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Published on Dec 11, 2011

A-Battery Christmas Dinner 2011 - Pisshead Skit

Words by: Kathryn Fajfar

Running through the halls
Whipping out to everyone
Trying to get downstairs
To get their Campos done.
Pissheads patrol the halls
And when the fish come through
They tell them that they need to sprint
And stay on their side too.

Oh, Jingle Bells, out they fell
"Hey fish hit the wall!"
They tried to speak, but it was weak
They can't sound off at all.
Jingle bells, your socks just fell
Make the statement now
Lock it up and pull it out
You should know this by now.

Down the Quad to class
The fish must suck it up
They greet the white belts that they see
The response is always, "Sup?"
fish, going to Sbisa
Is really bad for you
Do not eat the cold cow
And no cookies for you.

Jingle Bells, "Oh really now?
You're going to pull that out?"
One cut, two cut, three cut four,
Now get out the door
Jingle bells, fish holes' smell
Now get on your face
Smoking fishies all day long
Now the slate's erased.

Oh, jingle bells, "fish, you failed,"
But hey what else is new
Being a fish is not that hard
We tell you what to do
Jingle bells, Beat the HELL
Out of freshman year
But don't get cocky on us now

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