 We just got done seeing Batman v Superman. I'm Adam. This is Jay. That's Jonathan. That's Tyler I just met them. So I don't really know their names. Yeah, we just picked him up on the side of the street over here It's I can do the movie. They saw it. We're here for the review. Batman v Superman Let's let's go concise with this to stay on topic and just start with cast What do you think of the cast that I fuck was a great Batman? I think everybody fit their role Come up here. Oh like the shining on Tyler through if you talk you come up here You talk you come up here to Nolan. I think everybody fit their role pretty well Mm-hmm. I agree great contribution Wow I was hoping for that Amy Adams nipslip in the tub. We didn't get it. We got We got Glenn close. It was a cock tease What was it nipple tease? I think Ben Affleck's gonna go down in history as one of the best Batman because His scenes in this movie were excellent and I thought his overall performance was great. It was good Yeah, I thought he brought a lot of emotion to the role and it was very different from the others He's playing your tongue back there. He's saying he's talking a lot of shit about Michael Keaton right now Yeah, it's talking a lot of shit about It's just one movie of him playing Batman. You got to give him some space half of a movie really Oh, yeah, it basically I think I'm looking forward to a solo movie Yeah, this was it seems like Zack Snyder is too because he seemed to care a lot more about Batman Superman this the Batman scenes were fantastic. Yeah, the fighting was visceral. That's a word that kids say it was intense Okay, it's intense. It's dark It's it you know the scene where he's like crept up in the corner like a goddamn spider monkey Scaring guys and he flees away reminded me of the Arkham games a little bit. Yeah, the fighting definitely was like that Superman He's a little underutilized. Yeah, Wonder Woman did not need to be in this I'll get old in at the end. Yeah, she got shoehorned in at the end like you guys were saying but I thought she's hot Okay, um, yeah, I think that they should have just done her solo movie first. Yeah She was under she was underdeveloped. Yeah, she comes out throw on her last so and doing her stuff And nobody knows what's going on. There were a lot of things you're holding the movie a lot of Setup and that was the lot of setup. Yeah, yeah It didn't focus on making just one great movie and with a little bit of setup It was like the amazing Spider-Man 2 Wasn't that bad, but no, it wasn't that bad, but there was a lot. Yeah, I had the similar problems I was just trying to set up something so that that kind of segues in the storyline The this is a two and a half hour film and apparently the director's cut is three hours I can't sit through a three hour Batman v Superman movie when Five percent of it's Batman v Superman the fight between Batman and Superman is Understandably short because Batman's a total pussy compared to Superman So it's a ridiculous premise. It's a ridiculous premise. I don't understand anybody can possibly think that Batman would beat Superman in a fight It's stupid. It's dumb Establish it on screen. You're ignorant. No, no, no, no, no. Yeah, you're ignorant. The whole preparation thing is ridiculous Throws him into the moon Okay, that freaking armor of his protected him and he had the kryptonite weapons and everything laser eyes laser eyes There's all probably 10% of build-up 10% of fever dreams, which is like four of one of which we saw with some other guys to my brother left went to the bathroom came back and Batman's in like a fucking post-apocalyptic Mad Max world. There's flying creatures. He's shooting and snapping necks He's like, well, what happened? We're gonna end up. Am I in the wrong movie? Yeah, you are in the wrong movie, Jake We all were in the wrong movie. I just agree. I'm glad I I Okay, I'm gonna give my score right now cuz I don't care. I can do this my show. It's a five out of ten I'm gonna go seven six and a half six and a half Five and a half Those are not the greatest glowing scores we could give are they all Hopefully civil war is better. I think it will be well The story like I said is just all over the place, you know, the action is good when it's there Yeah, there's just too much goddamn talking, you know, and it's not great talking. It's Lex Luthor talking He's like Batman Forever is the Riddler combined which I like the Riddler Jim Carrey Yeah fit for that stupid movie, but this is serious, you know Kind of yes for the most part. I felt like he they tried to make him the comic relief It just failed. I don't understand Lex Luthor's motivations at all The plot makes no sense in this movie Batman's in his mansion eating a sandwich Superman is on the moon He uses X-ray vision and just fucking sniped him out of the kitchen game Oh, man be Superman five seconds long. That's a terrible script. I was worried that doomsday was gonna be just awful I think it was too bad. No, he you know, he was awful. I was right He was he was out. I think it was too bad totally thrown in the last minute He was just a plot device only in for like four minutes as a plot device to set up more movies. Yeah, yeah This whole movie was yeah, that's what a lot of it was But you know anything that wasn't like that like the first half really I enjoyed yeah And overall it was a good experience because we've been waiting for so long to see it So you guys are comic nerds if I could say that you are so you liked it more I think than the average movie go yeah, my friends are not I'm not I'm familiar with these characters, obviously But I mean they were given it twos and ones they hated it Batman's walking down Central Avenue Superman is flying from Zimbabwe He's going a million a billion miles an hour because that's how fast Superman goes. That's confirmed from DC canon It just blows right through Batman. Just blows through him dead five second movie Batman v Superman, okay music was good kind of I did not like the electric guitar shit I think that was from junkie XL. I loved some of the score cuz like you know, I love Junkie XL needs to take a goddamn break. He's done like every movie in 2015 and 2016 Batman's having lunch with Alfred, okay Or a cafe and Alfred's just like yes Batman looks up building drops on him from Superman dead Batman v Superman five seconds Well, that was fun. Was it? No, okay? I want to get out of here. Yeah, please do you guys leave to and yeah I just can't wait for the negative comments on the video. Just just get out of the car. Please leave. We're never doing this again