 CBS now invites you to enjoy Life with Luigi. Yes, it's Life with Luigi, a comedy show created by Cy Howard, written and directed by Lou Derman, and starring that celebrated actor Mr. J. Carol Nash, with Alan Reed as Pasquale. Early this week, Luigi received a letter from his mother, begging him to come home to Italy for a visit. And when he tried to borrow the money from Pasquale, they had an argument over Rosa. And Pasquale threw Luigi out of the antique shop. We find Luigi now on his friend Schultz's home, writing to his mama Vasco in Italy. Yesterday, mama mia, I went to the employment agency and the fellow there says he's got a job for me, where he's selling the vacuum cleaners. Yeah, vacuum cleaner, mama mia. In America, that's the broom with the electric. First you push the plug in the wall, then it's to make a big noise, then the electric bulb is light up on the bottom so the broom can nowhere to look for the work. Don't worry, don't worry, mama mia. With this job, I'm soon going to save up enough money to come home and then I'm going to... Excuse me, mama mia, I'm going to be right back. Luigi, my friend. How's the little old maid spinster today, eh? Eh, eh, eh, eh. Look at that sort of friend Schultz today, eh? He's awake, eh? Luigi, the least you could do is be polite and look at me when you ain't talking to me. I'm going to talk with you no more. You and me, we all washed up. Good, now let's hang on the line. It's a good idea, dry up and then hang yourself. Funny thing, when I say it, it's a come out of debt for it. You know I didn't mean to kick you out of the antique shop. I'm not a mean man. It's just that, well, whenever we have a little argument, you bring out the jackal from above my hide. Push the jackal back and I go on home. A certain party to come home, and maybe I'm going to lend him some money. Pascuali, I'm a woman to come back if you was to offer me five a million dollars. That's about a six million. Better still, I was about if I lend you a few hundred of cash so you could go home to Italy and see your mama like she's a beggar in the land, eh? What do you say, little cabbage pudding? No, no, no, no. Pascuali, any time you offer me the money, you got a big factory reason behind it. I'm asking you to marry Rosa. You think that's all I got in my mind? You think every time I see you all I can talk about it's a Rosa? Believe me, I didn't even know she was there. Well, I did. House was leaning over on her side. There are things to do. Now look, don't be so stubborn, Luigi. You can live here in the shelters forever before you know the whole neighborhood and call a new Luigi the Leech. Well, I'm not going to be Luigi the Leech no more. You, sir, if I'm going to tell you I'm going to get a job. I would have said you... you job? You want a job? A job that's always going to remind me of you, Pascuali. Because of vacuum cleaners and you, they're both full of wind. Look at the big salesman. I can just see you now. Pardon me, lady. This is Luigi Basker. I'm a green horn, but I've got a vacuum cleaner. Wham! She slams the door on your face, your banana nose is to fall right off. You're a good salesman, are you sick? Are you? Where's your Social Security card, Mr. Big Shot? Where's my... Social Security? What's that? What's that? This wants to be a salesman, eh? Social Security card, Mr. Foreigner. That's a card every salesman has got to get from the government. That's to tell the housewife that she's got a security with you because you're a social type. I've never heard about that before. Let me see. That's a... Social Security. Where do I get this card, Pascuali? Where you get the card? By joining the SPCA. SPCA? Yeah, Society for Peddling Cleaners in America. You can't get in the union because they only take kids who's working their way through college. No, no, ma'am. But Mr. Grammer, he's... He's a... He's a... He's from the epic Sabatka McLean Company. He said I should've come in this morning and... and he's starting to work. All right, all right. Go ahead, Luigi. Be a black market salesman. Sell without a Social Security card in the SPCA. In a one week, you'll have to find yourself sitting between two cows on a boat going to South America. No, no, no, no. Now, if you change your mind, Luigi, you'll come home with me. Mr. Basko? Oh, hello. It's my night school teacher, Miss Spaulding. Come on in, please, Miss Spaulding. It's something important I'm... I'm gonna tell you. Well, I gotta go now, Luigi. Hello, Miss Spaulding. Goodbye. All right, goodness, Mr. Pascuali was in quite a hurry, wasn't he? Miss Spaulding, I'm... I'm gonna get a terrible trouble. First, the Pascuali, he chased me out of my antique shop. Then... then I find the job with selling a vacuum cleaner so I can make a money to see my mom and me. But Miss Spaulding says that without a Social Security, you're never gonna get in the SPCA. Well, I suspect Mr. Pascuali is pulling your leg. No, no, we wasn't a fight and we was a just party. No, Mr. Basko, I mean, he was teasing you. The reason I stopped by here, I ran across Mr. Schultz and he told me about your job and, well, I... I just wanted to wish you luck. Oh, well, thank you so much, Miss Spaulding. Then... then I... I don't need a permission to film with the government to be a salesman, huh? Well, no, of course not. You're a wonderful part of living in a democracy, Mr. Basko. You can hold any job you want and you may change jobs whenever you wish. Now, don't forget Abraham Lincoln held over a dozen jobs before he became president. I bet he sold a vacuum cleaner, too, huh? No, I'm afraid not. Well, good luck on your new job, Mr. Basko, and I'm sure you'll be able to make enough money to make that visit back to Italy. Oh, thank you. Thank you so much, Miss Spaulding. Had I done a wedding, I'm not gonna sell her any vacuum cleaners. I'm gonna afford to see my mom on the every weekend. Okay, Basko, this is the house. Now, look, this Mrs. McCrary phoned in for a free demonstration, see? I want you to keep your eyes open and watch how I rope in the suckers, see? I don't want to worry because I'm asleep pretty good. You know, you worry me, Basko. Now, just one thing. Let me do all the talking. You just keep quiet. That's all right, Mr. Graham. I'm not that so good at talking, but I'm very good at shutting up. Come on. Yes? Mrs. McCrary? Yes. My name is Mr. Graham, and I represent the Apex Vacuum Cleaner Company. I believe you phoned in for a free demonstration. Oh, yes. Come in, won't you? Thank you. Thank you. Excuse me, excuse me. I'm gonna shut up. What? Mrs. McCrary, this is my assistant, Mr. Basko. Oh, how do you do? I'm afraid of fire. Three weeks ago, I had a little cold, but the squallet was filling me up. Hey, Basko. Please, I'm all right. I'm gonna shut up. Mrs. McCrary, I'm not going to go into any long-winded sales, pitch about our clean and tell you why we think our model is the best on the market. Suffice to say that we believe in honesty at all times. Right, Basko? Don't worry. I'm gonna shut up. Just take my word for Mrs. McCrary. In the last couple of hours, we've placed six machines in homes just like yours. Oh, in this neighborhood, Mr. Basko? He didn't sell a wonder while I was away to me. Pleasure, pleasure, Mr. Grammys. You said that we believe in honesty. He's a great kid, Mrs. McCrary. Now, action speaks for itself, we always say. Now, where is the outlet in this room, please? Oh, right there, behind the sofa. Okey-dokey. Plug this in, Basko. Okey-dokey. I'mma plug them in. First of all, we've got to move away the cicature. My money. You know, lady, you need this cleaner very badly. It's a whole pile of dirt that's saved up the back of your head. Well, I really haven't had a chance to clean it. Oh, you plenty smart, Mrs. McCrary. The way you keep the cicature over the little hole in the rug, huh? Basko! Well, we intend to get a new round. Don't mind him, Mrs. McCrary. He's new with the fern. Come on, Basko, what's holding up the works? Well, I got a little shock and I'm waiting until my finger cools off. Okey-dokey is in now. Push a little button. Is there something wrong with the switch, Mr. Graham? No, no, it'll be fine. Well, perhaps it's my socket that's at fault. Yes, that could very well be. Maybe the machine isn't that so good. It's like my mom always says, there's nothing like a plan or the broom to sweep up with. Ma'am, I'm a better shut up, ma'am. Basko, maybe you better wait for me outside, huh? But before you said that, you want I should watch you how you rope in the suckers. He's a great kidder, Mrs. McCrary, just like I said. I think he's cute. Are these machines very expensive, Mr. Graham? Oh, absolutely not. There's only $10 down or $10 a month? Oh, that doesn't sound like very much. And the whole thing is that up to only $154. Oh, good heavens, I can't afford that. Well, it's not so much, Mrs. McCrary. No, no, it's not so much. It's only $200. Basko, you're fired. No, no, no, please, please, please. I'm going to shut up. Look, I'm going to shut it up enough. Never mind. I'll take the machine, madam. Thank you and goodbye. I'm sorry, Mr. Basko. It's all right. It's all right, dear. I didn't mean to cost you your job. It's all right. It was all in my fault. I guess I'm going to forget to shut up. Mr. Basko, perhaps if I spoke to your boss. No, no, please, I'm never going to be a good assessment. But don't worry. I'm not going to get to Italy even if I'm a got a bag, a bottle, or... Sure. I swear I'm not going to get the money. What? Come on, mummy, why haven't I done things like this before? That's why I'm not going to get the money for the trip. And now I know where I'm... Mrs. McCrary? Yes? I feel so good now. Don't worry about the dirt behind the sofa. Don't worry about the notches. You bring the broom, my hepper, you sweep it under the rug. You're going to join us tomorrow at this same time and find out just how Luigi Basko intends to raise the money for the boat trip home to Mamma Mia.