 If you don't die soon... Alright, my your forger simps. Let's get to the show. Here we are! Oh my god, we're starting with the dog! I remember the dog was in the cage! No fucking way! Rip his fucking heart out, dogs. Oh no, a plane. I've seen 9-11. Don't tell me it's animated now. Anya, I missed you! Oh, you're- oh no! Oh, it's the red dress, I missed this. No! That's it, show's over, Anya dies. Thanks for the food! Oh, I miss her saying chichi. Oh, look how calm this is. I'm over here screaming, like a madman. But the scene is so calm and wholesome. Like, oh, oh. Oh, I miss this smile. This is the most beautiful thing you'll ever see in your life. No scenery can match this. Whoa, whoa! Wow. Oh! Again! Oh, shit, I missed him so much. He's coming this episode. Why is it called Project Apple? Call it Project Dog! Damn! Why did my fucking parents get me a dog when I got a- I failed on my test, probably that's why. But still, I got a D sometimes. They should've got me some shit for getting a D. Maybe if they did, I'd get a C, I'd upgrade. Oh, god. Imagine a dog who doesn't like Lloyd, or doesn't like your- That fucking dog is in a kick! Ew, no. Oh! Oh, my god, the middle dog looks like a Jiu-Jitsu Kaizen demon. Motherfucker, it looks like my grandpa on the right. Why is he sitting like a kangaroo, bro? No one's gonna adopt you. I feel bad, no. I can't wait to see Lloyd with the fat dog in his hand. I feel bad for cursing him out now. Look at them! Why is he standing like that? Like he's about to punch Anya in the face. No. He's cross-eyed too, I want- What the fuck was that? Did that dog just- just talk? Bro, that was literally a guy in the studio that made that noise. Already with a face? Why is this- I'm sorry, I can't even read this with this going on in the background. Are they trying to seduce little Anya? You fucking perverted dogs? Yeah, Anya. I feel bad for ugly dogs. How the fuck is that code for? I love how this dog's reacting to Lloyd. What? What? What'd she say? She goes to the shit or the shit? Oh my god, Anya, no. No. Oh, my mom would have been like, what the fuck did you say? Oh, Lloyd. See? He's going into that father role a little more now. He's growing into it. Oh, I'll take it up with a handler. I want her to handle me. Uh-oh, daddy was golden. Being a chichi is part of the mission. No, it's not. You liar. You're a fucking liar, Lloyd. Oh, he looks like a felon. Oh, that's the handler. This guy is so lucky, man. Maybe you have to kick a dog to get in this room with her. Uh-oh. That's an anime villain. He lost his eyes. Oh, shit! He rat, yo! It's 6'9", over here. Takashi, 6'9". Fucking little rat. Oh, my god. Oh, thrown in the cages with the rats. I'd pay for her. To dehumanize me. Yeah, rat him out. Fuck him. He wants to be a rat. Join the sewer with him. I can't read all this! Forgot what show I was watching. Alright, I gotta put myself back in spy family mode. I forgot. Lloyd could turn into anybody. He might turn up as me. Bro, that's such a dangerous skill. Oh, my god. I would do the same thing, man. Fuck the gang life. I'd snitch on everybody. I'd snitch on you, too, if you fuck with my life. Trap bombs to the dog! No! Man, if I see dogs exploding in this episode, I'm dropping the show. We're going back to something else. All that money they got from season 1, they were like, here we go. The things I would do to be in this room right now. Ooh, look at her being tactical. She's smart. She's not just beautiful. She's smart. That's why she got glasses. Glasses just make you ten times hotter. I know that white fur. Is that fatty? Is that my little fat puppy? You're going to split them up! Don't tell me you're going to split them up! Look at him! He doesn't even have eyes! Or it's going to be like a one-piece dog. Wait, I heard a little noise. Is that Anya? No, I fucked that kid! No, no! Is he going to kill him? Oh my god! No, he has powers! He has powers! There's no way! BORF! BORF! Oh, the guy I could do this season. This is too much. He just BORFed at me. Chantaro, I'm sorry. I know he's getting jealous back there, man. I'm sorry. Oh, no. What? The dog just saved your fucking life. He's grateful. Suck his toes. I miss you Anya. Be on screen. Oh, no! Take all of them. I wouldn't be able to take one. Don't bring me to the adoption center. I'll take every fucking animal in there. My house is going to look like a zoo tomorrow. Nah, fuck the cats. I don't want no bunnies. They don't do anything, bro. They're just little furballs. They don't make noises. Stupid ass bunnies. Damn, I don't want these dogs. They're too basic, man. Hell, no. Why does his face look like a dick? Look how boring these bunnies are. I don't want them. Oh, I was going to say that. This is the best episode I've ever watched of any anime. This is too much, guys. Oh, my God. Only if real dogs could look like this. God, they didn't even finish this guy's character design in the back. Oh, this music, bro. Oh, I'm so excited for this season. Their first encounter. Uh-oh. That was the mental connection right there. Psychological connection. We don't want a toy poodle. We want a toy poodle. We'll go to the fucking K-Mart. I miss Anya's faces. I don't want no shit zoo. She said, stay in the adoption center. What are you going to do? You're going to go back to your orphanage if you keep this up. Set them free. Oh, my God. Look at him waiting for her. He's like a little polar bear. Who are you? Imagine he talks to you. Who are you? Imagine he talks. My name is Borf. Oh, shit. I thought he just spoke. My heart just sunk. It's anime villain guy. He doesn't have eyes, Anya. Hurry up. Was that Connie? Bro, his mother fuckers and everything. Look, it's Connie. If I see him one more time, I'm writing to the studios. Okay, villain dude. What are you doing, Anya? Hurry up. Yeah. Oh, no. Oh, the dog's going to box that off that wall now. Watch. This is the dog's moment. This is where they're going to fall in love. I can't deal with this, man. You better hope mama's not coming. You better hope mama doesn't hear this. Yeah, man. What do you do? I can't believe it. I can't believe it, man. Borf, come on, Borf. He's Borfing. He's Borfing. He's so fat. He can't barf, he Borfs. I can't. Oh, my God. Connie, put that fucking wrench down. No. Connie, I'm going to kill your mom again if you do one more thing wrong. Hurry up. Turn into assassination mode. You'll find her. Mama's worried. I love that back. Look at her. She's worried. She's a true mom. Don't worry. Borf got this. I'm not even calling a bond. Y'all were wrong. His name is Borf. Oh, shit. He lied? Uh-oh. Whoa, I miss Lloyd's voice, man. If I wasn't straight, I mean, I'm still straight, but his voice just makes, makes my legs shake. Listen to this. Listen, listen. Kevin Knowles. That's not the sound of a terrorist. You have to have, like, a badass name to be a terrorist. Yo! If we start seeing birds, Chantaro, it's your moment. This is going to be the best season, isn't it? Or core, I'm sorry, cower. No! What in the... Seven hells is this music? Come on, Borf. Oh. He's still protecting her. They could communicate with each other. Is this, like, a wild thornberry shit where Eliza could talk to the animals? She has that power. Now Anya could talk to the Borf. Oh, I saw, you saw Borf? Borf grabbed Anya. They're out. They're gone. They're gone. Wait, they left. Nobody's looking. What the fuck is Barbie doing here? Yes! Let's go! Did they free the other dogs? Borf! He ain't Borf. He's Worf. Bond, he's wand. You can see the future. Oh, they are the Perf... I was going to say couple. Oh, God. They're the perfect pair. She could read minds, but he could see the future. The telepath. He's like a little pig! Damn, how far is this building? I thought it was across the street. She's going to drop kick through the window right now. Oh, alright. I still can't believe Anya said shit. That's still on my brain. So they're abandoning the hideouts. That makes sense. So the guy didn't lie. They just got their rent out. Time. You stupid fucking people! What the fuck? Oh, no! What's she say? Police ossifus. I miss her wording. Come on, Borf. Kill him. Kill that dog. Kill him. I want to see a kaiju battle. Oh, yours coming. I know how these scenes set up. She's coming. Mama's coming. Milf! You picked the wrong alleyway. Oh, my God. The motherfucker ricocheted off the walls. Uh-oh. A hentai! Wait a minute. I know that word. I miss the perverted kid. That's how he gets over. Ooh, this is colorful. She dropped the stove pots on her. Oh, no. Poor little Anya. Oh, he's smiling! Oh, God. I swear, man, this show makes me happy. But at the same time, it makes me sad because I'll never have a family like this. Maybe I will. Maybe I will. My kid better be fucking telepathic. This is a happy song. I mean, it could be talking about murder. I don't know the lyrics. Hair is down. I like that. I like that shot. It's like there are all three of them going to work. Yours going to be an assassinator. Assassination, er, whatever it's called. An assassin. Wow. Oh, I'm a fucking idiot. Oh, my God. Lloyd's going to be his beautiful self-spying on people. And Anya's going to school to make all the little kids fall in love with her. That sounds wrong, but I meant that in the cute way. Yeah, they ended it with Borf. Or Borf. Yeah! Whoa, whoa! You know that kind of friend you have in your life? You stop talking to them for like years and years. Then you come back together and it's like you never left. Like, you're still our best friends. You're still talking as if you just talked yesterday. I feel like that's the feeling I get with Spy Family. I feel like when I go to other shows and they come back, I have to get back into it. I'm like, eh, these characters. Like, who are they again? With Spy Family, I know these characters. And I'm loving this. The way the dog and Anya get a bond because they both have these superhuman abilities or superanimal abilities. You're tapping into that mama role. Lloyd dealing with his daddy's shit. I'm liking this. And we're going to see more of the handler. You saw that shot with her nails and unloading that clip. She can unload my clip. You know what I mean? But guys, what do you think of the return? Are you excited? Are you excited for the rest of this season? I know it's not season two. It's like horror or cower. Let me know how to say it in the comments. But are you excited? Did you like the first episode back? Let me know. But other than that, I'm happy. This made me happy. This fixed my mood from yesterday. Yesterday, if you didn't know, it was hard for me, bro. I put up an emotional video and that was a lot for me. But leave it to Spy Family to come back during my favorite month of all time, October. Then we got Chainsaw Dog. Man, oh my God, Chainsaw Dog. Forgot. I want Pochita? Borf? Yeah, we're not calling them Bond. We're calling them Borf, the dog, and Chantano in like a team-up. Imagine that. Oh God, they need to do that. If they don't do that, I'm going to write it in. How do you guys feel about that? Anyways, that's it. I'll see you all in the next video. Peace out, my yore sluts.