh, there we go. My hair grew. We are running out of people. Who is left? We have Astarian, Shadowheart, and Lysel. I'm going to go talk to Lysel. It's pretty hard to get rid of those three. Yeah. It's pretty hard to get rid of them. We can do it, though, if we try hard enough. Also, we have Scratch and the Owlbear. That's right. Will still in the camp with us? No, we have lost Will. Oh, dang. Nothing. We decided with the goblins that he left. Oh. You got my hair grew. And then we didn't get Mistara because I didn't sleep with her and she got angry. Oh, that's right. All right, let's all take a nice long rest because we need it. Naked. And afraid. The way it was intended. Something failed? What's it? OK. A little bit. Everybody has to accept it. I want to see if anybody has to talk. They don't know, please. They would tell us if they did. I'm I'm I'm locked out now. Yes. There you go. All right, guys, we're having. Oh, oh, my God, please. Who canceled? I didn't cancel. What do you mean? Long rest. OK. Full rest. Let's go. We did it with our powers combined. We can go to the fuck we can sleep. We did it. Don't sleep. Someone's screaming. Who is who is waking my bitch? What in the hell? What is this? I've never heard this before. I don't know. Three towards the start. Really? I was literally going to ask, like, what's this about? Because I've gotten this cutscene before, but I don't understand it. Guys, what's going on here? You guys are going to have to learn to make friends. Or else one of you is going to have to eat the other. The aloe bear is obvious, but like scratch your dog. It's in your blood to eat birds. The blood to eat birds. Why can't I use my speak with animals? I don't think you had it on before we went to bed. Oh, there we go. Yeah, company. It was just a nightmare. We're safe here with master. Yes. He'll settle in. Give it a little time. I never had them in my party before. Call me master just now. They're adorable. I love them. I love them both. I would die for them. I would die for you. I think like it here reminds me of big brother. Wow. All right, keep it down. Folk are trying to rest. He's got the fuck up. Do you see a brother? Well, you're both welcome here. Mother eight brother. You're like, interesting. I just got an achievement. Yeah, me too. Scratch and owl bear cub at the same time. You have two hands for a reason. In my time of need, they will come for me. Funks you. They'll still be having nightmares. Yeah, that cut scene. I was just like, wait, that like, I thought something else was going to happen because that screech. I didn't know that Albers could sound like that. It was pretty spooky. So I always thought it was just something else. And then I'd like, I missed something. Hmm. How much gold do I have? You are spinning me right around, baby. I can't learn it. I'm going to learn it. All right, we did it. Let's get out of here. Amazing. All right, back to the Invisikats. Why was there a little baby cry? That fucking cry. Yeah, that it's it's the Grimish, because I believe when you first come into this room, they do that and they're trying to lure you in. And it fucking worked because when I first did this and I came in here and that happened, I like got off and I went and checked with Spencer. And I was like, I thought the baby was asleep. And she was like, she is. And I was like, what the fuck? Yeah, I like triggered my fight or flight. I was like, where's the baby? Yeah. Really good. Well, I'm glad that we never ever that was not that hard. Ever since I got a cat that's been happening to me too. Like we were playing Minecraft with some friends and they'll win the like also lots of like, yeah, I was like, wait, wait, huh? Yeah. Minecraft sounds always get you. They're so like distant. These rooms are something. It sounds so real far away from each other. I go to see you. What do you mean? No, no, no, no, the rooms just. Oh, what the heck is this? A stained glass window. I'm going to inspect it. This probably should have been a Grammy Yankee thing. I was organizing my inventory and sending my grandkids. I succeeded in religion. It's a fan. Dairy and monasteries. Nice. I have a Ray Scroll of Ray of Sickness. Do you already know that spell? Grammy. Take a look at Don Mester. Well, I do. Glory. I'm going to inspect the broken one. I'll just I'll just use it next time. Actually, I don't know if I know I can't cast spells while I'm raging, but I wonder if that also means that I can't use scrolls. It's an item. Oh, no. Oh, that's right. You tried to do something wrong. I did. I did the wrong one. Yeah. I think the mace is this. I think it's here. Consecration of the monastery conducted by Dawn Master Seed. Oh, that was something that just happened in my real life. Grandma's grandma's going crazy. Oh, damn. Oh, I found a ceremonial longsword. I'm going to take it. Yeah. No, don't mind now. No, put it back. We're going to need a puzzle. Put it back for later. I mean, you can grab it right now, but once we have everything, you can put it back. Oh my God, I have to put it back. I mean, I guess we don't buy them. I want to do the puzzle. I forgot to do it in my home playthrough. Put it back there. Nice. Wait, I'm sad. Now I can take those. What's this? Take the sword, Debbie. I don't want to. Who's to stop you? Fucking grandma. Shards, it's it's the shards of Narsil, guys. It's an only the one of Narsil. Wait, OK, so that was that seed. What does seed need water? I'm not going to. I'm not going to say. What are they holding? See, I'm looking now. Seed. OK, needs a hammer. And then the broken one. You got a hammer out the seed. It's kind of because I shoot about this guy. Jacob. Yep. I need to talk to you in my office for a second. OK, OK. Where did we find this ceremonial? Was it already in here? Jacob, what do you do? Ceremonial Mace. I found Mr. Truth. Out and about. Did we say he was in this area? Yeah, I don't remember where exactly I picked it up. What are you going to have to come back for the rest? What's up? The ceremonial Mace. I oh, you were asking for those words. You said it out and about. I found it out in the back. Yeah, Emma is not wrong. They are just coming out. You kind of just find it. Oh, hey, there's a guy over here. Yeah, maybe be careful. Oh, shit. It's a fucking Guardian of Faith. What's up, Guardian of Faith? Debbie, no. Well, you can kill him. Oh, he didn't do anything. Yeah, he's not going to kill me. They only deal 20 damage. So this is the important thing. Oh, don't take that ceremonial Battleaxe. Oh, I have a Mage Hand. Let me do that. Oh, no, I don't have a Mage. Wait, I don't have a Mage Hand. Yeah, you use Mage Hand. I have Nome Hand. I'm going to assume the ceremonial Battleaxe goes to where are you? I'm looking myself in the mirror. Oh, that's one of the things we need for the puzzle. Yeah, yeah, that's that's why I was saying that's what I picked. Jacob caught up. I see. Hit him with that Mage Hand. Grab his shit. Reveal. Take his shit. Just touch it. Grab it. What do you mean? You can't pick it up. Grab it. Get up. Could you? Like, could you throw it with a sword with a hand? Can't pick it up. You can throw it in a whip. It must be more than five pounds. It is a battle. Obviously. OK, I'll try whipping it. Yeah, you might be able to win with. I don't know if you can just stick out his arm and like twist it to the left. I just whip. I just put do a whip. Oh, no. OK, that didn't work. Watch me, Nene. I'm going to save you. Yeah, I was about to say maybe save. And I'm just going to try to save it a bit. All right, I'll stop and battle axe. I have a plan now that we saved. OK. Protection from evil and good. Thanks. Bye. Oh, no. Oh, damn. That thing has a huge range. Bye. Let's just leave. Did you get it? Yeah, I just left. What's he going to do? What's he going to do? Let's just leave. Yeah, let's just get out of here. He is. Loser. Nice. And then if we get so far away and we all stealth, we'll be out of combat. How do I die? Oh, there's dash. Jesus. Hey, look, I'm at the window. He's like, come back. He's like, no way. Everybody's still. Everybody's still. Everybody's still. I'm going to go in here. Let me jump first. I am stealth. Okay. Now in turn out of mind. Oh, that's right. And then he'll be like, where'd they go? Oh, okay. Asshole. He's like, no, I'm going to prove Jacob wrong just for that. Nope. Nope. Actually doesn't work in this one specific scenario. It doesn't work. I think we have to flee from combat. There you go. I don't. I have gotten out of combat by like hiding. And I don't know where you are. What? What's Oh, no. Nothing. It just put me in back in camp. I thought it put me like outside the area because it looked so similar. I flee'd. I went. I flee did. Yeah. I flee did it. How do you? Where's the flee button? It's right where the camp button would be like the little red button. It's just like flee from combat. Yeah. It just puts you in camp is the thing. Okay. And then once there you go. Now I can just leave and go back and yeah. Well, that's funny. Just blip out of existence for a second. No. And we say that was mine. Yeah. My ceremonial X. Why didn't we just shoot him from further away? I mean, we could have. But I guess I want to go back and try that. All right. Ceremonial battle axe goes over here. Okay. Where the fuck is the ceremonial battle axe? That's no. That's an arrow of ice. All right. It's time to go back and do some alchemy. Do I have it? No, I didn't pick it up. You know, I picked it up. I just didn't find it drop item. A couple of extras of blood blasts. I dropped it. Where is it? It's on the floor right here. Oh, I see it. Wizard ban oils initiative initiative with bro. Bro. He's the guy. There's like, that's it. Please again. That's it. I don't know you guys are over there. You're putting it on that pedestal. Damn. Wow. That's funny. I didn't even get an initiative. So it was just you guys. I was doing alchemy and suddenly. Oh, there you go. No, it went to somebody's turn. And then when they fled, it changed my screen to camp. Oh, yeah, because it has to like follow them. Yep. If we get attacked again, I'm going over there and I'm just going to kick his ass. Oh, it's a stone wall. Don't worry. I can lock pick it. Do it. Okay. So we need the DC is 30. Oh my God. Okay. Well, here's a guidance. I have a better idea. Oh, you're genius. Oh, it's this. I still think we have to get in there though. Yeah, it doesn't open a door in here. It opens the wall. So it's like inside the wall. Is that where the thing is? Yeah, it's in the wall. Well, that's going to suck for us because does anybody have a DC high enough? I don't have a sleight of hand. Okay, that that opens when we put the last thing here. You can either lie or you could just put that thing in there and then it'll open. Understood. Yeah. Okay. In that case, let's go for the last one is in the cobalt area. Oh, no, we grabbed it. No, we grabbed that one. I know where the last one is. Yeah, where is the last one? It is this way. You're follow follow. Corp on this way. This way. Yeah. Oh, okay. I'm following you up to turn around. Grammy Yankee. You're going the wrong way. I wish you on my own thing. Oh, a new corpse. Oh, I can see him. He's highlighted. Oh, don't do it. I don't know where Gorfunky is going. But it's this way. I mean, I'm sorry. I don't know where Chintik is going. I was using our names. Yeah. Yeah. Mine is the one that isn't yours. Yeah. Yeah. That is how names work. Mine is the one that isn't yours. Which cannot be said for John Jacob. Jingle. Because his name is my name too. Shit. Up that hill. Up this hill. Yeah. Davy's been writing his jokes for preschoolers. If it's right in with this group. Dude, if I was five, that'd be so funny. I cannot get out of the mountain rolling on the floor. If I was fine. I have a tight time about McDonald's. There might be all hell. I got a rusty mace and Dawn master stock hold master of his craft. Well, rusty mace, I think is it. No, we already have a mace. We need to come up here where I am Jacob. You stupid piece of shit. Sorry. We took us in the wrong direction. My bad. I'm sorry. You're right. I can memorize the game like Dieter did. You wonder why I give you fifth grade jokes to laugh at. You're right. They are funny and it's probably because I'm five. I'm really five. I'm five. And this is deep. What is it? What is it? Why are we going in this direction when the nap? I'm doing my own thing. Oh my God. All right, Grammy. You got it. You got to come back, Davy. You got to come back to where I'm going to where Jake. Not Jacob. Sorry. I was so used to believing Jacob. I'm going to where Dieter is. I'm hunting for. I let you stray and rotten carrots stray. What the fuck are you? Hopefully sneak over here. Oh, a crumbling wall. I'm above. I wonder what's behind it. Right here. The room that with the guy that was to kill us. Yeah. Where did you go up some vines? Yes. So right here. Okay. I see the vines. I see the vines. Yeah. Yeah. My vines. No, my no. No, my mind is a faster clicker. My vines. What the fuck? Oh, shit. All right. Okay, cool. All right. I'm going to talk to them. Oh, I'm hiding. No, no, I'm talking to him. No. Yeah, I'm just I succeeded a big roll. Damn. Oh, you guys are by the big Eagles. Yeah. Yeah. The Beagles. Xavier get behind mummy. I'm interested in the big device. I promise not to meddle with the nest. What? Why? I was about to persuade them not to fight us. I don't know who did what happened. Gore Funk. To think I that might have been my fault. So, okay. I think I think every fight has been. I wasn't sure. Okay, but to be completely fair, we need this. I you had to you. We would have done this anyway. No, I was about to persuade them not to fight us. Okay. Okay. I had a high persuasion role and it was about to work. Literally, I was rolling. I was trying. I didn't know that this is going to we can read it. I didn't know that this was going to happen. If I didn't even I didn't even wait for my role. We didn't even shake next time. I just won't move. I didn't worry about it. I think I think Dieter's right though. When I did this, I persuaded them and then was like, oh, the hammer and walked up to grab it. They were like, fuck you and attack me. Yeah. Yeah. Oh my God. All right. Well, it looks like we're fighting. Hey, Grammy Yankee. Where are you doing her own thing? You don't remember. I'm sorry. Yeah. Oh, what the fuck? You're just over there. Big Eagles by ourselves. Thank you. Where do you come from? Calling a what? Reinforcements. Are you? There you are. All right. They're getting hit with a stinky cloud. I'm hitting both of them with a stinky cloud. Nice. I'm gonna. Stinky cloud. Sagger cloud. Xavier, get behind mommy. They're real. Suddenly there's there's there's there's mustard gas and I might have to go into the stink cloud to hit. So let's well, here we go. I miss damn something else. Try something else. There you go. Davy, why are you down here? To shut up. Have you fled the scene? Oh, you and my own thing. Okay, cool. Save Gail. Wait, Gail. That's Gail. The Chinese. Gail. Gail reference. Yo, Gail moment. Gail moment. Baldur's Gate 3 reference Gail. What? Yo. Don't think any of these are gonna help me here. Um, all right, Jacob, do something. You want me to do something there? You got it. Watch this. Nice. And turn. Oh, you got it. Oh, right. Oh, it's my turn. Hang on. First, I want to move out of the stinking cloud area. There you go. Ooh, nice. Warfunky. I don't like how Warfunky just kind of looks like some guy. It does just look like some dude. Just a dude. He looks like a very specific dude. Yeah. This is a guy you'd see on like the side of the street. Oh, damn. I killed the kid. Yay! I killed the child. You know, you didn't kill him. I shot him with an arrow. Oh, okay. I killed the child. I shot the sheriff. Whose turn is this? I thought it was the bleeding that got him, because it just looked like it started his turn. No, I climbed all the way up the vines, shot both of them, and climbed all the way down the vines. Cast the spell, please, Grammy Yankee. Take me. To me. To me. I'm glad we all hear the same thing. To me. All right, watch this. You ready? Let's go. Oh, yeah. I did something. Watch this. Halo spores. Good. GPS threat. It means you've lived your life. Wait for her to stay. Oh, there you go. Stinky cloud. God, stinky cloud is such a good spell. Watch this. It helped. Take me for a second. They're nice. They're sweet. There we go. Uh-oh. Grammy Yankee, no! My hip! My hip! All right. Davy, are you cheesing the ladder? I have no idea what you're talking about. Hey, guys, what's up? I was down there the whole time. Oh, sweet. I got wings. How do I end stinky cloud? Bottom left of your portrait. Of your circle picture. Oh, I see. End stinky cloud. There you go. Yay, get the hammer. Get the hammer. Yeah. And then I think the dead cobalt has something pretty good on him. Yeah, I'm going to talk to the dead. I don't think you can. Oh, okay. Well, he has a dagger on him. Cobalton, obviously, cannot be brought back to life from death. They aren't considered people. Yeah. They're cobalt. They're cobalt. That's right. Cobalts in my games and in all of my friends' games are like just... They horrifically die all the time. They just like... They like jump into fucking volcanoes and shit. What the fuck is wrong with you? Cobalts in my games just go, knock, knock, knock, knock, knock, knock, and walk around and build shit. That's also a good way to do them. Except it'd be the same thing in our game. They're like, oh, what the fuck are they doing? They're building a horrific weapon to kill dozens of people with. Guys, stand back for a second. But then just let somebody else go. Wee! Ow. But then they would fall down a pit. There you go. Feather Falls is one of the best spells in this game. Yeah, Feather Falls is great. That's good. Oh, Holy Lance Helm. Smite the Graceless. Creatures are missed their Tacros in some respect. They take one to four radiant damage. That's really good. And what kind of weapon is it? Very good. I think I can. I can. It's a Holy Lance Helm. Oh, it's a lamp. Oh, it's a helmet. Creatures are missed their Tacros. Against the wearer must make a deck saving throw. Take one to four radiant damage. And then it also gives plus one to... A pouch. What's in this pouch? Oh, I got the Morning Lord's Radiance. I got the Dawnmaster's Crest. And then note to the next Dawnmaster. Oh, yeah. Now we got the Morning Lord Radiance buff. That's good. I also... So I got the Get the Yankee Slate. And I got the Dawnmaster's Crest. What is that? These will be helpful in the future. We'll need that. Yeah, we'll need that later. What's the Morning Lord's thing do? Weapon... Weapon attacks deal... I think I'm stuck here. I'm not a get down. Where are you? I jumped... Hang on. I did the feather fall. Oh, wait. Maybe I can go here. Maybe I can go right here. I always forget how to get to where we're supposed to be going. Somebody in the chat was like, Boss, you killed the child. And I'm like, yeah, I did. And they're like, yeah, you did. We're all for killing children on the stream. I forget how to get down there, though. What were we supposed to do? You know the crash? Where the fuck are you guys? Yeah, I'm stuck. Yeah, I've just did that. They're above? They're still on the same layer. The last time I followed this... I'm just following you. Show me what to do. Where do we go? So we need to go this way. I don't know how to get there. I'm down. I'm down. I'm back. We're back. Well, we had feather fall, so now we could just do it. But I don't know how much longer we have. I can recast feather fall. Okay, well, we could jump down from this way. Go this way. I don't know. Last time Jacob said that, he just sent me in the wrong direction. Fuck up. You attacked Grumich because of his magic. I don't know what you're talking about. Oh, I didn't mean to do that. The opposite of that. What's up? Now I'm centered. Hang on, I'm centered. Hey, Jacob. Out the way we came in. I got a great joke. It's about your reading level. What about it? It involves a guy whose name is also mine. Oh, we lost feather fall. God damn it. Hang on. I think that's where I was going. But okay, let's go. No, it's this way. Hang on. No, that's not the way. It's this way. It's this way. Deeders show me the way. I'm retracing my steps. I'm retracing my steps. It's this way. It's this way. I think he needs a day at the salon. I want to see how... I want to see how... Okay, let's go. Let's go, let's go. Davy, you lead the way. I got this. Do we need feather fall for this? No, we didn't. But that's fine. What the fuck? I don't know if that is what they're talking about. The bus had like a magic mouth on them. Yeah, I'm not here for that. I don't need your magic mouth. I gotta go over here. How many went that magic mouth? I do not consent. Show me what that magic mouth do. I'm opening this door. Yep, yep, yep, yep, yep. Hello, who is there? It is me. Spirits of the dead. Okay, we gotta keep going this way. Where are you, where are you? Ooh, rip cages. Ooh, walk up to this thing. No, no, no, there's a scroll of gust of wind behind this. Ooh, nice. Shut up, dream person. Hey. Give me guidance, give me guidance. I lost feather fall. Now I'm never gonna be able to pick this lock. Hang on, I'll co-cast it again. Yep, thank you. Ooh. Is that a ritual? Yeah, it's a ritual. Oh, thank God. Oh, God damn it. All right, try again. Try again. Don't bother you want now. That was just a poor roll. The whole crit failed down. Wee! Let me try that again. I can jump so far without getting hurt now. There we go. See? First try. Scroll of gust of wind. There you go. Nice. I didn't want to activate a scroll of gust of wind. I wanted to take... Grandma Yankee's like, my kin must be nearby. What are you doing? I'm not throwing vases at you. Read that. Read what? That. What? This. That? If I have to ping it a third time? I don't. Okay. What happens if I pull this lever? Grandma Yankee, keep your mitts off my fucking hole that I found. It's my hole. It's made by my people. My people done that. No, no, no. In the Holy Temple of Lathander? Yeah. The Githyankee. The Githyankee. Living in the void where your son cannot reach. Your son cannot reach. Go ahead and get in there, Debbie. Okay, I'm going down. It is time. What is in here that is so desperate for you guys to know? Goddamn it, you're right. A part of the story. All right. We're going to get healed. Oh, there's people. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Those are Giths. Give me a sec. Wait, wait, I want to talk to them. No, no, no, no. Githyankee. This is my family. Hello, Kim from... Debbie's your granddaughter. We just lost by the fall. Damn it. Damn it. I'm not going to jump. I'm not going to jump. I'm not going to jump. I found it. What the fuck? How do they know that? I didn't say anything. Oh. I guess per... Oh, I see what's happening here. You're talking to them. Yeah. They're my Kinfolk. Okay. Oh, wow. Damn. Well, um... So what do your Kinfolk have to say? I better try that one again. I'm going to give that one another... another shot. There we go. That's better. Much better. Damn. How's that? 26. All right. Now we can go in. Can I go in? I'm a gnome. I like that I'm a Githyankee with pigtails. That's what they decided. I'm grandma Yankee's slave. Why are you glowing green? That means Chunthik is my slave. Okay. I think that's okay. Acceptable. Acceptable. There's one thing. Look at that painting. It's Vlaki. Did you just say Vlaki? It's Vlaki. It's Keith. It's Keith. Y'all, my name's Vlaki. Keith? Her name's Keith. Yeah. I'm going to draw a face. A new face under the portrait. Last name, blah. You should draw a face. Give me guidance. I got a plus one because I have high to armor. They'll never see me. Do it. Give me guidance. I need guidance. Give me guidance. Perfect. Amazing. 19. They'll never see it coming. If I stand in front of you, I'll block the way. Your character space. Dweeb. He looks a little less weak. Take that, Keith. I'm going here. They really did make this for D&D players. What's going on in this room? The guy is angry. Oh, it's the infirmary. Why is this guy so angry? The fucking janitor is scrubbing it off. What the fuck? Oh, it's a child. That child has the wildest mullet. Oh, motherfucker. This kid's dead. A rude child. One sec. Are you going to kill a child? No, I'm going to kill multiple. Unless pure in death. Let me talk to pure in death to try to ruin that one. Oh, she has nothing to say. She's pointless. Anybody in here? Jacob, I'm giving you a shield that I think would be a lot better on you. Because I don't use them. Oh, yes. She doesn't know why I had them. Cool. Here you go. He's right there. How is that intimidated? I'm going to save. I don't know what's in that chest, but I'm going to assume that there's something dangerous inside that chest. It's going to be fucking Volo again. Free me. It's Volo? Oh my God. Why can I not unlock it? I should have lock picks left. Oh, I see. Can you give me guidance again? Oh, yes, sorry. Lock pick. There we go. Go, dice roll. I'll try again. I had a 17. No, dice roll again. Go, inspiration. I'll try again. I can see what you're doing. Oh my God. Nice. There we go. Nice. What is inside of here? What is it? It's a Grimmshka. It's a Grimmshka, yes. I want to die. I want to die right now. I'm going to throw myself off a cliff. It's so buff. Look at all the buffs on it. It's enlarged, mirror image. Yes. It's got three. Oh God. What is it? Unstable? What if I just... Oh, that's a 15. I'm getting in the box. The kids can push me. I don't have anything else in here. I'll just rage. I know I shouldn't, but whatever. Oh, one Grimmshka. We can take a short rest. Oh boy. You don't get those back in some long rest. I based... There we go. I spent two of our inspirations for that. Alright, infirmary is in here. That's the way to go next. But do whatever you want. I don't want to get this tadpole out of my head. You, you're still Storngus. You have a stupid name and we'll talk to you. What the fuck just happened? There's a parasite nearby. I accidentally hit a barrel. What? I'm going to talk to you again. You know what? I'm just going to let her know. Multiple days. A few days? Who's playing the flute badly? I don't know who would do that. You're just running around in the background. You're just running around in the background. I look like a Gith, Harley Quinn. You do. Gith Quinn? He's the Joker baby. The Joker baby. Like from the movie. Like from the movie, the Joker baby. He's Kithyanki baby. I'm your Kithyanki baby. Jacob, you do such a good impression of Harley Quinn. Thank you. What's in here? What's this? Was this object I'm touching? The Gustill. Oh, sorry, the Zathisk. Grammy, what are you doing over there? I want to be pure. I don't know what you're doing, but I feel like this would help. There you go. I'm going to lie down in the device, I have to. Yeah, it's going to be really relaxing. Yeah, this is a good thing. It's a spa. I'm wearing open-toed shoes. Sweet. The Gith crocs. Only good things can come of this. Ew, it has mandibles. Yeah, it's trying to hide. My what? My faculties. Agony. Agony. Far more painful than yours. I'm going to drink this elixir of heroism. Do it, do it. No, I will not, not today. Not for a role as simple as this. It wants. It's burning a new Pokemon move. Go dice roll. Uh-oh. I can handle this. I can do it. After America. I knew it. Wait, different saving throws? Con or intelligence? Con. I might be dead. We're in trouble. We're in trouble, guys. Nice. Uh-oh. I don't know what that looks like. Oh, shit. Man, I broke your machine. I've never seen it that way because every time I do it, Liza is with me and she's like, me first. So the dream visitor is definitely the tadpole. Ouch. What did you do to my machine? Your fucking face. Uh, I think I just got an update. Oh, thank you. He's dead. Perception. I don't know what she's talking about. I'm doing that one. You're criminal if you don't do that one. Oh, my God. It has to work. It has to succeed. Yeah. That was not wise. Save you. You saved yourself. Oh, she read. Oh, that's from friends, yeah. So there are three tadpoles right here if we want to steal them and put them in somebody's brain. I stole two already. Yeah. What's going on? Oh, hiding. I think there's one here. There's three right here. I'm going to turn our attention and talk to her from this side. I think I can grab them. Got them. I was just one, never mind. Yeah, because there's three in the room. Oh, oh. You could probably just lead your way out of there. Everything's fine. Oh, shit. I'm trying to talk to you out of the situation. Attack. I mean, if you fail. I heard the thing. Let me close the door. If I knew that all I needed to do to steal something was talk my way out of it, I would have been stealing everything. Yeah. I heard the theme. I heard the theme is already been gone. It's only me in this room. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. What do we want to do here? We could do nonlethal. Yeah. This is the only time when nonlethal matters. If they're temporarily hostile, the ability says if you knock this entity out or flee from combat and may harbor resentment towards you, but will not remain hostile. Fine. This is the only time knocking them out matters. All right. Unless we would just want to kill her, whatever. She'll come back though, right? We like this one. She's a recurring character, question mark. I don't know. She counter-spelled me, killer. Holy crap. I will say in my playthrough, I don't remember her coming back, really. She might. You never know. I'm doing nonlethal. I guess I was. Somebody turns on nonlethal, we all turn it on. Yeah, so nonlethal is on right now. It just has to be melee. We just all have to hit her somehow. All right. Well, that's my turn. She's like power word kill. Yeah. You poisoned grandma Yankee. She healed herself. She's not allowed to do that. Beat her up. Get her. They're jumping me. They're jumping me. She had to get Yankee short sword. Fuck you, dude. A better short sword, finally. That's awesome. I can cry. The Yankee specific buffs actually work on you when you're disguised to get Yankee, so that's pretty sweet. Do they really? Should I steal this? Sure. It might come in handy later. Yoink. All right. Yoink. Do you want to move on? Actually, she's not going to pick up. You decide. You should use those tadpoles, though. Me? No, Davy. I wasn't the one who was speaking just then. That was Dieter. I'm afraid of what's going to happen once we open the door. Yeah. I'm sure it'll be fine. Does anybody else want to use the tadpoles? I already used a bunch. I've used a few. I care about concentrated blast, maybe. You know what? Yeah, I do. Oh, that might be really good. I will use one. Lost due to damage, they burst and stun nearby foes. That is awesome. Anybody has one? Last one's yours. Like, wizards, balance scrolls. Is that one of me I can learn? I only have the thickness one that I mentioned before. I'll send them all to you. I don't need these. I'll come in. I'll take these infirmary records. I don't know why. You can just read them. It's taken. What are we doing? Are we going to walk out? Yeah, we did everything we can in this room, right? Oh, I don't know. Yes, I think we did. I'm just making sure that they are not hostile towards us. Yeah, we're fine. Why would they be hostile? They don't even know who we are. I'm glad they aren't. What's in this room? What are you looking at? They're on their phones. They're like ready to fight. What are they doing? Yeah, they do look like they're ready to fight. Calm down, guys. He's doing the how to do it to impose. Chill, y'all. Guys, oh my god. Narsil. I found it. I found Narsil. Damn. Look. Oh, the blade that was broken. The blade that was broken. Still shot. And then it's that really, really gigantic close-up of Aragorn. He's like staring at Borm. You're like, why the fuck did you touch my sword, bro? And then he kicks the sword and accidentally breaks his finger. I'm going to talk to youth viscer. What's up, youth? Oh, no, no. The inquisitor will have our next for this. Stupid piece of shit. The inquisitor will have our dicks for this. Oh, is that a common punishment? What's going on? The inquisitor will suck our dicks for this. Oh. Hey, yo. I think the egg is in here, right? Yeah, it is. Egg. But it is very difficult to get. Well, it is an egg. What did you just put in the water? No, that was there. Oh, it's a glyph of teleportation. Yeah. That's interesting. What is that doing there? It's like, if you try to like sneak around. Oh, I get it. Yeah. So like there's a bunch all over the place. I never did this, so I have no idea. Yeah. There's a bunch of traps over here too, so be careful. Yeah, see. Well, I don't know if I really want to jump all the way over here. Oh, the acid. The acid burns. There's just one egg. Come on. Do the jump. Yeah. Yeah, do a bunch of things. Why wouldn't we take the guy? Because we already sold her the owl bear egg. Remember, we don't need the egg. So we don't need to take it. But if you want to take it, we can not to. And hello. Hello. Oh, no. Okay. Oh, shit. Okay, so you got to talk to him first. This is crazy. I never did this. Yeah. Is there a reason to take the egg beyond giving it to that one woman? I have no idea. None that I remember or have found. I would like the egg. Because it is one egg. One single egg just in the middle of the glowing area. It's not like a hatchery filled with eggs. Well, hang on. You got to talk to this guy and convince him to let you have it. Otherwise, he gets mad. Oh, that's easy. Well, Grammy Yankees talking to him right now. Oh, no. I came here to steal an egg. You can't get yet. Honesty is the best policy. We await only one egg. Which is taking its time. Most caretakers would not give the child. It's fair child. I explained why there's only one egg. Damn it. I don't want the egg. There could be greatness in that shell. Oh, grandma has put on a lot more makeup than last time. Damn. Grammy Yankee got her hair did. Mm-hmm. She wanted in for a makeover. Yeah, going on that persuasion. Wait, I was going to give you inspiration. I don't think it would have mattered. Damn. I could have. No, the most he would have gotten is 13. The most they would have gotten, yeah. No, Bartik's inspiration will give you 8. Oh, Bartik, I thought it was the D4. Never mind. All right, kill this guy. I'll try. Yeah, that might be able to. You can tell. I can't get up there. I think I can jump. You can't jump up there. Wait, I can wait. But I might be able to throw you. I think I will take damage. You will. I came here to steal an egg. What do you mean? You're telling him? Why would I not? Well, wait, maybe I can almost hit them. Let me get out of the way here. Oh, he just didn't talk to me at all about it. Hmm. What do you want now? Yeah, you're not. No, no, no, no, it's fine. It's fine. I figured it out. Also, yes. I apparently do. I think I've got a potion of fly. Here, I'm just going to persuade this man. I do. You can throw me. I feel like just throwing you would probably go dice roll. Grandma Yankee, what's your strength? There you go. You're welcome. My character went. Hello. What's your ammo? What's your strength? It's a pretty big eight. Mine's also eight. How are you jumping up here? Grandma Yankee. Honestly, it might be a speed thing or it might have to do with your height. I'll make the best omelet you've ever tasted. I'll make you the what? What did you say? He said, tell me what will you do with the egg if I trust it to you? I said, I'll make the best omelet you've ever tasted. Oh, my God. Oh, I'll see what's going to get clear. Far harder without a crush to train it in. But you've a spirit about you that's quite inspiring. It's because I'm the drunkest baby. You have to raise the kid. Hmm. I can no longer ignore that Kythrak Thuridzen's patience has its limits. Very well. Here. Take these. They will aid your approach to the egg. Hey. Hey. Hey, I got boots. Yeah. You can walk on acid with them. That's cool. I lose my boots of striding, but that's fine. Yeah. It's gonna be our grandchild. The baby opens its eyes, sees Gorfunky, Chunthik and Grandma Yankee and is like, Where am I? Oh, look at that egg. Interesting. Crush the egg. Crush the egg beneath your forehead. Oh, fuck. I'm encumbered now. Yeah, you can probably just give it to somebody else. Send the egg to me. Take the egg. I'll raise it as if it was my own. It's your grandchild. Oh, I have to give it? That's annoying. Yeah, yeah. Right click. Send to Grandma Yankee. Right click. There you go. Now you have your own little grandchild. Grandma Yankee. Be sure to get those hard candies. I'll raise that as my own grandbaby. Oh, we can get clothes in here. How do I get out of here? Nice. I don't know if I want a dark outfit. Let's see. I've got... I've now got a swarthy blue... Oh, he got a little hat on. How the fuck do I leave? Oh, you got to come back the way you came or the way you were there. I leapt. Oh, you're good. I can just teleport. You can also just come here. All right, well, that's fine. Where's the closest teleport? I'll go activate the sigil. Yeah, we can... That's great. There you go. Awesome. Thank you. And now I can take these stupid boots off. Oh, also... You might want to go in here, Gaby. I don't have boots. I'll take them. Well, enjoy your acid boots. Where do I want to go? Over here. In there? Understood. Yeah, and then talk to this one of these people. One of those vendors. Got it. What's up? I'm the Joker, baby. We're going to talk to Adjit Kanirjira. What is this hairstyle? Hey, yo. This is the point where we realize that the reason they all have crazy hairstyles is because they have the same face. Mm-hmm. They have to differentiate somehow. The anime problem. Gaby, that Yankee has your hair, but like five years ago. All right, do you have anything useful? Gloves of dexterity. That's actually very useful. Yeah. I will take that. How do I... Buy? Question mark? Oh, okay. Yeah. So it works like a knife? Knife of the Under Mountain King? Yeah, that's a really good knife, but it's super... I need that. All right. That's nice of the Under Mountain King I have on my character, and it's amazing. I'm into all of my sellable stuff. Uh, I'm selling... Wait, butterflies in the stomach. Why do I have these? Broken promises. Oh! Yeah, those were the hags. I'm selling those. This is Averis Lost Time. Insanity's Kiss. Part of Stone. This is all useless, but it's yours now. Here's useful things. Cymetars. Swords, weapons. Does anybody need random gold rings or tourmaline rings? Oh, actually, I have like a random gold ring that you could probably sell. Yeah, those are just sellable for money. Here, I'm garnet ring. Bronze ring. Ritual staff. Oh my God, a bunch of stuff is appearing in my inventory. No! You can sell these. Bronze goblet. The iron flask. Gold chalice. I'm so glad I pick up random shit. There you go. Oh, actually, there's more. Oh, you won't. A flaming fist helmet. It gives you a plus one to consaves. Nice. Do we want it? No, I gave it to you to sell. Oh, good. Do we keep any of these rings or are they just sellable? They're just sellable. I'm going to send you all of my stuff, too. You can put it on yourself, but they don't do anything, so... Vials of Blood. Yeah, I'm sure she'd like that. You should send that over. Good. Onyx. Ajade. A scroll of stinking cloud. Grammy Yankee, do you need that? Oh, I would like that, yes. Okay, take that out of my inventory. I can't eat, because you're going to need the host. That's weird to think about, but sure. No, I think... Oh, I also have an aberration hunter's amulet. Get the Yankee wearing this amulet. It has advantage on intelligence saving throws. Ooh, please, hello. I would absolutely give those to you in what I've done here. Tarnished Charm makes it easier for the wearer to succeed in death saves. Do we want to keep that or can we sell that? We can probably sell that. Or... What is it? Tarnished Charm. It's the death save necklace, yeah. Yeah, I'll take it. Yeah, probably. Well, Grammy Yankee, the amulet that I'm going to give you is also a necklace. Oh, yeah, that's right. That is an amulet. In that case, going once on the death saves necklace, twice sold. Hang on. Hang on, hang on. I'll take it. The ever-seeing eye, it appears to be... It doesn't tell me what it is. It's a hack token. It gives you protection from evil and good. Do we want it? No, definitely not. I'm also sending you a headband. It is a key of the ancients. You can sell that too. I'm also sending you the jolt shooter. You can definitely sell that. Got it. I'm sending you the sparkle hands. You can sell those. Let me know when you get anything. You can sell that. You can sell this. I'm sending you so much stuff. I'll also let you guys know what else there is here because there's like daredevil gloves and fucking vital conduit boots and a Larithian's Wrath sword. I'm gonna sell you... Those daredevil gloves are so good. Okay, let's focus on... Oh my god, you gave me six backpacks? Why? Oh, that's not bad. I kept spabbing give gold and it wasn't doing it so that must have just been the backpacks. What do backpacks give us? I've also got a plus one grade X you can sell. They don't give us anything. The backpacks are just to put stuff in. And it blows with heroism because none of us are playing power. Holy shit. Okay. All right. I'm going through the line again just to be safe. The sparkle hands. Sell? Yeah. The speedy light feet when you dash. Nobody wants it? You can get rid of those. The spider silk armor gaining a plus one to stealth checks advantage on consaving throws. It is light armor. I gave you that to sell. That's a lot of money we just got. She might be out soon. You're inspired by having a bunch of them. Uh, the jolt shooter. We can sell. Yeah. She's almost out of money. Oh, Yeah. Right. Give me a minute. Okay. Knife of the out under Mountain King. I'm buying that. We're gonna find scrolls if she's got them. Why does that cost so fucking much? I'm taking it though. It doesn't matter why it costs much. I just sent you some gems and up some bars of iron. Okay. Bars. The shattered flail. Do we want to keep or sell? Nah, I can get rid of that. Do you sell that? A scroll of Wall of F... I'm keeping the scrolls. I like scrolls. Those are my things. That's the one that the flinch dropped, right? It's the big... Yeah, Wall of Fire. Uh, Absolutes Talisman. Yeah, I wasn't there. I don't need it. We can sell that. Yeah, we can probably sell that. Tarnished Charm. It's the death saving throws one. I think we all said nah. Did we? Okay. Wait, no, no, no. Didn't Jacob say he wanted the Tarnished Charm? I want that. I want it. The ever-seeking eye. I want it! I'm speaking! I'm talking! I think his discord is lagging behind. Hell! I'm getting out of there. Out of the one. No, you're good. Got it. Understood. Sell the ever-seeing eye. Yes. Until I hear... Until I say that I have heard somebody. Just assume that I haven't, because the internet... Anyway. Gloves of Heroism. No. Varsh Ku Boots. Varsh Ku Boots. Those are the acid boots. I'm going to give those to Grandma Yankee, because Grandma wanted them. Absolutes Warboard. It gives Heroism. If you have the Absolutes brand... Yeah, I gave you that. You can sell it. Poisoner's robe. I'm pretty sure so. Actually... Is it robes? Is it light armor? It is clothing. It is a 10 armor poison damage. It deals a little more poison. I'll take it. I'll take it. I'm sorry. Discord has really screwed up. It's fine. I think it's me, honestly. Anyway, Key of the Ancients. It's just a nature plus one hat. Yeah, no. Get rid of it. I gave that to you to kill it. Got it. Coralons Grace. You're getting rid of Coralons Grace? What? It's Corellon. That's not a bad weapon, but I can't use it. Okay, I guess I'll sell it. Goodbye, Coralon. It's pronounced Corellon. Like Corellon? Corellon? Corellon the Ville. I'm selling it. Plus one great axe. It's what it says it is. I gave you that to sell. Gorefunky? I'm good. I want nothing except for that ammo. You can tell everything else. Nothing does 1d4 radiant right now because we have the Lord's Gift. So the great axe, keep or sell. Sell great axe. I already have a plus one. Got you. Hunter's Dagger. I don't need it. Another Hunter's Dagger, plus one. I don't need a scroll of blindness. I don't sell scrolls. Arrows, don't want to sell those arrows. Arsonist's Oil. I will not sell. Elixir's I will not sell. Amethyst's Cell. Pearl's Cell. A lot of Silver Inget's Cell. Malchite's Cell. Bloodstone's Cell. Bronze Inget's Cell. Poisonous Slime Bombs. Do not sell Onyx. Alchemist's Fire. Water Cell. Homely Clothes. Voidbolt. Heavy Stones. Cell for two. Hell yeah. Handle. Earthen Bottle. Goblet. Will. Scratches Ball. I won't sell that. Scratches Balls? His Balls? You neutered him? A lot of a lot of books. You wouldn't even pet him and you already cut off his Balls. Yes. I don't care about books. Aphira's Lute. Disgusting. Silver Amulet. Silver Necklace. Bronze Necklace. Onyx Ring. Ruby Ring. I'm going to use the restroom real quick while Davy is selling. Ritual Staff? I doubt anybody needs. No, I'm all good. Davy. What's up? I'm not selling my whole inventory, Jacob. You could. I think it just means without... I think we're good. You don't have to ask. I want nothing. He's cutting in and out. Yeah, you're good. Can you guys see what is purchasable? No. What? No. You have to not be buying? Yeah. Let me read what we got here. Daredevil Gloves. They wear against a plus one bonus to spell attack rolls and your ranged spell attacks is melee spell attacks if you were adjacent to a hostile creature, which is really good. Yep. The Daredevil Gloves are amazing. They're so good. Those should go to Grammy Yankee. But let me read the rest of them just to be safe. The Sparkle Hands are back. Oh, she's just selling what I sold her. Yeah, it's like a buyback for you, Jacob. Defender Flail? Was that us? Did we sell that? Yes, we sold that. Larian's Wrath. Larian's Wrath? Yeah, Larian's Wrath. Larian's Wrath. Holy crap. That's what they did to any leakers. It's a weapon enchantment. It's just a plus one weapon it looks like. You get whatever you want to get and then I'll look and see if there's anything I want. I got everything that I wanted and the rest of it just seems to be a lot of bullshit. I'm going to buy the Daredevil Gloves. I'm going to buy the Daredevil Gloves because those are so good. I bought them. Purchasing done. If we kill her, couldn't we just take all her shit? You can pick Pocketer. You can pick Pocketer and take the top row, I think, but all those fails, you can also just take back the gold you used. The Sparkle Hands, does anybody want that? Do you have gigantic potions of supreme healing? We should definitely buy it. How much monies do we got? We got a thousand? Those are awesome. I think I'm going to get that. Let me see how much this is going to be. A thousand. Gulp. I could use some new boots because I don't like these electro boots. I can give you the spider step ones. You're immune to being in a webbed. That's just what I have right now. Whenever you cast a spell out across concentration I get eight temporary hit points. It's not good because I need temporary hit points. I'm going to just get the the Davi. What do you want from me? I need to borrow Daddy's money. Oh, is that so? Yeah, I need 280 gold. I don't know. A minute ago I thought I could over here you talking about how you make fun of me because I mentioned the Sparkle Hands. Davi, you're going through a time. Sorry. I stroked out for a sec. I could have sworn. Is Davi still dying? Yeah, Davi's cutting in and out, but it kind of sounds like a bit, so I'm not really sure. Oh, sorry. No, I'm back. Okay. All right. Cool. All right. Okay. Hello. Hello. There you are. Hello. All right. Sorry. It sounded to me just like you were sent. You fucking bastard. I got a smoke powder satchel with your name on it. You checked the stream. You checked the stream and you could tell that I was doing it on purpose. Oh, I wasn't even watching the stream. Stupid. Anyway, how much money do you need? 280 gold. It's for two potions of supreme healing, which can heal 30 to 60. Okay, let me give you that. I'm just going to give you the gold that I have because I don't think I fucking need it. Yeah, that's fine. I'll just send it back. Are you Gore Funky? I can never to remember. Gore Funk. I'm Gore Funk. Okay, Gore Funky. Yeah, yeah. And then Grammy Yankee, here's the Aberration Hunter's Amulet. Oh, God, this is taking its time. There we go. Grammy Yankee, I gave you the amulet and here are the acid boots. Thank you. Oh, and here are some gloves that are going to be your best fucking friends. Oh, those daredevil gloves are amazing. Yeah, get rid of whatever stupid gloves you had. I don't think she has any. Oh, does anybody want these gloves of missile snaring now that I'm not using them? Yes. Yeah, give me the Gore Funky. Thank you. I'm going to sell my current gloves. Hell, yeah. Good job, team. Boom. We did it. I'm sending you all that gold back. And then some gloves of missile snaring. Delicious. Oh, can I have that amulet? Can I have that amulet? Sorry, what? Can I have that amulet? You want the sparky hands? Okay, I'll go get them. Not the sparky hands! There you go. You tarnished. Is anything for me here? God, I cannot wait to have internet that is stable. Yo, that apple, though? Not the poison apple. I sold that. No, I sold that. I'm the one who sold that. Let's get going. I don't know where else we need to go. I was harassing you over it because you were all like, oh, why are you reading every fucking thing? It's just to make sure that you didn't miss something on accident. I'm foolproofing you. Nah, you're fine. How the fuck do I get through here? That's where we came in. Yeah, so we could go up here. I think there's an exit. Or we can keep going through here. Let's go talk to the Kithrack. Who's the main person to talk to here? Oh, that's right. Let's go that way. I forgot about the whole point. They're this way. They're over here. No, that's where we came from. You're right. Let me astray. Let's go. We should let our face go forward. Why are you so close to me? I'm going forward. I'm the face. No, wait a minute. Hold on. Guys, this crystal vase is very pretty. I want to put it in my pockets. Can you steal those? I was like, I don't think you can. When you go in there, it looks hostile. I've every once in a while wanted to do this, but never so much as now. I want to put my palm on that guy's head and rub it. His markings look very similar to just a hand. I just want to... Oh, shit. It's about teleportation portal. There they go. What's up? I'm going to talk to Keith Rack. There is Dune. Quite ungraceful. Hello? Have you saved? No, I didn't realize I needed to. Uh-oh. I'm sure it'll be fine. Just because we did all the shopping. I'm going to save right now. You're right about the shopping. Yeah, save. The game crashed. Shut the fuck up. Uh-oh. Yeah, it crashed for me. Oh, crap. It's still... Alright, I'm here. Saving for me.