 It doesn't matter what I say or do. I can't escape it. Monday is coming. Most people are familiar with the Sunday scaries, that moment at the end of the weekend where the reality is of heading back to a hectic work week hit you. But recently, two minutes sat down with Sunday, and we were shocked to learn just how bad it really is. Why now? Why speak out now? I got tired of living in fear of being scared. Scared of? Of Monday. Years of never enjoying a weekend because of the impending gloom of Monday morning finally became too much. Was fear always present? I'm fine at the beginning of my day, but after lunch, that's when I really start to feel it. I don't want to feel those Sunday scaries. I want to enjoy my whole day. It's my day. I used to be Sunday fun day. I want to be fun again. An emotional interview with Sunday. Plus, First Saturday, I've never seen that guy once in my life. Fiery surprise chat. Where is he? Huh? You tell me that. Bring him in here, interview him. Let me know what you think. Do you feel like me? No, you know what? I'll tell you what I feel like. What's your name again? Well, yeah, I don't get ****. Come at me. I got Monday at least, dude. Monday! I'm out! I mean, I think that went really well.