 Did you see Kalki's Instagram post? She's apparently in Austin. Oh, then no. She got out of the plane and apparently the airlines lost her luggage. Okay. So she had to stop at her then because she didn't have anything. Anything. Okay. And so she's had to stop at the Walgreens. That was, I guess, closed her hotel and got the only thing. Apparently I think it was late or something. So it was like the only thing open. Right. And so she walked out with, like, a Texas Longhorns Hook'em Horn shirt, which is hilarious. Hook'em horns. Yeah, I don't give a shit about them. Hey, welcome back to our Stupid Directors of Corbin. I'm Rick. You can follow us on Instagram, Twitter, for more juicy content. Thanks for Patreon, follow us on Twitter, and subscribe to the Like button. Also, Kalki, if you're in states, if you come to LA. Yeah. Come on. Come on, be our in-person toast. Yep. Come to the lair. Or we'll come to you. Yeah, it's true. We can go there. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You don't have to come to Winnetka, California. Some called. Don't tell them where you live. Yeah, it's not a big, not a big area. I know. They'll just, someone can whittle it down to Winnetka and just walk around. Today we got a video. This is from a channel called Dating Beyond Borders. This is Truth or Myth. Indians react to stereotypes. Okay, great. What's the stereotype of an Indian? I'll tell you one of the stereotypes of an Indian. And Andrani was asked by somebody who asked her the question and said, I'm sorry, was that offensive, but said, so do you do this at home? What is that? I don't know. But what is that? A stereotype. So the stereotypes. What is that? I mean, I know like Indian dancing this ding, ding, ding, like doing this. Yeah. Or the, I mean, I know those. She said, Depp. She said, no, that's not offensive at all. Idiot. She didn't say that. No, she didn't say that. So yeah, what's with stereotypes? The food. Everybody thinks that Indians only eat North Indian cuisine in America because that's all the restaurants here serve is North Indian style. I guess that they're all doctors or engineers, which is probably true. Yeah. That they all have the same accent, that they all only speak one language. Indian. Yeah. Anyways, let's figure it out. Here we go. No Indian has ever smelled like curry. I think that's just a lie. We can put it all over our face as well. We just don't smell of curry. Well, and most Americans think curry is just one thing. Yeah. Right. I work in IT. And I just finished my program in IT. We had to expect us to become one of these engineers or doctors. Any time I call, whatever phone carrier I have, I know she's not a Stephanie. Virgin Mobile came out with the phone service and their whole marketing campaign was like this, like this sexy British voice. Like, thank you for calling me. Yeah, I said. Just cut to like, hi, Karthik. So dramatic and we love the dramas and the. Yeah. The one I was just talking about. Because I was in Sarnia and the only way to connect with like my Indian culture was Bollywood. So every Friday, my mom would pick out a movie and we would watch it. But we do have one or two steps ready with us all the time. Get a side move. It's like. It's like sideways, light bulb, this way and. I'm not big into Bollywood, but I can shoot. You guys want me to shoot? This is the hot show right now. Okay. I don't think. Today's an assumption that. Must be a few years ago. Yeah. It's not. That hasn't been more since like 15, 20 years. I don't think anybody has done this. That other guy just did that. When I was a kid, my parents were like, there's like two people hugging and this like intense hugging. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. That's how you get pregnant. You're lucky. My mom and dad are like. And they're like fast forwarding it really quickly. Hugging because of the hugging. No, I never smell like curry in India, but in Canada, I always smell like curry. I don't know why someone Punjabi had to tell me I went to school with my jacket on. And someone Punjabi was like, you left your jacket downstairs while your mom was cooking. I live in a condo. Am I building at one point? It's just because there's a lot more flavors and smells. I cannot claim Brampton, but I have to. It's like saying Italian smell like garlic. Okay. You want this bland food that tastes like nothing. Fine. Right. You can smell like bologna all day. Bologna. Depends on where you go. Teen. Yeah. And it still happens a lot. Mostly me and all my parents have never forced me to do anything that I didn't want to. My parents called me from India one day and they said, we're getting you married. I said, okay, they found the girl for me. I met her and she was very beautiful and you know, I'm very handsome. That's why I thought it's a great match. My mom brings home a hot girl. I'm not going to say no to it. It's your bruise. And if she says, yeah, it's like I'm down like you're hot like some people who just gave up like they got to it. They got 28, 29. They're like, I'm not going to get one. Exactly. Mom, dad, just hook it up. Do you want your parents to marry you? That's up to you. If you want to marry the person you want to marry, you can marry. It's not like our parents are going to force you and they're going to kill us if we marry someone else. That did happen. Yes. Except I'm a tough buck John. It's always 10 minutes before the time, but if I'm meeting my friends then 15, 20 minutes is all that. And they know, and they know that. 15, 20 minutes is not a real date. It's just like on time, it's just on time. We don't even understand the reasons behind it because we leave on time. It's just something happens. Even during their weddings, they're late. I do find the RSVP a little ridiculous. It's like we're like a save the date and then RSVP it's like come on. I feel like brown people don't believe in that. It's just kind of like I'm going to show up. It's an insult. It's like, you don't think I'm going to come? I'm coming. Oh, not about they love bargaining. Yes. Cheap. No, but love bargaining. Betcha. My mom, she goes and gets all these coupons from all these different websites and then goes to a grocery store and uses those. And even the grocery people are like, I don't know where you got this from. And it works because it's actually from their website. You go to price to the shopkeeper and if the person doesn't talk to you, you walk away. Yeah. You walk away. Always walk away. And he's going to come back. Just hope he's going to come. Sometimes I'll date people from like born and raised here and their finances improve. I'm telling these girls that you're going to go get brunch. You don't have any money. Let's make a sandwich. Go to the park. We'll get a coffee on the way. What are we doing? This is why you're so silly about love. The first time we went to Walmart, I was trying to bargain as well. The lady that was at the counter was Indian too. So she understood what I was trying to do. Yeah, she gave me a dollar coupon for this. You can hear us, right? Yeah. You can. What are you talking about? We're just so sweet when we speak. So there's nothing sexy about that. When you see like a Spanish guy, he's just like, you know, he just has like the whole, the package. And then the Indian guy is just like, hi. Hi, madam. It doesn't sound like Bell's ringing. No, that is not true. We don't even move our faces like this when we talk. No, never happens. But I think like Indian food, I think this accent is going to come around. I think in 10 years it's going to be sexy. I think it's going to be hard. No. I think that like, you know what I did? That virgin mobile is going to cut you like, hi, madam Parthik. And you're going to be like, yeah. Teach me Indian. Oh, yeah. Indian is a language. Right. How many languages do you have in India? I think 400 to 450. Growing up, did your mother beat you a lot? I say yes, absolutely. That's why I'm such a good kid. I've seen Slavna billionaire. That's amazing. The culture, the beauty. I'm like, nah, I know what you're thinking about. I'm so bad. I know, brah. Yep. If you come over, you'll be fed and you'll be fed till you're tired of eating. That's probably the greatest thing about us. Yeah. The food is amazing. Yeah, we're great hosts. Yep. No matter where an Indian is, you cannot just take that Indianess out of there. And we're going to take over the world very soon. Yep. Everybody's going to love it. It's already happened. Population-wise. So you start preparing now. I think people need to know that we're coming up in the game. You know what I'm saying? We're coming for you. Hey guys, hope you enjoyed the video. Let me know what was your favorite stereotype. Who's this white person? Where you from and what stereotype. Stop talking. See you soon for next week. You know, the bargaining thing isn't just an Indian ideal. It's common in a lot of cultures around the world. Bargaining is not common in American culture. It can happen in certain... You expect it in certain things, the purchase of a car, the buying of a house, the big dollar things is standard in American culture. But the day in, day out, purchasing of things, which is standard in India to bargain. It's also standard, for example. I know that's one of the things for anybody. I know that it's gone to Israel, who's an American. They've been shocked at the fact that it's just standard fare. You do not pay the price that's being asked. Yeah. I mean, in just street vendor Mexican culture as well. Yeah. Obviously, there's much more developed cities that have actual stores and they don't do it there. But it's pretty common in a lot. I mean, the Indian restaurant I go to a lot even has a no bargaining sign. Just because it's common. It's predominant Indians that go to this restaurant, which is why it's such good Indian food. Right. But they just like, we do not bargain. Yep. And frugality, the idea of saving money versus spending money, that is, I know that experientially, it's a wonderful thing about Injrani. She's like me in that she doesn't need or want to spend anything or buys. A lot of the times, if she hears about the price of something, especially in America, her response is very Bengali, and her response is, oof, oof, oof, oof. No. Why do you seriously, why do that? We can go, we can spend, and when we spend as little money as possible in a given day, we spend a little money for the grocery store for lunch. We high five each other. She's so happy that we saved money when we did that. And Indians being laid is something that we have noticed. We went to Bhattan. It was almost a full theater. We were 15 minutes into the theater and like half of it, the half of the theater was empty and then it was full by 15 minutes in. I must say there's been really, Injrani's gotten really, really good. When she was first here for the first six months to eight months, it was stereotypical. I was joke everywhere I went. I was sending messages of, gonna be late, I have an Indian with me. Everywhere, every single place. But she's gotten very good about it in a punctual. It is. And it's particularly doubled down on people here in the entertainment industry having grown up in the industry. Being on time for everything is a non-negotiable. It's a deal breaker. If you are late in the entertainment industry here, it's not a good thing for auditions, for callbacks, for headshots, for anything. Time is money. Unless you're a big star. Yeah, they have different roles. So for me, punctuality, you can ask the kids, if they get into the movie theater, I want to watch the trailers. I want to be on time for the trailers. And being late stresses me out. So, yeah. Definite stereotype. Yeah, anyways, let us know what you thought about it. What are some stereotypes that you feel are true and not true? Yeah. At all. I'm just sad that you didn't ask them about ShowerCon. Does everybody love ShowerCon? Yes. Yes. Yes, everyone does. I wish I would have asked them the question about Bollywood, specifically in terms of everybody loves Bollywood and then they would have gone into Bollywood's also not... Yeah. The only industry. Industry. It's also like there's other massive industries in other languages as well. Yep. As most Americans, if they're not Indian, I'd say even 99.9% don't know that there's anything other than Bollywood. They assume every movie that comes out of India is a Bollywood film. Unless they have an Indian friend. Right. Yep. That has told them otherwise. And part of the reason for that is because when you turn on a film, like RRR on Netflix, whose primary language is Telugu, it is not in Telugu, it is dubbed in Hindi. Thanks so much, Netflix. Yeah, I appreciate that. Yep. Anyways, let us know down below.