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I think it was good, man. We're busy, but it's good. I've been indulging in some good content. Working on a top secret project? Top secret. When you can let that fly so we can shit on these fuck boys. Yeah, it's gonna happen, bro. It's gonna happen, it's gonna happen. Yo, man, you gotta give me a couple names. You gotta give me a couple names where people need justice show, man. Tell me who's on the hit list. They're gonna get some bars. Nah, it's no hit list. Always let success be, you know, your best reply. Yeah, that's it. But sometimes it's fun to reply. They see it? Yeah. They see it? But sometimes it's fun to like make sure they know. Exactly, you know? Listen, my motivation always. I don't know why. I'm more petty than you. I don't know, bro. You might be more petty than me. I think our petty level might be equal, but I've learned to channel my petty differently. Yeah. The last dance, man. I'm telling you, the last dance. It changed you. It changed my petty perspective. It put my petty in perspective for me. Interesting. When you take it personal, just make sure you execute it through the work. Give me an example. Michael Jordan. Michael Jordan's sitting in that goddamn locker room with that baseball bat smoking that cigar and just thinking about all that shit, B.J. on B.J. Armstrong? B.J. Armstrong? You don't want three rings with me, cousin me? And you got the nerve because you have one good fucking game. See? That's me. My mood is always Michael Jordan with the baseball bat smoking the cigar in the locker room. So that's it. The motivation, the chip for the show. That took it personal. George Carl. You don't want to speak to me in the restaurant. I take it personal. I take it personal. And it's nothing wrong with that. Like I don't take offense. Because that which offends you only weakens you and creates the same negative energy that offended you in the first place. That's where revenge comes into play, right? Because then somebody does something to you and you want to go back and do the same thing to them. That's why. You ain't got time for revenge. Revenge is for broke motherfuckers. Because when you don't have anything else to do, that's what you resort to. I'm serious. That's so true. That's true. I don't have time for revenge. Revenge. It's true. Please. Now we gotta go get revenge. Now we gotta go get money. We gotta go get money. This motivation is good, you know what I mean? That's cool. I'm like it. I like it. It's motivation. I do like the motivation. Yeah, man. It is weird. It's hard to be motivated when nobody's coming for you. You know what I'm saying? Maybe it's better to be said like, it's much easier to be motivated if you create that enemy, right? Pull up TI motivation lyrics, Alex. This is going good. What does he say? It's good. I'm telling you, I bet you'll start listening to this before you hit that stage and shit. Oh, really? OK, good. Go to the hook. What's the hook? Motivation. OK, let me do this part, Andrew. Motivation. Nick is faking only going to inspire. Motivation. All you're hating is fuel to my fire. It's motivation. Negroes plotting on the crown slowly dropping. It's motivation. Hey, when I ain't slowing down and I ain't stopping. Motivation. Now you don't stop my show. Motivation. You ain't know I don't stop. I go with motivation. Suck it. This can't make me suffer. Just make me stronger and make me tougher. Motivation. I need to get as a TI, bro. Yeah, just get the clean version. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I like how you start editing it. That made me way more enjoyable for me. That first Emirates, sure. What is it? 1230? That's my first Emirates day. You like, hey, should I like this? Is it OK if I like this? But no, for real, take it personal. Take it personal and let it be your motivation. That's all. That's all. Just the revenge. Like a revenge is for poor people. Yeah, it's so true. And I mean it. I don't mean that. I don't mean that for like poor people, poor people. I'm talking about poor people. Give me an example. What do you mean by that? Like people who? People who are in the game and act like they have it all together. But when we're looking at them, you're like, oh, you don't really got it. You're faking. There you go. This is a filter. Poor everything. Poor character, not really up financially. Just a poor individual. Yeah, that was a good save, bro. Like you've saved shit in the past, but that's saved right there. That's Mario Ara, bro. Because I thought I really meant to do it. I don't ever shit on people because of their financial situation unless they act like they got money. There we go. Now if you act like you got money and we find that you don't. You should on those people. You should. Because we're not shitting you for being poor. We're shitting you for being liars. For fronten. Word up. You're fronten. Yeah, why do we hate that? You know why we hate it? Because I think maybe there's like part of us that feels insecure by the wealth that they're presenting. And then when we find out that they were faking it the whole time, we're like, how dare you make me feel insecure? I don't even think it's that. I just think that, I mean, that's not a bad point. I just think that when people are front like they got money, it shows the insecurity in them. And they think that having something like money, having currency or something of some monetary value is going to make them a better person, but it doesn't. To me, the fullest people in life are people who, you know, see life for what it really is, who move at a certain level of integrity, you know, who always display good character regardless of what their situation is, whether they up or whether they down. What's the saying? Like you could tell the true testing of a man by how they treat people who can't do nothing for them. Yeah. Or you could tell the true character of a person or how they reply when their back is against the wall. Keep going. When your back is against the wall, you're either going to, you know, sit back and assess the situation and ease your way out. Are you just going to fucking fight or fly? Fight everything in the room and just don't give a fuck who you cut, give a fuck who you shoot. He's going to take everybody out just to save yourself. Yeah. You know what I mean? Like when a person's back against the wall, that's when you really get to see what a person is truly about. Like what, what will you compromise when your back's against the wall? Yeah. You know what I mean? Yeah. Are you going to, are you just going to lose all control? I remember once I was talking to Duval. Did Duval ever tell you that time where he like, he was in some, I don't know, some fucking island where there was like a, an under rock river? Yes. And he was, he thought he was going to drown. He was going to drown. And, um, and he's like, normally I probably would have just freaked out and tried to like lash all over the place and, you know, squirm my way out, but I knew that that was going to guarantee my death. So I just calmed down. I look for where the top and where the bottom was and I went for it. Ooh, I like that. Mm hmm. That's like a gay man's buffet. Yo, so no matter where the top or the bottoms are, I'm just going for it. Shouts of Trump. Yo, Trump, Trump is not playing games. Did you see all the videos? He doubled down. There's so many. Bro, he doubled down. They said he's high out of his mind right now. Really? Oh, yeah, he's like on Adderall or Riddleland or some shit like that. Why? Just because of the anxiety? Because of the campaign? Not even anxiety. I think that he's got to seem like virile, you know, he's got to seem like he got it all together. He's coming off this corona and he's like, I'm immune. I could go into the crowd. I could kiss everybody. I'll kiss the men right on their mouth. Oh, I loved it. He said, and then he goes. I saw that. That was very progressive. I might not enjoy it that much, but I'll still do it. He said, I didn't see that one. You made that up. I swear to God, I'm getting it right now. I saw him say he'll kiss the men in the beginning. I didn't say I'm not supposed to do it. I'll put it right up. There it is. Down and start kissing everybody. Wait for it. I'll kiss every guy, man and woman, man and woman. Look at that guy. How handsome he is. I'll kiss him. Not with a lot of enjoyment, but that's OK. He's stealing that game over. I'm fighting, bro. I'm stealing a game over. He's campaigning on the wrong thing, though. Chris Christie is the guy you should be using, man. Chris Christie's 563 pounds and got asthma and survived COVID, bro. Yeah. Open the country, man. Crack it open. Open the country, man. OK. This is fucked up, man. I just looked at a DM. Somebody sent me that, like, yo, this is you kissing your girl? Hilarious. Couple with big noses be like, hilarious. Hilarious. Let's get into the show. What did you see this week that you thought was positively brilliant? What did you see that made you say, what a fucking idiot? Positively brilliant. Got to be Trump going gay. I love gay fun, bro. I love white boy fun. So anytime you can play with it, especially, like, when you think of the perception of, like, what is, like, the most conservative, right-wing maggot dude, right, you think that they're going to be super homophobic. Did you say maggot? No, I didn't. What did you say? I said, maggot. Oh, maggot. I was like, whoa, come on. All right, point is, he came out. He's dancing to Macho Man? Aye. Macho Man. That's why I'm CIA. That's why that's the game. Oh, shit. You don't know what the fuck he doing for real, yo. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. What? Yo, when he goes up there, he's like, you are LGBT because you, yo, that would be hilarious. Trump's like, I put the T in LGBTQ. Done. Done. They do his kind of fold for him. They got a fold for him. By the way, you got to admit, very progressive. He's got to be more progressive than Biden. In that regard. What do you think happened? Why do you think the pivot? Why do you think the pivot? No polling check while he was in the hospital, maybe? Yo. That's interesting. Maybe. They might have gone up there. There might have been some sort of rectal exam. And it's impossible to not orgasm. That's not true. I don't believe it. People say it all the time. We actually did a topic on Breakfast Club that Taylor hated on. She did not want me to do the topic. This was a gay myth. And nurses were calling saying they do it all the time. It's a gay myth. What are you talking about? Remember when they was doing the polling check? You're talking about a guy's G-spot is in the bottom? Yes, like on American Pie. It's gay myth. We definitely did the topic. And people were calling in saying that they were coming. This is gay guys put the propaganda out there so they can finger our asses. No, that is true, though. They do come. They don't come. It's not real come. It's just fluid. I know this for a fact. I looked it up because it smelled a little fishy for me. It's like a guy starting to say to a girl like, Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. It smelled fishy. What you mean? You was doing it to somebody. They was doing it to you. What happened? I was like, whoa. What I'm saying is you heard people say this. They're like, oh, listen. If a guy needs to orgasm, then all you got to do is just finger your butt. That's where the guy's G-spot is. And it's like, if I was a gay dude, that's what I would tell straight guys. Right? That's just propaganda. True, true, true. Telling your girl, yo, your G-spot's in your throat. And they weren't coming from the bite. What? I watched Gay Point. They were coming from the bite. There's no way they're coming from the bite. No, no, no. I didn't say that, Taylor. What happens is it makes it. Hold on, wait a minute. They're coming out of their butt? Like the guy pulled out and there is come. Yeah, the guy's come. I was on the guy's dick, the guy that was penetrating him. Because there's no place for the come to go when you nut in somebody's ass. Yeah. It's not like to come travel. Unless it was the lube shit that turned white, then whatever. No. What it look like, a fresh cinnabon? It look like combs. OK, let's explain the burgeoned bees to Taylor, right? When you have a vagina, when a man ejaculate sperm travels, because it has some place to go, it's trying to get to the ovaries, right? The egg, yeah, in the ovaries. If you nut in somebody's butt, male or female, there's no place for it to go. No, I know that. I'm not saying. So the come didn't come out of the guy's butt. Let me tell you something. If you're a guy and you're coming out of your butt, you are in game. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's very in game. I don't think you can become gayer than that. Yeah, that's back. It's like gay backdraft. Jesus Christ. But no, that is dead, that was. Why are we bringing Jesus into this, bro? Whoa. Why are we bringing Jesus into this? Whoa. Why, though? What's he about to do? I feel a punchline coming. What's he about to do? Listen, you know, that's all positive. Though, Jesus is not ripped. I don't look at that, bro. What? Wait, you've never seen Jesus is bought, dude? No. Dude, pecs, abdominals, bro. Hair looking perfect. Really? Yeah, dude. Never saw it. Wait a minute, you guys have never, put it up a picture of Jesus. Don't pull up Jesus, leave Jesus alone. Whatever Jesus is doing, he do not want to be bothered. Jesus is having brunch right now with Poc and Jesus like, is Andrew fucking with me again? I'm confident in this joke. I'm telling you, he's fit. Jesus like, am I going to have to show Andrew something again? Bro, I'll bring up P90 Jesus real quick with you. Who with the P90 Jesus? Somebody said, oh, God, I forget who's joke this was, but they said, that's CrossFit. Wow. Wow. Somebody's not written that, and go good abs, Al. I actually think it may be OK to get jokes off about white Jesus. Yes. I think it might. I'm not sure, so I don't want to test it. But I. Christians know how amazing a body Jesus is. He's literally the son of God. Do you think the son of God is going to have a trash body? No, that's ridiculous. Look at my man right there. No, that's ridiculous. I've not seen that. Son, that's Ryu from Street Fighter, not even Jesus. Look at this meme. This meme says, look at how ripped Jesus was on the cross, though. Man, those abs, OMG, his pecs, total sploosh. Thank you. What the fuck? Thank you. I've never been neither. Did Jesus have chiseled abs? Yes, he did. Did Jesus work out too much? No, no. Don't disrespect Jesus with that beer belly, bro. This is read. This is insane. Look at him, Jesus ripped. He's not. He is. That's shredded. Yeah, he is shredded. That's six pack. That's shredded. And back in the day, they didn't have any cool gym equipment or nothing. He's eating hummus all day. This guy's got an amazing body, given a diet. He was loaves of bread and fish, local. Yeah. Drinking wine all the time? Drinking wine, yeah. God bless Jesus, man. God bless him, bro. Listen, you know who else was positively brilliant this week? Bill fucking Burr. Oh, God. I thought Burr was brilliant. I texted you on Saturday night. I said, Bill Burr on SNL. I literally thought that he was going to have a lot more people upset with him than I saw. What I saw was exactly the way things are supposed to be, meaning it was a balance. Some people liked it. Some people didn't like it. I thought that was what you want. I just thought people were going to jump on the fake woke train and just be upset. You know who saved him? Who? Black people. You think so? 100%. Oh, yeah, yeah. Because the only people upset at that are white women, like liberal rich white women with trust funds, and super beta male dudes that are trying to get laid by those white women. Very contradictory, though. But what I'm saying is, black people watched this and shared it like a motherfucker. But I'm going to tell you something. So now those white people couldn't say shit because they're like, this is so offensive. And then they say, all the black people are like, nah, they got it right. Now the white people are like, OK, we'll be quiet. I was shocked at a lot of sisters, though. I'm not going to lie because those are the same sisters who don't want nobody referring to women as bitches. So the question I asked on the radio Monday, when is it OK to refer to women as bitches? It's your bitches. He was referring to his bitches. That's white women. He's married to a black woman. But he was calling white women his bitches. True. Think about that. He goes, what do you say specifically? He's like, my bitches. My bitches. But so how does feminism work, then? Because feminism is supposed to be across the board, right? Feminism is supposed to be women don't want men disrespecting women. So even if you feel that way about white women, shouldn't you stick up for those white women being called bitches? Shouldn't you say, hey, I agree with Bill's point. But I don't think any women should be called bitches. You should. You should. But if I may speak on behalf of my bitches, that's none of y'all business. I can't tell y'all about your women. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You can't tell me about my bitches. I'm not mad at you. I think I kind of like that separation. I get it. I just want everybody to keep that same energy for later on. That's all I'm saying. Intellectually, you're 100% right. Yes. Intellectually, the feminist movement should just be about gender in general. Yes. If you have a vagina or if you want to or if you identify, if you also are that, then you should be able to just fight for all the rights that women should want to have and you should be offended by all the things that are against women. That being said. I thought it was great. It's comedy, baby. And that's what I'm hoping. I'm hoping that Bill Burr in that moment, because for whatever reason on Saturday night, everybody understood the nuance of comedy again. I don't know. He's that good. He is. And there's a difference. He is like specific things that he does. Chappelle's that good, though. People don't understand the nuance of his comedy when he offends certain groups when he says something about transgenders or whatever, like people get upset. Maybe the joke wasn't that good. I thought it was great. Which one? The transgender one from the, not anything from 846. The transgender one from Sticks and Stones. Oh, about the car. The car, being in the bar, you know what I'm saying? But the transgender community was upset about that. But it was a joke. So I'm just trying to figure out when do people see the nuance in comedy. I think for this specific set, I mean, it was so genius because what he did is like, he played off of the oppression matrix, right? Like if you're somebody who believes in like an order of groups that are oppressed and like black people are at the top and then maybe gays are under black people or trans are under black people, then gays and then Asians and Indians and then at the way, way bottom, white people or whatever, reverse this. All you need to do is make sure when you're punching the joke, you're using a group that is more oppressed than the group you're making fun of. I get it. You know what I'm saying? Like if you're talking about gay people and you're saying they don't deserve a month, if you justify it by saying, black people get the worst month, why can't they get a better month? You got all the black people saying, yes! Yes! And all the white people going, well, black people got the worst than gay. So okay, I can laugh at this joke. And you got all the black gay people confused. And they're like, huh? What? And then they go, wait, two months of party? Okay. I think black gay people are cool with that the whole summer all. The funny part about that bit was I knew that they was going to flip Bill Burr's words. Cause what Bill Burr said was the LGBT community has not been enslaved. But I saw the narrative shift on social media and they were saying, how dare he say LGBT people haven't been oppressed. He didn't say that. He didn't say that. He didn't say that. He said enslaved. He didn't say anything about oppression. Even though enslavement is a part of oppression. He said they weren't enslaved. That's a very distinct word. There have been gay people that have been enslaved. Of course. For them being gay. Yes. If he's the second you would be put in chains, you'd be like, oh no, that's how I was gay. I'm not gay. Yes. And then you're out. Yes. And I knew that they flipped that on him. And I knew they were going to do that. But overall, I was really like, wow. I was like, wow. I liked the reaction from it. The February line. Like they're equator people. Why are you giving them February? I thought it was great. That shit was so funny. I thought Bill slapped. I'm sitting there on the couch like laughing. You know, first you know, I'm like SNL monologue. So you laying back. Yeah. Wait a minute. Hold on. Hold on a minute. What was your first laugh? Talking about dreams come true when Rick Moranis got punched in the face on the Upper West Side. I didn't understand that one. Oh, that shit killed me. I didn't see it. The guy from Honey that I Shrunked the Kids got punched in the face walking down the street. Yeah. And he was just like happy that it happened. I had no idea Rick got punched in the face. Oh yeah, yeah. He got knocked out. Why the fuck would you punch Rick Moranis in the face? He's shrunk them kids, right? He can't be shrinking kids. Does he still look like Rick Moranis? Like glasses and everything? He probably does, bro. God, that's fucked up. That's not a good testament to New York being back, bro. I mean, a little bit though. Somebody get robbed in Times Square at gunpoint then you be like, I ain't New York. This is New York again. I'm looking at Al who's dressed so New York right now. Al brought out his New York outfits for the whole last week. Today he was doing chicken noodle soup with the salt on the side. You know, when I walked in, y'all was playing like screwing shit. By the way, there's nobody that can quote Guru better than Ed Sheeran. Really? Ed fucking Sheeran. If Ed ever did lip-sync battle, he should do right where you stand, Guru in fucking Jadakiss. He'll quote it, ver beta. You want to know something crazy? I don't know who Guru is, bro. Hey, sounds about right. I don't know who Rick Moranis is. There we go. You don't know who Guru is. That's the brilliant idiot, baby. Hey, baby. You remember that guy from Ghostbusters? Yeah. Who was fucking the dog? Who would punch Rick Moranis? Show me the video of him getting punched. I never saw that before. He guessed. Why? Oh, yeah. He's just walking. Can I get a drop-wap? Can I get a drop? No, no. He connects. Hold on. Let me see, man. Rick Moranis. Nobody did any good, honey. I punched the kid. Don't joke after this. Let me see. I actually watched it all the time. When was this? This was recent. Oh, yeah. This is literally like last week or so. This man is having a rough day. You got the I Love New York sweatshirt on. You got to love it. This is super official. Keep going. Don't worry. Oh, yeah. He's just looking to punch the first white person he sees. Getting knocked out. Oh, you see it back there? Oh, you hit him already? Yeah, yeah. How do we know that was Rick Moranis? Well, Rick Moranis said, I got punched in the face. We were like, oh, come on, Rick. Just looking for some fucking attention. You don't see it? No. I mean, I saw it, but how do we know that was Rick Moranis? Well, no. Rick said it was me. I got punched in the face. What did Rick say to him? He was just walking. You victim-blame him, bro. I'm just saying. We don't know. We might have said something to him walking past him, yo. What do you think he said? He was rapping T.I. motivation and let the N-word fly. That's what the fuck happened. What else did you see this week? That was politely brilliant. I made you say what a fucking idiot. I saw a lot of good shit this week. I didn't see a lot of dumb shit at all, yo. Trying to think. Anything dumb? Anything extremely dumb? I don't know. Al, we talking about it? There is some dumb stuff. What happened? We talking about Plyes talking about the L.A.? Oh my God. Bro, pull that up. Pull that up. What? Plyes... I got love for Plyes. Salute to Plyes. I think Plyes is super entertaining. I think Plyes is super smart. But bro... It's my second favorite rapper's music I don't listen to. This tweet right here. Plyes tweeted out, I think it would be dope if the Los Angeles Lakers gave the NBA championship trophy to Breonna Taylor's family. What the fuck are you talking about? Plyes put the Remy down. Why? Why? Yeah. Like we got to get over symbolism. We got to get over tokenism. But what the fuck is Breonna Taylor's family going to do with the NBA trophy? Yeah. Like why? That's like... Yeah, can we call him? Who, Plyes? Yeah, do you have his number? I would love him to explain that to Plyes. I used to have Plyes and I ain't talked to Plyes in a minute. Not on the phone. Yeah, we got to get him to explain that. What would they do with that trophy? What would... Why? Listen, by the way, I don't even understand the sentiment. Yeah. I don't even understand why he thought that would be a good idea. They didn't win the championship for Breonna Taylor. They're not even from LA. Exactly. Yeah, where they from again? Kentucky. Hey. They're not from LA. Yeah. Like there's no correlation between the NBA trophy and Breonna Taylor's family. Yeah. Listen, we all want justice for Breonna Taylor. We want the best for the Breonna Taylor family. Mm-hmm. That ain't it, Plyes. Yeah. That ain't it. That ain't it. Is this simply not it? Like why? I think it would be dope if the league would get it. And that's when everybody's caught up in the hype. Yeah. You're happy. You're happy LeBron won. You know what I'm saying? We haven't really had things to celebrate all year long. Bought a championship back to LA. It's like, huh? LA ain't want to chip in 10 years. Kobe died this year. Yeah. They dedicated the trophy to Kobe Bryant's family. By the way, people were saying that the trophy should go to Kobe Bryant's family. No. I don't think so either. Yeah, no. No. They dedicated the season to Kobe. They dedicated to win to Kobe. That's LeBron's. That's Anthony Davis's. Yeah. That's the Lakers. That NBA bubble was stressful. They was away from their families for a few months. You know what I'm saying? Like that's their trophy. I completely agree with that. But I'm just saying, Plyes could at least said Kobe though. No. No, I'm just saying. But it doesn't fix. I hear what you're saying. Because Kobe's more related because he's Lakers. But yeah, it just makes absolutely no sense. How did you feel about the Lakers winning? Do you think LeBron is starting to, I don't know, come a little closer to Jordan in the conversation? No. Not at all? Not even close. And I think that it's disrespectful to LeBron. I saw LeBron after the game and LeBron was like, yo, I just want to get my respect. My respect. LeBron deserves all the respect in the world. And LeBron would already be getting his respect if we stop comparing him to Michael Jordan. Yeah. Michael Jordan is up here. Michael Jordan is a god. Like I'm 42 years old. I've seen Michael his whole career. I've seen Kobe Bryant his whole career. I saw the tail endomatic Johnson. I saw Shaq. You know what I'm saying? I saw Allen Iverson. LeBron James is absolutely one of the greatest players ever. Argued top three, top five, whatever it is. Sure. He's not Michael Jordan. Yeah. He's not Kobe? No, I think he's, I think he's Kobe now. No, he's not. I think he's Kobe. I think he's Kobe. Yeah. Plus he's on the fucking court. He always does his cry all the time. You never see Kobe Bryant. Whoa, whoa, whoa. You're not going to call LeBron Pussy. Why are you so disrespectful? But I'm just saying, y'all know what I'm talking about though, right? Jesus Christ. Y'all know what I'm talking about though, right? Disrespective man on the planet is the black man. The black man. The black man. No, LeBron James. You know what I'm talking about though. Jesus Christ. You know what I'm talking about though. No. I'm not going to call LeBron Pussy. God damn. That was harsh. It's a little more aggressive though, as in like, don't act all cry baby. Like, oh, I hit my wrist. You know y'all saw that. It still sounds like you're calling him a pussy. I think it's like very oppressive for women to be like reducing men to their body parts. Yo, that. You know what I'm saying? We would never do that to you. How you reduce a man to your body part? Yeah, that's fucked up. I hate LeBron Pussy. This is crazy. I just don't understand. Hey, I don't call people pussy because I enjoy pussy. I think we should start doing that shit, Charlemagne. What? Calling girls, you know, this girl's acting like a nutsack. Look at this nutsack over here. Oh, and Philly, they do say nut ass. That's what that point was you saw, when that man. That's right. That's right. When he nutted in that man's butt and it came back on him, that's nut ass. That's what the nut ass is. Yo. That's just crazy. She's so Philly. She's so Philly. You're just typing Philly terms into the porn search list. She went to Pornhub and put in nut ass. That's what you did. I never had any names. I hate you. You went to Pornhub, typed in nut ass, and that's what you saw. You saw a man's ass nutting. Oh, bearded nut ass, John. She probably was looking for a dude. She's like, yo, you know that dude that used to mess with back in the day? He's on Pornhub. For real? Let me google his nut ass. That's what happened. Yeah, that's what happened. Also, what's a beard in gay culture? What is a beard in gay culture? A cover up. They call it a cover up? You didn't know that? No. Yeah, it's a man who pretends to be. Let me not talk about all these gay shows my legs crossed like this. Let me spread my legs more manly. There's nothing wrong with being gay. Did you guys know what a beard is? A gay culture girl. But I will say to Taylor's point, even though she's using these oppressive terms to describe humans. But humans too, yo. Even though we built like donkeys out here. LeBron's skill set. Maybe LeBron's all around skill set is probably one of the best you've ever seen, right? But he's not exactly. He don't have that black mamba mentality, that killer instinct. Like when Kobe's on the floor, it's a good chance they're going to win this game. Is Kobe passing up that last shot in Game 5? Hell no. Daniel Green could just sit on the bench. Hell no. All four of the other guys could just go sit on the bench. Kobe going five and going one. Hell no, Kobe not passing. Are you serious? Michael, Mike though. MJ, Mike. That's right. He passed the pack set. He passed the curve. There was a meme that went around about Mike. Someone asked Michael who's doing the last shot, whatever. He was like me. Me? Yeah. That was from the last dance. He made a good basketball play. He made the perfect basketball play, which is what he always does. But he didn't make the perfect alpha male basketball player play. Alpha male basketball play is holding that ball to the final shot and he's taking that goddamn shot. He's not giving it up. But I wonder if his ability to kind of like delegate the responsibility and oftentimes maybe not the leadership, but at least like the last second shots. I wonder if that's going to stretch out his career. Because I wonder if he'll be able to let AD take over and he can play second fiddle to AD and be a really effective second fiddle where maybe Kobe wasn't able to do that. Right? Like Kobe still had to be the alpha team. He wasn't willing to like relinquish that star role. Like he's going to need more pieces though. You think? Yeah. They not, they not, they not as loaded. They not as loaded as the Clippers. They not as loaded as the Warriors. Yeah. But maybe the Warriors when they start to come back and the Warriors got to pick. Let Warriors pick that goddamn seven foot one center from fucking Memphis. Um, Wiseman. What's his name? James Wiseman. Who's that? Yeah, James Wiseman. Nah, you're black. James Wiseman. Seven foot one can pass the ball crazy. He only played a year in Memphis. And then I think he got fucked up with the NAACP. Not the NAACP. Who the fuck? NCAA. NCAA. Wait, what happened with the NAACP? James Wiseman. James Wiseman is a beast, yo. Really? Yes. If they get him at number two. Uh huh. They start in five with Curry and Thompson in the back court. Yeah. Wiggins and Draymond and Wiseman in the front court. Oh my God. Wiggins a little soft. No, but Wiggins is a little soft. Wiggins averaged 23 last year. Yeah, but he's soft. Like Jimmy Butler ate him up. That's why I was one of the reasons why Butler couldn't work out in Minnesota because all those guys were soft. He don't need to be a star. All Wiggins got to do is come in there with his skillset. Clay and Steph going to take so much pressure off him. And they back healthy. He probably averaged 25 next year. So he'll be in a swing, man. He'll be like the Harrison Barnes, remember? Yes, man. Yes, yes, yes. Yeah, it's gonna be trickier out there. Still LeBron, you can't count LeBron. I think LeBron got one more in them, bro. I think he got one more year of Pete LeBron. Like he'll take whatever team he's on to the finals. I think one more year. I don't know. I mean, I don't have no reason to bet against him. You know what I'm saying? I don't know if the Clipper got it, man. I think Paul, you want to talk about like mental weakness. I think Paul George got some wills. He's like a tree, dude. He needs to talk to some crystal expert. He really needs to go through the whole Charlemagne transformation. You think so? Yes, because the dude mentally is not there. He's got the physical abilities. That's how I feel about Kairi. Kairi, I think he has delusional confidence the opposite way. Really? Yeah, and I think you need it to be six foot and think that you could be dominant in the NBA. You need to have delusional confidence, but sometimes when you have delusional confidence, you block out all criticism that can help you. Yeah. See, you know, I get what you're saying, because that mental aspect of it takes you to a different level. That mental aspect makes you like a God amongst men. That's Jordan, right? That's Jordin. It's literally like watching. Like if you've ever seen Fantastic Four or just any Marvel, it's like watching thing. Right? Like LeBron is this thing. Oh, he's the Hulk. Which one is thing? The rock guy? The rock guy. He's just such a great physical specimen. He's stronger than everybody. Like he can just ball out. But it's just like Michael Jordan is like cerebral with it. You know what I'm saying? And he has the skill set. Not saying LeBron is not cerebral, because his basketball IQ is through the roof. Yeah. I can't... If you had to see Michael to understand it, you had to see Kobe to understand it. It's just this one little gear that they have. Yeah, like a killer instinct, a will to win. That's just like... It's like Game Five. No. Yes, Game Five. Like you said. I doubt Michael's passing that ball. I doubt Kobe's passing that ball. But guess what? The other thing, if we were watching that game back in the day, we knew the bulls was about to win. You understand what I'm saying? It wasn't up in the air. I'm like, oh, Jordan's gonna... He got this. I remember, as a Knicks fan growing up, you remember when Jordan were coming in the fourth quarter with about eight minutes left, he would get his rest at the end of the third, and then the first maybe like three minutes to the fourth, he'd get a little rest. And he'd come back in and I remember being a Knicks fan going, okay, we're up eight, but Jordan's coming back in. And the entire time, you're terrified. Because you see him slowly start chipping away that lead, chipping away, and you're just hoping that you could hold him off and it's not gonna happen. That's the inevitable. The dude's gonna win. Michael Jordan is like rocky, bro. He's like fucking Hulk Hogan. It's just that he plays a real sport. You know what I'm saying? Real-life superhero, man. You know how Hulk Hogan was getting his ass beat, but you knew eventually. Uh-oh. Uh-oh. You knew eventually that finger was coming and he was gonna kick you in the face and hit you at the leg drop. Same thing with Rocky. You know, eventually Rocky was gonna come back and fucking win that fight. Michael Jordan the same way. And Kobe was the closest thing I saw to that. Yeah, with the killer. I know that LeBron is phenomenal. He's great. I just don't see that in LeBron. And the problem is... That's what he wants, though. I give LeBron, that's what he wants. But I give LeBron respect because he's the first LeBron James. I'm not comparing LeBron to nobody. Yeah. We gotta stop doing that. The reason we gotta stop doing that is because we're not doing him any justice and we're actually discrediting Jordan's legacy. Yeah, but you know we love these comparisons. It's how we make sense of the world, man. It's the conversations we have at the barbershop or just the group text. It's so much fun to have these hypothetical conversations of who's the best, especially in different times. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Right? Obviously they can never compete, so you never really know. But it's an honor to be mentioning it, but I also understand LeBron, like I tried to put myself in his mind, like how does he justify himself being the best, because I think he wants to be the best. He's the best at his era. Without a doubt, this era. Good. I think what he's thinking is, well, Jordan didn't take three different organizations to the finals. Jordan didn't rebuild the team three different times. Jordan didn't have to do this all the time. Jordan had a great coach, right? Jordan had a great organization. I never had a great coach. Maybe one great organization. Two great organizations. I think he's like, I've done more with less. I don't believe that. That's what LeBron thinks. Yeah, LeBron played with Dwayne Wade and Chris Bosch. He played with Kyrie Hervin and Kevin Love. Now he plays with Anthony Davis. Like, come on, man. Stop. Why come with Chris Bosch, bro? Why come with Chris Bosch, bro? You don't think he sees himself as like the best already, though? I think he believes he's the best ever. No, but do you think that he's trying to be better than Michael? I think he believes he's better than Michael. I think he believes he is. I don't listen. This will be one of the few cases where numbers lie. Because LeBron's gonna have all the numbers. But we got eyeballs. You know what I'm saying? And people can say whatever they want about Michael Jordan. Michael Jordan dominated the NBA in a way that we've seen few people dominate any industry ever. And it's literally like everybody like to say, he didn't make the playoffs the first seven years. Who the fuck cares after those seven years when he figured it out and he won, he never lost. He won three in a row, took a break for goddamn half a season and a whole season. A whole season and a half a season and still came back in one, three more. Yeah, I agree. What do you want? Yeah. Like that's the difference. You can't, that's unheard of. It's hard to be compared to Jordan. You shouldn't. You don't compare yourself. You can't do it. You can't, bro. And the sneakers. The sneakers are fine. LeBron's sneakers been trashed. I know people have been trying to make them hot butts. Give it up, dude. I don't think we realized what Jordan means to culture. Yeah. Michael Jordan. Michael is literally a basketball player, a verb, a sneaker. You know what I'm saying? Like Michael Jordan means just, his cultural cashier is just through the roof. And LeBron's is too. But no, it's just like stop doing this. Just stop comparing them. Because LeBron, you'll never give LeBron his just do if you keep comparing him to Michael Jordan. Yo, LeBron had better sneakers than Jordan. Do you think that he's the goat? No. Do you think this generation will admire him in the same way? No. Love. That's the thing. I remember loving Jordan as a kid, man. No. Loving him. Say what? Who's the next basketball player that has better? Penny. Penny and it's not even close. Penny. Yeah, Penny. We don't even call them pennies anymore. We have different names from them because Penny's career kind of went sour. But I mean... Pip Tuto. I would say... Pippen had a couple. I know the fucks with Pipps. Scotty has some joints, man. What do we have? The foam posits. Pull up those Pippen hairs. Yeah, pull them on. Yeah, the Pippen has the second best sneaker collection of any basketball player. Pippen has some good shit, yo. Fire. The foam posits. Alone. How the fuck did you spell Pippen? I can tell you Dominican. Pippen. Pippen. You put piping. Scotty Pippen. Scotty Pippen is a porn name. Oh, look at that. No. No, it was not his name. P-I-P-P-N. P-I-P-P-N. That's what I put. No, you did it. You put P-I-P-P-I-N-G. Then don't let it correct you. P-I-P-P-N. No. P-I-P-P-N. Okay, there you go. The second one, right there. The second one. I mean, all of those are dope, but that one, the joint with the air, those shit was fire. They were all right. I like them. They still trying to flex those. Them shit was fire. Those are dope, too. Those right there, the Nike Air Pippen II. Nah. They come in different colors, though. Nah. They got the white ones like that, but then they got the black ones. Them shit was dope. Oh, the sneakers come in different colors? Yeah, the Nike Air Pippen II. The Nike Air Pippen II. Them shit was dope. Okay, what else did I... They look like track shoes, though. Yeah, those shit sucked, dude. Pippen sneakers are trash. Oh, Killer Mike, positively brilliant. Yeah, go. He opened up a black bank, you know? Yeah. An online black bank called the Greenwood Bank. Talk to me about this. I just love Killer Mike. And tonight, well, we're recording this on a Wednesday. Tonight, he's receiving a first-ever Changemaker Award at the Billboard Music Awards. It comes on at... Well, you've seen it already, but it came on last night at 8 p.m. on NBC. And man, Mike is just so dope. And the reason I love Killer Mike is because, like, I met Killer Mike like 20 years ago when I was doing radio in Columbia, South Carolina. And I had on some Jordan 3's, ironically. And I remember that because they was on promo for Purple Ribbon All-Stars album. And he was like, yo, them 3's cold. And, like, we vibed that whole time. We went out with them that night. And it's just like me and him been partners ever since, you know what I mean? But he is a person who is all about action. Yes. Mike is a person who doesn't care about the noise. Yes. Let him talk. Let him hate. He lets God navigate. You know what I'm saying? Like, it don't matter. I'm gonna go meet with Brian Kemp because I care about my state and my city more than I care about your opinion. Yes. You know what I mean? Yes, yes. Like, I'm gonna go sit with, you know, Colin Noir at the NRA, on the NRA channel. Yes. Because I care about black people exercising their second amendment rights more than I care about your opinion. Yeah. And what you're going to think of the optics of me being on this NRA network. Yeah. That is a man that does not give a fuck about anything but black people. You need to be brave to make change. Yes. Bravery is gonna come with the scrutiny that you receive, you know? And that's why he's a leader. Yes. Leaders simply lead. Yes. They don't ask for permission because guess what? The best way for the people to follow you is to show and prove through actions and deeds. Yeah. So, yeah, people may, for that moment, give you a bunch of hell on social media. Mm-hmm. But then when you turn around and you start executing shit, and then what? Yeah. Now they gotta shut the fuck up. Now they gotta shut the fuck up. And you gotta let them shut the fuck up and you gotta let them come back on board. You can't... He's not shutting anybody out. Yeah. You can't shut anybody out. No. That's not what a leader does either. You gotta recognize the error in people's ways. What do they say profits let people convert? Ooh. On their own. On their own. Like, now I saw the article came out yesterday. Killer Mike has... Killer Mike, Andrew Young, and Ryan Glover salute all of those brothers. They have tens of thousands of people on a waiting list just to sign up to the Greenwood Bank. So, this is brilliant. I love this idea. I didn't even know you could just start a bank. I don't even know how that works. I didn't know you. I mean, that's kind of fire. Hey, do your thing. I'm with it. I'm supporting. Yeah, it's great. So, like, what happens? Like, are they giving out loans? Yeah, all of that. Yeah. It's a bank. I mean, because the way Killer Mike is playing on Breakfast Club, I think it's like 60% of all banking is done online now anyway. Of course, yeah. So, they're launching an online bank. Just like anybody else could have a bank. I mean, the bank that I use, I think, I don't think they have any brick and mortar locations. They may have, like, a big one in LA or something big one in New York, but it's online. And what they basically say is, you could use any ATM and we'll cover the ATM fee. Oh, wow. Because they're like, I'm gonna save money as brick and mortar on Fifth Avenue that I gotta pay $100,000. Yeah. We'll take your little $3 ATM fee. Yeah. That's the future. When do you go into the bank ever? For what reason? You're not gonna look at your money like Scrooge McDuck. There's no reason to go into the bank. None whatsoever. All my checks go direct deposit. They go to my financial team. Like, I don't... And also, if you're gonna get cash, you're probably just gonna hold on to the cash. Put that in the safe somewhere. Hey, you know what I'm saying? It's not like we don't pay taxes. Obviously, we pay all our taxes. Too much taxes. Too much. You know? So, if we get some cash, we just hang on to some cash. Salute the killer, Mike. And salute the billboard for giving them that award. I love Mike. We ought to get Mike back up here, man. Man, Mike is brilliant. Mike is one of my favorite humans on the planet because he literally only cares about the betterment of people, especially black people. Like, he don't give a fuck about nothing else. And he takes it all in stride. And that's what a true leader has to do. Are there people that criticize Mike? I feel like this is the minimum support, at least what I see. I mean, but it's social media, though. That's what you can't put stock in anymore. I keep telling people that. Like, social media is literally the home of all the people who can't criticizing the folks who are actually doing. Oh, boy. And that's what they say. Those who can't criticize, those who can just simply do. Interesting. And that's what God's, like, killing Mike are doing. I respect it. Like, I don't... Like, here's the thing. I'm not... I can't criticize anybody that's doing something that I'm not doing. Like, I see people, they'll criticize Tamika Mallory and Untell Freedom. Like, you know, Tamika and Mallory, they've literally been living in Kentucky. For, like, too much. Because of... Seeking justice for Breonna Taylor. Like, they moved. They were... They're living there. Like, living there. Protesting every day. You know, holding events. And I saw people get upset with them when they did something called Breonna Con or something like that. It was like a weekend where they had different speakers and stuff just to bring attention to it. And people was like, oh, this is disrespectful. Why would y'all name it this? It's like, yo, shut up. The name is what you're gonna have. Look at the fuck they doing to work. Yeah. They're doing the work. That's just... If you think that's lame, but you're okay with Joe Biden hiring battle rappers to campaign for him, then shut... You're being a hypocrite. That was one of the most pathetic videos I've ever seen in my life. I think it's disgusting. Just hire Yellow Payne, man. Yellow Payne is phenomenal. That's what I'm saying. He knows how to do it. Hell, yeah. God damn. He did it effectively. Man, Yellow Payne's so fucking dope. Yes. Just hire him. Take Yellow Payne. The video Yellow Payne already did. Post it. Pay for it to get aired on networks all over the fucking country. Done. That's it. Yes, I agree with that whole heart. You already did all your promo for free when you think about it? Yeah, what a fucking idiot definitely goes to the Biden campaign. And I know y'all get upset with me because y'all think that I'm always on the Biden campaign's ass, but it really does bother me how bad Democrats fumble to goddamn ball. Can I ask you about that real quick? Like, aren't we harder on the people we love? I don't love Biden. The people we're supporting. Yeah, like, I think that's the saying. You're harder on your kids. You're harder on your relatives or whatever like that. You're harder on your best friends, right? If I'm supporting you, I expect a lot from you. Exactly. So, like, the criticisms might get highlighted and people are like, oh, I see so hard on them. And it's like, well, you're harder on them because that's the person that you're going to vote for realistically. So it's like, I need you to come through with some real shit. Stop all the gimmicks. Stop all the fucking pandering. Put the tangibles on the table for the black community. That's how you will energize the black community to come vote. Not by doing battle rap ads. And no disrespect to Charlie Clips and DNA because they did a phenomenal job like they always do. They're super dope. But the fact that the campaign went to them to do that is weak to me. If they had did that on their own and it was organically done, I respect them for doing it. Why don't you help them, man? Why don't you? Why don't you get in there? Why don't you have these conversations? I give them ideas. Like, I told them that they dropped the ball last week because one thing you said, one thing about Donald Trump. Last week, they had the vice presidential debate. If it wasn't for that vice presidential debate, please tell me what the fuck Joe Biden and Senator Harris were discussing last week. I don't remember. You don't even fucking remember. That's because Donald Trump sucks all the energy out of the headlines. You know what Donald Trump does so well? You know what else he sucks. Allegedly, he goes back to his base. Yes. Soon as the VP debate was over, he was on Fox News the next morning. Calling Senator Harris a monster. Give me those headlines. Give me those headlines. Two-hour virtual rally, Friday, Rush Limbaugh's show on the radio. I said fuck. Two-hour sat down. If Iran fucks with us, they'll feel something they never felt before. You know what I mean? Fucking calling. Calling LeBron a hater. Iran is going to feel something they never felt before. They never felt before. God bless you, Donald Trump. Make America gay already. Make America gay already. Make America gay already. Make America gay already. This guy, Donald is crazy. Make America gay already. He is mad. I'm not waiting no longer. Y'all need to be gay now. Yo, that guy, Donald man. But what he does better than everybody is he goes right to his base. He goes right to his base. And don't give a fuck. The Democrats don't do that. They don't go to their base. They do stupid shit. Yo, let's run the battle rap ads. We can combat this with battle rap ads. What the fuck? That shit is stupid. You know what it is? His base is more centralized. Break it down. I think Trump's base, especially his devout followers, he knows exactly what they care about, what they want and how they feel. And really what they care about, what they want and how they feel is Trump. So as long as Trump acts like Trump, he's their superhero. So as long as Mr. Incredible saves the day, as long as Superman goes faster than a speed and bullet, everything's fine. The Democrats don't know what their base is. The Democrats are like, okay, I gotta appease these black folks over here. Okay, there's some gay guys over there. I gotta take care of. Okay, there's the Bernie white people. They don't have one base. They don't have one base. They don't have one base. That makes sense. I can see that. But that's why in this, with this campaign, it couldn't be so unique because you have Joe Biden, who's the older white guy, who can appeal to the same people he's been appealing to for having those middle-class, suburban folk, you know what I'm saying? The working class. And then you got Senator Harris, who can appeal to the black people and the progressives. And those people who are a lot more left-wing, and she's still a centrist at the end of the day. You know what I mean? So it's like she has the capabilities to appeal to a broader coalition of people than Joe Biden or Trump does. And they're not even using her correctly. It's actually stupid. Yeah, like the only thing, go. They haven't been on the breakfast club since the whole presidential campaign, but we know Joe did. Joe, Joe, when either of you ain't black shit. Yeah. But Senator Harris has not been on since she's been named vice president. Why not? You know, since she's been named vice president. Why not? I don't know. She says she's coming, but it's just my point is... I should get Monica and Brandy, though. You did Monica and Brandy. She should have came already. You know what I'm saying? Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's like, yo, Trump goes to his base all the time. Every single time. I read this article. It was the article that came out this week. It was in the New York Times. It says how conservative, how conservative talk radio is turning millions of people into conservatives. The Rush Limbaugh, the Sean Hannity, the Glenn Becks, whoever else is on talk radio. They say they are converting millions of people into conservatives every single day just by people listening to the fucking radio. So what did Trump do? He went and tapped right into that shit. Virtual, right? It was almost like it was genius. The fucking article came out on the Thursday. Trump did the virtual rally that Friday. Yeah. It's like somebody saw that and was like, yo, Trump, you need to call Rush right now. And he was on it for two fucking hours. Just talking shit. Just talking shit. Adderald up. Adderald to fuck up. Yeah, man. Oh, dude, did you see what they posted? They really know what's going on. Go up a little bit, Al. The Biden for president, but instead of president, they take away the peace with the president. And it's hilarious. Trump retweeted that. Bro, I'm telling you right now, November 3rd is going to come down to a photo finish. Really? I think so. Like a photo of like back in the day then wearing black face or something? A man like a close race, man. It's like, who did more racist stuff in college? And your mark has said glow. They don't give a fuck. By the way, they don't give a fuck no more. What do you mean? Yo, positively brilliant. My man, Jamie Harrison, raised $57 or $52 million in the third quarter in his Senate race against Lindsey Graham. Meanwhile, Lindsey's like, let me throw these races. Hell, marriage. Lindsey Graham said, you can go anywhere you want in South Carolina. If you're a black or your immigrant, as long as you're conservative, not liberal. Wait, wait, wait, wait. You didn't see that? No, I didn't understand the headline. Then yesterday... Break it down. So, Lindsey Graham is the what? He's the South Carolina... Senator. He's Senator. Senator. And he says... Right there. ...South Carolina is open to blacks and Latinx. And Latinx folks. What's Latinx? I don't know. Another name for Latino. I don't want to miss... I don't know. Latinx folks, as long as they are conservative, is that the little Mexican girl that's going to be Wolverine? Stop! What? That's great. That'd be diverse. Y'all haven't seen Logan, bro? You know the little Mexican girl? That's a Latinx, bro. Her name is Weapon X. I'm nice with it, bro. She said, play that, carnal. Latinx is a gender-neutral neo-logism. Oh, my God. Weapon X is a gender-neutral neo-logism. Oh, my God. I don't know what the fuck that is. Listen. Enough with the alphabets. Start using some numbers. You know what else Lindsey said? Lindsey said at the Amy Coney Barrett Senate shit yesterday. Whatever the fuck that was. She's a real one, yo. Why? Amy Coney Barrett. I don't know shit about it. What are you going to get her on? There's nothing to get this wrong. I don't think she's doing anything wrong. It's not her fault. Listen. I mean this with all due respect. It's not her fault RBG died. It's not her fault that Donald Trump was in power. It's not her fault that the Republican Senate is in power. They're doing what they're allowed to do under the laws of the Constitution. Lindsey Graham literally said to her on CNN and all the other networks that are airing it. Something about the good old days of segregation. No, he did. Yes, he did. Go back to the Lindsey Graham shit about the Latinx or whatever. Go along. Man, shut up man. What's a Latinx? Is Latinx crazy? I don't know about that. I think it's like a Sphinx. You know, Latinx. Well, I mean, you're Puerto Rican. That's only for I think Mexicans, right? Do we have the video? Is that video? Americans? And then we can pay some bills after this. Is there a video? The other video was funny too when he said that goddamn the good old days of segregation. Lindsey Ladybug Graham. What happened to Mr. Floyd was wrong and people should pay a price. But what's happening in America and all over the country is a war on the police itself. Do I believe our cops are systemically racist? No. Do I believe that South Carolina is a racist state? No. Let me tell you why. To young people out there of color, to young immigrants, this is a great state. The one thing I can say without any doubt, you can be an African-American and go to the Senate. You just have to share the values of our state. I'm asking to every African-American out there, look at my record. I've been supporting historically black colleges and universities and I'm glad President Trump has made it a permanent fixture. Now we don't have to beg every year for the money. I care about everybody. If you're a young African-American, an immigrant, you can go anywhere in this state. You just need to be conservative, not liberal. You know what he's talking about. No, I don't. The other senator, Tim Scott, is a black Republican. Yes. So he's saying if you're conservative, it doesn't matter what you look like, you can go to the Senate. And then he's like, see, you can go anywhere if he doesn't matter. He ain't talking politics though. He did right before. Yeah, but he has to be specific. Because what it sounds like to me is you can be black or immigrant and go anywhere you want in South Carolina as long as you're conservative and not liberal. Now, being from South Carolina, how the fuck are people supposed to know if you're conservative? It's like being gay. Already! What? What? What's going on? But for real, you only do that shit behind closed doors. Well, be conservative? Yeah, be gay or conservative. Is voting or fucking against? We all got conservative values though. I know I got mad conservative values. What's your most conservative value? I love guns and I love capitalism. Let's go! I'm being honest. I'll see you with the red and white hat. By the way, like most rappers, most rappers love guns. That's true. And they love capitalism. That's true. The fuck? That's very conservative. Wait a minute, are we finding out we're conservative? I always know I have conservative values. What's your most liberal value? Most liberal value? I don't fucking know. Maybe rights for women or something like that. That's a value? Yeah. I didn't know that was a value. I think that's a value. I just thought that was human nature. Why wouldn't I want equality for everybody? I can think of a few reasons. What's the reason? Say what? Here you go. There's no reason. You can't let a good joke just sit. Taylor looks at her clock and if it's been 20 minutes and she says something, she just got to say something. Why are you got a dick deep on that? She's sitting there itching. I haven't fucked up a good funny moment. Have it now! I don't know what my good liberal... Let's pull up liberal values, Alex. Liberal values. Women... Let's pull up liberal values and conservative values. Let's see what we align with. Liberal values... You're liberal probably about... Well, Alex can not spell. Alex put liberal values. He's doing a lot. I'll do it a lot. I'm not gonna lie. I'll do it a lot. You know what I mean? Alright, let's see. Liberal are you conservative? Liberal values generally believe... ...in governmental action to achieve equal opportunity and equality for all and that is the duty of the government to reduce community issues and to protect civil liberties and individual and human rights. I'm kind of against a lot of that. Also believe the role of the government should be to guarantee that no one is in need. I agree with that. Liberal policies generally emphasize the need for the government to solve people's problems. Liberals are often referred to as being on the left and put into a political spectrum. Democrat's are usually more liberal. See what I disagree with the most is that it's the government's job to reduce community issues. I do think it's the government's job to protect civil liberties and individual human rights but I don't see how that happens because as we discussed on this podcast before you have to respect somebody's human rights before you even get to their civil liberties. You would also probably say and I think this is where maybe the both of us skew very liberal is like if there is something going on that is a violation of somebody's human rights. Yes. Right? Then the government should... Yes, it should be a consequence of the repercussions. What are you doing? Absolutely. Because sometimes if you leave people up to their own devices they're going to create systems that's only going to benefit them. Absolutely. We need the government to come step in and write that shit. Even when they say the government should be... the government should be the guarantee that no one is in need. I agree with that. I think that there's no reason for another set of stimulus checks not to be cut right now. Yo, you know what's interesting? In an ideal world yeah, we don't have conservative values, right? In an ideal world where everything was even we'd be like, yo, just leave it up to the people. Government, y'all need to do shit. We're reasonable. We'll take care of each other like we need to but unfortunately the world isn't ideal so we need the government to step in and push us towards an ideal world at certain times. So it's normal to have both of those values. Yeah, let's be conservative. I mean, it makes... All right, conservative. Generally believe in personal responsibility, limited government, free markets, individual liberty, traditional American values and a strong national defense. Also believe the role of government should be to provide people the freedom necessary to pursue their own goals. Conservatives' policies generally emphasize empowerment of the individual to solve problems. Conservatives are often referred to as being on the right when you put it into a political spectrum. Republicans are often viewed as more conservative. I don't necessarily agree with all of that either. So I would definitely be in the middle. If those were ass cheeks, I'd be the crack. I definitely would because I do believe in personal responsibility but when you live in a society that has systemically put people in certain positions... This can't be as personally responsible as other people. Absolutely. That's why you... And you know what's interesting, man? That's why the middle is so valuable right now because what you're saying and what I'm saying, obviously we come from two completely different walks of life but we're sitting here, we're kind of agreeing on how we fit into the political spectrum. It's because the left and right has gone so far apart. Too far apart. Now all of a sudden there's this big space in the middle. Back in the day there wasn't that much room in the middle so it was easy to go, ah, you're right. I care a little bit more about equity. I care a little bit about personal responsibility but when they're all the way over here... Yeah. Shit. I need somebody to represent me. Bring those cheeks together, bro. Nobody wants to have a big ass asshole. You know what I'm saying? That's what America is right now. A big asshole. It's just a big, gaping asshole. Bring those cheeks together, man. Tighten it up. Tighten it up, man. Do your butt caggles. Butt caggles. Even when it says believe the role... Butt caggles. Jesus Christ. Like also believe the role of the government should be to provide people the freedom necessary to pursue their own goals. That's almost impossible to do in this country because everybody's not allowed the same freedoms. If everybody was allowed the same freedoms, yes, free for all, baby. Let's go. Made the best man win. Free market. Competition. If I'm better, I get it. If you're better, you get it. Simple as that. Everybody don't have the same freedoms. Black people don't have the same freedoms as whites. Women don't have the same freedoms as men. Openly gay people don't have the same freedoms as hetero people. You know what I mean? Yeah. It's like with any sport. Like, you shouldn't need a ref. You know if you stepped out of bounds or not. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But when you're playing a game, you might lie about you stepping out of bounds so you need some other person to step in and go, hey, bro, you're cheating. Stop it. It's a turnover. Yeah. I think that's what the government should be. I don't think that they should be overbearing, but I think they should step in when you notice some egregious shit that suppresses certain groups of people. That's literally all we're asking for in regards to the police. Yeah. You know what I mean? That's it. Like, how about these police officers have some goddamn consequences to their actions? I think that's where a lot of people get it mixed up is like, I assume the average black person knows that there are going to be black people that are shot and killed by the police just like there's going to be white people shot and killed by the police. I think, and don't let me put words in your mouth, but like, I think black people are going, we just want justice when it happens in the wrong way. That's it. Get rid of qualified immunity. So you fucking with these people's pensions are making, you know, to where, yes, you're going to prison or something. You know what I mean? In cases that aren't justifiable, you know what I mean? Exactly, yes. You go into prison, are you losing your pension? I guarantee that I make people think twice. It's unrealistic to think nobody's going to get killed by the police anymore. And then some situations people have to get killed by the police. 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We might do that in the deep dive. But listen, my church announcement is simply Black Effect Podcast Network. Steve Smith Sr. cut to it. New episode with Michael Vick this week. All the smoke. I don't know who all the smoke has on this week. Matt Barnes and Stephen Jackson. I was on the last episode, though. Of all the smoke. Man, I love that show, man. Yeah. Matt and Steven are so fucking good, bro. Where do they do that out of? I don't know where they do it normally, but they did it in New York. They had to set in New York when I went to go do it. They was here maybe a couple of weeks ago. You know what? When I was thinking of Flagrin II, I tried to get Stephen Jackson. Mmm. Yeah. I spoke to him a little rigid because Flagrin II was originally just like a sports podcast. Sports podcast. And now it's just comedy. It's a lane for that, though. No, there was a lane. We were talking a little bit, but it's hard to get NBA guys to commit to something. I mean, the NBA is really like a cult. And by the way, when you're around NBA players, you really feel like you shouldn't be there. Really? I don't. I'm on five, six. You just feel stupid. You know what I'm saying? It just feels dumb. Do they feel superhuman? Yes, for real. Nobody's supposed to be that tall unless you're in the NBA. When I see people that are that tall and they're not in the NBA, I'm like, you're really just wasted. You're like, God made you for the NBA. That's how I feel about white homeless people. That's just you. That's Paul Boy said a waste of good white skin. Waste of white skin. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Just a waste of height. That's why tall security guards get disrespected so much. Why? They're not disrespecting you because they just don't respect you. They're disrespecting you because they're like, you should have been in the fucking NBA, bro. You should have. You six fucking seven? And you do security? Tell me you play college ball and you blew your knee out of something, bro. Did you at least try? Did you fucking try? I think that's why I didn't respect my ex because he was like six four and he was in the NBA. Six four is six four and not NBA. He was real tall. He looked like a basketball player. But you're five two. So six four looks different to you. Six four ain't really NBA. I promise you he was tall. Yeah, but six four is not guaranteed NBA. No. Six eight, six nine? If you're over six seven. Whoa. You have to try. You got to try, bro. If you're seven foot and you're not in the NBA, you should be shot. What else is there for you to do? There's nothing else to do. I'm not even joking. You can make millions of dollars a year and ride in the bench. What else is there for you to do at seven feet tall? It's unbelievable. It's unbelievable why anybody would do it. I don't want your dumb ass around me. Get the fuck around me, tall motherfucker. How about you? My passion is art. Please. How tall am I? Six two. Two inches shorter than your boyfriend probably in all areas. I'm trying not to use. I'm trying not to use the N word, but you really do have to be like, you tall for nothing ass. I'm serious, man. But black effect podcast network, Nina Turner. We launched Nina Turner. Hello, somebody. Gangster Chronicles is launching this Thursday with who? Who's Gangster Chronicles? Gangster Chronicles is my guys from the West Coast, M.C.A.T. My man still and my man mob James. And they, I feel like the West Coast is so underrepresented when it comes to hip hop podcast. Yeah. But what about, um, glasses Malone? Yeah, we're about glasses. Glasses coming in, glasses coming in December. No sealants. We got roll outs, baby. Oh, my bad. My bad. We got roll outs. It's a real business overhead. Glasses pot? Amazing. I'm going to listen to that podcast. Glasses is one of the most interesting people without even trying. You don't ever talk to, man. Anything that most people agree with. I think I relate to him on that level like literally it's like a natural contrarian. Kindred spirits being that guy, man. But here's the difference. He's a, both of y'all are natural contrarians. But we'll research it. We'll look it up. I'm not going to say all that, but it'll make you think. You know what I'm saying? It'll make you, it'll make you at least think. It's not like just some, I'm disagreeing and disagree. Right, right, right. That's how that glasses is. And he's been like that since I've known him. Yeah. I met glasses. I've known glasses for like, shit, since like 13, 14 years now. You know what I mean? He's like that. Glass type of person will call you. Yeah. And say some shit and you'd be like, hmm. Yeah. You know what I mean? Like, oh, okay. Like, so yes, glasses podcast, no ceiling is going to drop in December, but Gangsta Chronicles comes out this, this Thursday with MC8, Mob James and my man Steel. So who else we got? Teslin Figaro. She's got a new episode out. I love Tes, because Tes is another person that's not afraid to step across the aisle and talk to people that, you know, may not share her ideologies or political views. Mm-hmm. And that makes for great entertainment. Ebony launches on the 21st. We're holding court. Oh, and Ebony's going to be on Real Housewives of New Year. With Leah. Shout to Leah McSweeney. Leah! Shout to Leah. So she's on that show. Now Ebony's going to be on it. Damn. So now I got to watch, huh? We got to watch. I didn't know Leah was on it. Leah, I knew Leah was on it. Yeah. Oh, I didn't know Leah was on it. I'm tripping. I just want to watch to see if people try Ebony because she's not one. I don't want to see that, bro. I don't want to see that. I don't want to see that. She's so sweet though. Yeah, I'm not that. Yeah. I'm telling y'all right now. I'm telling you right now. Whoever's on that show, Ebony's right. As always, you remember that. Okay? Remember that Charlamagne said Ebony is right. Yeah. I don't give a fuck what happens on that show. I'm riding with Ebony K. Williams. Okay? So it's been successful. What? To say the least. What? The Black Effect Podcast Network so far. To say the least. If we can, you know what I mean? Do a little bragging. You know what I'm saying? If you're not going to do it, I'll do it. Talk to me. Talk to me. What is this? We're doing fine. Yeah. You asshole. We're doing fine. Yeah, I mean, you may read some numbers too. I mean, if we want to read some numbers, you know what I mean? Since you asked, I mean, you did bring it up. Yeah, if you want to just tell us what's going on. You make it like you have glasses on. We just had this call Friday. Let me see. I mean, it's just a quick little, a quick little bullet point. Let me see if I can find it. What is it about? You know, Black Effect Podcast Network, 51% black owned. 100% black staffed. 100% black creators. 75% of the revenue flows through the black creators and business owners. So, you know, for me, I think that's successful. Why? You know what I'm saying? To me, I consider that a success and the reason I consider that a success is because I think that is the model. A lot of corporations and companies should embrace. You know what I'm saying? Like companies and corporations should embrace launching these other verticals. Right. You know, with, you know, black people. And now you can really say you're giving back to the black community in a real way. You know what I'm saying? Because, Because you're partnering with them. You're not owning them. It's majority black owned. It's 100% black staffed. 100% black creators and 75% of the revenue going to all the black creators and owners and partners on the network like, Hey man, God is good. That's all I can say. And I, I'm just going to keep putting our good content and we'll see what happens. That's all. Now, what did we say the deep dive was going to be? America. Oh my God. Speaking of people taking their destiny in their own hands. This is the new model, by the way. Okay. Coming to America to the sequel, Paramount had it. I think they shot it for like 28, 30 million dollars. Okay. They sold it to Amazon Studios for 125 million. Nice flip. Coming out on Screamin' Services December 18th. Nice flip. And I read something yesterday where it's like these two ad integration pieces that they're going to put into it with McDonald's and Crown of Royal which is so on brand. You know what I'm saying? But Eddie has to approve them. So that's just more money. Right. This is the future. Yeah. Like what's the point of going to the movie theater? Yeah. I think the movies are done, bro. I'd rather be home. I'd rather be home in my basketball shorts. My fuck-ug house. My-ug house slippers. Laying on the couch. High. Drinking a little wine. Yo, what do you think about this for Amazon specifically? This idea might exist. I don't know if it does, but I'm just throwing it out there. You're watching a movie, right? Eddie Murphy is in the scene with Arsenio Hall. Eddie Murphy has got on a blazer that's fire. You're like, yo, what the fuck blazer is this? You can pause the movie, put your cursor on the blazer, and Amazon will tell you where to buy that blazer. That's too much. I can see that happening. But wouldn't that not be fire? Sneakers? All these other things. And then furthermore, what if you're also watching news? I guess Amazon's mostly like retail stuff, but like it'd be cool if you're watching news and it's like talking about some story. I don't know, Lebanon or something like that. And then within the news, it links you to a bunch of other stories that go deeper on Lebanon. Like I'm just thinking about how you could use these digital interfaces in a way to get information or get products from people. Did y'all ever play, did you ever watch that Netflix show, The Black Marriage Joint, that was like the choose your own adventure shit? Yeah, I've seen it. No, I didn't see the, yeah, a little bit of it. That shit was incredible. Oh no, we watched that shit on, we played that shit. Oh my God. We did that shit for days. Really? Yeah, cause there's so many different scenarios. You played every option? Every fucking option. And even went online to find like the little code to see like different endings and shit like that, like everything. Like me, Van, my wife, Rachel, Dolly, like we went through the whole shit, like a million times. But yeah, that could work. You know what I'm saying? Like you could be watching, coming to America, see some shit, but what would make us know to click on it? We would just see something we like, you know, like you see go out. Cause right now on Amazon, if you pause it, it shows all the names of the characters that are on the screen. Oh yeah, it shows the actors. Oh wow, wow, wow. See other stuff that they're in. Wow. That's the future, bro. It's over. What are you saying? That'd be kind of far. When else could we use that? Like how could, or like, they're even eating a sandwich. They're eating at a restaurant. You see like a dish, and obviously the dish in the movie might not be the thing from the restaurant. But it'd be cool if you go, oh wait, where is that? And then you could actually find where that is, see if they deliver and they get that shit delivered right to your house. Yeah. I'm trying to figure out how these streaming services make money, though. That's what I'm about. Monthly subscription, though. Think about it, $10 a month. Oh, so you subscribe just to watch Coming to America. I mean, Amazon, they make all their money on Amazon Web Services. It's kind of like the cloud. So what they're able to do is lose money on every other part of their business and just continue to grow market share. That's why they don't pay no taxes, because technically they're not making money because they just write off the losses across their other businesses. Would you do one off if you were in Amazon? Would you make it to where you can, even if you don't have a subscription, you can go on Amazon.com and purchase Coming to America. Yeah, you can do that. You can do that. Actually, I don't know if they'll allow you to do that. They are going to. But I know I've done that with movies all the time. If some shit's not on Netflix, I watch it through Amazon. I wonder if Eddie gets back into. Like a piece of every subscription. You would have to. That's Eddie, bro. Eddie, people don't realize why Eddie makes so much money. I mean, Eddie don't have to do shit. Eddie makes money off the donkey from Shrek. Dude. The merchandise, everything. I bet you he made more money off Shrek. than he made off of all his other movie franchises. Possibly. Oh, easily. Possibly? Easily. I mean, that's. Shrek? Easily. That's different money, right? Like, that is the money's different. You ain't seen Mike Myers since. Yeah, he quit. Mike Myers is gone. Mike Myers don't do shit, but live off Shrek money. He don't see Mike Myers do anything. He don't have to. Yo, can you look up how much Eddie made off of Shrek? Or maybe Taylor looking up. Eddie makes money off the merchandise and everything. Austin Powers, right? Yeah, but Austin. Austin didn't make Shrek money, bro. Like Shrek. Kids, dude. Kids is crazy. The one thing that's tricky, though. Think about like this. Kids, back in the day, when there was a movie that you would go watch, you have to take your kids to the movie. So for every ticket the kid buys, there's at least one other ticket purchased by the parent. So you're actually making double the amount of money. There's no way. There's no way that's right. Now, what is it saying up there? Three million. Murphy is really, okay. Murphy, who's really anchored in this hilarious franchise reportedly earned $350,000 for his work on the first film. For I revealed that when all is said and done, Murphy brought in roughly three million thanks to his shares domestic. Oh, so that's for the first movie. Yeah. Okay. So he gets a percentage of the sales. Wow. So he gets money on the back end. Yeah. But we got to see if he's... Oh my God. Jesus Christ. Oh my God. Murphy has been nominated for many awards for incredible prizes. What the fuck? The Nutty Professor, Dream Girls, Norbit. Eddie Murphy is a very successful comedian. As of 2020, Eddie Murphy's net worth is estimated 6.7... Get the fuck out of here. ...billion dollars. That's AwakeTheGradenessWithin.com. I don't know if that's real. Type Mike Maya's net worth in. First of all, there's no way Eddie Murphy's worth is 6.7 billion. Why? You think less? Yes. 6.7 billion? Yo, he's in his fifties and think about it. Think about this. He's in his fifties and he's been making million since he was 18. Bro, Mike Maya's net worth is 200 million. He was 18 when he was doing his stand-up? I think SNL, he was what, 18, 20 or something like that? Yo, I was with Puff this week and Puff said... Puff was like... I was talking to him about Forbes and some shit. And he was like, I'm priceless. And I refuse to be on any of those fucking magazines until they give me the priceless issue. You're like, you don't put no number next to me? That's funny. But what does he worth? 500, 200 million. What is Sean Combs' net worth? Yo, this is so much fun. This is how men gossip. Yes, it is. Yo, look at who got like 800, 885 million. That's a lot of million, bro. 885 million. It's a part of me. He used to say 6 million. It's stupid as this sounds. If you show me that number and 1 billion, I might take the 885 million. It just looks chunkier. You know what I'm saying? 885 just looks chunkier than 1 billion. You know what I'm saying? No. I know. I am taking that 1 billion, bro. Give me that check. We only hear that. Could you see more numbers? That's what I'm saying. It just looked chunkier. You got to put the zeros out. You got to put the zeros out. But I don't care to make a billion dollars. Let's pull up Andrew's net worth real quick. Let's see what I got. Andrew and I'm bossed up. Let me see what I got. He was 2 million in the guy code era. Let's see how accurate this is. What is his base offer? Who? He had three. Are we at three now? But what is his base offer? Because it's not like... I don't know what his base offer is. Who's making this? People also ask, does Netflix have Andrew Schultz? Click on that. Click on that real quick. I said, people also ask, what is DJ Envy's work? Doesn't Netflix have Andrew Schultz? Sorry, but there are currently no movies. Why would they ask that? I don't know. Go to what nationality? What nationality is Andrew Schultz? American. Got him. I told they'd say I am. Look at them haters, bro. Oh, no, they got me. They got me. They got me. This shit makes no sense. How is Netflix in debt? Why the fuck is that on your shit? I don't know. I've probably been talking shit. This is good. Who else we want to know about? You, man. It's Cody Sharla. Yo, let's see Charlemagne. Charlemagne Network. Let's see what you got, bro. Ten mil? Salary three mil? Is that what you get in the breakfast club? No. How much does Charlemagne's Network have? Who owns the breakfast club? How much is the breakfast club? That's not my salary. What is that? That's not your salary? No. More or less? Hey, you know who cares. Nobody cares about those kind of things. All right. My contract's up in December. Who cares about the numbers? It's not about the numbers. Have you not re-signed? Huh? Have you not re-signed? I don't know. We'll talk about it. Okay. We'll talk about it. How's it bringing for 85 South Show? Oh, yeah. We got a shout out to 85 South Show. 85 South Show. What do my guys do? They're always brilliant, but what do they do? Aren't they hosting the Essence Show? Oh, yes. BT Hip Hop Awards. Yes. They're hosting the BT Hip Hop Awards, man. Yo, listen. Once again, it goes back to the coming to America conversation. It goes back to everything we're talking about. I love people who take their destiny in their own hands. You gotta love them. And I cannot wait until the 85 South Show do a movie. And I pray that I got a hand in it when it happens. I'm not. Because those brothers right there, Carlos Miller, Chico Bean and DC Young Fly, they just phenomenal and effortlessly phenomenal and always have been. You know how you, like Duvall is effortlessly funny. Andrew Schoes is effortlessly funny. Those guys, they're effortlessly funny. It's no turn on with them. No. It's just natural, it's organic. It's who they are. They're not trying to be nobody that they're not. And you know what's great about them? They took an opportunity and they made something out of it. You're going to get chances in life. You got chances. You know what I mean? I've, you gave me a chance. You know what I mean? And like, I hope that I've made something special out of it. They got a chance obviously with Nick and they made something massive out of it. You know? So it's like a lot of people get opportunities and then they just go, well, what's the next opportunity? Who's going to give me the next thing? Run with that shit you get. And then, and then his unity is unity and group operation. Yeah. You know what I'm saying? Yeah. Not a lot of ego there. So, hey man. Beloved. I'm sitting there doing the podcast with Andrew. That's why I answered. You ain't talk to Andrew Schultz in a minute. Yo Tex, what up man? I'm Andrew. We're a couple white people. Yo, that's fucked up. I've been sending you nudes. What's going on man? We sitting there doing the podcast, shooting the shit. Plug that in. It's going to go. You can hear me now? Oh shit. So you can hear me in the mic and everything? Yeah. Yeah. We're good. All right. This is tax tone. Tax tone. Tax tone. Say hi to the people. You are plugged in. You are on brilliant idiots right now. How you been man? Who's the new girlfriend man? Oh man. I got a girl man. It's pretty serious dude. It's pretty serious. I might have to lock it down for a lifetime. She's from Nigeria. She's from Nigeria bro. I'm so proud of you man. I took over the land and just pulverized it for all the natural resources. We used to just go back and get back to the Nigerian community. I'm pretty sure we're happy like. Hey bro, you know what I'm about? Niger, you know? And SARS. Shut the fuck up. How you been here man? How you doing man? Man, I'm good. You know what I mean? I'm just trying to avoid the bookings. What the bookings? Yeah. Would you see this week that interest you bro? What you said? Would you see this week that interest you? Yeah. I see shit there. It's just Supreme Court is a whole bunch of bullshit. It's like who gives a fuck about the Supreme Court? Is Supreme going to put out a new collection at this point? It's like this shit is boring. This whole country is just going up in the flames. Think about just moving to Russia. You going to Russia dude? Why Russia? Listen, Vladimir said he already got the kill. I don't know why we neglected this man. He did say. He only lied a couple thousand times. The presidents lie way more than that. Russia definitely said they got the vaccine already. And it's ready for international use. And it's this. When we use Russian vodka, we can't use they medicine. That's not a bad point. I think we need to give Vladimir a chance before we give Trump a chance with his vaccinations. He's been kind of quiet hasn't he? He's been quiet lately bro. I don't think he's trying to bring attention to himself. He's been quiet. He got all his actors just getting busy right now. He's got. But man, Proud Boy propaganda on foot of land and shit. Hey, are there some Proud Boys in jail? Who are the Proud Boys? Yeah. There's one Proud Boy in my house right now. He's Muslim. What? He's a white Muslim, white Muslim neo-Nazi. You know, you got to turn Muslim for protection in jail. So he's like, um, he got like neo-Nazi tattoos, but he's Muslim. Really? I thought you turned Muslim for the food. There's not that many white people like all right. So, you know, like maybe like if you go to another street, then he'll be all right. He would go back to his natural habitat. You know, they could talk about the coal mines and stuff like that. But, you know, ain't no coal mines in New York City. So he don't got nobody to talk to him. So he ended up taking a shahada turn a Muslim for protection. The Muslims take anybody in New York. You can be a rapist, child molester. They'll just snatch you right on up. Just put on a kulfi and you're safe. Well, that's the whole point of the Muslim faith though. Right? Like they post to take the worst of people and turn them into the best of people. So that makes sense. That's what it is. But in New York, it's just a kulfi. That's a kulfi. As soon as they leave, they take the kulfi off. They go right back to look, search with a chow pouring on a deep web. Who's the strongest in the jails now? Like the bloods, the crypts, the Muslims? What is it? What you saying? What's the what? Who's the strongest out of like in the jails now? Well, in New York City, crackhead bloods. We got crackhead crypts today. You know what I mean? Like everybody's on crack. You know what I mean? They're like motherfuckers is on all kinds of exotic drugs. You know what I mean? Everybody's stressed out. People, parents died from Corona. So you know what I mean? Like nobody knows what they're getting out because the court system is just shut down. Everybody's just being held up on a case. And so people here is like really stressed out right now. Damn. And they don't, I bet you they don't have y'all doing no type of mental health, you know, therapy or nothing. I've been trying to see mental health for a couple of months now because I don't even know if I need to see them. But I'm like, maybe I need to talk to somebody. I don't talk to people in here. So when I realized a minute ago when I started podcasting, that was my therapy. Be talking to people like just get out that I was keeping inside. You know what I mean? Yeah. I mean, one of your, one of your best episodes to me was when you had that therapist on. I can't remember the young lady's name. Oh, yeah. Maya Petaford. Yep. Yep. Yeah. Yeah. She said that because like speaking of my certain things, maybe you want to speak more. That's what I've been trying to see. I'm like trying to see mental health since I got here. Like no one cares. Like it's just like, okay. We'll put you on the list. And then you'd be like, yo, when's the like set date? Like I just asked recently, I think he said that the next day for me was like December 20th. I was like, well, by that time, I might just decide to kill myself. You know what I mean? So like, you know, do you know how you're a kid? Damn. I mean, they should take those type of, they should take those type of, what's the word? Threats? No, I don't want to call it a threat. Request. Yeah. They should take those type of requests serious. You know what it is, is that what I've realized is that I didn't really realize how, how crazy mental health was until I was like, listen to you. And then I've seen the people listen to it. Mental health is definitely a serious issue. Like there's people in here that have a lot, a lot of problems, you know what I mean? And you really don't realize it. Like it's people in here that talk to the wall. It's people in here that don't talk at all. It's a dying headache that just said that he's like, yo, I don't know what they're talking about. Like I love my family. And you can tell he's genuinely serious. Like he's actually confused about what he's being charged for. You know what I mean? And just seeing that made me realize the thing is that maybe having maybe two, the programs need to be a little bit bigger here. Like there's a lot of like bullshit that goes on or right this time. I'm like, this place is like goofy. Like the building I'm in right now in Manhattan, they talking about shutting it down, talking about the coronavirus spread. They supposed to power us all up in three, four buildings. I said that shit don't make sense. Wouldn't you? Wouldn't it be smart to separate us then to keep us piled up on top of each other? You know what I mean? They don't give a shit though. But DLC don't really, they don't do, ain't too much sense at the high odds, you know what I mean? The sad part about it is man, those establishment should be correctional facilities. They should be places where people actually go and, you know, become better versions of themselves. So mental health requests should be granted. You know what I mean? They should have physical fitness in the gyms. They should be getting your diet right. Like why put you in an environment that's going to make you crazier? You know what's sad is thinking about it. The people that actually really want to correct themselves in here. It's a large amount. They really want to go home and do right and they want to get jobs. They want to learn trades. They want to change everything about themselves. The thing is that it's really no business. They don't have any programs. You get let out of jail as soon as you get let out. You're trying to do the right thing for a little while, but then something in my interest, you can't get hired there because it's a part of the law that they don't have to hire someone. That's a part of prison reform and people need to take more serious there. They should allow these Fortune 500 companies to hire talent and get them to train in jail, get them to proper training and then when they come home, put them through like a probation period that if you do correctly four years straight, they don't know what the college did because they just were in bad financial situations. Like I know you remember that Jay Z Baldwin, he said we doing crime because we not doing fine. That's right. 95% of the people in it, they not doing crime because they just want to be doing dumb shit. They doing crime because they're fucked up. You know what I mean? Damn. That's one of the biggest part of prison reform that people need to look at. It's like really actually getting pro. Why wouldn't these companies, if they gave them some type of tax break to take 300 fellows, they got trained on how to do a specific job to come home and work for them and then they do a probation period for a year and a half or however long it is and they don't get paid as much as the person who actually went to school for it and then after the probation period is done, they actually get that amount that they deserve. They should do that because I'm telling the majority of people will actually do it. They just don't know any route. They don't know anything else but what they know. Nobody's putting the education in their face. They come in and drop books on people and read and say they did something right but if nobody did, actually tell these people what these books are for, what they could learn from this book, what they could do to change their name or what they could do to open a business, they're not going to read it. You know what I mean? So it's like, you know, and a lot of things is a lot of the 40 year olds out here act just like services in it to like change. They don't really care about change. They need to read a recidivism to be hot so people would come back and keep the prison system going. You know, as people are sitting in their country homes right now, they're sending them off as many as getting paid for me being on right design. So, you know, they need people ahead. Right because it's a private prison? What would you say? It's a city prison. It's a city prison but it's like weird shit. You know what I mean? But like, you know, the commission and like the people really run the cells, they don't even, they don't come here. They sit in their houses in Rhode Island, you know what I mean? And dictate what goes on down here. They hire a couple black people, give them like captain jobs or deputy jobs. They still don't run a show. You know, at the end of the day, it's just a white person that went to school. It doesn't know anything about that. Like, you know what I mean? Criminal behavior is based on the circumstances that you put people in. You know what I mean? If they put Andrew Schultz right now and they take everything from Andrew Schultz and you give him an apartment in Brownsville, Andrew Schultz might be folk next week. You know what I mean? Possibly. It's like. Our Brownsville could be gentrified. Yeah. You guys might be drinking old milk lattes. Because you might have a certain amount of intellect where you know what to do. They don't teach other people. But the thing is that in the community, they don't know. Even if you go to school, public schools in our neighborhood, they teach us the same things. They teach us in jail. When you go up north, plumbing, carpentry, which is good trade, but they teach the same thing in the schools in the neighborhood. So if you're teaching a prison is the same thing. You're not teaching nobody how to own a company. You know, some people have not made you a laborer. So they might be mentally involved in that. They're not giving us all the opportunities and different possibilities to do something different. You know what I mean? It's just, you know, these are your five things. You're going to, you're going to go rap. You're going to be a comedian. You're going to do this or it's over for you motherfucker. You know what I mean? Or you're going to play ball run up and down a court. You know what I mean? It's not too many places to go for it. So it's like, you know, it's like Big said, even if you string a crack rocker, you've got to wake a chump shot. It's like three more places you could go now because of that. You know, maybe you could go be funny or something, but besides that, it's not too much entertainment. You know what I mean? It's not too many black academics. Look at the United States of America. We lack engineers. This country should lack engineers. This is why ancient made in the U.S. no more because why should you have to pay that much to be an engineer for free in this country? Now we got to go to India and China to go snatch foreign students up and to teach them and then they come over and get the education, learn everything and they get back to their country. Now it's made in India and China. But you can teach some of these Negroes all right because I want to be an engineer or upstate New York or wherever it might be, you know what I mean? But they don't, they don't, there's no, there's no money in rehabilitation. Exactly. They need the real. Damn, y'all. That was the best day out of jail PSA I heard in a long motherfucking time. I'm not going to jail, man. Yeah, I hear a lot about reform and how to be violent. Sometimes they think they say, no, I'm fine on the sentence. I'd be like, yo, but what about the guy who ran in his house in New York? Somebody running the house in New York and you bust his head and you still going to jail for it? Yeah, they don't have to stand your ground low. They don't have to stand your ground or shit like that. Mm hmm. They don't have to. They don't even have stuff to fix. Thank you. Good bye. Yeah. That was taxed on, you know, I'll be feeling bad because it's just like, yeah, when you call, you know what I'm saying? It's like you want to pick up the phone, you might make a person's day when they're in jail. You know what I mean? Yeah, you want to like make them laugh or that kind of shit. That gets old. You look a little depressed. You look a little down. I'm down, man. I was listening to that, you know? I'm not used to, I don't know, all my interactions with the tax before were just been like jokes and busting balls. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Green juice recipes. Hmm. It's about back memories for Taylor. Why? Oh, she used to press for her man. Why do you want me to be like? What happened? What happened? I don't understand what kind of girl you're trying to make me be. I don't understand what you're trying to do. Right? That's what you mean? That's what you mean? That's what you mean? That's what you mean? Poor, like, I don't know what you do. What do you mean? What kind of life do you want me? So you never dated a guy in jail, Taylor? No. Wow. I have a father, sir. Like a very... What does that mean? As in... What does that mean? What does that mean? What does that mean, though? As in, like, my father raised me very well, like, has successful business, all that. Like, why do you not think that I want to have... So if your dad wasn't there, you would date guys that go to jail? No, I'm not saying that either. That's not for anyone that doesn't have a father. I'm just saying, like... You're already shitting on all the fatherless women. Don't backtrack now. You did, bro. You did. Taylor. No, I didn't. I'm just saying, for me, having a two-parent house, so I feel like that helped with my... I do believe that you uphold all the stereotypes of a girl that did have an active... A black woman? As a black woman, yes. That did have an active father in life. Now, some might say that girls without a father are extremely skilled in the bedroom, if you will. So does that mean... I didn't say that. No, but does that... But does that mean that you may lack that because of your strong relationship with your father? No. I'm just saying some say that. That has been said. It's been said. Who said that? It's been said. People have been, you know, said that. I will say one of the biggest fears, though, is, like, you can be a great father and raise your daughters, you know, A1, and then they'll still be pressing five for somebody in the future. That's true, too. Yeah, but that's the thing. You got to... That's really rough. That's a rough thing. But I'm going to be there for my daughters because I don't want them... You want to have some? Yeah, if I have some daughters, that'd be awesome. I'd love to have them. Are you hitting it wrong? Well, you know, I mean, sometimes... If you don't wear a mask... If you don't wear a mask, why would you wear a condom? Exactly. I'm not wearing a mask but rubbering up. You know what I mean? Shooters, shoot. Shooters, shoot, baby. Shooters, shoot. Usually on the belly, but... We got any more ads? I don't know. Okay, let's do some shit you won't care about next week. What are we not caring about? Shoot them, Taylor. Let's go. Shooters, shoot, Taylor. Let's go, Taylor. Okay. So, back on, like, if you want to talk about the politics with Trump... That don't say nothing about no Trump right there. That says LAPD... Investing... Oh, okay. We're going right there. LAPD investigating Dr. Dre's strange wife for alleged embezzlement. City Boys, we out. Let's do it. Oh! City Boys, we out. Stop stealing money. Stop stealing our money. Okay? You steal our money. You have to cling. Somebody asked a question. Envy asked me that this morning. Envy said, so if your wife goes into your account, is that stealing? If we're getting a divorce? Yes, it is. Yes, it is. If we're together, it's not. That's our money. But if you want to leave me, that's my money. If you want to leave me, that's stealing. Mm-hmm. So... Let the police do their job. Yeah. Investigate. Investigate the hell out of her. All right, let me see. Kanye looks to be following the steps of a certain someone who often tweets that incorrect information. Oh, please stop this. The rapper and presidential nominee tweeted out incorrect presidential election results from Kentucky, where he did make it onto the ballot. Come on, come on, come on. That's clown shit. I'm not... I just think at this point this clown shit will con you. I'm not gonna lie. Like, I don't understand your angle. Like, I really don't get it. We're not taking him seriously. Yeah, it's corny though. And it's wack because he doesn't even realize the damage that he's potentially doing. Like, if he was really serious about running for president, hey, do your thing, but it's all ego, man. He's doing that shit just because it garners him attention. And what he posted wasn't even real. He said he got 19% of the vote in Kentucky. Come on, Kentucky. It's like, stop. Kenneth Walker on CBS this morning, I thought that was good. I really liked what he said. What he said, he said, I'm a million percent sure that nobody identified themselves. He's a licensed gun owner. What'd he do? He was on Gale King. And Gale King was like, I didn't know, he said, I didn't know it was the police. He said, I grabbed the gun, didn't have a clue. He said, if it was the police at the door and they said, where the police? Me and Brianna didn't have a reason at all not to open the door to see what they wanted. He was like, why would I think it was the police? He said, why would the police be coming to my house? You know what I'm saying? Which is true. They didn't find, they didn't know guns, no drugs. Kenneth Walker's never even been to jail. It was his first time ever even being arrested. So it's like, he's like, why would the police be coming here? So I don't understand why we're acting like anybody who respects their two A rights would not have done the same exact thing if they were in Kenneth Walker. That's why you have the two A. Exactly. Exactly. Oh, Tory Lane's court hearings. Oh, did we talk about Tory being officially charged? Nah. Yeah, he got officially charged. What are they charging with? I don't know. I don't even know. But what did he get? Like, is it juvenile or is it? I don't know. I don't know. First of all, first of all, is he tall enough to go to jail? First of all, can we talk about, can we talk about this paragraph, Taylor wrote. I didn't write it. Inside the courtroom, you're a liar. I didn't write it. I didn't write it. You're a liar. You're a liar. You're a liar. You're more exclusive from the morning. Okay. We were there when the judge allowed him to push back his arraignment to November 18. The same day, Megan V. Stallion is said to release her fashion oval line. Is that true? That's what it said in the paragraph. I just... Where did you read that? This thing called Topic Pulse, and they sent me the emails about turning Topic. That's real? First of all, that's a coincidence. The judge picks the date. The judge is not involved in Tory Lane's and Megan V. Stallion's shenanigans. I did feel like it was... I loved how Megan dropped her op-ed about protecting black women on the same day of Tory Lane's hearing. I thought that was good. Synergy. We call it synergy. I thought it was good. I thought it was good. The judge also ordered Tory to stay away from Megan V. Stallion, approving a protective order request made by the DA. Amen. I don't know what to say in that situation no more. You know? What? I mean, I never knew what to say to begin with. Yeah, we just got to wait and see, man. Tory fans, Lane says something. You say what? I mean, Tory's been operating as if... You love Tory Lane. Tory Lane... Absolutely don't. You do. I think he's a talented... Don't remember. I think he's talented as an artist, whatever. Yeah. But, no, you're not gonna shoot my girl Megan and think that I'm not gonna rock for her. That's all. Cardi B. Nudes leaked. Yeah. You didn't see him? Wait, you... Did you want to make a comment when you say... Would you like to see him? What did I say? On Cardi B's birthday, you're like, how come we don't get as mad with the celebrities? I think we spoke about it. Oh, no, did we not? Oh, no, no, no, I was just talking about, like, you know, Cardi had a party. Big party. And I'm like, yo, okay, Trump has his rallies, Lakers have their celebrations, Cardi has their parties. People make, you know, excuses for when they want to gather. Only the Republicans can get Corona, bro. You know that for a fact. It does seem that way though. I mean, that's how the news portrays it. You can only get Corona if you're a Republican man. What you about to pull up? I think you're about to pull out the nude leak. Here's the thing. People are making fun of her areola. I'm trying to figure out how you leak a nude. I mean, she posted herself. She did by accident. How though? She said she was like showing Offset something and then she posted it. Posted it? I don't believe in that. I think she's just... I think she's... Does she have only fans? So what is her only fan show then? Oh, she has only fans? Yeah. I don't know. What else we got? Anything else? I can't say I care about any of this this week. I mean, the areola was impressive. You got to see it. It covers almost the entire breast. What do you guys think about the Megan Thee Stallion SNL? Oh, not SNL. In The Times. Talking about it. I didn't read the whole thing. I mean, from what I heard, I thought it was good. Like I mean, she said I'm not afraid of criticism and protect black women. Shouldn't be controversial. I don't think it is. I don't think protecting black women is controversial. Who's pushing back against that? Who's saying, no, let's not protect black women? I think... I do wonder what the narrative has to be in order for us to change that though. Like when will black women feel respected? When will they feel protected? And who are they looking to respect and protect them? You know what I mean? Because if they're looking for this society, if they're looking for this government, that's probably never going to happen. But if they're looking for it amongst each other, you know, amongst ourselves as black people, yes, definitely, you know? I think we all can do a better job of supporting each other. Who's disrespecting black women more, the society or government or like... rappers? Both. The reason I say both is because it's a lot of learned behavior. You know what I'm saying? Not even just black women, just women in general. You know what I'm saying? Like, America is a crappy place for women. It has been historically. It's the best place on the planet for women. Where else are women going to go? It might be crappy compared to men, but compared to any other place in the world. Yeah, but if you... I mean, I'm just talking about historically. You don't want to be a woman anywhere else. I'm just talking about from an entertainment perspective. If you go back and you look and it's hip-hop, it's rock and roll, it's movies, it's porn. Like... Women get disrespected. Not in lesbo porn. Shit. Lesbo porn is all sensual. Depends on... Depends on what one of the lesbians are. Have you seen some lesbo porn that I have not seen? Man, Google nut ass lesbo porn channel. Watch what you see. You gonna see women spitting in each other's mouths. Love it. Love it. I'm just saying, America's been a rough place for women, man. I understand it. I mean, that's true. You haven't been. The world has been rough for women. The world has been rough for women. God gave you a trickier thing. Nah! God gave you all periods, yo. God gave you the responsibility of having babies. Like, God put you in a position. It's really tough. Mine are tough. Mine are tough on women. But we're tough on you, but we're also very protective. We're also very loving. We're also very considerate. Who? Me. You know what I mean? Me. Andrew Schultz is out here being considerate than a motherfucker. We're not saying all men. I'm not saying all men, but for the majority-wise, it's contradicting for the most part. Both ends, though. Right. What do you mean? It's kind of thinking of what women want from a man, too, though. Two different kinds of women, though. You have a black woman and a white woman. Seriously, what is the essential thing you all want from a man? If you had to pick one thing essential, think about the year we're in. This is essential. Essential. Essential. The need. That one thing you need to have a functioning relationship, yes. Seven-three-quarters, eight in the summer. Consideration and respect. Consideration and respect? What about you, Paige? Trust and love. Trust and love. I mean, by the way, consideration and respect, trust and love should be so easy for a man to give a woman. What man are not doing that, man? Fellas, y'all need to step it up. Because they have... That's bare minimum. But they have insecurities, though. We'll stop being ugly all the time. Nah, I'm joking. And that's the problem. You said what? You said a lot of women don't know what they want, and that's the problem. That's the bare minimum, though. Paige said a lot of women don't know what they want, but trust, would you say, respect, love? Consideration. What is consideration? Define consideration. When I say consideration, I'm talking about, like, I'm a working woman and consider, like, I have other time than just trying to, like, cater to you. Yeah. And I've dealt with men that just think that because I'm a woman, I'm supposed to cater and forget my job and they're here and I should just be happy. But you're probably disrespectful. You're probably like, yo, if you step your game up and make more money, then I wouldn't have to work and then I could be home. I can see you doing some disrespectful shit. Why? I can see you doing some disrespectful shit like that, Taylor. I have told a guy that he's not ambitious enough. He's not ambitious enough. He wasn't. He's not ambitious enough? Why would you want him to be more ambitious? Ambitious. Oh, ambitious. Okay. Right. So, so, so what happened? How did you articulate that to him? I literally say it just like... You're not ambitious enough. Why? He was just having a conversation and like, I just felt like I saw potential in him and he just wasn't like... All he wanted you to do was download his mixtape on SoundCloud. That's not what he was. You had the nerve to tell him he's not ambitious enough. Who is this? That is all he wanted you to do is share it. Which one time could you tweet it out for me that he's not ambitious? That is so... That's foul. That's really foul. Was he from Philly? No. He's from New York. No, he's not. Yes, he is. No, he's not. No, he's not. We're ambitious over here, y'all. Okay. We're ambitious over here. But, I mean, he taught me a lot for the most part. How to disrespect a man, how to make him feel insecure. It's when I first moved to New York. So, I know about the like the trains and stuff. So, he taught you shit that you could google. Google maps. Yeah. That is a good point though that you're asking like shit that y'all want. How can you feel 100% respected? But there's a lot. It's not just a list. Why don't we start with one? Why don't we start with one? Love should be the foundation. Trust should be the foundation. No, love. Why? Respect is the foundation. Because love is encompassing of all those things. Trust. Respect. I could love it. No, no, no. I think it should be trust because I could love you. You ain't ever really been in love. I'm not gonna be faithful. Why? I'm not even gonna say that. You've never really been in love. Why do you think that? Because I dump guys easily? Yes. Really? Do you still do you love any of those guys that you dumped? No. Exactly. Because when you really love somebody, you never stop loving them. No, no, no. I have more self worth than what the fuck. Exactly. Your worth is that way. What happened? What happened? I'm trying to try to listen to women, bro. This is how you listen to them. They say shit. You take a couple words and you tell them what they should be thinking. And they do it. That's it. Repeat what they say. No, no, no. I have more of my self worth. They disrespect me. Why would I keep them? Because I love them. But you never love them and they never loved you. That's it. I'm telling you, when you really love somebody, I don't think you ever stop loving them. That's not true. I don't believe that. That's not true. I don't think it's real love then. That's not true. I don't stop loving these chicks, man. I have a lot more. Stop loving girls before. By the way, how could you ever really have love and respect for a woman when you are a kid who's impressionable as shit listening to Snoop Dogg say, but I don't love these hoes. I don't love these hoes, man. But that was one thing I've always disagreed with Snoop Dogg about from the beginning. I've always loved him. I've always loved him, dude. Loved him. Yes, it was odd to me. I've always loved him. It was odd to me. You hear what I'm saying? No, this is between love and in love. You could always have love for somebody. Yo, you know what's weird about Snoop Dogg? You got me twin to hear you. What's weird about Snoop Dogg? That first album, right? Doggy Style. Doggy Style, right? He said, he was talking about we don't love these hoes, right? But if you look at the album art, the girls are kind of shaped like weeners. Huh? Look at the album. All right, we're just dogs with fat asses. You can't, but what type of dogs were they? Weener dogs. You can't say we don't love these hoes and have all the girls look like weeners. That's a little sus. That's a little sus. Spacious. Bring it up. Bring it up. Bring up that album art. I never thought about it. We might have to do some snooping ourselves. Okay, we might have to do some snooping. Snoop Dogg album art. Doggy Style album art. Look at all this. Yo, how the fuck you spelled dog wrong, Alex? Look at this. Look at this. No, it's one girl. It's a girl. It's a dog with a fat ass. No, you don't know if there's a guy or a girl, bro. Hey, man, let people be progressive. I mean, Snoop Dogg Doggy Style. No man has a leg like that, though. I see a nice doggy ass. That is a nice dog. That's a nice dog. Yeah, that look like that goddamn sheep on Instagram. Yeah. You seen that fat ass sheep on Instagram? That sheep got a dump. I want to know who the dog catcher was after. Yo, I just noticed that his dog's on the roof. Scrolling that picture. It's like three dogs on the roof. What are they saying? I don't know. Like tap the picture. Like you don't see the dogs up there? Yeah. They're there on top of the thing. What are they saying? Fucking perverts. Yeah, they're watching, bro. Dude, these album titles, these album covers were problematic back in the day, man. I mean, everything was problematic back in the day. It wasn't good if it wasn't problematic. Oh, they had that? And I wouldn't change it for the world. Neither would I. I wouldn't bring it back. Now, listen, by the way, if I ever knew that we would have gotten to this point, I'd have got a lot of other shit off back then. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. That's a good ass point. That's a lot of words I didn't use. You didn't use them enough. We had time to use them, but we didn't take advantage. And now we can barely say anything. I don't want to. I'm not only want to. I can't even say Latinx. What? Stop. Latinx? Latinx, man. Latinx, man. What else? What's a Latinx, man, bro? I'm telling you, that's that little Mexican girl who's going to be Wolverine. Latinx, man. We do need more diversity in Marvel. Yes, we do. We need some Latinx, man. We need some Latinx, man. Say what? There is a Spanish. But by the way, Marvel, all jokes aside, why isn't there a Latinx, man? The Mexican girl, that's Wolverine. No, they should have, like, they should have a Latin group of mutants that come together to be the Latinx, man. Okay. You know what I'm saying? I'm with you then. What can they do? What are they really good at? They wear white pants. I mean, it's Latin Marvel superheroes now. It's not a lot of them. But like, what would their X-Men powers be? I'm not telling you what powers we got. You're an ass-ca-iddy. Where were they? From You ever know how would you want humans to evolve? To read a little better than that. That was a tricky-ass reading that you did right there. It took you a while to get to those five words. Yeah. Or seven words. I like how humans are evolving now. I like to see humans evolve more mentally and emotionally and spiritually. I think that is the next evolution of human being. Like, I was reading Deepak Chopra's book, Meta-Human. Game! Already! And that's what he talks about. He talks about the next evolution of human beings are going to be like meta. You know what I'm saying? It's all mental. It's all Like, there's a connection that's spiritual. Yeah. It's a cosmic consciousness that we're all tapping into. Are you talking about that? You think that we have that already? You think that, like, like, I think we're getting there. I think we're getting there. No, I've heard you type that talk. Like, there's some sort of like collective conscious that we all can tap into. Oh, yeah. Absolutely. I mean, I feel that way now. I feel like I can literally tap into whatever I want to tap into into the universe at any given moment. Like, I can literally silence all the noise, shut everything down and like tap into other dimensions, talk to people from other dimensions and like, really have a sense of clairvoyance to see exactly what's next. But in order for me to be able to tap into everything in the world, meaning like, I can't listen to the opinions of nobody else. I can't go on social media. I literally got to just sit still. And when I, when I sit still and get into a place of like meditation and I just like, like deep dive into my mind, the shit I come out with is just like, boom. And people are, you know, maybe criticize this, but I think they like, we can all agree that when we stop for a second. Yes. And just let our creativity come up with our best ideas. 100%. You know, it's like, you know how like when you're in the shower, you always come up with good shit. And it's because you don't got your phone in the shower. That's right. You don't got your TV in the shower. You don't got your music on. You got nothing but your thoughts. That's right. And I forget about all them shits by the time I dry off, but dreams are good too. That's why I keep a no pad by my bed. Even if you don't wake up and remember the whole dream, just jot down what you remember. I guarantee you'll be able when I wake up and I remember something from it. I write it down immediately because I feel like it's something I'm supposed to have. I feel like you travel to other dimensions when you sleep. So when you come back with that, that's something you're supposed to have. You can have some knowledge. Speaking of that, Lil Sunboy wants to know if you could change your alter one historical event, what would it be? The what? I wouldn't fuck with none of them. If you could change your alter one historical event. I don't think you want to fuck with history. Without having any like, yeah, that's the tricky one because you also, you always want to go back. I mean, you can say that as a black dude, but as a white guy, I can't say that answer. You know? Like, I can't be like, I wouldn't change a single thing. Even as a white person, you may want to though because we don't know how this is going to end. Right. You like, eventually. It's like Avengers, right? Yeah, eventually everybody got to re-put their soul. That's the thing. I would want to, you know, make a world that was wish there wasn't slavery, wish there wasn't the Holocaust, like I wish there wasn't people starving all around the world. Obviously I would try to change all those things. I would have to, this is what I would really want though. Let me see. I would also change girls second toes longer than their first. Because you all have them? No, I don't like that that much. You don't like the second toe longer than the first? Why? Are you into that? I don't even know what the fuck that means. Like when girls have a second toe longer than the first. What does it matter? I just don't like that that much. I would change that. You know what I'm saying? Like let me go see what all the other timelines look like. So if we change this. Then what happens? What happens? You know what I mean? If it's something we can live with, if it's something that makes things better, great. If not, eh. Yo, what, okay, what about this, Charlemagne? What happens if, what happens if we change slavery, there's no slavery, and then white people end up dominating the NBA and hip hop. Could you live in a world? Sure. Young and hot as shit. Give us all the other presidencies. But no, you never come to America. Oh, that means Africa would be the most continent on the planet. Wouldn't even be close. Africa, yo, can you imagine if American black culture in Africa, Africa would be phenomenal. All our resource, all the resources that Africa has, it'd really be Wakanda. Maybe they, y'all would be begging to come to Africa and we'd be saying no. Well, there's still, there was still black people in Africa. It's not like, it's not like Africans got rid of all the guys who were good at like rapping. Well, it's debatable, you know what I mean? That's how they decided. I mean debatable, I don't know. I mean, there hasn't been a lot coming out of it since. We've just, now you got some great African superstars in the NBA now. Oh, that's right. It's going to be interesting to see what happens with the African NBA League though. Yeah, they're doing NBA. Yeah. I think it's called the BAL if I'm not mistaken. Okay. What else, Taylor? Someone wants to know if we're going to talk about NBA, they want to know Malcolm underscore flex. Did God, he wants to know if LeBron played in Jordan's era with, we'd be talking about Jordan the same way. Yes. We'd be talking about Jordan the same way. What do you mean? As in like, like will LeBron eclipse Jordan if he played in this era? Yes. I think Jordan would still be dominant. Yeah. I agree. LeBron is incredible. Listen, but it's not like, I don't want to say it's not like Jordan hasn't played against a person like LeBron because he has just in different people, right? He's played against Magic Johnson. But Magic didn't have the physique like LeBron, but then Jordan played against Carl Malone. Carl Malone definitely had the physique like LeBron. I always say Carl Malone and Magic Johnson had a nut ass and fucking had LeBron James. I've always said that. You know what I'm saying? LeBron James to me is the baby. I've always said that. Magic Johnson and Carl Malone come together and create LeBron James. The ball handling and the physique. Yes. Absolutely. Absolutely. Absolutely. But I still think Jordan dominated. Yo, y'all act like Jordan didn't dominate Hall of Fame was bro. Yeah. Like what do we talk about? These are great teams. Like New York Knicks had a great team. Chill, chill. Fucking the Pistons when he finally overcame the Pistons. The fucking Indiana Pacers. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. The fucking Indiana Pacers. The Seattle Supersonic. The Phoenix Suns. Yeah. The fucking Portland Trailblazers. The Lakers with Magic Johnson. The Utah Jazz. Like these are all world top 50 Hall of Fame players Michael Jordan played against and dominated them. They don't exist because of MJ. Okay. Anything else? Yeah. Just one more thing. Big CJ 1K wants to know do you think the age limit for presidents should be lower? No. Why? Why not? I think they need to make all qualifications for presidents higher. After Donald Trump, somebody needs to change the fucking rules. I'm not even joking. What should they be? You at least have to have some type of college education and more importantly some type of political experience. But how do you get political experience? By being a mayor, being a congressman, being on city council, being a fucking school superintendent. I don't fucking know. I don't want to do that pussy ass shit. Hey man, I'm just saying. Like I think that they should make everybody should not be able to run for president. It's the president of the United States of America, bro. Yeah. Like I know that Donald Trump made it look sexy for celebrities to do it and the bar is very low. But once again, this one I'm not even really, I'm not mad at Trump. He's not a politician. He was the executive producer of Celebrity Apprentice. Flavor Flav was a bigger reality show star than Donald Trump. Nah. Easily. Easily. Flav launched a whole franchise. If Flavor Flav was president right now, y'all should be crazy. It would be crazy. They would have been they wouldn't have let it happen. They'd have been like, nah, this is fucked. They would have changed shit. They would have changed shit before he even became elected. Y'all have to look at things in the black perspective sometimes. I'm trying to think if there's somebody else because Flavor Flav is such a cartoon character. It doesn't count. Donald Trump is. Yeah, he is. But he was also like, you know, running an international business. Hulk Hogan. Well, do black. Give me black. Junkyard dog. I don't fucking know. Who's black? Kanye. Kanye. Yeah. We're not doing Kanye, bro. People would lose their money. We're not doing exactly. Yeah. That Kanye is the perfect example. Yeah, yeah. We'd lose our money to stop it. He's unfit. He's mentally unfit. But in America, white males, old white males that are rich have that symbolism. Yeah. In charge, authority. They can handle it. They can do it. If it was fucking Kanye West, we'd lose our fucking mind. Yeah. Diddy? I don't think so. No. I don't think people would lose their mind with Diddy. Lose their minds. With Diddy? Yes. I don't think so, bro. I think so. Diddy would just move on to like he wouldn't, he don't have consistent with one thing, though. Yeah. I don't want to see Sirac to vote, bro. Like that wouldn't, like that wouldn't work, bro. Sirac Obama was not happening. Okay. What about the rock? What is, what is the rock? It's like Samoan or something like that. It's like Hawaiian, some kind of shit. All right, guys. I don't like talking about the rock for some reason. I like the rock. I fucked with the rock. I fucked with the rock, too. The rock send us some tequila. What's the name of the tequila? Trey, Treyway. What's the call? What's the call? What's the name of the tequila? To Lilium? Tremendo. Turore. He said, he said, he fucks with you, too. He follows you and shit. He's been cool. I shouted him out one time on Breakfast Club with some bottles. Did he really? I ain't got no bottle yet. Rock. You ain't shot at the tequila. What's the name of the tequila? Send me your Latinx tequila right now. Oh, my God. Teremana. Teremana. Teremana. It's actually good. I fuck with it. I fuck with Teremana. My man. All right. As always, if you listen to this podcast, you think we're smart, you think we're intelligent, you think we're brilliant, you're absolutely right. But if you listen to this podcast and you think we're just a couple of idiots and don't know shit, you're right, too. That's the point. Thank you for listening. Peace.