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going on right now but this is how it's going to be over here anyway let's get into it man if you want to follow any of those socials i mentioned there's a link tree in the description click it and everything pops up let's go your mama so i hired a hundred people to laugh at my bad jokes i'm familiar with the gym she calls it james if you don't understand why they're all laughing at this awful joke well it's because i hired this whole crowd to laugh at everything i say all to make this comedy club and more specifically their owner think i'm funny why am i doing this people are always telling me how hilarious i am in youtube twitter and instagram comments and i'm here to put that to the test as i obviously trust what the nbl say i wanted to prove that i can be funny in all avenues so i managed to find the we are funny project a london-based underground comedy club that i could try my hand at stand-up comedy i don't know i think i don't know alpha is the owner of the it's they got the laugh factory in chicago club and the person will be pranking this video he thinks i'm filming a documentary about becoming a stand-up comedian with absolutely no experience under my stage name i'm abu say but before i absolutely push the fake crowd that i hired hey i wanted to completely bomb in front of alpha with a completely real crowd and when he found out that this was going to be my first ever show he wasn't convinced i'd be able to smash it what happens to the audience want me to keep going that's never going to happen at the audience going to want you to keep going over running because i'm kind of got more stage time than you've clearly never seen something of my level the way this works is all comedians only have five minutes to make the audience laugh once the five minutes is up you're done wish me luck guys this was my first ever stand-up routine and the plan was to make it the worst thing alpha had ever seen so get ready i figured out why i put my hand on my chin and nico put his hand on his chin i was doing it first settle down buddy ever stand-up routine and the plan was to make it the worst thing alpha had ever seen so get ready for the most awkward few minutes of your life hey before nico start right i don't know if i ever told you all this story i got a friend named megan in chicago she does she's like the pun queen we call it a pun queen she can make a pun out of your entire conversations it's funny but it's almost annoying it's annoyingly funny so like a couple years ago she invited me to this comedy thing that she was doing her first like stand-up like thing kind of like this and they skipped her like there was a last person going on and they they bypassed her and went for went with this other dude so i came into it negative at that point i was i was i was geared for negativity so he goes on stage i'm genuinely giving it a chance because okay he must be funnier than megan you know i'm kind of funny i'm kind of funny coming up chicago north side you had to be funny because if you wasn't funny you was going to be depressed because they was talking they was going to get on you they was going to make jokes all day so you had to have comebacks so i don't remember verbatim what he was talking about but it was not funny and i was already i had chose violence already i had chose negativity already not violence but i had chose to be if you weren't funny i'm on your ass he's on stage and i'm telling him boom i told him if i had a tomato i'd throw at you i was a heckler i was a heckler like he was bad to me like nobody the whole audience wasn't laughing i'm like nobody's laughing stop like and then he finally said something funny about me and i laughed i was like there you go there go now you're picking up but that was the only laugh he got i was the heckler and i got more laughs than him so just know if i come to the comedy club and you're not funny i'm heckling and i'm gonna i'm gonna accept whatever come with that if you if you want to uh if you if you turn out get to get getting funny on me i'll take it because i chose this heckle life go ahead make fun of me get them jokes off go ahead but just know you better be funny in front of me at these stages period it's not a chicken sandwich it's the chicken sandwich doubtful no offense you know i'm saying thank you guys yeah i'm i'm up i'm up u say it's a very unique name can anyone like repeat my name so it's i'm at who say i'm at who say that's my name where did sally go when the bomb went off she went everywhere you get it because the bomb went off exploded and sally went all across the room hey it's like it's like she exploded you guys get it yeah it was funny he just didn't need to explain it but i get it he's trying to make it as awkward as possible uh my least favorite type of joke is um your mama jokes because um honestly they're just a bit disrespectful you know mothers are sacred they're also stupid and been done by everyone literally thousands of times just like your mama you get it because she's been like ran through um okay um so uh this next one my dad bought me a bus for christmas and by bus i mean he buss a load all over my face it's true best christmas ever okay wow you guys are good some people like this type stuff though he could probably like i've seen a comedian go on a on on on a stage and roll through his phone and just go joke for joke for joke for joke for joke yes thank you thank you so much i live in london who else lives in london yeah okay oh since when no since when did i ask ask get ratioed bro um okay uh terrific disrespect to you let me just come over i i didn't mean to disrespect you so can you please tell me um how's how's your baby shush i got it i got it yeah yeah sorry we'll get this back up you know sperm banks except your mother's spit as donations it's actually low key like on the slightest bit funny i'm fully entertained maybe because this is a nico video but like i'm i'm gonna entertain it's true knock knock d-dant d-dant asked g plus ratioed plus l plus get wrecked new um okay um this this next one okay let me just build up could be quite controversial why was six afraid of seven what was that no seven was black hey hey he didn't actually bomb that one that's the one you find funny yeah because you all could you find it relatable it's disgusting honestly go the racism is screaming what do you say if you've lost 25 percent of your roof oof you get it you get it thank you thank you so much why did the blind man fall into the well because he couldn't see that well i'm not even go cap the jokes is not that bad the jokes are not that bad the jokes are not maybe i'm okay let me just watch yes yes yes yes yes you are my guy thank you so much guys i appreciate it and uh yeah i'm i'm done i'm done thank you wow thank you thank you wow thank you i'm gonna be real i'm gonna be real it didn't go as bad as he thought it probably was gonna go i know he didn't i know it didn't go as bad as he wanted it to go that's something you should never normally do is this time of comedian is of course come on stage and read notes it's not something i would normally allow but i didn't know he was going to do it and what was i going to do anyway ladies and gentlemen so hopefully next time he won't be reading notes my name is Elf you know it's good night what did people got their own style incredible show couldn't have gone any better but i wasn't too happy with what Alfie said at the end there so i went to go and question him about it sorry i just wanted to talk to you about what you said on stage about me what you were saying about me reading it off my phone if you're reading your material it means you haven't memorized your material no but i i memorized all of it yeah i just prefer the vibe of doing it off my phone and that works for you but there's like a hundred other people in the room it doesn't work for as well so what would you say the chances are that my set tomorrow is the best thing you've ever seen this is zero dang reaction zero great you're stuck to what i've been saying okay like i said man i've seen people do that act like that before so it'd be funny to me just straight off the phone he said there's a hundred people who wouldn't like me reading off my phone he also said that my next show wasn't going to be the greatest reaction he's ever seen well there's a simple way i can prove him wrong and change his entire perception on stand-up comedy and the best way to do this castings filling the audience with paid actors to laugh at my every joke to ensure success is definite after many applications we found a bunch of people to be in our crowd and 24 hours before the show started i went to meet them my friends i'd like to introduce you to today's audience okay even for me yeah this is going to be good he found because the the owner of the place or the the person that holds it is an asshole okay he's setting his ways type comedian thank you oh thank you thank you so much you may be wondering why i've gathered you here today well yesterday i performed at a comedy club and no one really laughed at my jokes the reason i've gathered you all is you're all going to be laughing at my jokes proving that i'm funny every joke i tell you laugh like crazy every time there's going to be other people performing just small chakras no laughs as big as mine but give them a couple chakras as well because it's difficult i'm going to prove today to the comedy club that i'm the funniest person they've ever seen are you ready let's go if you're wondering why the crowd is so happy it's because they've been drinking from air up and if you're wondering who an era ball is well i'm here to tell you it's a bottle that makes water taste like whatever flavor you like without using any of the other traditional additives found in other flavored drinks it does this by using your sense of smell to make your brain think that the water is flavored all you need to do is fill up your air up bottle with water attach the scent pod and gently pull it up to activate it and there's loads of flavor i'm not even gonna hold you that's interesting i normally would have skipped through w advertisement but that was pretty okay take my way down to the comedy club and met with elf hello mate i'm not going by one but okay see you again yes yeah good yes no right stuff yeah yeah all right i thought you're gonna come in and do what i have to do no no no no no no we've arrived at the comedy club now it's time for me to get ready ah would you look at this a beautiful suit i'm ready let's go i was ready so now it's time for my extras to come down and start filling out these seats everyone's arriving it's slowly filling up so let's hope it's it's a good performance one thing i quickly realized is that the amount of extras i hide did not correlate with the amount of seats available so quickly you could see the audience getting very safe to say it's a lot more packed today than it was yesterday oh my god oh my god but we move bigger crowds means bigger laughs and more success like before the lights go down and the show begins show time lights are off the fuck was that oh i gotta let's go i knew my routine was golden but as i watched the comedians perform i thought what better way to expand my set than to use some of their jokes as well by your friends i'm gonna assume you're not very good i don't know full play oh dude it's a troll on the fly using other comedian jokes that'll get you beat up in the comedy club i heard i don't know for sure but i would assume you know what we said um judging by your okay he's using it okay he acts okay i really hope you appreciate this set because i have an irrational fear of standing in front of the number seven three i don't think it's your joke about rational space yeah i think it's about okay i'm about to perform you mind if i use that yeah no no i i think it's i think it's quite funny so i'm just gonna use it i'm here to help all of you we go crippling like a simple so with the knowledge of alphys advice the stolen jokes and knowing i literally cannot bomb because everyone here is paid it was finally my turn to be in this spot okay guys let's not overdo it let's not blow it before we start you know i'm saying yeah i don't know i'm not supposed to know him all right so i actually performed here yesterday and it didn't go great i was holding my phone for the whole time and i was reading off it and the emcee alphy he said to me he said you shouldn't let hold your phone and read jokes off the phone so um so i'm just gonna start okay your mama so unfamiliar with the gym she calls it james that's honestly funny come on now come on be real that's kind of funny it used to be called a jampoline until your mama jumped on it never heard that one before either because now it's called a trampoline knock knock these these nuts but for real i don't actually think it's professional to read it off my phone or hold my phone and read it off it so could i get you up here please my friend um could you just hold this please thank you thank you so much ask me if i'm a truck no i'm not a truck what a stupid question oh my gosh oh we do have fun how does it like as a paid actor i get it you're an actor but it got to be awkward to laugh at some shit that you really don't think is funny like you know like i know like laughing and smiling as contagious because you and you release some type of endorphin or i don't know what what happens chemically but like it'd be hard for me pause to laugh at something that's not funny genuinely that's why i be heckling people judging by your appearance looks like you're not very good at full play i have an irrational fear of standing in front of the number seven and three oh wait hang on let me say i get one more time i have an irrational fear of standing in front of the numbers seven and three you guys like that one yes yeah okay all right just wow i'm here to help all of you with your crippling self-worth i wonder if he's gonna tell the guy i wouldn't even tell him i just walk out like like i'm him i'm usi middle name him i'm him usi hey okay my bad uh what'd you say what'd you say to me you're heckling me this is my second time i'm just gonna say some random facts now you guys like don't have to laugh at them or anything and i'm just gonna say some random stuff i'm actually mixed race um yeah which means one set of my grandparents are white people and the other half of my grandparents are black people okay um uh that's my family um yeah thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you so much uh i just want to say another thing i wonder what he got to say i know his heart is in this like he gotta like like he gotta feel some type of way right now thank you thanks guys thank you thank you thank you thank you appreciate you appreciate you we got thank you thank you thank you thank you i don't understand how you live in the u k especially london and not know who this who nico is like how is it even possible at this point that people still continue to get trolled by him second gig i've ever seen give him oh my god he's eating meat he's gobbling meat right now he know he don't feel that in his heart for real but how can you go again this is see this is a good social experiment this is a good social experiment right here the people really be like this in the industry and all of these industries if you get a good response they just and they know they don't feel you they're gonna they're gonna eat meat anyway fake it until you make it he didn't get him zero percent and you legend that was the performance of a lifetime for a second when i heard those encouraging words from alphie i briefly forgot that it was all staged and i paid the whole crowd to be there but none of that matters because the only thing that truly matters is alphie believed it we made a man who has probably seen more comedians bomb than anyone else on this planet believe that even a terrible awful comedian can kill it somehow and to be honest with you i didn't have the heart to tell him that it was all fake because for once in my life it made me feel good that someone actually thought that i was funny i told you that it was going to be a he ain't tell him i honestly i wouldn't have told him either it was special i've got to say that wasn't absolutely one of the best second things i've ever told you the audience are currently with you but you did fantastic i'm really impressed i don't know how to tell him i don't know how to tell him so we're just gonna go he thinks i'm the greatest comedian of all time just never come back how am i supposed to tell him but big up alphie and big up the we are funny project they do great work for all comedians and alphie is a proper great guy but today we the ndl beat comedy yes we did it absolutely smashed it i actually feel like a proper stand-up comedian i'm proud of you i have to thank myself for it because i just told such great jokes so yeah big up guys and uh i'll see you soon oh by the way um you have any crack hey something wrong with dgo tell her leave a like comment subscribe turn on your post notification bellos let me go