 Test shot number one Where'd it go I found it right here My name is Jimmy. His name is Jake and this is the weekly dumb Jake How was your weekend? I heard you met two babies be quiet about it I met my nephew Emmett for the first time. He's a stand-up gentleman except he can't Who's alright remember it. He's like pre-human, baby. He doesn't talk. He doesn't walk. He just like Eats tit and keeps it moving. Oh You on a good night my weekend sucked my my dogs put me into a depression Home alone with the dogs in the rain picking up piss and shit not a good weekend at all for me If we make one of these everybody gets a free dugout if we make one of these dugout mugs Says everyone gets a free mug if we don't make it use code dumb Free dugout mugs for everyone three two one Fuck okay Jake. What happened in the sports world James Okay, do it again. Okay Jake. What happened in the sports world people are talking NBA playoffs But they're not exciting yet. You either got swept or the series is still going so don't really care the big story Country Joe West ties and breaks the most games ever umpired by a human and Jim there's only one way to celebrate Getting the San Diego chicken to come give you a prize or something the game wasn't in San Diego No, the Padres weren't playing Joe West just told MLB like hey when I break the record I'd really like it if the San Diego chicken was the one to celebrate with me So they flew the San Diego chicken to Chicago. I mean does Joe West own the MLB. I mean he took actions after that I mean he's invincible now. He did the whole hat thing, but yeah No, I think it's one of those and there's probably good stories out there that people haven't brought to the light But I was gonna say there's probably some kids that made like make-a-wish type stuff that people were like You can do more like San Diego chicken he likes what he likes like Joe this is you know We're kind of giving it to I'd like to see his umpires locker room rider Oh, like what's he saying like I need this I need this I need this picture the San Diego chicken Do you think that San Diego sends the costume and the guy and the guy you think the guy had to fly from San Diego To Chicago to do that. They don't just take one of the Chicago fans and be like yeah I dress up in this costume. So I had a Joe West know what Joe West should have done What free dugout mugs for everyone you guys didn't read the disclaimer Rewind it show him the disclaimer if we make one of these Everybody gets a free dugout. We make one of these dugout mugs says everyone gets a free mug Oh, yeah, we're gonna give everyone free dugout mugs. You stupid promo code dumb. Let's move on. What's next Jake? I was gonna ask you Jim. I think we're talking about something that could almost be a breakdown baseball and Dancing a lot of people are doing it that summer heat swings by and you get a little dance fever first We had a little league I think it was a softball game two umpires are just waiting for the teams to get going and and then the beat hits and the One-up just dances in the other arms face and the one up clearly a good dancer like brings some moves that He's been working on yeah for a long time and then looks at the other ump who's like shut up dude Like this isn't fair so they do like couple quick moves and then try to get out of it Like they jump to the like ha ha ha. How funny is this? I think the other ump had a lot more moves left in its tank one of the ump's name is Wayne George Which concerns me a little bit Wayne George, and you know what his dance moves didn't really connect He kind of went with the like take me now God, and then he kind of didn't know where to go with it It was still good. I appreciate the effort our bullpen catcher kind of stole the show I mean single ladies is always a classic dance song, but our bullpen catcher really let it rip And that's why everyone's getting free dugout mugs Fuck my ass Jim and not sports this week corn literacy class at New York prep school leave students and parents baffled can you Oh, yeah, dude. This was like a Private prep school in Manhattan. They pay 45 grand a year 47 What are you doing? I promise you did what are people doing dude, there's so much money in the world I don't get it 47 grand to go to high school. They nothing matters Look around New York or just houses in general and just be like that house is worth a lot of money You gotta really dislike your kids to you gotta really think your kids are dumb If you guys spend 50 grand to get them a high school, you know what they teach in high school Nothing nothing, uh, this is literally nothing. Well, anyway, they thought this was gonna be about birth control and condoms So pretty standard I do I remember remember they did something where like one person had uh glow in the dark Ink on their hands and then they passed playing cards It was like pictures like take a look at this everyone pass it Then they turned lights and saw how the ink spread and there was like that's just like sacks and i'm like that's a lot of sacks You guys got a lot of faith in us. That's bad And then don't use two condoms this give me more cards This class was about just porn like the most commonly searched terms remind everyone what those are Yeah, nobody can nobody clip these because we don't want it to be ridiculous, but cream pie anal gang bang Step mom those are the most searched pornographic terms of 2019. So they told the kids that in this class and they also Taught them about other stuff about porn and people are upset about it because one of the girls was like I got ap classes, which also don't do ap classes. I got ap classes This is ap adult porn adult porn. Yeah Better than the other stuff. That'll get you in trouble And that's porn class. I lost all my notes. I threw them No chance Take my last balls Ha ha ha ha That was a good shot. I respect that. Oh, you're just missing. It's the employee of the week It's the employee of the week Is the employee of the week and uh, we're at the end of the month So zack one employee of the month, but employee of the week goes to A child a child a really child former child dan elmer dan rort producer of sequence sequencer He turned 20 fun this this week. It's wild He he posted a picture of like his first time like at a bar and I'm like, man What'd you do for your 21st birthday? I went to the same bar. We were going to every night anyway Just I used my real idea instead of the fake one. Yeah, didn't we do a birthday thing? Everyone went to Oh, dude when we went to romas for your birthday. I shaved into just um icepick mutton chops and a goatee We got a pic of that somewhere Okay, we'll dig that up for zork Because you always liked when I did funny facial hair still do so it was my birthday present to you I sprinted to the bathroom after not chugging an irish car bomb I chugged half of it and couldn't do it and then I was like, oh, I'll just finish it in a minute And then I went back to it and it was all curdled and gross and that what you do in the bathroom Good job dan. Good job dan. Yeah, hell of a job Play the month is act. Um, uh, congrats. I can play the month That was a weekly dumb Support for this program was brought to you by dugout mugs They currently have an early bird father's day sale happening now use code dumb to get 35 off all mlb dugout mugs Windup season openers and nop shots by your dad a present. He deserves it What's up? I'm jackson. He's floxel I'm floxel