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Yeah, get comfy like, you know, Adidas is back with yay. Oh, God. You know what I mean? What are you gonna do about all these people out there saying that a debt needs to be paid, a Lannister always pays their debts. You're a Lannister. I'm gonna say that all these people need to shut the fuck up forever. Ooh! Because we live in a world where people are just getting stupider and stupider and dumber and dumber. Okay. And people will read a headline, but don't even bother to read the details. Adidas and Kanye West are not back in business together. What? We know this already. What do you mean? Adidas for months has been trying to figure out what to do with their inventory. We've talked about it here on the podcast. By inventory, you mean all the easy stuff that they already have. That they already had. And they have yet to sell. And they said that not burning it wasn't an option. And why wasn't that an option? Why is not an option? Because it's a waste of money. Why would they burn all of the inventory that they had? How much, how much in money? 1.3 billion or so. No, no, that's how much they could make. That's not how much they actually had in inventory. I think it was like 400 million or something. Yeah, was it 534 million or something like that? Whatever it was, they have all of this product that they're trying to get rid of. I think the conclusion they came to was smart. Which was? Sell it, give it to charity, which I'm sure will go to the ADL and a bunch of other. So they're giving all the profit of all the money to charity. They're giving, from what I was told, the profit. They're giving some of the profit to charity, which will probably be the ADL and other Jewish organizations. Kanye West is going to get the 15% that he's contractually owed. Yeah, yeah. And then Adidas is going to make their money. So at the end of the day, Adidas will probably end up breaking even, to be honest. So basically, they're doing it so they don't lose money. Of course. They're like, we'll be in business with a guy who said anti-Semitic things. We just won't profit off of it. But we can't lose money. The only way this would work is if they gave the money to charity. It wouldn't work any other way because they'd get so much backlash from these organizations. But they are protecting their investment. That's what's interesting. Of course they are. And you're OK with that. It's business at the end of the day. But what if somebody said the N-word and then the business, let's say somebody said the N-word and Nike was like, well, listen, we already made a bunch of shirts with that racist guy. We got to at least sell the shirts and then cover our ass. And then we'll give the proceeds to the NDA. If they were giving the money to black organizations, I would not have problems. If they're not giving the money, they're just giving the profit. So they're covering their ass first. What are you talking about? They're not giving the money. They're going to make $1.3 billion. And then they're going to give the profit. Yes. They're going to take their $534 back. And then however much left from the $1.4 billion, they're probably going to be giving half of that to charity. Probably like a third at most. It's going to be a third. I don't know what the exact numbers are, but common sense tells me a third. Kanye is 15%. And then the rest of that will be split up between Adidas and those charities. So that's the price to say you love Hitler, by the way, guys. The price to say that you love Hitler and Nazis are good people is 15 to 30% of $1.3 billion. So if you have $300 million, you could say that however you want. And apparently, it's OK. But that's a very short-sighted way of thinking. And I'm going to tell you why. It's a very short-sighted way of thinking, because I don't know how much Kanye's monthly expenses are. I don't know how much Kanye's yearly expenses are. But if you're going to forgo generational wealth for years to come, because you want to say whatever you said about Hitler, that's just stupid to me. No, no, no. Because this is a one-time thing. And by the way, this is a great lump sum of money to have, but he's already rich. It's dumb. You're right. 100% is dumb. But it is putting a price on it. Like, what's the price for saying the n-word? I don't know, because we've never seen a situation like this. But I don't think the prices. I don't think the price of Kanye's paying is worth this. I wouldn't look at this 15% and say, OK, I'm getting 15%. Well, Kanye ain't paying it. Adidas is paying it. They're contractually obligated. That's why what you're bringing up is. No, they're not. They could debt it. They just don't want to lose money. They can lose some of it. No, they can't. Listen, no, they can't. If they're selling Yeezy product, if they decided they're selling Yeezy product, they're contractually obligated to pay Kanye. No, I'm saying that decision is sell it. They could just burn it all, or they could just give it away, or they could do something else with it, right? But they're deciding to continue the deal. Listen, we're in a capitalist country, baby. You know what I mean? But what that got to do with me sucking dick? Because he's not backing business with Kanye. That's where we get into the nuances of deals. And this is why lawyers are very important. There was no lawyer present when you made your deal. But some people might say, some people might say, that the fact that Kanye is profiting off of the sale of Adidas means they're in business together. Those people are stupid. This is the inventory that they had when they were in business with Kanye. If Kanye was coming out with something new, if they said, look, by the way, they would announce it. Hey, Kanye West is backing business with Adidas. I mean, we're doing a new line, easy season, 2000 fall collection, whatever the fuck it is. That would mean they're furthering their- Absolutely. So you're referring to them continuing their business deals with them. And you don't see this as that. Even though you do acknowledge, but you do acknowledge that they are engaged in business because Kanye is profiting off the sale of the goods. They're contractually obligated to pay Kanye West at 15%, which makes all the sense in the world. If they're choosing to sell this product, they can't cut Kanye out of that situation. Can I ask you a question? When you made the deal, did you have a dick in mind? No, I use that as an analogy to show how much I feel like this shit is never gonna happen. It's never going to fuck with me. Have you had people- I would bet me sucking dick on sucking dick. I would say, hey, how suck a dick if I ever suck a dick. No, that's what I'm saying. That's what the whole meaning of that phrase is, to show how assinine, when I made the thing about six, nine, you're not beating these charges, which he didn't, but digital dickheads think he did because he made a deal. That's not beating charges, he made a deal. Now, let's just say you had to. Never. But hypothetically, hypothetically. It's actually a mouth bet, but it's an ass bet. It is a bet, it is both, yeah. What is there one that you would start with? No, no, no. I just would never suck dick. But if you had to. It would have to be like something like- Clone yourself. No, it would have to be like- Clone yourself, it's not even really sucking dick in town. It would have to be like survival of the world is on the line. And even then I might be like, no, we gotta go. Only because- That's selfish. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Your wife, me? I gotta look at the state of the world. I gotta look at the state of the world. If the state of the world is like- Bro, the apocalypse is coming anyway. It's like- You are the apocalypse. Apocalypse, apocalypse now, name it a podcast. I don't know where we're going from here. Apocalypse now is the name of the podcast. Apocalypse now is fantastic, okay. State of the world is on the line, right? You gotta do it, but you get to choose the one you do it to. Yeah. What are we thinking here? God, remove my ribs. Make? Remove my ribs, God. And do yourself. That's what we did before, right? Because you just gotta suck dick. You gotta suck someone else's dick. I saw, I'ma suck Mo and Dick. I thought I had it with the clone, but then you still gotta look at you. No, no, no. And you was gonna be talking that shit about you. Because you was gonna be like, yeah, you would suck dick. I suck Mo and Dick, that's fine. You would be the worst person to suck. That's fine. I couldn't have nobody holding that. I couldn't have nobody holding that over my head. Literally off figuratively. Now you've been, gentlemen. Literally off figuratively. Bro, imagine there's another you walking around the world knowing that you also suck dick. And people dappin' him up. He's like, no, I got sucked. Oh man, the funniest shit happened today, man. My man, you know, you watch Power, right? I've seen Power? Lavela. I lied to you. I haven't seen Power. I just lied to you right there. Lavela. I'm familiar with the show. What's Lavela's last name? Crawford. No, that's the comedian's clue to Lavela. I saw Lavela. Yeah, Lavela Crawford, right? What's Lavela's last name? Lavela. Jenkins, Johnson. Shut up. Lavela plays Drew on Power. Washington. Lavela Adams. Adams, yeah. He plays Drew on Power. Just name famous white people presidents. And Drew is Lavela Adams great. And Drew is gay on Power, right? But Lavela's not gay in real life, right? Come on, bro. He's not. Once you play gay, you're gay. Nah, he's engaged. You gotta fiance and everything. Really? And so... I mean... No. I mean... Really? I mean, he got... I was in the closet, bro. Yeah. Oh, what? What was it, benders? Benders? No, no, no, no, no, no, no. There's Johnny. There's Johnny. There's Johnny, yeah. I had a sex scene, bro. I never saw it. It's not really a sex scene. Oh. But he plays Drew, right? Drew's a gay character. I just get fucked. Really? They show you getting fucked? Nah, they don't do it because I wouldn't do any of that. When you need what it is, it's not shit? What? No, they said, they were like, all right, can we just show your pants around your ankles and take a shot of that and then show your hands on a tile wall and take a shot of that? Really? And I was like, all right, you can do both of those. It's acting. It's acting. Nah, I wasn't acting. Oh, come on. It's acting. I was acting. I was dreaming. He was dreaming. That wasn't... You know, I was dreaming. When he played the gay character on Power, and it was funny because when the... But he's really not gay. Who put that gay in the eye? No, it's your play game, you guys. See, that's Drew. But when the interview was over, the funniest shit when the interview was over, he was drinking a cup of tea and he goes, he goes, shit, this teabag just busted on my lips. No, bro. No, bro. And I go, damn, Drew. He's still in character. He's still in character. He's committed. Oh, no, no. Oh. I don't know why I thought he was going to... Oh, good. Now that I've noticed it, they don't really be kissing. I mean, they just kiss multiple times. He's not even hitting the side. He does a fantastic job. He's from the theater, though. I found, I mean, it was a great interview. Him and Woody came in a breath of clothing. They got to use the CGI from you people for that shit, bro. Whoa, bro. Putting his neck into it. Nah, that's just... He's good at acting. All the gay scenes just back to back to back. It's good acting. Bro, come on, dude. It's good acting, man. Why does this bother y'all? No, I'm getting horny, bro. Oh, OK, OK, OK, OK. Getting so horny in here. Like, explain. Come on, we didn't tell her, fuck out. You like that? Two beautiful black men going at it like that, bro. You like that trans woman at the University of Wyoming? I like them all. You heard about that? What happened? Pull this up, Taylor. Yeah, pull it out. Pull this up, Taylor. Whip it out. We just warming up. Taylor. We just warming up before we get to shooting. Meaning, we're talking about Ja. Pull it up, Taylor. Come on, come on, Taylor. What is the trans woman in Wyoming? I'm going to show you. I want to read you. You brave to be a trans in Wyoming, bro. Wyoming sorority sisters speak out after lawsuit launched over transgender member. Wyoming. That's what they call them. Wyoming. Wyoming. Why didn't you, you had the article, Taylor? Yeah, yeah. Wyoming sorority sisters speaks out after lawsuit launched over transgender member. One sister said there's fighting for women's spaces. Now, scroll down. Now, look at this shit, right? Three Kappa Kappa gamma sorority sisters from the University of Wyoming and their attorney joined the Ingram angle on Tuesday to speak out after commencing a lawsuit over the inclusion of a transgender member. Now, host Laura Ingram reported the sorority member in question, Artemis Langford allegedly would sit on the sofa in a common area watching the sisters walk by for prolonged periods of time. One allegation she added, reportedly stated, Langford was seen having an erection through leggings. Come on, yo. Come on, yo. In the state of the Ingram angle, the national KKG chapter said it is aware that litigation and that it intends to address concerns through the legal process. While we cannot comment in detail on this pending litigation, it contains numerous false allegations, Kappa Kappa gamma values diversity and does not discriminate based on classes protected by state, local, or federal law. Now, what I found interesting is, one of the women said that when they approach the other members, the other members told them if they don't like it, then they drop out. This is where the inclusion conversation confuses me, right? Because inclusion doesn't mean making spaces safe for one person or one group of people, right? So if you have a group of women saying, hey, this makes us feel unsafe, this makes us feel uncomfortable, shouldn't we at least have a conversation before we just jump out there and say, if you don't like it, drop out allegedly? Shouldn't a conversation be had? Yeah. Yeah. And what are they saying about that? I mean, I guess that's why they're going to court. These women have gone so far. But that means that the other sorority members are into it. They're cool with it. I thought you got real bricked up just now. I thought you said, what you was reaching for. I thought it was 70. Yeah. Yeah. Listen. For real, I think what happens is that you need, oh, is that the one? Can we play some of the clip, Taylor? Play some of the clip for Andrew. Play some of the ladies talking on Laura Ingram's show. But the other girls in the sorority have to agree to have that person as a new member. Yeah, they did. I think it was one of those things. So the majority of the girls were into it and then these girls were not? Well, I don't know if they were into it from the beginning, but let's just say, hey, let's say you're hearing about it and you're like, you know what? Maybe, you know, trans woman, let's be inclusive, they bring them in, but then they bring them in and then they see this. They see all this shit happening. You know what I mean? Right. So maybe your ideas can change. That's actually Meg and Kelly, but you could play that one, Taylor. But one real quick before you play it is, one of the things I find quite interesting is that sororities, historically and fraternities have been incredibly discriminatory based on the way you look. So like half a sorority in my school was like the hot blonde chicks. You didn't have to be a hot blonde chick, but like that's kind of the identity and it made it easier to get in. I think there's a female, black female sorority where there was like, they had like the paper bag rule or something like that. I forget which one that one it was, but it was like the light skinned girls. Probably the AKAs. All of that has changed over time, but there wasn't, you're absolutely right. I remember that too. There's a few male frats that are like the jocks, right? The cues. The cue dogs, exactly. And then so- Eat your pussy from the back. Okay, that's cool too. That's cool too. That's fire, bro. That's what this is, that's ovaries and fallopian food. That's what this is, that's ovaries and fallopian food. I thought of the throwing up, but I'm like, you know I ain't gonna do it. I don't want to get mad about that type of shit. But I guess what I'm saying is they've been so discriminatory. It is very interesting to see a situation where they're trying to discriminate, which is historically consistent. And- Hold on, hold on. I just got it. What? When he said when the cues throw it up it's ovaries and it's fallopian foods. Yeah, that's what it looked like. I thought you was like holding the chinks up. No, no, no. I thought you was doing it. No, I was doing it actual. Throw up, don't do that, they don't like that. What do you mean? They don't like when people throw up, they say. This is, I'm not a cue, I'm a gynecologist. No, you look like a cue, especially when you wiggle your fingers. I'm a gynecologist with my ovaries and my fallopian foods. And you look like the cue when you wiggle your fingers, you like the cue and LGBTQ. Do I? I'm an LGBTQ dog? Hi. That's not a part of it. LGBTQ dog is nuts. LGBTQ dog, we need the gay cues. Where the gay cues at? I'm sure it's gay cues. Really? I'm sure, like I would think. But what you was saying? You don't even remember. I don't remember. Because I'm trying to think of another joke. Yeah. Because a lot of times the cue dogs were football players, right? Yes, the cue dogs were the jocks, absolutely. And the cap was with the pretty boys. What you're saying is absolutely true. But what about the LGBTQ dogs? Do you think they join because they're like, are there some tight ends and some wide receivers? It's not going to be a dog, it's not going to be a dog. No, shout out the cues. I'm saying the LGBG, what is it? LGBTQ. LGBTQ, LGBTQ community, plus. LGBTQ plus community. LGBTQ, HD, Disney plus. Community, plus community, yes. But play-to-play, play-to-play tale, play-to sorority, sisters. And that's the scary part. It's a weird feeling just to know that I could run into him any time full access to the house. But this just goes to show like we need women's spaces for that reason. Like our house is our home, just like any else's home. Like you go home at the end of the day to feel comfortable and relax in your own skin. And you can't do that knowing that this individual has full access to your house. It is also really uncomfortable. Just because some of the girls in the house, I know they've been sexually assaulted or sexually harassed. So some girls live in constant fear in their home. And our home is supposed to be a safe space. And to paint you a picture just a little bit further, men are never allowed on the second floor of our house except for move in and move out just to help us lift heavy things upstairs. So it is seriously an only female's. Well, this is what I don't understand. What I don't understand is if you have a group of women simply saying they feel unsafe and they feel uncomfortable, how come we can't even have the conversation? Like shouldn't those women be allowed to have a voice? Like isn't that what real inclusion is? Inclusion means don't exclude anybody. So also I don't understand why they didn't have this conversation with those young ladies beforehand. Why didn't they tell them what this is going to be like? You know what I mean? Why didn't they talk to those ladies and talk to those women that are in the sorority and tell them like, hey, this is what life is going to be like with this trans woman staying here in the sorority, yada, yada, yada. Like, you know? Yeah. I feel like it was a good compromise though. Like the trans woman can't live in the house but she can still be in the sorority. I'm fine with that. But if these young women are saying, hey, the trans woman is sitting there when we come out of the shower and they're looking at us when we come out of the shower and they're visibly erect. And they're also in the lawsuit. It talks about how the trans woman likes women. So the trans woman is on Tinder trying to pick up other women and things of that nature, which is true. Caitlyn Jenner, you know, still is in the women. She's back in the house still. Flame is in the women. So it's like, do you have trans women who are into women? So you can see why that would make somebody uncomfortable. Why would, how can we not see how that would make a woman uncomfortable? Yeah. Yeah, I think it makes perfect sense, dude. Not in this world that we're in. The only thing I dislike about that video is that they kept referring to her as him. They was misgendering her. Yeah, he was misgendering her. I don't know if they was misgendering her on purpose. They was just misgendering her as they saw it. You know what I mean? What they should just keep saying is the young lady with a penis. And he was, or she was fully erect. Yeah, that's what they should keep saying. Because that's what really, when you hear that, that's what you're like, what are we saying? Yeah. You know what I mean? That's what they should just keep saying, young lady with a penis. You know, show her some respect. You don't think it's helpful to have, like, I don't know, someone open a pickle jar or some shit like that, like. What do you mean? You know, like I'm just saying. I don't have no problem with this person being in the sorority. The only thing I have an issue with is these women saying they feel uncomfortable and unsafe, but yet they're the ones allegedly that are being told will just drop out. And it's not the first time we heard that. Like whenever women complain about, you know, when we saw the basketball team complaining about playing against a trans woman, they told, they made the woman's team forfeit. That makes no sense to me. So we're just not listening to women anymore, period. All right, let's get to the story of the week. All right, let's talk about your boy. Jabba Ranch, South Carolina's own. Free job, man, free job. South Carolina's own, yeah, free job from his own ignorance. That's what we need to be, that's what y'all need to be freed from. Grizzly's star job, Moran, could be in more trouble after once again flashing a gun during an Instagram live stream. Video surfaced over the weekend, and Moran holding what appeared to be a handgun while riding in a vehicle. Back in March, Moran was suspended for eight games after flashing a gun during another live stream at a Denver nightclub. The Grizzlies, our NBA have not yet commented on the video. Adam Silver did, Adam Silver definitely commented on it last night during the NBA draft. Yeah, what's your thoughts? Just, it's incredibly stupid. We were talking about this on flagrant a little bit, but yeah, I just think that the NBA players start to disassociate the money that they're making from their behavior. And I think that's the biggest issue right here. Brick's bound on that, Brick did that. Like, he makes half a million dollars every two weeks, whether the team wins or loses. Really? I thought it was like every other game. Or whatever it is. The check comes in no matter what. You know what I mean? Like, if we suck a bunch of weeks in a row, like our numbers take a hit. That's right. And our potential money in the future takes a hit. That's right, that's right. You know what I mean? Everything we do is performance-based. Exactly, 100%. But they're not in the NBA. You have these guaranteed contracts, and that's what it is. And then so I think what happens is, you start to separate yourself a little bit from the money. You don't see the actions. Like, for example, if he only got paid if the Memphis Grizzlies won a championship, please believe a lot of other shit in his life would be different. Now, that's not realistic. But still. So I think that there's just this huge separation. And once there's that separation from the money and your behavior and not only behavior on the court, but off the court, just a completely separate from the money and no real repercussions. Like, we know if three or four infractions, that means there's 30. Oh yeah. He is a handler on the team that is with him all the time, that knows he's getting fights during pickup games, knows he's flashing a gun doing all these things. Like that, you do not have a max player without a handler. And this guy is, you know, the handler has been telling a team, yo, this kid is wild, he keeps on doing his fuck shit. It's eventually gonna get out. Four stories came out. That means there's 40. I mean, yeah, you know, I don't know. I don't know what it takes for him to learn a lesson because no team is gonna drop him. And even if they do, they're gonna continue to give him second chances. And there really are no repercussions for his actions. The league would have to suspend him for a year. And even if they did that, I don't know if anything would change. I think there's repercussions. Because the money's guaranteed. I think there's repercussions for his actions. And I agree with everything that you just said. It goes back to what I was saying about Kanye though, right? Jai got a four year, $196 million contract. Is that the only money you ever plan to get? You're only 23. So think about this, think about this. It's the only money you ever need, bro. Is it? Ask LeBron. LeBron, ask LeBron how he felt 20 years ago compared to now when he's a billionaire. But you have to look at a guy like LeBron who's been at peak stardom since he was 16 years old, has never really gotten in any trouble, has this billionaire icon mentality. Now? Even when he was younger, dude. The guy, you never saw LeBron getting caught with fucking pulling out straps and beating people up. I guess what I'm saying is, he had his eyes on the prize from a very young age. This kid doesn't have the same discipline. He doesn't have the same drive. He doesn't have the same hunger. And it's not even close. But that's what I mean when I say what he's doing is very short-sighted. Do you think a kid like that can't run through $190 plus million dollars? Oh, you're 100% right. What I'm saying is a kid like him who's not exercising discipline, and I hate that we use this excuse that he's only 23 years old. Especially when you're talking about somebody like LeBron. In his field, he has enough examples of people who've done it right. And there's other 23-year-olds in the league right now who are not flashing gun shots. Speak on it. You don't hear about them punching 17-year-olds in the head and all that other shit. Speak on it. You're 100% right. So it's like we keep using that young excuse, but is that really an excuse in the NBA? Bro, when you see a kid on the street pull out a gun or a kid get arrested with a gun who's 21 years old, 22 years old, whatever, right? When you see a 16-year-old do it, you go, they got their whole life ahead of them. But when a 22-year-old gets arrested, you go, what the fuck is wrong with you? You're 22 years old. Why are you acting like a kid? The word up. When a college athlete gets in a bar fight or something like that, we go, you're 21 years old. Why would you fucking do it? You're on a football team, you're on whatever. Like, I think there was that quarterback who got in a fight in a bathroom. Do you guys remember that? He got his shit rocked. I forget, anyway. But we go, what the fuck is going on? And then this guy is 23. He's been in the league for a while. He's been an actual professional adult for a while. And we're making these excuses if he's a child. He's not a child. What makes him more egregious is two months ago he did the same shit. And he went through the whole press tour and sitting down with jail and roles and did the mental health thing and said, he said himself, I know what I have to lose. Oh yeah, his chat GPT response. I need to be more disciplined. I gotta hold myself responsible. He said those things. And then two months later, you're on a video holding up a gun again? Yeah. Come on, man. Insanity is doing the same thing over and over and expecting different results. It would make me feel better if they came out tomorrow and said, yo, he's got a problem with drugs. I'm serious. He's got a problem with alcohol. Because then there's an excuse, right? Yeah, I hear what you're saying. You want to know that there's an issue here. You don't want to know that somebody is just that unreasonable or lacks that much of something. You don't want to think somebody is just this stupid. You know what I mean? And once again, you can go back to the money aspect. You think that's the only money he's going to ever make. And do you think somebody that's showing you how irresponsible they are can't run through $194 million? You wouldn't be the first NBA player to run through hundreds of millions of dollars not at all. You understand what I'm saying? And once again, we talked about 194 million taxes. He's not in Florida. He's not in Texas. So he's still got to pay taxes in Tennessee, federal taxes, agents, managers, lawyers. So it's not 194 million people. He's already lost 40 million. Wait, really? Yes, he lost 40 million. He didn't make no all-NBA team this year. And you tell me why John Moran didn't make any of the all-NBA teams. Because if you had made just one, the first all-NBA team, second all-NBA team, third all-NBA team, he gets another $40 million on top of 194 million. No way. Yes, that's a fact. But he can still do it, you're saying, in the next year. Kendrick Perkins said on ESPN, I didn't vote for job because of his off-the-court behavior. That's what Kendrick Perkins said. And I'm sure a bunch of other people felt like that. So you've already cost yourself $40 million already. And you know what's interesting here is that like, he could do all the fun dances, listen to the NBA young boy, do all the things. Nobody would really give a fuck. I'm sure the league would be like, oh, I wish our next superstar wasn't so like ingrained with hood culture or whatever they would say. But as long as he's not toting the guns, as long as he's not doing it, they don't really give a fuck. Bro, LeBron been doing it for years. LeBron will get online and listen to the- Every single album it drops. You can do that. By the way, I hate you. When I say I hate you motherfuckers, I hate you motherfuckers that keep saying this dumb ass. Well, politicians, you know, they pose with guns and they have their kids posing with guns on Christmas cards. Can I just tell you the one fundamental difference? The one fundamental difference is these politicians, they get money from gun lobbyists. These politicians get money from the NRA. These politicians campaigns are funded by the NRA and these gun lobbyists. Of course they're pro-gun legislation. But here's the difference. John Morant is signed to the NBA. He gets his checks from the NBA, not the NRA. You fucking idiots. It's really just that simple. 100%. And there is a difference. I think a lot of times like if John Morant was toting his gun to a song that was about hunting buffalo or going out with your boys and hunting a deer. And he had one of the Elmer Fudd rifles and he's chilling with his orange vest and walking around. I don't think that he would get nearly the amount of scrutiny is if he's in the car with his homeboys, listen to hip-hop that's probably the song that's about shooting up the ops and then bringing out the car. I'm gonna tell you something. I don't think hip-hop has anything to do with it. I don't think the music has anything to do with it. I'm gonna tell you what, once again, people are not thinking. Well, make the argument. What is it? Easy. I'm in a fucking club where there's alcohol, probably drugs and I'm on Instagram Live waving a gun. What about when he's in the car? I'm in a car driving, listening to music and I just pull out and start waving a gun. Why? That's dangerous and reckless. Does anybody remember Plactical Burst? Yes, 100%. I guess what. I could be in a club and just be waving a gun and the gun could just go off. I could hurt myself or hurt somebody else. I could be in a car just waving the gun and the gun could go off, hit myself, hit somebody else. I don't think these people, listen, I'm not saying I'm right on this. I haven't heard anybody on ESPN or anything say anything about hip hop or the music. It's the fact that the way he throws the gun around is just reckless. It's so hard giving pushback because it sounds as if like I'm trying to excuse Ja for his stupidity. You are. But I'm not though. But what I am trying to just say is, you say, hey, he's being extremely short-sighted. A lot of people in their early 20s are very short-sighted and do stupid shit. So what? Yes, and it doesn't excuse it. But if he's like emulating a lot of the people he's fans of, because in their videos, they are toting guns and they are waving them around while they're having fun with their friends. So if he's doing those same things, he's really just having fun with his friends. But we look at it so stupid because I'm like, yo, you're putting. It is stupid. When I look at the rappers in the videos, I think it's stupid. You just brought up rappers? Yeah. Because he said videos. But that's what I'm saying. They're emulating the rappers. What are the rappers talking about shooting their ops? Not just the rappers though. People are doing that period in this social media era that we're in. Sure, I guess what I'm saying is it's hard to distinguish between because I think race plays a component in absolutely everything, right? So it's impossible to be like, I just got nothing to do with race. It does, right? Because I think when you see a black dude listen to hip-hop and then bring it out, your gun, you're thinking, oh, I'm gonna shoot the ops. That's where I'm going. I'm not thinking, oh, I'm gonna go pheasant hunting. But also because, once again, and I'm not saying race don't play a component in everything because you're absolutely right, but once again, we look at this shit as isolated incidents, which sounds so fucking stupid, right? We look at these two situations of him waving the gun as isolated incidents. You gotta factor in everything else that he's been accused of over the past year and some change. You got away with all of them. But all of them had something to do with a gun. No, no, you're right. You're 100% right. No, no, no, no. So it's not just he's waving a gun. It's like, this dude might be a dumb. We're talking about two different things. Like one is the connection to rap and why listening to rap and pulling out the gun during the rap song is gonna make people have a different reaction than if some white dude that's an NBA player has a hunting rival over his shoulder and has listened to country music, right? And if that did. Because the association isn't gonna be violence towards other humans. It's gonna be violence towards animals. And for the reason we're okay with that. And the record shows. But that's one thing. And then separately is the record, right? Separately is what else he's gone through. I do believe though, sincerely, if John Morant, now it might be different. But I sincerely believe if John Morant was out with Phil Jackson and they're walking around in Montana and they had rifles over their shoulder and they were listening to some Luke Combs country music, nobody would say a single fucking thing. If anything, they go, oh, look at John Morant. Cool, like he's getting in touch with nature. But that's context, he's hunting. I think you're making my argument, we're on the same page. I think the context of this is, oh, he's doing hood rat shit with his friends, right? To quote the genius, what was the kid's name? Who knows? Yeah. No, no, not a little kid. I know you're talking about. And I think that's what makes everybody go, whoa, whoa, whoa, what the fuck is going on over here? We don't wanna promote the hood rat shit. And that's exactly what this is. We should be asking ourselves, and you're not wrong at all, but we should be asking ourselves, why does he want to do that? Listen, let's just say he wants to be like all of those rappers. Yeah. You wanna be them and they wanna be you. You the one that's up 300 million, y'all. Yeah, none of them. But it's always been like that. No, it hasn't. No, it has. It's always been like that. It's not only hip hop, it's athletes wanna be rappers, athletes wanna be musicians, musicians wanna be athletes, yeah. It's always been like that. The grass is always green. But he's the one who should be in the driver's seat. He's the one who's up $300 million. And this is not to excuse the behavior but he has gotten away with it. You guys just said, oh, if there's four things here, that means there's 40. So that means the leak has known about those 40 other things and they've been letting him live his life and he's been getting away with it. Well, let's talk about it. So now it's easier to make a mistake like this when I've done all these other things that I got away with. Well, let's talk about it. He didn't necessarily get away. He's getting sued by a 17-year-old. No telling how much money he gonna have to come up off for that shit. They did an investigation on the laser thing. Nothing came with that. I just heard about this situation in the mall in Memphis when he threatened the security guard. I don't know what came from that, right? He got an eight-game suspension from the last gun-totin thing. And for the past two months, he's been on the thin ice. It's kind of been a probationary period. Let me ask you guys. Little slabs on the wrist. So what you think's gonna happen now? They about to make an example out of him. No, I know so. He's already lost 40 amps. And that's the only reason why I bring the age component into it because he doesn't have the wherewithal and the foresight to see what really can lose because he's been getting away with it every time thus far. I totally disagree with that because once again, he's 23. There's other 23-year-olds in the league who aren't doing this. There's other 23-year-olds that have came before them, before him that haven't done this. And this right here, look at that. Look at that headline. And they were older. Grizzly Jammarant losing out on 40 million after being named all NBA. The only reason Jammarant who led the Grizzlies to a number two seed and average 27 points a game this year isn't on the all NBA team is because of his off-the-court behavior. Can I ask you guys a quick question? When you guys were 23, did you feel the allure of the street life and were you aware of the stupidity of chasing it? Were you chasing it? No, I wasn't doing that no more because I just started out. I was doing radio. So I think I'd been doing radio for a little bit at that time. I think I was on the end. I definitely was on the air by the time I was 23. Did you feel a pressure to live up to? Yes. What these rappers are talking about? Well, not pressure to live up to the street life, but I was still in the street. Like those were still my peoples, you know what I mean? But I realized you can't do both. And how did you... I realized that early. How did you break away from that? How did you... I stopped Cold Turkey because I found myself getting in trouble still. Oh, okay. For shit that I had nothing to fucking do with. Right, right. You know what I mean? Oh, no, I can't, you know, I can't live both lives. Like I can't be around the same things I was around. Because you recognize that it was gonna hurt not only your now, but your future. Absolutely, 100%. Alex? So now imagine if those times where you were getting in trouble, just a little right up here or a little just slap on the wrist that he's like, whatever, I kind of got away with this. Like that's what the level of punishment he has had the spot for a person who's about to bring in 200. You're not wrong, but you are wrong because there's a million people around you telling you what you stand to lose. And this is what I hate about these conversations. We put ourself... We can't put ourselves in these people's shoes because none of us in the fucking NBA. Let me say one. None of us have to deal with the NBA. None of us have endorsement deals with N.G. You're right, you're right. Empowered. Let me tell you one thing about this. Is most people I would imagine around Marant right now are making money from him. Absolutely. And when that is a situation, unless these are like your dear friends that you've known for a while, it's very hard for them to communicate to you that you are fucking up because they start to worry about their ability to survive. Oh shit. If I go criticize the Golden Goose, maybe I'm out of here. Not to mention, like you see the people around him are videotaping them all the time. They're getting tons of clout off of it. All these people jumping their lives. They're seeing their Instagram followers go up. It's like, it's a good life for them too. They don't want to fuck up their life. We've seen this. There's been certain people, friends of ours that may be or colleagues of ours that, maybe I wouldn't say friends, but people that we're aware of and we've seen, you know, living lives that maybe we wouldn't advise. Absolutely. And the people around them don't seem to be saying, hey, slow it down. Or they tell them and the person still keeps doing what they want to do. And everybody keeps talking about Jai hanging around the wrong crowd. Shit, Jai might be the wrong crowd. Yes. You know what I'm saying? He might be the influencer. That's what it looks like to me because I'm not blaming none of the friends. I'm not blaming the father. The only person that's held accountable for Jai is Jai. And the crazy thing about Jai is once again, go back two months ago. This man did the prep walk, baby. He did all the press conferences. He did these conversations where he told us he knows he gotta do better. He said he has to make better decisions. He said he knows what he has to lose. If a person says all of that, you're either the greatest liar of all time or you're just incredibly stupid. I think it's a combination of both. I don't think Jai in his entire life has been held accountable for his actions outside of the success that he's received from playing basketball in an incredibly elite way. So in other words, he's probably gotten in trouble plenty of times. He got in trouble in high school, right? We never heard about it though. Because they keep everything quiet because he's so good at basketball. You know, this is. Enabling the behavior. Enabling, exactly. He doesn't believe there's repercussions for his actions. And why should he, if he got caught beating up a 17 year old, nothing happened. Got caught putting the gun out, nothing happened. The strip club photos come out, nothing happened. The mall security thing, nothing happened. If nothing ever happens, why should he believe anything's gonna happen now? But we keep saying nothing happens, but that's not necessarily true. Send an eight game suspension is nothing to him. You don't know that? Come on. We say that, but that's a lot of money lost and you love basketball. No, no, just because you're spending doesn't mean you lose the money. You still get paid. I thought it was a non-paid suspension. I don't know if legally they can do that for not breaking the law. He didn't break the law. If you break, why do we keep saying this? It's not about legality. It's about morality clauses in the NBA. Those are vague. The thing about that, where they don't wanna go to trial about that, I was asking some guys in the league, is that you can't make the argument that he held the gun in a menacing way. It is okay to hold a gun. You have to brandishing it in a menacing way is illegal, but just holding it in a dainty way, which is what he did, is not menacing and not illegal. Listen, but in the NBA, and I looked this up, in the NBA, the morality clause violation is anything the company feels is damaging to the brand. That's why the strip club is worse than the gun thing. Because it's legal to- But no, the strip club is terrible because he was on a work trip. He wasn't just in the strip club. They was there for a game. Of course, of course. But the NBA is looking at him in a strip club with girls all over and the money everywhere and they're like, this is not what we want. The NBA is looking at the gun thing and they're going, are we really gonna tell half of our fans that they shouldn't hold guns? Because half of the NBA fans have guns. I don't think that's what, why do we keep saying it? This is not- I'm just telling you what I've heard from my friends at the NBA. I have heard the opposite. From anybody at the league? Yes. That's interesting. It's not about two-way, there's plenty of players. They got pictures of Draymond Green holding guns. There's plenty of players that have been pictured holding guns. It's not the guns, it's the recklessness of how he's using the guns in the video. He's waving the gun in the strip club. He's waving the gun in the car. Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. On top of everything else. Yeah, yeah. Directly, yeah. That he's been accused of. It's the recklessness of it. Yeah, exactly. He even said that on the draft last night. It's not about the guns. He's not using proper gun safety protocol or whatever it is. But with NBA, in the NBA, the morality-clawed violation is anything the company feels is damaging to the brand and harmful to relationships with fans, sponsors, and broadcast partnerships. Listen, it's simple. If you don't wanna abide by all that, quit. Just retire from the fucking NBA. Give up your Nike deal, give up your Poway deal, all of that shit. If you don't wanna abide by whatever those rules and regulations are, just quit. They don't wanna do that. Or just plain devil's advocate from his point of view, oh, I just gotta keep balling out. Because if I keep balling out, I'm good. That's not true. It is true. That's not true. Nike didn't drop him. How do you know they won't? I mean, after the first situation they dropped him. They haven't checked. No, no, no, I'm making Alex's argument. He hasn't received any serious repercussions They said $20 million is a lot of money, bro. No, but that's not taken away. Yeah. It's not like he had it and they removed it. It was, he could get it, but he didn't. It's right there. It's different, though. He would have made all NBA. Why would John Moran not make all NBA teams, John Moran can't make one? Okay, I'll give you an example. Jesus Christ. What we know about investing now, damn, how we just put a couple dollars in Google, a couple dollars in this, a couple dollars invested in back when we were fucking 17, 18, the amount of money we would have right now. Your generation thinks very short-sighted and I want y'all to look at this. It's not the generation. He's making 194 million. Let's just cut that in half. Number one for taxes. Let's go back to managers, agents, and lawyers. Once again, do you think he can't run through $30, $40 million? He can, of course. Easily. And then what? I don't disagree with you. I'm saying he's just thinking short-sighted. All of us are, because we're saying like he didn't lose anything. He hasn't gained anything either. No, no, no. When people say you can lose everything you have. No, we're all on the same page. Yeah, 100% we agree. 100% we're all on the same page, we agree. Well, we're not saying that he didn't lose something. We're saying in his mind, it doesn't feel like there's been a punishment yet because nothing that's been guaranteed to him has been taken away. Well, give him a minute. He had no guarantee he was gonna make all team MBA. Maybe in his mind he started saying, yeah, I'm gonna make that shit, but it wasn't guaranteed to him. And so far everything guaranteed to him has still been guaranteed. So it's like, whoa, next year. We gon' see, if Nike drops him, that would be big. And you know what? Adidas is gonna come swoop in and take him. His deal with Nike ain't number $12 million. Wow. For now. Yeah. That's what I'm saying. Y'all still so early. It's only been four years. This man can't have the potential to make a couple billion dollars. I mean, he could be the face of the MBA. He could be the face of the fucking league. But I don't think he is the discipline. I'll be honest with you. What you said is the key word. And that's what I'm realizing about this era that we're in. And this era don't even just mean age. It's just a lack of discipline all across the board. People really feel like there shouldn't be any consequences to your actions. And discipline is what separates the greats from everybody else. Period. You gotta have discipline, like discipline. I don't wanna be a, you don't wanna be a flash in the pan? People will forget, yo, if things don't work out for John Morant, he never wins a championship. He never wins an MVP. He doesn't have a long MBA career. He ends up fucking up the money he has made. Who wants to be that? Who wants to be the, don't jow your life now. Don't jow your life now. Don't jow the Moranty life. Who wants to be the cautionary tale for NBA players and athletes to come? Are you right? Who wants to, who wants that? You're right. You're right. He just doesn't believe that that's him. Yep. And he just doesn't believe anything will happen. But we gonna see. And even with his apology that he put out the day. Which was so generic, it was unbelievable. There's no way he could even read that. I would love to see him just read that off of a paper. I'm sorry for the people I disappointed. Who did you disappoint? Like, let me read this to everybody. Calling him a dumb ass in the media. Did you see? That's not disappointment. That's just because you're a dumb ass. I'm not disappointed in you. You're just, you're a dumb ass. Did you see? Are a bit disappointed. Did you see Lil Duvall? Lil Duvall looked up what chat GBT would have as an apology, generic apology for when you fucked up. It was almost word for word the exact same thing. That's hilarious. Where is it, Taylor? I'll get the Duvall version up. No, I'll get the Lil Duvall version up. It's hilarious. Chat GBT is phenomenal. Yeah, it's terrible. And amazing at the same time. You saw what Elon Musk said yesterday on CNN. What did he say? George Soros? No, he said, I actually screen shot. Okay, John Moran. I know I've disappointed a lot of people who have supported me. This is a journey and I recognize there's more work to do. My words may not mean much right now, but I take full accountability of my actions and I'm coming back or something. I'm committed to working on myself. And I'm committed to committing to work on myself. Chat GBT, right? I deeply know I've disappointed a lot of people who have supported me. This is a journey and I recognize there's more work to do. My words may not mean much right now, but I take full accountability for my actions. I'm committed to continue to work on myself. Brother, the best apology is changed behavior. Like there's nothing John Moran could say right now that anybody would give a fuck about. Because two months ago you said the same exact shit. Two months ago you sat across from jail in roles and told him, you understand what you have to lose. By the way, if he understands what he has to lose and he chooses to lose it, that's on him. But I can't sit around and be like, damn man, I can't make excuses watching this brother blow his life. Do I think he's gonna do it again? Taylor just asked, do I think he's gonna do it again? I have no evidence that shows me he won't. Like, and that hurts. He's from South Carolina, I wanna see him win. Like the only thing worse than John Moran's personal choices are Zion Williams' outfits. Like it's unbelievable how bad my South Carolina brother from Zion, from South, and I dress terrible. Wait, wait, why, why, why? This is Google Zion Williams and I'll fix Taylor. I dress terrible. If I'm telling you Zion Williams' dress is terrible, it's like every day he tries his best to come out of the house with the worst fit part of him. Where have you even seen him? Just Google it. Because he's not playing. That's the point, he's always on the sidelines with these horrible outfits on. Yeah. But a lot of these players have horrible outfits. Taylor, not just Zion Williams. And we just don't see him. Jesus Christ. No, that's crazy. No, click that one. No, that's absolutely crazy, man. What is that? I don't even know. Are those pearls on the jacket? Bro. That shit got it. Bro, that shit don't fit. It just don't fit right. It's what? No, they ain't rips. That's like beads or something. Sleuth design, man. It's like a jean jacket. But you know what? I wish it kind of flies. I would make a lot of them. It just don't fit him good because he's a really big dude. There's a TikTok about Zion's horrible outfits that is hilarious. Oh, yeah, Zion Williams has officially been crowned the worst dressed NBA. That looks crazy. Hold on, go to that one with the eye of Sauron. No, this headline is hilarious. Scroll back up. Zion Williams has officially been crowned the worst dressed NBA player. Playing more games would probably shift focus from his terrible fashion choices. Jesus Christ. I mean, what the fuck? I would much rather Zion be making horrible fashion choices than horrible life choices, though. That was right. Well, I said, no, I said, Zion. I mean, I would rather Zion be making horrible fashion choices than terrible life choices. And I wish, but on the flip side, yes, I wish Job and Ramp, I wish this was his only problem. I wish Job's outfits were his only problem. What do you think about the NBA players using the walk to the arena as like a fashion runway? I think it's dope. Yeah, that's who I am. The reason I think it's dope is because that's another extreme income because that's probably what gets them mad free clothes. You know what I'm saying? And I'm sure that they probably do get paid by some people to wear certain brands because everybody knows that they're gonna be walking. You know what I mean? That shit is better. That shit right there is probably better for a brand than a fashion week or some shit. Yeah, like an influencer post. Or the Met Gala. Yeah. You know what I mean? Like, that shit is way dope. And for somebody like Russell Westbrook, people laugh at Russell Westbrook for whatever reason. I don't think y'all realize Russell Westbrook got his own clothing line. Does he really? Look, pull it up, Taylor. Yeah. What's the Westbrook got his own clothing line? And that shit is booming. That shit is doing phenomenal. Yes. Pull it up, Taylor gang. Pull up Russell Westbrook's clothing line. What's the name of it? I forgot the name of it. Honor to the GIF. Yeah, it's good. Yeah, it's Honor to the GIF, right? Yeah, it's Honor to the GIF. So, I mean, I'm sure Russell wears a lot of his own shit. The overalls and the pants and the shorts and all of that shit, the hats. They did a collaboration with Jordan. Like, did y'all be on y'all 90% of the time? You laughing at Russell Westbrook, but that motherfucker is caking. And I think that that shit makes a lot of money, too. Google would honor the GIF made, Taylor. I want to say it was like a hundred, but I don't want to misquote anything, but that shit has done very well in sales. Yo, get that money. Should we pay some bills? Yeah, let's pay some bills, man. Salute the mood. 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Five million in revenue and Westbrook expected to grow 30% year on year in 2022. I mean, that's incredible. That's incredible. You start your own motherfucking clothing line and you make five million dollars. Yeah, that's incredible. That's phenomenal. Good for you. Good for you. She's not to be Hampton. I think she's like the art, the creative director. Really? Yeah, she used to be his like stylist and now she became the creative director of the brand. That's awesome. Church announcement shows what we got. Yo, add in some shows, man. We're also gonna come to Salt Lake City Memorial Day weekend. Those tickets are up right now. If they're still available, you can get them at theandershulls.com. Thank you guys so much everybody who came out to the shows in Phoenix. That was incredible. So great to be back on stage, man. I love, that's my favorite thing to do in all of entertainment is stand up. So it's really great to be back on the road again. And yeah, then we added another show in Reno and then Calgary. And yeah, thank you guys so much, man. Yeah, I don't have nothing. I'll probably be doing a daily show this week with that damn writers craig. That might be a minute before that wraps up. It's not, I agree with you wholeheartedly. I don't see it wrapping up no time soon. Cause I think that that chat GPTAI thing is like, I'm with the writers on pushing back against that shit and saying like. Can you explain to the people what the hangup is in the contract? Well, I mean, it's a lot of different hangups in the contract, but that one in particular, they're just basically saying chat GPTAI can't write none of our scripts. And then the studios are going. They pushed back. We're like, no, we want them to be able to write scripts. They haven't said they want to yet, but they just pushed back, which tells you everything you fucking need to know. Because the second they don't need the writers to write. Oh my God. They're not gonna hire them. Oh my God. You know, the only thing I don't understand about the chat GPTAI shit though is, let's just say AI replaces 300 million jobs like they're saying. If humans don't have money, who's gonna fucking spend money at these companies that are replacing humans with AI? The idea, I think, with all technology is that the jobs shift. So like, instead of coding for websites, you're gonna be coding for AI. And you're gonna be developing like more sophisticated- But instead of AI can code itself? Right. So like, every technological advance creates more technology. So like websites come out. And now instead of, I don't know, engineering a farm, maybe you're gonna be an engineer on some tech shit. You're gonna learn how to build websites, whatever. And then AI's gonna come out and you're gonna still need humans to build these other components or whatever it is. That's not how capitalism works, people. Generally speaking, yeah, I think it will eliminate certain industries. And I mean, that's what's happened with globalism, right? It's like, once we found the ability to like make products in other places, the places in America that made those products kind of fell apart. I think it should scare everybody. I was watching CNN yesterday. I had to pull up his name, ChatGPT Creator, and open AI CEO, Sam Altman, his urgent law makers to regulate artificial intelligence during a hearing. And he said the same thing yesterday. He said, it was him and Elon Musk. Well, Elon Musk, I don't think he was at the hearing, but I guess they was doing an interview with him on CNN. And Elon Musk was like, his exact words was, because this was the lower third on CNN. I sent it to Chris just to scare the shit out of him. But the lower third on CNN was, Elon Musk warns there's a chance AI destroys humanity. And the CEO of the creator of ChatGPT says the same thing. So it's like this, if there's a chance something could destroy humanity, why do we need it? Why take the chance? I mean, we got nukes. Everybody don't have nukes. Andrew Shows don't have possession of nukes. I don't have possession of nukes. You don't have possession of nukes. A country has possession of nukes. I see what you're saying. People that have a real shit possession of nukes. Everybody has access to it. Gotcha. What the fuck? Yeah. Could you trust everybody with a nuk? Yeah, no, no. What the fuck are we doing, y'all? Yeah, it is tricky, man. What are we doing? It is tricky. I mean, do you know anybody who really uses it? Do you use it at all? They wouldn't tell nobody, because they out here cheating, probably coming up with these fire ass jokes and fire ass POVs and using it on their own. They wouldn't tell nobody if they were. Bro, I tried to use it. It's not good with jokes yet. You tried? Yeah, I tried. Let's try it. You got it? Well, actually, you know what? I did try all the weeks that you said, like I needed to warm up that one. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Maybe it's an execution, bro. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Maybe it's for all the execution, y'all. I wasn't even talking. I was an AI voice. I was just mouthing my lips. Sometimes it's delivery, y'all. Sometimes you might say some shit that's whack. I'm like, watch when I use it. You know, man, it's just about how you do it, man. Slutak guy Ed Sheeran. Yo, that's great the way that he won that lawsuit. Yeah, Ed listens to the brilliant podcast. That's a good friend of mine. We need Ed on an episode, man. He loves brilliant. I mean, he would do it. Let's make it happen next time he's in town getting sued. Well, he got sued, basically. They said that he had ripped off the chord sequence for, I believe, Let's Get It On. Yeah, he wins the second lawsuit over alleged imitation of Marvin Gaye's Let's Get It On for thinking out loud. What he said is there are 100 songs or 1000 songs that have used the exact same chord sequence as Let's Get It On. And he just started playing them all in chord. And then they went so far as to look back to like the 1700s to find ancient songs, classical music that was written with the same chord sequence, and it was there. And he was basically like, you can't say a chord sequence is owned by one artist because it's been existing for hundreds and hundreds of years. What you do with that chord sequence can be a song, but there's a limited amount of chord sequences, I guess, that make sense that are pleasant to the human ear. Yeah, I don't think this happens if thinking out loud isn't one of the biggest records ever. Sure. And I don't think this happens if Ed doesn't, because if you've ever been to an Ed show, when he does thinking out loud, sometimes he doesn't mash up of thinking out loud and let's get it on. And I think- So he- I think that brought attention to it and I think just the song being so massive. You know what I mean? Oh, there's money, people go and find it. And that's why Ed was saying, if I lose this lawsuit, I'm done. Like it's a wrap. Because he understands now there's precedence to sue over every single song he's made. Absolutely, absolutely. I think he said something like, it's almost like if someone owns the color red, like all art, you have to pay this one person just to use red for everything. I'm suing you for your hair. We're Ed. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Now the lawsuits are endless. Now I'm suing you for thinking out loud. I'm suing you for your goddamn red hair. I'm suing you for every motherfucking thing, man. Slew to Ed, man. I'm going to see Ed next month. Oh, out in London? No, no, no, he's performing in Jersey. Oh, really? Yeah, he's performing all in Jersey on me. Maybe I'll go to that. On the 11th. You want to go? Yeah, what day of the week is that? I think it's a Saturday, Saturday or Sunday. I'm not sure if I'm in town. Yeah, June 11th, because he was creating my daughter and her friends. I don't know if my daughter is really... It's a Sunday. Yeah, I'll pull up to that. It's a Sunday. Yeah, my daughter and her friends want to go see Ed, like badly. I've seen him in concert. I have, too. He's phenomenal. Yeah, that's my guy, that's my guy. I told you I went to the garden and saw him and I went to the garden again in the same week to see him. I went Tuesday. And the second time I wore a Knicks jacket in case any of the people who worked at the garden was like, yo, you back again? I thought the Knicks was playing today, bro. I didn't even realize. I must have got tickets to the wrong thing, bro. Nah, it's phenomenal. Ed in shape now, too, bro. Nah, he's so good and he's by himself. I don't know if he still does it like this, but when I saw him... There's no backup man or nothing. Is this him in the guitar? Yeah, he's creating the drums just by hitting the guitar and then looping it, creating the background guitars. I mean, it's just so... Effortlessly, effortlessly talented. Like, that's what I said. We don't see gifted talents. He's a gifted talent. Like, we come from the era. You had to be gifted to be on. I don't give a fuck what it was. Like, you had to be gifted in whatever it is you did to get on. We take musicians like Ed for granted nowadays. It's like he's just naturally gifted. I saw Wycliffe, he was performing. Gifted. Oh, yeah. Oh my God. Gifted. He's playing the guitar and then all of a sudden he starts, he puts the guitar behind his head and just starts playing it behind his head. Then he hops on the drums and he's playing the drums all for the same song. I'm like, yo, you really created every single part of this song. The behind the head thing might be a little Bill Clinton-ish. Just the behind the head. No, no, no. It was live, like I'm telling you. I'm telling you, once he stopped playing, the music stopped. It wasn't like it was... Why are you hating on my man? Let my man be great, yeah. You know what's so funny? After last week's episode, there was so many saxophone sightings from Bill Clinton. I was getting mad. Oh man, like somebody, who did my man Xavier from Trap Nerds DM me? He said, let me see if I can find this. He said, Bill used to come play at Grambling all the time. Like, get the fuck out of here. See? He was like, wasn't Grambling? Bill and Apology, bro. No, no, the way Bill likes his apologies, I can't do it for him. I didn't make a bet with Bill. I didn't make a bet. Oh yeah, he said, I'm listening to response fatigue. Episode was funny. Bill can play sax. He came and played at my old college, Grambling State a couple of times. Still don't mean he was playing it though. I don't know. That was either Dre Oz, David. They sent it from the Trap Nerd podcast. I don't know who sent it. What you think about this Jamie Foxx story, bro? It goes back to what I've always been saying, and I literally said this two weeks ago on Breakfast Club. I was like, why do we have to speculate what happened to a person? Why do we even care? If we know something happened to a person, why can't we just send our prayers and keep it moving? Like, why do we have to come up with these stupid ass conspiracy theories? Like, I've been hearing some, I didn't even know these conspiracy theories existed. Like, somebody put a hit out on Jamie, or Jamie revealed something about Diddy, and I'm like, what the fuck are y'all talking about? Like, it's just wild to me that people have to make up shit. To justify it. To justify it. And by the way, Jamie are his family. None of them owe us an explanation about anything. That's true, that's true. Like, I was having a conversation, and the person was like, somebody like Jamie spends his whole time trying to make us like him. So he owes us that. I'm like, all he does is his art. He acts. Yeah. It's not like he's on social media setting himself on fire every day for attention and lights and retweets. He acts. We go watch his movies and we love his movies. What else does he owe us other than a good performance in the movie? Yeah, that's true. Like, what the fuck? What did you think about it? You don't think it was a little bit strange how media and even close friends of saying like, please, please pray for him. He's not looking good. Maybe those friends on the closest they think they are. That's true. I saw people like Kevin Hart saying he's good. Oh, really? Kevin Hart said that on a, was it Jake Paul? No, was it Logan? Was it Logan? I don't know if it was Logan. It was somewhere I saw him potted and he was like, you know, Jamie's stable. He's, you know, he's rehabilitating or whatever. I forgot how, I don't count paraphrasing him. Maybe we can find it and insert it. But he said this. His people that are close to him were bigging him up. Like, you know what I mean? So it's just like, what are we doing? They even posted from his Instagram account one day, you know, feeling better day by day, appreciate all the love. Like we made up all this shit in our mind about what was wrong with Jamie Foxx. Yeah. So I don't know. Oh, is this it? Oh yeah, it goes. Oh, here you go. Here you go, Taylor. Finally. Got it. Some production. Wow. Finally, Taylor. Good shit, Taylor. The dope thing is that he's getting better in a situation. And you know, everybody's prayers, everybody's love, energy, all that stuff is seen and felt. That's what Kevin said. Yeah. He said it. He said this a couple of weeks ago. It was that, is that Logan's podcast? That's not Logan, right? Yeah. Impulsive, yeah, that is impulsive. To be able to just check him and stuff like that. So, you know, they're being tight. And for reasons just about where he is, because Jamie's always been a private person to a certain degree. It's like if something happened to Beyonce, God forbid. Or Jay-Z, God forbid. Would we really expect it, no? They're private and naturally private people. And when I think about it, I'm like, shit, Jamie has been a private person. He's out. Like you see him outside, living his best life. But he's not out here spilling his personal business all over the place. Yeah, good point. You know what I mean? Yeah. Something happened to Tyrese. We gon' hear about it. We need to know. Yeah, we gon' hear about it. His motherfucker tells us everything. Yeah, you can't just stop talking. God forbid something happened to Tyrese. But we, that, I feel like I need to know. Tyrese, you tell us everything else. Don't get to hiding now, buddy. You know? What else we got, Taylor Gang? Congrats to Chris too, man. Chris, you was nominated for, well, we were nominated for Webby, right? No, what was the award show this weekend? Webby's were, what was that? Monday night in New York City. That was Finding Tamika. I crashed. Finding Tamika won. Yeah. You was nominated though. Oh, you guys won? Yeah, Finding Tamika's won in everything, baby. We sweeping up. Really? We shoot the Eric Alexander and Color Farm. Like Finding Tamika is like, it's beyond on fire. I can't even, like, if you would have to be in the audio world to understand, but it's like the equivalent of winning the Emmy already and the Oscar, and they've won everything. Like, you know. What do you call that? Like the EGOT? The EGOT, yeah, the EGOT. But the EGOT is when you win an Emmy or Grammy or Oscar and a Tony, Finding Tamika's won everything. Like every major audio award there is, they've won. What's Finding Tamika again? Finding Tamika tells the story of a young lady named Tamika Houston, who went missing in the early 2000s from Spartanburg, South Carolina. She ended up getting murdered. But that story, her story sparked so many things. Like the Black Girl Missing Foundation or Black and Missing Foundation. There's careers that were started. You know what I mean? Like at the time, Tiffany Cross was at America's most wanted and she got attached to the case. And the funny thing about that story is, if you listen to Finding Tamika, there's something in there. I can't remember what chapter it's in, but it talks about how everybody who has assisted in Tamika getting her story out has been rewarded in some way, shape, or form. Cause it's got like a supernatural element to it. Like you got to, like if you haven't, man, I'm telling you, it's a great listen. I'm not saying that cause it's on our company, SBA Productions. It is a fantastic, fantastic listen on Audible right now. And I mean, it is doing great. And the beauty of it is it's still telling that story, not just the Tamika Houston, but talking about the epidemic of Black and Missing Women in this country, you know? So yes, go check out Finding Tamika. Yo. And some 85, you know last weekend was the like the anniversary of the bombing? Well, it's May, yeah, May 13th. May 13th. Yeah, so that's when I went down to Philly, I went down for a panel discussion about the anniversary. Okay, okay, okay. But y'all were nominated, y'all didn't win though. I think so, yeah. Hold on, did you watch Guardians of the Galaxy? Of course, of course I watched Guardians of the Galaxy. I heard an unbelievable theory about this. Talked to me. First of all, incredible film. It was good. Heartfelt, so heartfelt. I enjoyed it. James Gunn is an absolutely brilliant creator. I enjoyed it. His ability to like pull at your heartstrings, but in a way that makes you feel happy. I was talking to Shubb about this, and Shubb was doing some kind of research about like what was specifically so good about the journey and the story. And one of the things that James Gunn does is he gives characters what they need, not what they want. And that's why when you're crying, if you do, you smile a bit, right? It's like that beautiful scene with the dog. You know, the dog just wants to be told good dog the whole time, and then that finally he gets, he takes the rocks and saves his thing, and then he goes, he's a good dog, then boom. And you're just like, you want to like cheer. There's like moments where he can induce the reaction of like, wooing. So, Shubb hit me with this theory, and he goes, you're familiar with James Gunn's history with Marvel? Yes. Do you know about his firing? He got fired for some, it was some me too shit, right, or am I tripping? No, not me too, but it was around, it was tweets like joking about like pedophilia, but it was clearly sarcasm and jokes or whatever, but this was the time where everybody was going back into tweets and like canceling people. Before you could blame it on Chad GPT. Pardon? Before you could blame it on Chad GPT. Exactly. So he comes in, Marvel gives him the opportunity and creates Guardians, right? And Guardians becomes kind of the cornerstone of how they're going to make Marvel movies. There's a real shift in Marvel movies after Guardians where they do like this more comedic approach that also has that heart. And everything kind of like, I don't want to say copies, but that is the new version of how you make a Marvel movie. And then he gets thrown away and cancels. And then they realize that they can't recreate it without him. So they have to go back and do anything in their power to get him to come back to Marvel. And if you look at the Guardians of the Galaxy Volume Three, he is Rocket. Marvel is, it's a fuck you to Marvel. So Rocket Raccoon, Marvel is the evolutionary, the high evolutionary, right? Who creates life, gives the opportunity, gives the opportunity to James Gunn, can't quite get it right. And then all of a sudden the thing that he gave the opportunity, the thing he created had independent thought, something that Marvel couldn't create and made the thing that Marvel couldn't create. So now I need you back. And then he tries to throw him away because he thinks he can recreate it, but they cannot create without that thing that Rocket Raccoon made the independent thought. So he does everything he possibly can to get him back, to create the thing. And ultimately he goes, fuck you, I don't need you, I'll go somewhere else. And where is that? DC? Yeah, who knows if somebody just put this meeting on top of the movie, but there are some fucking great parallels right there. Fantastic there, fantastic there. Isn't that fucking cool? I thought, should have cooked that up. I was like, that's incredible. Fantastic there, and, and, and, I mean, yeah. And he starts his own new team at the end. You know what I mean? Well, he's the leader. Yeah, and no longer a big player. Makes perfect sense to me. You're the captain now. Run with that, right? Is James Gunn doing, he's the captain at DC. James Gunn has me interrupted in DC. I hate DC, DC has historically sucked. But he is so good at storytelling and evoking emotion that like, I gotta give him a shot. The flash looks fantastic. The trailers for the flash look fantastic. Oh, I thought you were talking about designer flying back from Tokyo. No. No. No. Marfa Stewart, an 81-year-old entrepreneur is the oldest model to have ever graced the cover of the Sports Illustrated Sports Illustrated. I saw her the other day. Really? She looks great. She looks absolutely fantastic. How do you feel about her gracing the cover of Sports Illustrated? A woman got mad at me the other day because she said, you're supposed to be about women's empowerment and you're shaming her. I didn't shame her not one time. I got asked a simple question and I answered it. The question was, am I interested in Marfa Stewart on the front of Sports Illustrated? And my answer is no, because I've never been interested in Marfa Stewart. I mean, she looks beautiful. I've never been interested in Marfa Stewart. Like, I started caring about Marfa Stewart when she got paired with Snoop. Hmm. You know what I mean? I'm not interested in Marfa Stewart. When did I tell you you picked up a Sports Illustrated, bro? I mean. That's what I'm saying. None of this, these aren't my things. Never, yeah. But she does look good for 81. I got to see those 81-year-old feet right there. Them steppers. Nah, bro. That's when you know she's 81. Hold on, hold on. Let me go in, go in. Let me get closer. She does look good. But the reality of the situation is there's a core audience of Sports Illustrated people who probably don't want this. I mean, there's a lot of shit Sports Illustrated puts out you don't want. Like, I don't need the athlete issue. Like, I don't need to see what a girl who does shop put for a living looks like in Bikini. Like, you know what I mean? It's not for me. But I think what they're just trying to do is get attention right now because we got so much titties and ass on the internet that you can't just do titties and ass in a magazine. Yeah, you got to be, you got to see some seasoned. You got to have seasoned titties and ass, yeah. Age TNA, some fine. I mean, she looking great for 81, bro. Your wife looked like that at 81, you're good. Yeah, man. Your wife looks like that at 81, you're probably dead. You probably clocked out at 74, 75. But you had a good run. You had a good run, man. You had a good run. You had a good run, man. Go out there and show that thing, baby. If you can still get somebody to spike it at 81, do you boo, do you boo. Yeah, it's Luther Martha Stewart, man. I need some stem cells, bro. Let's talk about Ron, Ron. Who's the Florida Governor, Ron DeSantis? Who's Ron DeSantis, yeah. I don't know. I don't think he's running for president yet. He's the governor of Florida right now. Oh, he's the governor of Florida? Yeah, he's officially signed the bill into law to out-prevent the university and colleges within the states from spending money on diversity, equity, and inclusion programs because the bill will also limit how race can be discussed within the classroom. Ron is interesting, because Ron does a lot of things that clearly, this is white supremacy, right? Is it? Like it's not obvious. It's pretty obvious how Ron feels. Don't you think? I don't get it. Tell me, explain this, man. He signed the bill into law that's preventing university and colleges within the state from spending money on diversity, equity, and inclusion programs. This limit, the bill will also limit how race can be discussed within the classroom. So this is what a reaction to critical race theory? Oh, no, he already did that one. That was a whole other bill that he signed in the play for the critical race theory. That was something else, totally. Yeah. Oh, yeah. And then he signed the other thing with the migrants because I saw a lot of them aren't showing up to the construction sites or something like that. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Cause he basically was like, we're going to ship you guys up north. Like he was like- If you're undocumented. If you're undocumented. Which is weird, yeah. We were talking about this on Flagrant too, I think where it's like- What, it costs a word? Say what? Cost a word? Not a cost. What? They come to Florida. No, no, it was like they don't really got illegal immigrants like that in Florida. Like the illegal immigrants are coming into Texas, they're coming into Arizona, they're coming to California, but like they're coming into that border over by Mexico. It's hard for legal immigrants to just land in Florida. And the ones that do land, like if they come from Cuba, they're legal. You get the foot on dry land, you're legal in America, that's the rule. So I think he's doing a lot of like political posturing. And I think he's miscalculating what is most important to Americans. Like the poor guy is floundering. Like Trump just decided to come on the scene and he sucked all the air out the room and DeSantis really doesn't know what to do. So he's trying to like policy himself into the office. Like nobody, nobody cares about Disney. Nobody cares about this critical race. But those are all Florida issues. But the thing that Ron does that is smart, he does these things that become national issues and it makes people in other places who may be with Trump be like, oh, he on the same shit our guy's on. Our guy, the same shit the GOP is on. And so he's doing it from Florida but it gets so much attention on the national level. If there's people that say they would rather Ron than Trump and there's matchups that show Ron can beat Biden. I think Ron would be Biden. I don't think Trump would be Biden. You don't think Trump is Biden? You see that's what people are afraid of. People think Ron, bring the mic in Chris. People think Ron could beat Biden but they don't think Trump can beat Biden. So Ron might be the better option. I just don't think Ron can even lick Trump's nutsack. But you get Trump out of here. You gotta put him in prison. The only way he doesn't run is if he's in prison. That doesn't make him strong. I mean, I guess physically. Physically, he can't. But if he is physically capable of running, he will run and then Ron doesn't have a chance. He doesn't have the personality. When the guy speaks, it's weird. What about Nikki Haley as an alternative? She's not even in the conversation, dude. Trump is gonna eat these fucking corn balls alive. The problem with the Republicans that are running is they're all corny. Like, say what you want about Ron but when you see him talking, he's kinda corny. And then Nikki Haley, I don't even know where the fuck she is. I don't even know what she looks like. South Carolina, former South Carolina governor. Yeah, so it's like, you need something. Like the thing with George Bush Jr., say what you want about him. His dude wasn't corny. Like, he was not corny. Like, nah, George Bush Jr. was corny. You're capping right now. He was corny. He had no charisma, no nothing. What are we talking about? You wanna know something? You wanna know something, honestly? Yeah. George Bush Jr. probably beats Obama. Nah. You're out of your mind. He's probably out of your mind. He probably beats Obama. Nah. First of all, George Bush Jr. didn't beat Gore. So what are we talking about here? Like, you're bugging. What do you mean? Wait a minute. Are you saying that elections can be faked? Absolutely. Huh. Yeah. 100% So is Trump. He is. But the people say that about Trump too. Just saying. Just saying. But definitely, they all throw that around. There's some ballots out there that we need to read. Did Trump stole the election in 2016? Of course. What is what it is? Okay. So I didn't know they said that. I thought that was an easy victory for him in 2016. I don't think they said that. They said he didn't win the popular vote. Yeah. They said the Russians, that's what they, that's the whole Russian vote. Anyway. Do you guys watch Accession last Sunday? No, but I heard it's great and everybody likes that stupid show. I need my daddy's approval. I'm rich and white and I need my daddy's approval. I know I can go fuck off to my mansion somewhere in the world and be totally okay, but daddy won't like me. Da, da, da, da, da. I thought you love HBO shows. Bro, that show stinks. Really? I tried to get into that show and that show is like, these are the most boring white people. I understand like white people didn't grow up with these people, they're like fascinated by it. They're like, rich legacy money, what's it like? But like, I knew people kind of like this growing up and they're just the most boring fucking people. And the idea that like everyone on that show could just move somewhere and live rich with no problems and they choose to be involved in this makes me incapable of caring about the show. There are no real stakes. That is the Achilles heel. Say again? That is the Achilles heel. That is the Achilles heel, the Achilles fucking ACL, the Achilles labrum, every part of your fucking body that can tear, that's what it is and I cannot get into the show. I'm sorry, I've tried. I've tried. Come on. Well, anyway. Daddy, but da, da! Oh, I'm sorry. Da, da, da, da, da won't like me. Da, da won't give me company. Da, da! So it's not the Kardashians is what you're saying. Bro, dad's dead in the Kardashians. Hold on now. You mean like dead named or like? No, he's, there is no dad. Oh, Robert. Yeah, I thought you were talking about Katelyn. Psst! I don't know what you're talking about. I thought you were talking about Katelyn. Nobody give a fuck about Katelyn. I thought you were talking about Groove. Nobody cares about Katelyn's approval. But now Chris, Chris, that might be it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Chris might not like that. So Sussession needs somebody just telling a dog, it's a good dog and now you're on board with it. Are you shitting on Guardians of the Galaxy Dream? No, I'm just saying like Sussession is a good show and he just hates something that everyone else loves. That's Andrew Schoke. Am I the biggest dick writer of HBO? Yes, you are. Name a bigger dick. I'm not a dick writer. You celebrate shows on HBO. Name a bigger, I call myself a dick writer of HBO. Okay, did I just celebrate one of the most popular movies ever, Guardians of the Galaxy? Yes, you did. Okay, so you can't say that I'm just hating on the population. You loved The Last of Us. I love Last of Us. I love everything popular. I'm Mr. Top 40. If it's popular, I love it. And Succession is popular. Maverick, Topka Maverick. I love it. I don't want to hear everybody's like artsy take about it. It's why I love popular stuff. I love artsy shit. I love, I watched one episode of that fucking hotel show on HBO and I'm like, oh my God, this is fucking incredible. I get the hype. Succession sucks. And if you like it, you suck. So are you calling it Sussession? That's how they should spell it, S-U-C-K, Sussession. You just don't understand stakes if you like the show. You're literally looking at rich white people that can leave their problems and choose to stay in it and going, I hope it works out. That's gay. That's not the shit. That's gay. Yo, sitting every Sunday going, I hope rich white people stay rich is the biggest loser shit I've ever seen. Hold on, hold on. You are a loser to know this. Bro, I don't want to hear no shit about it. I've never seen this. I don't want to hear no shit about white supremacy. I don't want to hear no shit about the white patriarchy. If you are not white and you're watching every Sunday like, I hope it works out for the rich white people that control the media. My wife likes it. The only reason I know about it is because it's satirizing most people. Boo! Boo! This show stinks. It's good. This show, you don't watch it. This is it. Daddy, can you put your balls on my face, daddy? No, but daddy, I want balls on my face, daddy! Is it incest? It would be more interesting if it was incest. It would be better if all of them just did the thing they want to do and sucked the old guy's dick. Say what? Yeah, it's a series, yeah. Taylor Swift's a series. It sucks, dude. It is so bad. It's so bad. But they made it just like the election in 2016. He's like Rupert Meridoc. All right. It's so bad, dude. Just give him a couple bucks. His wife will start watching and they'll be like, it's so bad. I tried to force myself to like it. Couldn't like it. Damn. Bro, watch Guardians of the Galaxy. Save your time. It's classic. Lots of dog do what its owner wants him to do and just feel all the joy from that moment. That is beautiful. That's right. Sleuth the Cosmic. Oh, this just came in. Uh-oh. Comments. DeSantis signs mobiles today. Oh, God. DeSantis signs bill aimed at transgender care, pronouns, and drag shows. Wait, what does it say? What does it say? That's what the bill is. It's DeSantis signs bill aimed at transgender care, pronouns, and drag shows. LGBTQ advocates dubbed to measure as the slate of hate and an all-out attack on freedom. He signed a series of bills on Wednesday taking aim at transgender treatment for minors, pronouns of schools, bathroom use, and keeping children out of drag school. Let me ask you a question. He said, we're not doing the pronoun Olympics in Florida. All right. He's cooking right now. He cooked it. He cooked it on a national level. Yeah. No, OK, so here's the thing about the drag queen's teaching in the schools or reading to the kids or whatever like that. Here's the thing about that. Everybody goes like, if you reject this, then you hate LGBTQs, you hate transgender, you hate whatever. Right? You've heard that before? Yeah. OK. Have you ever seen a drag show? No. Have you ever seen a drag show? Yeah. Have you ever seen a drag show? I've taken my kids to drag shows. You have taken your kids to drag shows? OK. Why? You're a fucking weirdo. Yeah, I love that word. Like, seriously, why am I a weirdo? You should be put in prison. You fucking weirdo. Listen, no, no, no, hold on. Hold on one second. Let me tell you something. Drag shows are some of the funniest, OK? Raunchiest. Have you seen anything like RuPaul's Drag Race? Yes. Oh, OK, yeah, I've watched RuPaul's Drag Race. OK, OK, OK. Sassy, hilarious, talented. I'm talking about dancing, and a lot of the singing is not actual singing. It's a lot of what is it called lip-syncing, whatever. But they're choreographed to it. But they have actual stand-up jokes. They build in fucking bits. Some of these dudes could do stand-up. But after seeing a drag show, no part of you should go, I need my kids to watch this shit. No part of it. So as an adult, humor is what you're saying. It's the most adult. The most adult. I seen it at the restaurant. You know, they used to have that restaurant where it's like, it would be drag people. Performing while they're serving the food. They do it a lot, but you're talking about the one that's on First Avenue between House and First? Yeah, it's now closed. Or First and Second. It's now closed, but it used to be. Yeah, yeah. That you could bring kids to. So I used to go for the entertainment. That was just wild sexual, bro. The whole thing is sexual. It's part of the shtick. Maybe if you take it to a play, Chicago was a Broadway play that got dragged in. If you see me do stand-up, you shouldn't be like, I need my kids to watch this shit. I agree with that. Right? And if anybody saw my stand-up and was like, we need shows to read to six-year-olds, I would understand if parents would be like, that motherfucker? That crazy motherfucker that's making those wild ass jokes? I don't want my kids seeing these wild ass jokes. So what you're saying is it's not the drag, it's the content of the. Exactly. Like, it's not dressing up. People have dressed up their entire lives in front of children. You see it every single time in Times Square. They dress up as Minnie Mouse. It's not a fucking mouse that can talk. Like, there's time to do dress up. It doesn't matter. But the content of a drag show is specifically raunchy and sexual. And seeing that, and then going, wait a minute, my kids are gonna get that? You have every right to reject it and be like, what the fuck is going on? My only pushback on that is that the drag queens aren't doing the drag show for the kids. Exactly. They're reading the stories. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I understand that. But my point is, if you're a parent that doesn't know that and only is familiar with drag shows, and all you see is drag show for kids in the headlines, you're gonna go, you're not a bigot for going, wait, why the fuck would we pick the hilarious, funny, raunchy people to read to the kids? It's not even that same, man. You really think that's a problem? You don't think it's a fact. That's a problem for me? You don't think it's a fact of seeing a grown-ass man dressing woman clothes that might confuse their child and the people who are a bit more close-minded to that type of thing. That's not the issue. I'm gonna be able to do more. No, that's also the issue. What I'm saying is the rational person that doesn't see that, like a rational person like me, right, who has gone to drag shows, thinks they're fucking hilarious. My wife watches RuPaul's Drag Race all the time. Drag culture, awesome, great, perfect, hilarious, entertaining. In no way am I seeing that and going, they need to read stories to kids. Yeah, yeah, yeah. In no way. And I think that me saying that and having that reaction, a lot of parents having that reaction does not make us bigoted. It goes, I don't understand why you're taking the hilarious raunchy thing and making read to kids just like I don't understand why anybody would ask me to read to kids. If I'm also the hilarious raunchy guy who says the really offensive things and some parents are like, bro, I don't need you making blackface jokes to children. Like what the fuck is gonna confuse them? And I go, well, it's my humor, it's fun. It's like, no, no, they're six. They don't need to hear your crazy offensive humor. I wouldn't call them not progressive. I wouldn't call them too conservative. I'd be like, I get it. Chris, thoughts? Well, why did I take my kids? I'll start there. I live across, I won't. You can't ask me that. No, I want to know. I want to know. Okay, go ahead. Which one, I live across the street from a major cultural institution in New York City which puts on all sorts of cultural free shows and I try to take my kids when they were younger to everything that was available because that's why I'm paying, the rent I pay in New York City to have access to that stuff. So it's free. It's free, right? Insert joke? No. Okay, okay. I thought you were going somewhere with that. Not at all. Jew! What? What? Sorry, sorry. Wait a minute, wait a minute. What, that's all right. That just jumped out of me. I'm sorry. Chris is Jewish though. Wait, yep, yep. He is. He's trying to throw that out there. Anyway. And I have been to the show. Whoa, that was crazy. I didn't even know, I said I blacked out right there. I just blacked out and that came out of me. Okay, go on. And look, so I take my kids two times, there were drag shows across the street from my house. Two times my kids went, they were not, I've been to the shows, I forget the restaurant's name on the lower east side, another one you're talking about. Those are raunchy, those are sexual. These were not that. It was people singing essentially. Both times my kids found it incredibly boring and we left after 10, 15 minutes. It was what it was. It didn't, I don't think change their lives one way or the other. There wasn't anything that I thought, there's a little sexual in Uendo, sure. But if your kids growing up in New York City, they see way worse than that on the street every day. There's nothing to get uptight about. I can't speak to whatever these books are, people are allegedly reading across the country. This is much to do about nothing. There was nothing going on. You know what it feels like? And I saw the good sister, Erica LaShea. I'm not messing up her last name. I saw her talk about the other day, how we get stuck in this world of stupid podcast questions. And we can actually insert Erica if we want to, but yeah, Erica LaShea, LaShea or LaShia, I'm sorry, Erica, if I messed your last name up. This is why I want us to be released from the clutches of stupid podcast questions. As a community, we discuss all sorts of situations and hypotheticals that'll likely never occur because it's entertaining. We really have to think about the ramifications of a lot of these dumb conversations because all the men in the comments was saying that, see, this is what's wrong with modern women, because they won't serve a man, but it's like, who's gonna ask somebody to do something like that in the first place? I'll be happy when thinking critically comes back in style because there's no trophy and feeling accomplished by being able to debate nonsense more intelligently than somebody else. She talks about how we get caught up in these stupid podcast questions and she was specifically referencing, if you came home at 3 a.m., would your wife wake up to cook you a meal or something? And I'm like, that is a stupid podcast question because why the fuck, number one, why would you be eating at 3 in the morning? That's number one. And number two, why would you want your wife to wake up to cook at 3 in the morning? That's just a stupid podcast question. But this conversation feels like a stupid podcast question because I couldn't be wrong. Where did this even come from? I've never known when did drag queens start reading the kids? I never even knew about this. I think that's the reaction most people have to it. I'm not saying it can't be hilarious. I'm not saying it can't be awesome. And I'm not saying the kids won't love it. What I'm saying is a knee-jerk reaction for someone who has been to drag shows and likes drag shows and frequents them. There's gonna be some confusion because they're going, hold on. It's not that show for the kid. I don't want my kid to see that just yet. One day when they're older, I'll take them because it's fucking hilarious. But right now, and then they go, well no, they're actually just gonna read to them. And then you go, okay. Which shows? When and where did this happen? Happened in like 40 schools in New York or something. Why though? That's not my point. Like why? As a parent to two children? Because George Soros is trying to turn all our kids into LGDBQ. Yeah, sure, sure, sure. If you are a parent, if you are worried. Why are you wanting to be a restaurant? You already said it's a LGDBDBQ. LGDBQs. LGDDALISBBQs. If you're a parent and you're worried about your kids being exposed to what you consider inappropriate sexual content, you do not have to be worried about drag shows. You know what you have to be worried about? It's called the internet. That's where your kids are going all day, every day, soaking up stuff that's a thousand times more explicit than any drag show book reading. I mean, it's like, come on. And they getting dragged. Depending on what they wear to school. Nobody's saying that. Depending on what they say. They getting dragged on that internet. Yeah, they are. Man, what are you doing right now? I feel like you're doing something right now. Yeah, you are. You're doing a little thing. So, you're doing a little thing right now. Yeah, you are. You're being naughty. You're doing something naughty. What are you doing over there? Hey, hey, how are you doing over there? Yeah, I don't think anybody's questioning what you're saying, Chris. And I think most people would agree. As long as the content is totally normal for those kids, it doesn't matter if they're in a dress or not in a dress. Who gives a fuck? I don't care. I think it is normal to be familiar with the type of content and then seeing them in schools and question, well, what are they going to do there? Just like it'd be normal to see my content and then question why I'm talking to them. I think anybody would question if they saw a bunch of drag queens walking to a school. And that's okay to question something. Like that would be, that's an obvious question. If I pull up to my kid's school, I see a bunch of drag queens going, I'm like, oh, why are all the drag queens going in? But then you see these weird videos where the drag queens are saying things that are sexual. Maybe it's not a school. Maybe it's at a performance. And then you have the weird videos where a kid is putting a dollar in the drag queen's shirt. And there's a, now listen, I'm sure that this is the vast minority, minority, minority of these situations, but you see it and all of a sudden that colors how you look at all the other ones and then parents get concerned. So listen, I'm trying to have some empathy for parents who, I imagine, Chris, you can speak to this, where it's probably very vulnerable to have your children go to an institution and you just have to trust that institution that is gonna teach them all the things that you want them to know. And then if they learn some shit, you don't want them to know, you got to correct it at all. It's vulnerable, bro. The problem is not wrong. And the problem I have with the country that we live in today, we all share so much space with each other. And it's almost like if you have one side that agrees with something, you demonize the other side for not agreeing. I have no, if somebody said to me, there's drag queens reading to my kids, the first thing I would want to know is why. That's all I'm saying. Why drag queens? That's all I'm saying. It's okay to ask why. It's okay to ask why. Why drag queens? By the way, I would feel like that if somebody said, hey man, they got a bunch of bloods reading to the kids at the school, I'm watching Chris. Why? Why? I don't know why. Why are so many black people in the school? What? Shut up. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, what? I don't even want to know why. That's the reasonable response but a lot of parents are just like, your first initial thought was like, you hear of drag queens and then immediately just like, no, I'm against that. Because it's like- I have no problem if a parent feels that way. Yeah, but you don't even know what you're objecting to. You're just like seeing an image or you're told something and then you're just- But that's why the why is important because in my mind I'm like drag queens and I've seen like, you know, I've seen RuPaul Drag Race and I've seen the Broadway play Chicago. I've seen what I think drag queens do. I didn't know that they, you know, did all of that. But you said the content, like the jokes and all of that. Oh, it's great. It's great. If I saw, if I knew that I would want to know a little why. Somebody said to me, Andrew Dice Clay is reading the kids in the school. I'd be like, why? Exactly, exactly my point. Why? You'd be like, why? And the first question is why? Instead of fuck that, shut it down. I think that we get to a better place. But the reality is you're gonna have parents that have an irrational fear of things happening to their children because that's what happens when you love something more than anything in the world, right? You go, I want to protect it and your knee jerk is gonna be take a stance to protect it without even realizing, maybe there's nothing to protect it from. But if those parents ask why and they were explained, you know, what we all know about these situations, I'm sure they'd probably go, all right, this isn't that crazy. As long as it's nothing sexual and they're literally just reading and they're not trying to push any kind of agendas. It's just like a funny goofy cartoony thing for them to watch read. Like I don't think anybody would have a problem if they came dressed up as Ariel from the Little Mermaid regardless of if it was a girl or a boy, right? I think they'd probably be okay with that, so. By the way, I still, Chris, even with you, I still have not, you still haven't told me to why. I told you to why. Free, free, bro. I don't know, I'm saying why are drag queens coming to speak to kids at schools? Not you taking your kids to the show. I'm talking about why are drag queens coming to read to kids at school? I don't know why drag queens are coming to schools. I gotta be honest, what do the kids say cap? I think this is a lot of cap and I think there've been one or two situations across the country, man. Out of like 40 schools in New York. Really? I'll put it like this. I understand why it's happening now because this has become such a hot topic that maybe they wanna demystify what drag queens are, who they are. I mean, I can't understand it now, but where this started. Drag queens aren't mystified. That's never been the situation. There's obviously some curiosity about LGBTQs, but not about drag queens. Somebody's shit gotta stop you. My daughter was telling me some shit the other day about a parent who came to the school complaining about the Little Mermaid What about her? It was some shit about the Little Mermaid only depicts images of beautiful girls in Ursula. It's just fat shaming Ursula. I'm like, what the fuck is happening? Like, exactly what, when she's explaining it to me and I'm like, huh? They've armed the children with sensitivity. But it was a parent coming to complain. And a parent was like complaining about. Tell your kid eat less snacks. You got a fat fucking kid. Parent fat? I have no idea. Had to be. I'm listening to what my parent is telling me. The parent is fat, the kid is fat, and she's like, why does my daughter want to be Ursula? The crazy thing is, here's the crazy thing. The kids were laughing, the kids were laughing at the adult trying to figure out what the fuck is she talking about? Yeah. These are the kids. So we think that we're these woke adults and we're coming to help the kid die. They look at it and it's like, what are y'all talking about, bro? It's just the little goddamner. Tell her to get a job, yo. Tell her to get a fucking job. Let's do some asking idiots, Taylor. Nah, there's a lot of hope for a younger generation, though. Because they're growing up with all this shit. And they're like, we done. They not offended by shit. They think that the generation above them is all pussy and cry about everything. And she ain't making no sense. There is no way Gabrielle Union is splitting the bill with Dwayne Wade. I don't think she meant it like that the more I thought that first when I first heard it. When they split a bill once, that they pay for half the shit. They have bill dysmorphia, where it's like. You're asking me, Taylor. Do you know what I'm saying? Do you know what? Sometimes women think that they're fatter than they are. Do you know what I'm saying? And it's body dysmorphia. They also have pay for shit dysmorphia, where if a woman pays for things one out of 150 times, she's like, oh, I paid for half of it. I don't even think she meant it like that. I don't think she was saying splitting the mortgage bill. I feel like she was saying like, if you got the mortgage bill, I got it. You think Dwayne Wade has a mortgage? Yes. Oh, okay, sorry. You do? That's how rich people buy shit. Depends how much the house is. Yeah, they let the government, they let the banks pay for that shit. Is this saying like, say she gets the daycare schooling bill? Yeah, she paid for her little bullshit and then Dwayne Wade pays for it. The more I think about it, I think she simply was saying, we live in a house where things are 50-50. Like, do you and your wife look at your money as your money and her money as her money? Y'all have a, it's y'all, it's because y'all a family. We look at my money as our money and her money as her money. And that's what every relationship is. And we like it that way also. Yeah, I don't, in our house, our money is our money. Yeah, but you're not going, I'm gonna need 50% of your shit. No, but that's what I mean. It's like, it's like CEOs. Like we're the CEOs. Her money is for her. We're CEOs of this company that we call our family, you know what I mean? My wife has an incredible job. She works for the fucking greatest tech company in history. She makes great money. I say that's your money. I say it's our money or whatever. But I want her to have money so she is the freedom to do whatever she wants and doesn't feel like she gotta ask me for shit. Which y'all, and y'all family is a 50-50 thing. Yeah, I don't have a prenup man. This is our money. That's what I mean. But even when it comes to making decisions and things like that, like y'all talk about it as a family, right? Yeah. That's how I took what Gabrielle was saying about the way, like we're 50-50 in our relationship. Yeah. You know what I mean? That's what I took it as. At first I was like, oh, she talking about bills. But then the more I looked at it, I'm like, I don't think she's just talking about bills. And then she kind of reposted, she posted something when she was like, I love when he matches my energy 50-50. I like that. Yeah, and I also don't think 50-50 means you're splitting everything. I think that like 50-50 is the aggregate, you know? So it's like, okay, maybe I pay for more shit, but maybe she's doing more shit for our home. Yeah. Maybe she's doing more shit for our life. Maybe like all these things should come together to be around 50-50. And I think once you feel like you're putting up half and that other person putting up half, then you have, there's no resentment. There's no like ill will towards anybody. Nobody feels like they're taking advantage of. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like the easy way to do that with friends is just we split the bill. That's easy. But when you have a relationship, there's other responsibilities. And maybe both of their income goes into a joint account. Sure, her little bullshit goes into his account. Sure, but that's not to say that it's like she's contributing 50-50. Yeah, Rihanna does very well for herself. She's not doing weight. But who is? That's what I'm saying. Compared to him, her little trinkets are gonna be part of it, but it's not like, she can put a couple coins in there, but it's not gonna be actually like real money compared to her. Gabrielle could be on her own and still be rich. Yeah, she has been for a long, long, long time. Gabrielle was making money before the way away, actually. No. Yes, she was. Yes, she was. Gabrielle been in Hollywood for so long? Absolutely. All right, let's do some asking idiots and get the fuck up out of here. How old is she? She's older than him? Yeah, Gabrielle, he was like... Near four. I think she's 50. She was acting really up. Oh, she's a good girl. She is absolutely beautiful. She is. No disrespect, obviously, to Dwayne, but that is a stunningly beautiful woman. She's 50 years old. Yeah, she's 50. She's 50. Yeah. I mean, she's 50. I'm like blown away right now. Man, she's 50, but... Hello. It ain't all black people. Is it about...? That's the thing that's annoying, like... Saying that shit. Not all black people age that well. She is like... You know what they say? Black women. I'm starting about this. Black don't crack, but black is fat. Black blows up. And see, that's what happens over time. Oh. You know what I'm saying? So you can still look good, but you... All right. Balloon. All right, show them. What? I'm just saying, that's the truth. Black don't crack. What do they say about... Black don't crack. Puerto Ricans. Puerto Ricans. Same thing? Puerto Ricans. Same things. That's bread. Same thing. What about white? What happens to white? Crack. You just crack. It's just fucking crack. I'm hustling. Crack. What do you mean? What are you talking about? Now, but a nice, fine white, like a white that does age well? Mm. Can't do it. A Monica Bellucci. I don't know who that is. Is that who? Y'all need to know more whites, bro. I have no idea who that is. Y'all really need to know more whites, bro. Expand your world. Monica Bellucci. I have no idea who that is. You've never seen The Matrix? No. I mean, I've seen The Matrix, but I don't know who it is. Black hair? The girl that is married to the Merovingian. Oh, she's a nice one, but she's French, though. I think Italian, or maybe she's French, but one of those, that'll count. We need to include them. We need to include them, yes. Just because they didn't get lucky enough to get over here doesn't mean that we can't include them as part of our race. We need those hits. Those are big hits. She's nice, though. She's beautiful. Stunning. What's her name? Gabrielle Union, it's 50 years old. She is old, right? Wow, she is beautiful. Ask an idiot, like for today, if y'all met in high school, would y'all be friends? Yes. Yeah. Absolutely. But we would be kicked out of high school here. Oh, my God. They keep us in separate classes. Oh, my God. They did that with me and Jamil. Oh, my God. Jamil and I in high school, we went to high school, was only 100 kids per grade, right? And they never put Jamil and I in not one single class. That's right. Don't put them next to each other. Exactly. Yeah, yeah, yeah. For me, life has always been about the funny. And if you read my first book, Black Frivolage, all I talked about was in high school, all we was after was what we called a good laugh. And we would literally say that, good laugh, good laugh. Every day was about finding the good laugh and anybody could get it. It did not matter. If you were on crack, if you were evicted, if you got fat and you were going to get it, we would laugh at your parents. Everybody would. It was the best time. It was the most best time. You come to school with a terrible haircut. It did not matter. And we were in our school, growing up the Berkeley Independent, they would put, like, if you got evicted, they would put, like, if you got arrested. You would know. It was a small town, so everybody knows everything about everyone. So there was nothing off limits. Oh, no. Nothing was off limits. So, yes, me and Shows would have absolutely been friends in high school, because it was just all about who was willing to fucking take their balls and throw them up against the goddamn chalkboard. Literally and figuratively sometime. What were you willing to do to make sure we got a good laugh today? Okay? That's all it was about. That's literally all it was about, yo. Antsauce89 says, have you ever seen someone with a gap in their teeth? There was a teacher. What? Tell me, tell me. This one, shut it down. Tell me, tell me, tell me. There was a teacher that was big, right? And this teacher, she would be like, she would teach math. And she was big. I remember this teacher. We were fucking around. She turned around quick and her, like, heel got caught or something like that. And she started falling and she fell. Oh. And one of my boys just went, one of my boys just went, Timber! But they said, fat falls. Oh, they are the best. I remember walking to class one day, man. This girl had on a Phoenix Suns starter jacket. And we're watching. It was like everything that started going in slow motion. She's on the top step. And I don't know how all of us locked in on her at one time, but she tripped on that step. Oh no. And she's falling, but it's like in slow motion. My cousin, as he's talking, he goes, and it was like commentary. Like somebody's shooting a shot. He goes, I think the sun is setting. No. And she just hits the ground. Good laugh. That's a good laugh. Hysteria. That's a good laugh. I mean, when I say hysteria, hysteria. Oh gosh. Terrible, terrible humans. Terrible, terrible humans. I'm underscored the ish. This is a crazy question. What Charlotte's favorite white boy thing was Andrew's favorite N-word thing? Why couldn't you just say black? Yeah, I think you need to say black for me to answer this. I don't think I can answer this. We're gonna answer what my favorite black thing is. You answer your favorite white boy thing. Go. What's my favorite white boy thing? That's a good question. What is my favorite white boy thing? I think the fearlessness of white humor. I like a lot. I think that's my favorite white boy thing. The fearlessness of white humor. The fearlessness of white humor. Okay, my favorite black thing was the fearlessness of black men around white dudes dating a black woman. Shut the fuck up. No, that's the best thing. That's my favorite thing. That's my favorite thing. Oh, you can't handle all that. She's right here, bro. You know what I mean? Oh, you can't handle all that. Lock the Oomahs in the round. Come back home when you ready. Lock the Oomahs in the round. Fuming right now. Oh, this is a good one. We can end on this one. Matt Salazar. See, this is what I mean when I say the fearlessness of white humor. Shopes. Yes. Fuck, marry, kill. Oh, God. Akash. Joe Rogan. Arlenard. Charlamagne. Um, I got to marry, I got to marry Charlam because that's my longest relationship. OK, OK. Um. Happy about that. You know what I mean? Um. Really? I mean, that's my longest relationship, man. I've been with this man for 10 years. I thought all three. I'm talking about, like, doing a piece of content. Mm-hmm. Um. So you're marrying me. So you have to fuck or kill Akash or Rogan. OK, I got it. Ready? OK. OK. I marry you. OK. OK. I got to fuck Akash because he's only had sex with one woman, so this will be the second person he's had sex with. So that will be like, I'm a busted cheat, and he's going to love it. I'm going to show him all the things he's been missing out on. Like, it'll be something I could really do for him. That's right. And then Rogan, I think as long as I kill him with a bow, like, if I, if I, if I hunt him, like, if I take him out into the forest, and I actually, yeah, like, if I hunt him, and I hit him from, like, at least, like, 100 meters, I think it will hit him, and he'll look, and he'll be like, what the fuck? And he'll be like, Schultz, what a shot. Like, I like that. That's how you do it. Make sure you use all the meat, use all the parts of the body. Like, I think he would really, it would be like an honor to be like respected, you know what I mean? I think that's good. I think that would be good. Akash only has sex with one woman. You're a real friend, yo. I don't believe you. Because Akash would have to go. Rogan's podcast is too phenomenal to get rid of Rogan, bro. I mean, you are right. I love Akash, bro. I'm just speaking from a strictly content perspective. No, we can't lose Rogan. Can't lose Rogan? Yeah, yeah, yeah, we can't lose Charlotte. We can't lose Charlotte. Sorry Akash. We can't, no, we can't lose Akash. That's why I do the podcast with Akash. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That's what I'm saying. Damn, Akash. Ask me when Rogan is ready to go, and I go, you know what? You get to be the elk today. He comes to me, and he goes, Rogan goes, listen, he's like 95 years old, and he goes, he goes, listen, I'm ready to go, but I want to go in a special way. I want to be the elk. And I go, you sure? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. He goes, yeah, and I get the bow, and I follow him. He's at a watering hole. He's just drinking out of the water. That's it. I think if you presented this to Akash, Akash. He's a bow hunter. He's a bow hunter. I think if you presented this to Akash, he'd sacrifice himself. Not too, I think Akash cares about content that much that he would say, you know what? Let me go. Let me go. Yeah, I think so. You think? I think so. We love you, Akash. One woman. Go up there, man. We need you up there in heaven, man. Call the plate for the cowboys. You are stuck on that. Yeah. You're so stuck on that. You know that's real? That's real? Mark only had sex with one woman, too. Shut the fuck up. I only hang with virgins, yo. What did Taylor say? I only hang with virgins. And Charlotte's a gay virgin. That's what I hang with her. What did Taylor, I don't even know what Taylor said just now. She can't believe Akash only slept with one girl, and Mark only slept with one girl. He's coaching Tudor, right? Yeah, exactly. What was Mark's? Say again? Mark is Catholic. Wow. Yeah, not all of us are going to hell like you. No, Mark definitely going to heaven, because that motherfucker could have been out here fucking everything with that thing. Really? That was like, Mark's not fucking no fucking? Mark could have been out here fucking area. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You're like, yo, Mark, Akash might have not been his choice. I ain't, I ain't. I can see why Akash and it was Mark. No, Mark. No, yeah. You ain't disagreeing either. I'll just say that's what you said. Mark, I love George's hair. Like, what? Yeah, Mark. Black people care so much about good hair. They're like, nah, he could be sorry. What? He's me, bro. Listen, imagine all of us, imagine 60 years from now all of us pass away and Mark, why are you here with us? You didn't make it to heaven? You know what I'm saying? With that face and you only had sex with one woman? Yeah, he ain't meet during length and God is strict. Imagine that. Imagine that. He's like, I didn't think I really cared about life like that. Oh, man. As always, if you listen to this podcast, you think we're smart. You think we're intelligent. You think we're brilliant. You're absolutely right. But if you listen to this podcast and you think we're just a couple idiots who don't know shit, you're right too. It's the brilliant idiots podcast. Thank you for listening.