 Now, let's say you only have one night in town. You're traveling in Tampa, and you're leaving tomorrow You have one more night. Sorry. You're leaving Monday, and you meet a girl out tonight What do you do? Well, if you try to ask her out that next night, that's a little pushy But it's your only option. You can still do it. You just have to do it in a fun way. I Think you should a meet me for drinks tonight be cancel the plans you have and meet me for drinks C cancel any early morning activities work Cancel any early morning activity slash work you have tomorrow that would otherwise create an excuse to not me for meet me for drinks D tell me to jump off a bridge Again, you're being direct. You're being playful. You're providing options and obviously the last one is Completely obnoxious and absurd. Tell me to jump off a bridge. But now her only options are ABC or Tell you to jump off a bridge Which is funny. She doesn't feel that pressure to have to you know She doesn't she doesn't have to feel bad about letting you down And if you can get a girl to if you can create a situation where she doesn't feel pressure to let you down You're going to do amazing with women and you're gonna give them options and they're usually gonna pick the option that you want now let's say you screw up and you forget my advice and you ask a girl out on a certain day or You Been going out with the girl a couple times and you think it's okay to ask her out on a certain night You make plans for a Thursday. You buy two tickets to something or you have this cool event You want to take her to and it's only that day so you ask her for that day and she can't do it You can save it with Well, this is awkward because now I have to ask you out for a different day Dear Ashley would you like to go on a formal date with me sometime soon? Yes slash no circle one, please PS formal equals tacos beers bullshit BS All right, if she's non-committal I Love this meme If you don't want to date me, that's fine. I get that but you're wrong and I hate you If you text the girl a few times and ask her out on a date and she's busy She's non-committal. She won't give you a time. Don't ask her again because you'll look needy send her that It's not you saying it. It's this guy. So you're not guilty of it That's the beauty of the meme. I didn't ask her out on a date the bald eagle did so Confirming the date once you have the date set in stone. You have a time you have a place You text her Earlier that day or the day before I usually go for like 11 a.m. Or 12 or noon around the day. I'm gonna meet her Still good for 830. I'll be at the corner of the bar wearing my red leather pants and feathered fedora Obviously, I'm not wearing leather pants or a feathered fedora But it's funny. It's silly when she shows up at the bar. I Can quickly create recall humor. I don't have to start with the hey good to see you again I can start with oh, sorry my leather pants with the dry cleaners I hope you're not too upset and now we're already engaged in a fun witty banter conversation versus a boring Typical start to most first dates keep in mind women Like it's painful. How many of my girlfriends tell me about Terrible cookie cutter dates that they're always taken on Dinner movie guys super stiff. He's awkward. It's all forced So when you stand out and you're funny and you don't make it a big deal. They love it another one One to ten you're excited in nine point seven about our date tomorrow, aren't you if you say less? I'll know your line. No one likes a liar smiley face She's late, which she will be women are typically five to 15 minutes late for any date You send her this about five minutes before I'll be ready and she said I'll be ready in five minutes She's gonna laugh she's gonna show up to the date and you can have something to laugh about It's so powerful to kick off a date with humor because it dissipates any sort of awkward tension What if she doesn't respond to your texts? Okay? Don't ever say things like did you get my text? Yes, she got your text. She didn't respond because she hates you Why aren't you responding to my texts? She hates you. Are you alive? Pretty sure she's alive. She still hates you Hello Girls got these all the time so bad if you're that guy you're dead you send one of those texts you're dead Right You hate me. Don't you? Why is this good? Why does this work? It's sarcastic. It's over-the-top. It shows that It's essentially it's calling out the fact that she didn't respond in a non-confrontational fun way Right. It's you didn't respond because you actually hate me. Don't you you're accusing her of hating you for not responding? and she knows that you're kidding and I can't tell you how many interactions Myself and my clients have turned around by sending this text. All right Another example did we break up? If so, I want my CDs back Don't send that to a girl. You're actually dating, but She doesn't respond to your text. It's great. It's easy And my personal favorite That time it took you seven years to write With the notebook. I figured I'd get more laughs for this one I guess you guys haven't seen the notebook, but you don't even need to see the notebook You get it right like she doesn't respond to your text And you're going over the top remember you're not saying it She's saying it No text back you hate me. Don't you? The Dawson's Creek guy James Vanderbeek so I Actually have a meme For every single thing a girl could possibly text me now call me crazy But here's my meme folder in my phone so for example The girl who is saying a lot of ha ha's I have a text in here That says You guys won't be able to see it But do you guys know the guy the New York politician? The rent is too damn high You guys remember that guy famous internet meme So when at any time a girl sends too many emojis or she says ha ha too often or she does something annoying in her texting I'll say Well, this one says the number of bitches who text. How are you is too damn high So when a girl sends me a text. Hey, how are you like before I don't want to respond to that text So I sent her this meme which shows that I'm playful. I don't care. I'm making fun of her and Then we get into more meme conversations There's just so many in here. I have a whole like I said a whole database of these things and memes are just so much fun The only time you shouldn't use memes is if you're older and it's gonna make you look ridiculous Like you're memeing to texting ratio should be in my experience, I would say for every Three texts you send you send one meme you're in good shape If she's under 23 years old you can send her nothing but memes When I first moved back from New York to LA I met a girl out She was 21 the USC student and I found out during the interaction that she liked memes or at a bar I showed her my meme folder. She showed me her meme folder and I texted her nothing but memes for our entire Relationship, which was just a casual seer every once a week sort of thing, but I never physically sent her anything I even had a meme I created my own meme to confirm where I was meeting her on the first date It's like a picture of me saying I'll see you a Laurel Hardware at 830 Super cheesy and corny, but know your audience is what I'm saying It's really important that you know your audience if you get a woman's number Who's super sophisticated and she's like a Stanford MBA and her sense of humor is not conducive to memes Don't send her a meme, but like I said if you meet a 23 year old You know fun party girl send her nothing but memes So I can't I can't really Say the importance of that enough to know your audience and if you can send these sort of witty funny texts and Follow up with memes no one to ask for out. No one to confirm the date. It's really simple Out find it on the YouTube channel, but you can find him at interconfidence.com and his name is Robbie Kramer Let's come on up. Yes Till you're in a relationship Until you guys have that familiarity until you've had sex a few times. That's the only reason why you should be texting a girl There's no way he's getting this girl out. She already flaked and now she feels badly that she can't give him another time ABC or tell you to jump off her bridge, which is funny She doesn't feel that pressure to have to you know She doesn't she doesn't have to feel bad about letting you down And if you can get a girl to if you can create a situation where she doesn't feel pressure to let you down You're going to do amazing with women and you're gonna give them options and they're usually gonna pick the option that you want