 You have learned well, my students, you have honed your bodies not only into machines of might but also attuned your spirits to the natural energies of the living world around you. It is my honor to announce you Level two monks. I will spread the ideals you taught us master like leaves on the wind. The true power stems from balance and discipline in all things. I will be like the blade that slaughters the night so that there is only darker darkness and I will have my vengeance. You're taking vengeance on the nighttime? Enough! For either of you to achieve your outrageous ambitions, you must have my most secret, most final technique. I shall impart it to you now. When you punch, do not punch once but three times! And? You will have hit your opponent more than if you had punched only once or even twice. Many fools believe that you may only hit your opponent twice in a round, but that is not the case. By mastering the art of key, the living energy within all of us. It costs key? Forgive me master, but we're talking about bending the very essence of life itself to our will, right? Shouldn't we be using it to, I don't know, seal away the souls of the evil or at least like fly? No. Third punch. This is what it truly means to walk the path of the monk. But I mopped so many floors and I raked so so many zingardens. Were those menial chores not all just stepping stones on the humble road to enlightenment? No. Just the stepping stones to me picking up a second job. Who knew asceticism paid so poorly? Look, I don't give a bucket of cobalt pinkies about your great ideals or precious expectations. But I do know, I'm gonna need a lot more than three punches to revengeify all the people on my list because let me tell you, it's a long list. Look man, like it or not, flurry of blows is just the bread and butter of this lifestyle. I actually took an oath of veganism as part of my background. Bread and almonds, whatever. My point is, if the gods give in talent to miraculously punch three times in under six seconds, isn't enough for you? I don't know, multi-class into fighter? Well, it's not exactly what I had in mind, but you know what? I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna do it for you, teach. You crazy son of a bitch, because you know what? I believe that everyone deserves someone to fight for them, and I'm gonna do it for everyone, everywhere. And I might drill be the one that pierces the heavens. No, no, no. Hold on. You can't be both the brooding edge lord hellbent on angry death revenge for every wrong you've ever faced and the inspirationally plucky if reckless protagonists would rather die than give up on their friends. Pick one. Good monk inspiration is hard to find. Yeah, there is a real lack of them in popular media. That's not true. We have plenty of over-emotional anime, and just don't count. Oh, uh... We've got Master Splinter and Krillin and the Dalai Lama. Ah, yes. The greatest warriors of our time. There's also Vin Diesel, Lex Luthor, and Howie Mantell, yeah. Now you're just listing off ball of people. Realistically, I'm gonna be plagiarizing some kind of anime ninja. I'm just lucky this is a way of the Shadow Dojo, and so it's basically ninjas anyways. No, this is a way of the open hand dojo. That's why I'm here. Oh, no, you don't pick a monastic tradition until level three. This is more of a pre-k dojo. All you have to commit to here is Flurry of Blows. Yep, that's it. I'm taking a level in Paladin. Wow, an entire sketch about Flurry of Blows and the last joke isn't just some kind of pun on the word... Hi everyone, thank you for watching. We are still putting out more D&D stuff. The content might change up a little bit next month just because of the whole coronavirus thing. We can't film quite as many things as we originally planned, but we have other stuff backed up. So we're gonna kind of just see what we have and stuff will keep coming out. I just don't know exactly what it will be. If you've been enjoying the new content and the D&D stuff, consider maybe heading on over to patreon.com slash dormonster. You can donate a dollar or more and it goes towards helping us continue to make videos and pay everybody that helps us make these every single day. And if you donate at certain amounts, you also can get cool stuff in return. Like this month only, if you donate $10, you will get an entry into a Super Smash Bros. Ultimate tournament that we're gonna hold and stream one night on the channel. So go check that out. There's an ad on the channel talking about it more that looks like an old wrestling ad as well that will give you some information. But you can also go to patreon.com slash dormonster, donate there, and you will have access to a Discord server where we will give you all of the details. So thanks for watching, thanks for donating to all of our patrons, and we'll see you next week with something.