 I didn't know we were going this crazy this episode. I don't give a f**k what anybody says. That last episode, The Cringe Ventures, one of the best episodes. Dialogue heavy episodes are what I love the most. Listen, I don't care if there's zero action in the show for the rest of the entire series. That episode was not cringe, maybe you're cringe. Anyways, we're gonna do another episode today. Two Attack on Titan videos in a row. You know why? Because I don't know what else to react to today. And the episode's called Trader. Oh my god, who? Who's a Trader now? I feel like everyone in this damn show was a Trader at one point. Let's get to it. Shit, I still have crust in my eye. Oh my god, hopefully that's not in the intro. Bro, I literally just rolled out of bed. Alright, let's do this. You know, you know how crazy it is seeing water on Attack on Titan? Doesn't that sound ridiculous? That's how amazing the show is. You see water, and you're so grateful. Oh. Haji, you're too kind. Most of the world gone. They didn't even know a world existed before this season. They thought the world was literally the walls. You know when you just have shit in your eye and it just doesn't come out? Pause. Oh shit, that sounded wrong. Okay, whatever, I'm gay, I guess. Haji needs to keep that patch on her eye. Dude, do you hear this remix of this song? Oh my god! It never ends, it's like every episode is a remix. Is this the sea mix? Because they're about to see? Look at them gearing up. Oh shit. We're gonna have a fucking battle, man. Yo, I don't know what that was. Maybe Aaron is just hot boxing in the sky or some shit. I don't know, maybe he's just got the loud pack. And he's smoking up a joint in the sky. The fat is joint imaginable, the founding joint. And I just realized in that last episode, the rumbling didn't play. So that's minus five points right there on the last episode. That's the only bad part about it. Let's do this shit, boys and girls and whatever else. Traitor, let's do this! Levi, you better stay still in that bed. You're not helping us fight. You're sleeping, goddammit. I feel so bad for these forces. Look how fucking oblivious they are, bro. I just realized they look like donkeys. For Armin being the colossal titan, he's a little ass dude, man. It's crazy. Sometimes the little dudes, they have the biggest dick, so that's just this proof right there. Soda! Connie just says soda. Soda! Soda! Soda! Soda! Soda! Soda! Soda! Soda! Man, I am not racist at all. I swear to god, I'm not. Like, I'm not. But just seeing a black character in this show is just so different. Like, you're not used to it. So when you see him, you're like, is that the main character? But he's not. And he better not fucking die. I swear to god, I'll cancel Attack on Titan. I hate cancel culture. I'm totally against it. But if you kill my man, Asamodo, wait, that's not his name. If you kill my man, Onion Capone, I'm coming for you. I'll turn it to Al Capone. Huh, that's for sure. You don't know who Al Capone is? Look it up. Look at them all. Look at that, my dude. Hell yeah. Praise my dude, Onion. Oh, I love when Reiner talks. I get the biggest Stiffy. It's not even Pride Month anymore, and I still get a Stiffy. I'm gonna shit myself. Yeah, man, it's been a minute since Armin has had a plan. Come on, or we died for you. Oh, they're gonna have to kill people. There's no way getting around this. This better not be no Avenger shit. This is interesting. It's like their comrades, but at the same time, they're not. Oh, shit. Moments like that, man. Oh, my God. Like, listen, man, I will take them talking to each other over action any day, and I love the action in the show. Don't get me wrong, but oh, my God, the dialogue, sequences like that. Is that what he meant? I'm just like you, Reiner and Aaron. Get the fuck out of here, man. That was a beautiful scene. You don't have to tatakai, he said. That better be the English translation. I want to watch this in English one day, and if he doesn't say you don't have to tatakai, I'm gonna write a complaint. I'm gonna send in a carrier pigeon. I'm gonna send in Chantaro with a complaint to Japan. I'll mail him with a letter attached around his neck. We don't say the word fight anymore. We say tatakai. Reiner, you're gonna break my heart. This is so hard, man. Imagine having to kill your comrades. Like put yourself in their position. You can't blame them. I saw Titans crossing the sea. What are these motherfuckers gonna start swimming? Bro, if I see a Titan swimming, I might just cancel my channel. That would be the weirdest shit ever. I don't want to see that. I swear to God. How? How'd you see it? I didn't see it. Look at Reiner, dead Reiner, bro. Yo, Reiner got the mama milkers going on now. Hell yeah. I want to see these cities being pulverized. Why is the camera on them? Daddy? Oh shit, what are you doing? Oh my God, I would. This would be the best day ever if you did this to me. Oh, no! Magato! Magato! Damn. See, she loved it. She fucking loved that, bro. You just made her cream, her trousers. Crazy bitch. I don't call women bitches at all, but she a crazy bitch. He loves Gabby, man. This is too cute. How does he remember all their names? I would never. Oh, my heart. Even they're like, what the fuck? Oh my God, my God. We need you for president, brother. It's wrong to make you bear the sins that have passed due to your race. Reiner. Oh my God. Oh, he's fucking dying. This is way too personal. When characters have moments like, yo, if he dies. Oh no, he's gonna die, isn't he? No one talks like this unless they have a bad faith ahead of them. Oh, fuck. Does this show ever stop? Does it ever stop being God-like? Arming the killer. Fuck yeah. Embrace her inner killer. Oh my God, this town is goodbye. That's it. Birds! Chata, it's your family. Y'all birds better get the fuck away from here, man. You're gonna be part of the ground soon. Oh, Floke needs to die, man. He needs a bullet, I said. Oh, don't play this music again. Don't play this fucking music again. Don't do this to me. This is the Grisha Yeager screaming music. She is a fucking gangster, bro. Oh my God! She is the biggest dick I've ever seen. People in my apartment building probably think I'm just shooting some crazy porn in this room. Well, I am. As much as I hate Floke. He's sexy as hell, man. Yo. She has colossal Titan dick energy. Oh my God, I see what you're doing, Armin. You're playing like you're part of the team. I see you. When did he get a black horse? I don't remember him. That's right, lie. Lie, Armin. Lying gets you everything. Lie, buddy. Damn, he's selling his shit, bro. You should have went to... You should have become an actor. This is Linkin Park? Bro, my heart is racing, dude. That's the ugliest person I've ever seen. I'm sorry. Oh my God, this is crazy, man. They don't want to kill each other. They're comrades. I don't trust these motherfuckers. Look at their eyes. Oh no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Birds, get the fuck out of there. The music rising? This show is no miss, man. No miss is not at all. How did he think it is this fast, man? Telling you all Japanese people, they are something else. Yo, how many times is he gonna say that? Oh, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho. Oh, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho. They are shitting the films. Oh my God! I told you, big dick energy. Blast of dick. Oh shit, I'm sweating. My balls are dripping right now. Whoa, the fuck is this? A demon slayer fire? Damn, man! He's a titan, okay? But we haven't seen him transform since like episode two or three of the season. And that was like the first time we've seen him transform at a second time. But we haven't seen him like this. That still gave me the fucking chills, man. Oh my God, dude, I was rocking out and then Armin gets 10 bullets to the head. Tupac over here. Oh God, now they're playing the piano. I didn't know we were going this crazy to step this up. Oh my God, why is he up? Oh my mother of dick. You better stop that right now before you get too crazy with the CGI. You better stop, bro. You were doing amazing this episode, please don't do it again. Don't do that CGI riding of shit y'all been doing the past few seasons. Do not do it. I swear to God, man. I'll let it slide this time, but I better not see that shit again. Oh my God, this is amazing. I have to do this. Okay, okay. I say this a lot. But God damn it, I'm gonna say it again. That's insane. Dude, dude, like every episode has a scene that goes in my top 10. This scene was insane. Ducani's performance. Armin even showed Beetlejuice. This show does a thing where you know they're Titans and they're not gonna die, but you still get scared because you never know. But the way Armin was just staring out to the sea while Connie was killing them and then Connie just screaming in the air, shaking and shooting the guy like three times out of emotion and just being so jaded mentally about all of this. Annie and Reiner in the sky like this. Oh shit, man. This is gonna be crazy this next episode. I did not expect this. They better not show that CGI Reiner again. I'm warning y'all. I'll send Chantaro with a message around his neck to Japan saying y'all better stop doing that. I'll do it. I'll buy a big S package just for Chantaro or I'll mail him like that. Anyways, guys, let me know down below what you thought of this episode, what you thought about this scene with Armin and Connie. Connie given one of the best performances in the show so far, the emotions. Just them not knowing what to do. They don't wanna kill their comrades, but at the same time, they're not comrades anymore. They're on different sides, but they still were in that same, the survey corps are just in training together. It's just such a beautiful story. It's so confusing, complicated. I mean, not confusing. It's just a complicated subject. Let me know down below. But other than that, I am gone. I need to recover from this. Goodbye.