 You know, I never saw myself as a simp until all of you started tagging me in pictures of girls cosplaying as Misa Misa. Now, it's pretty safe to say, Andrew Tate would be really mad at me. So I'm gonna need you guys to stop tagging me in pictures of girls cosplaying as anime girls. Keep tagging me in it, and I'm gonna put you in my death note. And no, you're not gonna die of a heart attack. I'm gonna make sure you die the most painful death imaginable. Damn, this video's definitely gonna demonetize. Alright, ya Misa Misa worshipers, let's get to death note. Friend, something I don't have. Yeah, let's start the episode with her moans. As if I didn't talk about girls cosplaying as her in the beginning of the fucking video. Light looking like an RAPIST over here. I can't say it because I'll be doubly monetized. You know, I feel so bad because I know he's gonna kill her. And I think she might allow him to do so. What is this? Like, could you show me your cock? I'll show you my shinigami if you show me yours. Domo! Why does light look so fucking ugly here? What the hell? Hey, he's so polite! Haha, Ryuk's like, shut the fuck up! I don't like girls like this. HOW?! He already got it. He already knows. The two Kira's are fucking- I wonder if there's gonna be a third Kira. Have like a threesome of death notes. Ryuk's like, I ain't gay, I ain't gonna fall for light. See, this is why he shows a dude. If Ryuk chose Misa Misa, he would have died. He would have died a simp. That's literally how the shinigami dies. Becoming a simp! Isn't that crazy? That's how the real world should work. If you become a simp, you fucking die. That would cure most of the world's problems. Bro, my future girlfriend needs to dress like this. Bro, they just met. Maybe when I meet a girl, I'll talk to her like this. First date, talking about shinigamis. I'm pretty sure he thinks he's Jesus Christ. If you call by the police, I'll beat you down! I never hated a main character more than like, I swear to God. Like, it's like, fuck! Gotta take her out. Oh gosh, she's gonna ride Elle's dick now. Turn Elle into an eye. You know what I mean? I don't know what I meant by that. She's gonna fuck things up, I could tell. Still the best part of the fucking show. She's so cute, why are you doing this to her? Damn, bro. My parents would never let me upstairs with a girl this long. They think I'm clapping cheeks. What the fuck is Miss Yagami doing? Maybe she wants them to clap cheeks. Because she isn't getting her cheeks clapped by Mr. Yagami because he's working all fucking day. So maybe she wants to listen into this. Intimate. Oh, fine. Take her for some boba tea. Andrew Tate? Light is Andrew Tate? Yeah. I'm in love. Oh, I'm in love. Oh, that was it. That was the G-spot, yup. Where can I find a girl that will fall in love with me immediately? Where? I don't want to go through the hole. What do you do for work? Who's your mom? How many siblings do you have? No. Marry me, right now. That's what I want, that's love. Damn, bro. Light is a master manipulator. Oh, that was a cute voice. What the fuck was that? Listen to her. Dude, why did I get a cry? Man, I am a simp. I wasn't in love with you at the time. But I saw Light for a second. I wonder if Rem's jealous. If you like me, you can trust me. Holy shit. Why, Andrew Tate exists? It's because of Light. Shit, you're dawned. Yo, I thought he was about to fucking... Oh, shit. If you don't trust me, I'll kill you. I won't let you do that. I hate Light. If this girl... Oh, shit. Rem! That's right. They're right in Light. Soda. Oh, Light's gonna kill Rem. Rem's falling in love with Misa Misa. About damn time. He could have busted ten nuts by then. Bro, imagine. He just says goodbye. Send him to the station. Bro, I'd take ten trains if I had to bring him home. Until he dies, we have to keep on fighting. I know. Does that mean I have to deal with her until she dies? Bro! I mean, she has the Shinigami with her. She's fine, but still, man. She's gonna fuck it all up. Bro, where did his jawline come from? You saw that? Holy shit. Rem probably gets all the pussy. Look at that. The crimson chin over here. He's already planning on killing Rem. Light's going in an overdrive mode right now. Even Googling. What the fuck does that say? Gentle Japan? Y'all couldn't even cover up that this was supposed to be Google. You even have the same color scheme over here. Holy shit. Dude's Googling. Had to kill a Shinigami. A Reddit post. Had to kill a Shinigami. You have a bunch of fucking school shooters telling you how to do it. Yo, those eyes right there. That made me fall in love with her right there. Damn. She's gonna use her eyes to kill him. Who the fuck else is they gonna talk to? I've never seen them talk to anybody else, but who's in this room? Hey! Damn, how about you data then? Jesus Christ, bro. How many times she gonna compliment her? For 5,000 yen, holy shit! Ryu gloves her. Ryu chose the old man. He loves her. Ryu chose the wrong Yagami. How the fuck does he do that? Who sits like that in class? You look like you just packed a rifle in your locker. Holy shit. Bro! What did they just serve themselves on a silver platter to light? Maybe that's the key to getting girls. I gotta go up to them and go like... Is this what girls like? Holy fuck. Damn, bro, I wouldn't trust these kids in a bag like this. Hell no. Why are they so far behind, bro? COVID didn't exist. Like, you can tell it's a girl. I don't think L has slept since the show began. Not the episode, the fucking show. I feel like Kira and the second Kira are connected. Jesus. Joseph. In Idaho. Why that pause here? Man, this episode is sauce. These writers were horny this day. Jesus Christ. Here we go with the feet again. They were fucking horny this day. I'm telling y'all right now. Ayo. Could I get an Ayo in the chat? Oh fuck, I'm not streaming. What am I talking about? If he licks it again, I swear to God. Lights up saying the n-word. That's basically what he just said. My asshole. My asshole. What in the God music is going on right now? Alright, now kiss. Like best friends do, just start making out. That's what I do, my buddies. You ever just go up to your friend, grab their ass, start making out with them. Love doing it. Light has no heart. No fucking heart. He's gonna kill his friend. If you're like this, DM me. Bro, this is like the first main character I hate. Bro, she's a sex winner. What'd you do with those magazines, girl? Jesus Christ. He's giving demands out to Misa, to his mom. I love how Ryu is just an overseer. He's just being entertained right now. Oh! Oh! Oh! I can't fucking believe it. Oh! Shit. Wager. God. Now! Oh no! Why is the next episode a whole decision? I don't like this. Fuck it! Keep getting it mixed up. I don't want El to die. Bro, imagine you're dating a girl and you don't even have her number yet. Oh, you meant out there to act like light? I'm gonna need you to write your own name in the dead note because you don't belong on Earth. You need to die. Alright, bro. Light, you gotta see the light. You know what I mean? Bro, I wish my ex would've gave me her phone. Jesus Christ. I can't even imagine what I would've found. If you like light, you're a psychopath, okay? That's all I gotta say, bro. You're a psychopath. You're psychotic. She's like his dog! Bro, I feel like he's gonna smack her any second. I think that's the first kiss I've seen in anime. What the fuck? I didn't know they did that kind of stuff. I thought it was like censored for some reason. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. What the fuck? I didn't know they did that kind of stuff. I thought it was like censored for some reason. Oh, no. I feel so bad for her. He's manipulating her and her mental problems. Now Rem's gonna kill herself. Or himself. Or itself. I bet you do want her to come again tomorrow. Bro, this girl is obsessed. Get off her, dick! I love how the devil is literally the main character of the show. He's the fucking devil! What the fuck am I watching right now? What is this, Spider-Man? He thinks he's Spider-Man! This is definitely in his head. He thinks he's on top of the world right now. Is this a metaphor? Oh, I know this song. He thinks he's Jesus. Tomorrow will be El. No, Ryuzaki. No, Ryuga! You ain't gonna kill him tomorrow. Tomorrow means one season. I can't believe I'm watching right now. Bro, majesty in a room like this. He just said it. He said it so casually. He's about to die with it. Son of scara, like this. Just like that. Oh my god. He knows he's gonna die. This is incredible. Oh shit. He's gonna kill everyone in his room, isn't he? Get it? He said wager. That's the name of the episode. Get it? Here we go. Like getting all the bitches at school. Don't tell me Beast is gonna see him with her. Oh, his other girlfriend, El. Oh, Yagami! Look at him in the dark. He's a fucking vampire. That's why he hasn't slept. He ain't subtle about it. Now he's definitely not gonna kill him. Got him! What kind of college is this? What is this, the grassy? Where every fucking kid dies? Or is that a drug? A druggy? Or a killer? Some shit? Why when I went to school? It's so boring, bro. Nothing happened. No one died. That sounds awful, man. But still. Yeah, kill him today. No one is another 16 episodes. No one's dying. Oh, light's not dying. They're not just gonna switch main characters. El's dying. Oh, shit. He's about to catch a charge. Why is he smiling? What does he say? You motherfucker, light! It's over. It's over. Oh, shit. This music. El touched Misa's ass. The fuck? She's laughing and a guy just groped her? What's with these milfs in this show? Yoshi? You know Yoshi? Is that her name? She's even wearing- I went to school for four years and nothing exciting like that happened. And it all happened in one day here. He's on his girl's phone. It's like the 2022 version of Death Note. It's the death phone. A phone falls from the sky. Fucking Jamesy. What if she had the Death Note outro as a ringtone? That's why he grabbed her ass. I think they wrote my name in the Death Note. I think I'm having an R attack. Bro, I feel like I'm gonna start making anime noises whenever some shit happens. Oh! Just jump. Just jump at this point. Just do it. It'll be okay. Jump. You'll be dead in five seconds. You won't feel a thing like- He's flying. What's the meaning of torturing her? It's the first time I hurt myself in a reaction. Oh! Bro, she might like that. What are you doing? Haven't you seen what she's done? She might like this. Bro, some people like this. Yup, though, bro. These Japanese people were so horny these two days. The last episode and this- Definitely, what are they doing? They're not gonna let her talk to light. Oh my God. Elle took away all contact that she could have with light and then locked her up. She can't say a word. I think I'm transitioning into an anime character. I was a second away from going- I might just start reacting like that. Oh, my head hurts. Damn! Oh my God, they're gonna find out about Rem! They can hear this! Oh, no, no! I don't know anymore, I thought it would be- I don't know what I'm saying anymore. Put me on the cross. Do it. Bring me to the cross right now. How sadistic you gotta be to write this shit? Oh! He saw that. Harry doesn't do that by itself. I'm surprised Elle didn't react like he did before when he was like- Like, why didn't he do that again? I would have jumped out of my fucking skin if that happened. I need therapy. After this two D2 episodes, I need therapy. Of course you do. Of course you have a fucking plan. Bro, the next episode's called Decision. Oh, what decision are you talking about? The decision to kill Elle? Is that gonna be the decision? I'm not ready for Elle to die, man. I think he's gonna die. I think everyone's gonna die. But there's like 12 episodes left. Something's about to happen and I'm not ready for it. Jesus Christ, man. It's crazy because whenever I predict something's gonna happen, it doesn't happen. Bro, I need holy water. I need a fucking baptism right now after what I just watched. I'm leaving, bye.