 Hey there friends! How's it going? My name is Kevin and today we're playing Prison Architect on the new DLC Island Bound which is now available on PC, PS4 and Xbox One. This video is sponsored by Paradox as well. So thank you very much for the sponsor. I love this game so I'm delighted to be playing it. There'll be a link in the description if you want to check it out, which I highly encourage you to do so. It is a very, very fun game. Let's get started. I have already secured an island. God, I really have reached peak villain status. I've secured an island. I've got my warden here ready to go. I've got to choose my pet dog, which I will pick this dog. He's very nice. And I've set up a few different situations here like events, weather and temperature, you know, just to make it a bit tougher on me because I'm not going to struggle at all. So let's jump in and play. This is the proud nation of Ireland. We've now become a prison. We've got some workers arriving by boat and they're going to start building our proud prison system. It actually does kind of look like Ireland, just by chance, kind of. I mean, it's just kind of a blob, but that's kind of what Ireland is anyway. There are your supplies, men. Let's get started. All right, the prison is going to be in Dublin up here. All right, what do we got here? Do we got a grant or something so that I can get some more money to build this? I haven't qualified. I'm not really surprised, given that I've only built a bit of foundation. All right, go building my first holding cell as well. Really getting off to a good start. You know, I don't think I'm even going to build walls because like we've got this island. What are they going to do? Swim. Actually, they probably could swim. Oh, God, I've trapped workers inside. Oh, Jesus Christ. OK, it's the equivalent of building a treehouse without a door. All right, guys, you have to build a door to free our people. There you go. You are liberated. And you know, it's a good prison when even the workers building it can't escape. There we go. I put the water pump right behind the toilets because if I've learned anything from prison break, it's a horrible game. I'm dying. I'm dying. Help me. And behind the toilets is a weak spot. So we're going defending that. I think the workers are like, do you think we're the prisoners? I know it's arrived yet. All right, let's hook up these showers before someone else dies. You left something stuck in the way of the door. And also instead of removing the fence, they just left it there. So now instead of a wall looking into the showers, there's a chain link fence, which is kind of comfortable, even the yard is right next to it. I don't think giving them direct access to the sea is a good idea. So I'm actually going to cut this off a little bit. And try and secure it. OK, I think I've ruined this this entire area, actually. This entire area is ruined. They really shouldn't be giving me these grants because I'm just not capable of putting them to good use. Like I am wasting so much money here by changing my mind. Oh, my God, what is going on in here? Rorobori Allison. One debt today. That's not too bad. Jesus Christ. Stop booing me. I'm trying my best. What are all those noises? One of my guards is gravely injured and I have no medical support on this island. Oh, my God, the showers are flooding. This fog of war is going to screw me over. I don't know what's going on, but I don't think it's anything good. It's just like food or brain and more prisoners. Subsidence of the land is destroyed a section. Oh, come on. As if I wasn't struggling enough. We didn't need this. Oh, my God, the holding cells getting a bit full. This is a little bit worrying. But let's worry about the finances for now because that's already a serious issue. We're here to make money and not reform people. Oh, wait, I said the quiet part out loud, didn't I? Some of the prisoners are just left outside looking at the nice sea views. You know, I think we might need to build like a helipad for emergency situations because I feel like it's only a matter of time. All right, helipad. Should I put it right in the air? No, that's probably a bad idea. We'll smush some prisoners, even though honestly it might be a better solution than starving them all to death. I need to hire an accountant, but I need to unlock it first. Right now it's just these five, even though a psychiatrist might be a good call, not even for the prisoners. For me, there's obviously something wrong with me if I think this is okay. Ah, supply helicopters are coming in now. That is awesome. I mean, I'd prefer medical supplies, but it's fine. Okay, here we go. Accountant, there you go. You got an office and everything. Do I get the grant now? I did it. Just ignore my failures. Focus on my victories. Crack down on drugs. Yeah, sure, that should be an easy one. They're all in the same place, so a shakedown should be easy. Shakedown, order an immediate search of all cells. This will take some time and it will annoy the hell out of your inmates. Yeah, go for it. You've got two guards to shakedown all these people. Oh my God, they're crowding the door. We only found one drug. God damn it, why do my criminals have to be straight edges? Look at them, they only have screwdrivers. They're probably using it to craft little bits and bobs and give them to charity or something. They're all angels, a lot of them. Those bastards. How the hell can I encourage them to use drugs? Because I need my money. Okay, I should probably do the cell block one because I think they deserve cells of their own. It's only a matter of time before shit kicks off in there. Like, it's getting pretty dangerous. I've built my prison in the most horrible way. Like, you can't get to the top of the island. The north is shut off. It is a true representation of Ireland. You're not allowed to go up north. That's where the border is. Why are you fighting? Oh my God, the showers. I never fixed them. Oh my God, it's just unconscious. He's gonna fucking drown. All right, I know what they need. They need a nice outdoor lake. Hell yeah. Why are all those prisoners hanging around the helicopter? That doesn't seem safe. You know what might be a good idea? Some more carrots. We had two carrots managing all of this chaos. Like, as I said, I'm here to make money and you don't make money by spending money as the saying goes. Oh my God, this one's criminally insane. Oh my God, and it looks like he's just pissing blood. He's just sitting on the toilet bleeding. All right, we're gonna have to build a dock or something and get away around here. This is bad. This is really bad. Create pathways allowing prisoners and staff to cross water out of pallets. Perfect. That's a good reasonable way of extending everything, right? Oh, time for the afternoon fight club. They're all going fucking nuts. Oh my God, so many drugs. I only need to find two more narcotics. We've been finding loads of them. They've been driven to drugs and I don't really blame them. Don't worry guys, I'm building enough cells to house some of you. They probably love solitary confinement at this point. It's probably encouraging them to fucking kill each other just so they can get into solitary and have some time alone. Guys, I know everyone's on edge and now is not the best time but I'm gonna give a shakedown because I really need to find more drugs on you guys. This guy's gotta blow a casket. All right, find some drugs folks, you can do it. Get stuck in, you can do it if you work together. Yes, good job everyone. Great use of drugs. God, it's bad when one of my goals is feed all prisoners and I've yet to do it. 44% and honestly, I think the only reason it's going up is because a lot of them are dying. Oh my God, these guys must be so happy that they actually got locked up in their own cell. They get a little bit of peace finally. Sure, they've no running water but it's still kind of a plus overall. Riot, no, no, stop it. I thought we had a good thing going. Take your drugs back, you can have them. Oh my God, the showers are flooding. They're all fighting and we're still making cells over here that don't even have corridors. It's all just outside. Okay, we've kind of run out of room here. So what I'm gonna do, I'm gonna landscape. I'm gonna put some dirt down on top of this water and we're gonna build a wall around the outskirts. It's just one wide. Okay, everything's going fine. They're all celebrating, you hear that? Yep, it's celebrating and all the ketchup all over the kitchen, lots of condiments here. He's dead tired of all the ketchup squirting it to do. All right, ignore this pattern on the bottom. Security procedure certification. That might be a good grant to do. I think I could use some more guards. I only have three now and I had like five a while ago. Jesus Christ, this might be the worst prison ever made by man. Then we've destroyed luscious Ireland to do it too. I really need to fix that leak at some point if I can. It's just not super high on my priority list right now. You know what might cheer everyone up a little bit? Just a tiny bit is some lights. They're in complete darkness. And it's gotta be fucking miserable. Look at them all funneling in through this little one narrow hallway without any light. It must be terrifying. I'm just putting lights on the floor. I'm sure no one will interfere with them. I'm putting down some ice stepping stones here to allow people to just walk out into the ocean a bit just to get a nice view. Just trying to get some peace. Okay, why is there blood all over the ice? That was probably because all the workers are injured. Like they've got their hard hats on. I don't see how that's possible. All right, calling some paramedics. We actually badly need some healing. Please go help people. Just do whatever you can, please. I can't believe this beautiful little outdoor lake didn't cheer everyone up. I really thought it would do the trick. I love how I put these stepping stones around the boat dock. I'm gonna cause the next Titanic over here. I love how I'm shipping in ice to do this as well. I'm creating a perimeter now. They have to be fucking careful about where they drive their boat. Okay, we might be shorthand cells again. Like maybe we should just stop taking prisoners for a while, we clearly can't handle this. We're a small proud nation, but we gotta know our limits. I'm gonna make a patrol inside the cell with them. I'm gonna make another patrol out here. Then another patrol can go up there, around there. There you go, and I get my grant. Now we feel safe. Maybe except this guy in here wherever he is. Good luck. They're all sleeping, but they're all kind of just hovering around the place. If we played music, could we just classify it as a mosh pit and then say it's okay? On the bright side, we're making lots of money. Cash flow is up. Ignore the danger signs. Cell Block B, take that grant. We need to expand this place. Think what we need is more holding cells, just up north, somewhere out of the way where we won't really even notice they're there. What's this symbol? I think the door might have broken on solitary. Someone's out there where they shouldn't be. What are these symbols? What is going on? We might need a patrol in the showers. Yeah, just have someone walking around in circles constantly. So at least I'll be able to tell what's going on in there. Got to be a bit uncomfortable for the showers, but you know what? That fits the theme of the rest of the prison. Only two deaths today. From natural causes too. It was weird, they just stalled age. It's weird. Like the holding cell capacity is only like eight. How many are in here? I don't think I want to know. I'm going to make them a chapel so that they can actually like pray this away. You know what this prison really needs? Some nice flooring. That might cheer everyone up. What if we get a lovely checkered floor? There we go, we're getting nice new tiles everywhere. This is going to look horrible. It's done, isn't it? It's going to be way too overwhelming. I really think the workers have more important things to be doing, but that's the job I've given them now. Jesus Christ, I have 176 prisoners. My capacity is supposed to be 18. All right, I think it's time to expand the great nation of Ireland because we're running out of fucking room. Ignore that. Keep terraforming Ireland. We're going to get such a beautiful country. You're going to love it. As soon as they see the coast off the Wild Atlantic way, they'll be so overwhelmed they'll stop. Jesus Christ, how did five people escape? Where are you escaping to? There's no way off the island. Except for that boat that keeps coming in regularly. That's probably a way out. Do you not appreciate the new tiles I've put down? Oh God damn it, you're destroying a water pump. Look at him out there looking for a fight on the coast. I fought mud crabs fiercer than you. Okay, I'm just going to keep making cells and really trying to make this the best prison it can be. I'm just optimizing the space now because I haven't been, but I think I need to. The music is even scaring me. This is just going back in horrible. To be honest with you, every guard is dead. Okay, well, I'll just hire more. Come on, please. Oh my God, look at them. As soon as they spawn in, they just start dying. Okay, hold on, emergency, emergency. We need backup. Elite ops team, please. A helicopter, please leave. Get out of here. We need someone who can control the situation and it sure as hell isn't me. Oh, at least someone's enjoying the lake that I put down. Stop bleeding in the lake. Oh God, I just realized I sent away the paramedics helicopter and I stranded them on the island, but that doesn't matter. I have lost control of my prison. I can't do anything. Oh, the proud nation of Ireland deserve better than me. And look at it. I even destroyed the fecking coastline. It's all man made now. Wait, the warden's dead. Okay. I don't think a helicopter with sirens is going to solve this issue. Could you please come down on the ground? Where will I drop the guards? I need to drop them behind enemy lines here. Come on, go, go, go, go, go and force. They only have you outnumbered four to one now. Okay, it's under control and everything is fine. And look at all the food we've stocked up meanwhile. This is good. Oh, good luck, good. I can't even lie about this. There's been 35 deaths today. You know what this place needs? A fecking janitor. That would just be fantastic. Oh, no, it's the warden. Our previous warden's dead. All right, we're going to convert the showers into a chapel, I think. It'll solve the flooding issue and also you can just pray the smell away. They're eating a lot, but I don't know what they're eating. I don't know if they're eating each other or what the situation is. We have 233 prisoners, 36 capacity. All right, since my prison is going to shit, I've got an idea. We can get a grant, tool cleanup. Yeah, we'll find lots of, you know, a contraband and whatnot because there's bound to be loads and we'll do a shakedown. Well, would you look at that? It seems like they got a lot of contraband here. Oh my God, we're only feeding about 10% of prisoners. Honestly, cannibalism might be the answer. All right, back to building that chapel. I think that's what we need to fucking solve this whole situation. That guy's still patrolling in there. I'm just going to leave the showers. All right, there we go. Now you can shower and worship at the same time. 131, wait, oh God, 146 require medical attention. Can I just delete all? I'm searching for tunnels, even though I'm not sure how they will tunnel out of the islands. They'd want to be digging real deep for that one. Let's hire back a warden. Just going to drop him into this situation. It's like, all right, fix it. Offer, fix it. Shit, it's kicking off once again. You know what? This is not working. I am not doing a very good job here. I think my warden is dead again. What might be a good idea and hear me out on this is deleting all the walls. This has been done before. Like, didn't they send all prisoners to like Australia or New Zealand? This is New New Zealand. We set out to make Ireland and we made New New Zealand. The music's quite intense. That's just nation building music. That's what happens when you build a new country. All right, well, you know what? That's a success in my book. We're going to end it there. I hope you enjoyed my prison. I'm not sure anyone else did, but this was a really fun experience. I got to say, I really love Prison Architect. I've played it a few times on the channel before. Really liked the idea of the new DLC, even though mine went a bit south, but I guess I just wasn't meant to live on an island. Please, someone get me out of Ireland now. But yeah, I will thank Prison Architect again for the sponsor. As I said, the DLC, Island Bound, is out on PC, PS4 and Xbox One now. If you want to get it, it seems really fun. I encourage you to do so if you like the look of it. I really enjoy the game, but there'll be a link in the description if you want to click on that. And that's about it. So yeah, I hope you enjoyed. I appreciate you watching as always, and I hope to see you next time. Bye for now.