 And we'll go back. This is part two of our movie reaction to main hoon No, and you're probably wondering what the hell's going on. Why are you completely changed and stuff is not here? There's technical difficulties with the intros to part two and three the movie reactions fine But the intros to part two and three got Something happened to him So I had to refilm this and this is like a week and a half two weeks after I've seen the film but That's that's that's why but if you're watching this on YouTube, obviously you're gonna see a very cut-up version of it of our reaction Five to ten minutes because copy our reasons if you'd like to see the full uncut version though You can head over to patreon to watch the full uncut version there for each part I'll put the link description below and the pin comment and let's just get back into this with Steph. She's there Lakshman lucky lucky Lakshman. That's that's how it goes. Yeah, but my real name doesn't know it doesn't go with the image My mother You are very lucky I say thank you I say friends Okay, I can do this I just want to punch his face I Would not be his friend. I would Do my father's rights by myself Kill his brother No Sir water case park which go on a male. Yeah, they're funny. Don't worry. Sir. We'll look Pakistani. You're so much better. You know That I'm hindustani Zameen Park. I Don't say job Yeah, don't Pakistani Jesus That is not a good guy Hey Naseer is back! He killed the Pakistanis, that Pakistani spy. All of them? Maybe. I feel ashamed that I have ever considered you my friend. This man is mentally ill. He does not deserve to be an officer of the Indian Army. I agree with you. Let's get a heck of a transfer. Please don't play basketball. Shah Rukh Khan is right there. You know, weird taste. I like her outfit. I think you had those same arm ones, the striped ones. That's better. It's better be Kajal. I was wondering if Shah Rukh Khan was getting a love interest in this movie. And the movie has begun. I don't care about any other love story. I care about his love story. Rick would hate that so much. Guitar. Go ahead and finish the song. Please. Finish the song? No. He has to do it. I love that he buys into the shtick a lot. There's a lot of Hindi humour in that. There's a draft in that room. Yes. This happens in real life when Shah Rukh Khan tries to sing. She'll lay. I want to go. Can I go? I like what they did there. Do you see that? There's Gabbar. The church must have just come out recently. What physics. This is just a version of everybody which is Shah Rukh Khan was in real life. Just serenading people and spreading his arms. We've done that in the waterfall. So true. I was there. It's true. I was in Maui. I like this song. Oh good. This guy's back. You sure? Don't ask anything about my dad. Never. I don't like talking about him. Okay dude. Now you call them a hill of Germany. Who are you? Total your type. What the f**k was that? What was the music? It's gonna be really mad when you talk about his dad. Hello. My dad was really nice. He was nice. He never let me feel like a mother. But yes. You can't even make such parathas. Actually auntie, whatever I am. It's all because of him. Sometimes it feels. Sometimes it feels. I can make you understand with your stupidity. But I can't see that boy in front of me day and night. Madhu please. And Lakshman? Isn't that your son? They're both his kids. You have to choose, Shekhar. Me and Lakshman will go home with you right now. It's such a strange thing that's in so many movies. If you want. I get it. Be mad at him. Very valid. The kid didn't cheat on you. The kid is just a product of somebody else's mistake. They didn't do anything. Yell at him. Be mad at him. Don't forgive him. That's fine. She's weird to take it out of a kid. Ram. You are not sent by God. Did you see? Problem solved. Good bye. Baby. Bye dude. I hate him so much. Wake up. Wake up you morons. Three days ago. I had given you an assignment. Tomorrow you will have to get this assignment five times. Five. Lucky. Does this guy ever teach or does he just yell at his students? You are making me angry. Because today you can only save Ram. Because I know very well that you are a homeboy. You are a homeboy? What? Are you a homeboy? No sir. Sir please. Cut you. Good lord. I liked the voice. What? Okay. Anuj, Anuj, pass pass. Oh good lord. What the hell are they doing? Library? Stop doing basketball. What physics is that? When you become a lucky girl, you will be the most beautiful girl in the world. Not like Sanju Jhalli. Got it? I don't know why you would want to be with him anyway Sanju. So consider yourself lucky. But maybe everyone will have to remember that you are not the most beautiful girl in the world. You are the most beautiful girl in the world. Are we going to get one of those awful transformations where they take a beautiful woman who is dressed wonderfully and make her pretty? I feel like we are kind of like every movie in the early 2000s. Like take the glasses off. Like that awful thing they did in breakfast club. It's the biggest downgrade in the history of cinema. See you then. When ma'am, I... Oh flam. Flam. Don't tell anyone. I got a rep to protect. Oh yeah, I've got it. Got it. You're lucky and all. Actually, Ram. Can you tell Sanju? Sanju. As in you know, as in... You're crazy man. No, you're crazy about Sanju. No, no. Other way. Okay. It's quite the extravagant song. I'm pretty sure we were acting to it probably a couple years ago. Because I remember that. Don't change yourself for a guy. Thank you so much. Especially. You're not allowed to go to the school, babe. They'll do terrible things, do you? Like make you preppy. But he's not. He's in the military. So you guys can bang it out. Rahul. Oh no. At least Percy's feelings don't change with my clothes. Yeah, lucky. Stupid lucky. I hope you die. No. Real sensual love. What's the matter, Lucky? Nothing. Well sensual... Okay, never mind. It's over. No, thanks. My father used to say, it's a man's life. He's got medals, uniforms, discipline, guns, tanks. That's a real shock to him. I haven't seen my dad for 20 years. Not because he was protecting the whole country. But because he was taking care of another son except for me and my mother. Can you hear me, dad? He never hears me. They don't care, mom. It's because you suck. Dad, I'm talking to you. Do you care? Do you love me? Do you hate me? Personally, I wouldn't want to be your dad either. I hate you. I hate you, dad. I don't like him. And I hate his bloody son. That's how Rukh Khan you're talking about. This life is too small for hatred. Listen to Sharif Khan, don't hate this guy. Don't hate Lucky. Hello. I do. I don't like him. I'm telling you. I've heard your husband. It looks like someone's dead. Wait a minute. Bantukh! Pistol! Who's Bantukh? What are you giving to your mother? Why? Do you have anything tomorrow? What do you know? It's her birthday. Oh, shit! I forgot again! This is too much. Ram, I need one lakh. Forgives his own mother's birthday. Yes, you deserve it. Please, think about it. Think about it. Give me your dead father's ashes. Now change everything else about your personality as well. And well, that'll be a start. Mom. I'm leaking. So, class, would you please welcome Professor Raghav Dapta. School does not do good background checks. No. I think you should go with Lucky. What a guy, Percy. Everybody check your transmitters. What song is this? Welcome to sports day! Boys' team, black may, girls' team, red may. What are you saying? It's not a sports day. It's a permanent night. Let's not be homophobic there, Bowman. Good lord. Miss, leave Chandi to the car. Really, there's no need for it. I... No, no, no. Ram. Actually, please leave her. Yes, sir. Hi. Sorry, Ram. Professor Raghav Dapta forced me to leave her. I love it, ma'am. I mean, it's my duty, ma'am. Won't you leave me at home? Yeah, no. Sorry about the sari. Ma'am. No problem. Thank you, sir, for giving me a lift. But why did you take the trouble? We'll leave tomorrow. Don't be silly. At least he'll die. I don't like him. You won't say good night to your friend, Sanju. Go ahead, come on. It's okay. I'm creepy. Thank you for leaving me at the hostel, sir. This was my first time. Ooh. So... So... Oh, geez. That's what I call a blow job, sorry. Yes, ma'am. I'm sorry. God, she is horny. Yeah. Blow me. Can I blow my neck like that? Thank you, sir. Ma'am. She's gonna get laid for teachers' days, that's what she's saying. Very good. So, you got Laxman Prasad Sharma. No, sir. Sanjana Vakshi. Vijay Ramkal. Vanuas Chai. Weird edits.