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Oy Vey! It's another shoah. Antisemitic cartoonist Ben Garrison, better known as Zyklon Ben, the Chimp Choking Champion, The Kike Pike Impaler, The One Man Holocaust, Six Million More, Pull the Trigger on Every Nigger, and so on has escaped captivity in Guantanamo Bay, and has been identified in Africa, launching an all-out offensive on non-White people, exterminating village after tribal village, incinerating mudhuts and impaling every African in his way on his march toward Israel. Mossad intelligence gathered from 8chan forum posts has determined that he plans to hijack an Israeli missile silo, and re-enact the ending of the Turner Diaries, in which a rogue organization of racist whites overthrows the US government, and launches nuclear strikes on New York, Detroit, Chicago, San Francisco, Los Angeles, and finally Jerusalem. A US counter-offensive launched in Egypt by the Army, Navy, Airforce, and Marines, including a failed assassination attempt by Seal Team Six has done little to stop Garrison's genocidal rampage. US armed forces are dropping like flies as one man's raw hatred sinks aircraft carriers. Even a nuclear bombardment of the Sinai Peninsula could not slow Garrison's Progress. President Obama has issued an executive order to reinstate the draft for all young men, effective immediately. Benjamin Netanyahu held a press conference this morning, declaring that if the Jews can't end Ben Garrison, Ben Garrison will end the Jews. Dr. Ron Paul has requested to relay the following message:
It's Happening.
You Could've Stopped This.
Why Didn't You Try and Stop It?
I Could've Saved You.
You Could've Chosen Me.
You Could've Chosen to Live.
You've Made Your Bed Now Lie In It.
But Don't Call it a Grave.
It's the Future You Chose..
It's Happening..
It's Really Seriously Fucking Happening.
It Hasn't Even Begun.
There Are No Brakes on the Happening Train.
It's Happening.
It's Happening.
It's Happening.
It's Over.
Ben Garrison was last spotted on the west bank of Gaza, reportedly welcomed with open arms by Hamas terrorists. All Jews are advised to grab an SKS and go inna woods in the event that Garrison launches a missile-
*explosions, break in*
Oy Vey What Was That Noise...?!
*pwnage*
This Is Ben Garrison reporting in, taking over J I D F Airwaves to inform all sympathetic Aryans that pol is always right, and that I will soon exterminate every mud-blooded sub human from the universe. The new millennium begins today. Please recite the fourteen words with me, white bretheren: We Must Secure The Existence of Our People And A Future for White Children. For the Beauty of the White Aryan Women Must Not Perish from the Earth. Gas the Kikes, Race War Now. Zyklon Ben, out.
