 Hi everybody, I'm here to share with you today the book with no pictures by BJ Novak This is one of my granddaughter's favorites. So I had to share it with you and it's a little bit silly This is a book with no pictures It might seem like no fun to have someone read you a book with no pictures It probably seems boring and serious Except Here's how books work Everything the word say the person reading the book has to say No matter what that's the deal. That's the rule So that means even if the word say work Hey, wait, what it doesn't even mean anything second what This isn't the kind of book. I wanted to read and I have to say every word the book says Oh I am a monkey. You taught myself to read Hey, I'm not a monkey and now I am reading you this book with my monkey mouth in my monkey voice That is not true. I am not a monkey Also, I am a robot monkey. I had his name a blueberry pizza Wait a second. Is this whole book a trick? Can I stop reading please? No And now it's time for me to see you my favorite song a song. Oh god. Do I really have to sing? Love love love my face is a bug. I eat after breakfast right off the rod What this book is ridiculous. Can I stop reading yet? No, the only friend in the whole wild world. It's a hippo named booboo bucks Waiting this book to is the best kid ever in the history of the entire world Hardest kid too because this kid chose this book even though it has no pictures Because kids know this is the book that makes grown-ups have to say silly things I'll say And make silly sounds No, here it comes give you this book again. It is so it's completely and utterly preposterous Next time please please please choose a book with pictures Please because this is just too ridiculous to read. Thank you for joining me for that very silly book