 What? Please help me, we're filming it. Are you sad drunk already? We need to do the intro for me. I get the last one. Where's that one? Hello, you guys. What is up? Cheers. For today's video, we're gonna be doing a baking a cake for two. But it's not gonna turn out like last year. It's because I'm here. Nobody ate the cake last year. Yeah, but it was a masterpiece. No one wanted to touch it. Anyways, we have our wine. The legal drinkers have their wine. We're gonna recreate the tree that we did last year but try and make it a better version. So we have two confetti cake mixes and nuts and icing. So this year we have matching with this though. She wasn't in the video last year, she was at school. What are you gonna bring to the table for us this year? The mess, experience, perfection. Bring you the other. Chop, chop. Can you get the bowls, the mixing spoons, please? I'm not a significant child, so she's okay. I'm very much not a child. No, I am old compared to you though, so I'm allowed to teach you manners. Not because you're my sibling. My turn. Don't eat it. That is a... That is violation of my personal privacy. Brittany. And... If you mom is laterge. Cake's are done and we're gonna take a break to cake. Brittany. Say she doesn't like cake. What do you have to say for yourself, Brittany? I don't really like cake, but for some reason this cake is really good. Let's flash this back to last year. We don't want to do that. Last year it was horrible. What wasn't horrible? It was a masterpiece. This year we're gonna try and do it even better. It's like the wine is hitting her a little too strong. All right. Okay, let's go. Chug it, chug it, chug it, chug it. Avocado oil, yeah. No. What are you doing? Brittany, didn't you just say you didn't like cake? I don't. But you just said let's eat the whole thing. Are we gonna build it on this pan? Like what do you want to build it on? Please. Okay, give me a bowl and a spoon. And then someone get a cutting board. Let's go chop, chop. Like my diarrhea in the morning. Ew, why would you say that? You're joking. Well, it doesn't come out smelling this good, but. Ha. Brittany, you ate the whole top part. Oh, whoa, don't make it too dark. Yes, I like the better dark. Okay, my arm's hurting. I have a... Okay, can I have some ice cream? Here you go. We have to think of our vision. Well, it's kind of harder with the shape that we have. Well, we can cut it into shingles. So maybe just as shit as last year. Circle, a smaller circle. Brittany, look at what we have here. Yeah, we could do circles smaller. So you can't... Yeah. It's too big. It's gonna work. You can just cut it, cut each of this into different shapes and just stack them on top of each other. It's too many to count. I'm making it into a tree. I'm putting in more of this, right? This is my last bit and then I'm done. This is last piece. Cut them all into small triangles like that. Oh yeah, okay. Do whatever you say. Balls. I'm gonna literally drive home and leave all of you here. Oh, I have a massage. You need to listen out for the massage. Okay. Oh, stop. Are we icing them before we put them on the cake? Or after? I don't even know because this piece is so thick. Oh, we don't even know what to do. This is gonna look so bad. Get another cup of more than ice each of them. You said you were done eating. Brittany, you need to do some work here. You're just eating. That is all you're doing. Start icing, woman. Look at how many pieces need to be ice. No, no, no, no. And she's the elementary school teacher. Brittany likes to have fun and I like it. I have a full bottle. Get icing for some. I'm gonna go look at you and do that. I don't know. Put a pointing out. No, the point out. Why you don't like icing? Oh. Lather these triangles up. Take the spatula and paint them. Thank you. Hi. What do you mean? This is a disco race. It's like when you're doing a project with people at school and there's only one person that does all the work. I'm not one person. No. This looks worse than the other one. You're not executing it the way I had it planned. I said those were the top layers of the cake and you put the small ones on the bottom? I told Brittany to put the big ones on the bottom. Just a little bit too. Kiss my back. This is where I exit. I'm kind of the only one left. You're gonna chop, chop. Brittany, stop slacking off. You haven't done one thing except to do the wrong thing. Brittany. At this point, does it really need to look good? No. I'm just gonna stack it because I don't get two sheets. It doesn't go. Boost it up. Yeah, you're so like. Say it. You're going for a really nice thing. Ta-da. You guys, I'm gonna do a magic trick where I disappear. Three, two, one. Thump, thump, thump. How is that? This is good, right? If I was a teacher, I'm gonna have to grade that. That hit the wrong bottom. Eat this. What kind of trick is that? This was your idea. Keep that in mind, miss. Yeah, you're putting your thoughts in the mind. Get the f**k out of my cushion. Ta-da. You thought you could come up with a better idea than when I came up with a positive idea. But you don't want my idea. It did not look like that. It did not look like that. What the hell is that? A piece of shit. That is how it turns out. That's literally all her fault. Is she doing this to anything I said? She thought she knew. Well, to me that was like a pile of green shit. My diarrhea was the green this morning and it looked like that. Just like that, folks. Right in here for it. That's disgusting. How did the cake get up like that? I just wanna know. Because Brittany came up in here. First she ate half the cake and then she stuck the little pieces on the bottom. When I said to stuck the big pieces on the bottom. Well, you know what? I don't think you should give up. Do what we can do, homies. Ta-da-da-da-da. We could just squish everything together and mix all the cream in there and make little wrench balls. Oh, it's not a bad idea. Cake pops. Oh my God. We don't have sticks. We don't need sticks. We can just make them for lunch. I mean, yeah, because this ain't going anywhere. What is this? What is this? Oh, this is so good. No comment. No comment. You were supposed to crumble it before you. So I need somewhere to put the cake pops on for it. So you need to give me like a spray with parchment paper on it. Digging your nails into them and you're making marks in them. I'm not. Kira, you cut the whole two big. Are you done? Oh my God. These actually look good. You're gonna pay me like a hundred bucks to eat. These actually look good to me. Does that not look good? Oh my God. I would pay top dollar for some of these. I'm actually admiring the thick icing. What are you eating there? I don't know what you're doing. These are wrench balls. Oh my God, they're so cute. These are so perfect, right? I know. We took our lemons and we made lemonade. I'm not quite too sure what you did here, really. Look, it's like a cute cupcake. Like I'm literally gonna take this. I'm gonna take this one. Oh, that really looks like my shit. I swear to God. You're gonna try and gin your shit this morning one more time. Well, it was green and that's all I have to say. All right, you guys. So here are the finished cake pops inspired by the crunch themselves. I think they actually turned out quite cute. I mean, it definitely wasn't the cake we were expecting, but you know, I can't complain. Hey guys, so we're on the way back home right now. We just left Brittany's place. It was a good night. You know, it wasn't what we expected to happen, but you gotta always expect the unexpected. Now we have a whole bunch of cake pops. If anyone wants to come and have some, let me know. We're gonna McDonald's. I'm gonna film this. Wait, I'm gonna need a few seconds here. Joel, what are you getting? I was really hungry before, but now I just feel like sick. Even though I didn't even eat much cake, like I just feel like I waited too long to eat, you know? Me too. We didn't even eat dinner, yeah. But I'm not even hungry. Like I feel like sick. Maybe I'll just get like a snack wrap. I feel like that's a good medium. Hi there, we're gonna get three. Hi, can I get two crispy chicken snack wraps? Holy shit, the screen is so hard. Oh, it is. Do you want to share a large box? Sure if you want. Like this literally looks like I have a flash. Did you make that three? Thank you. Bertha's got no juice to roll up the window. The window is not closing in the trap van. The trap van has finally lost its juice. No, no, no, this window needs to close. It's gonna get free. It's happened before, but like, look at it. Look at it. It's juicing by the minute. It's going up so slow. Not going up anymore. You gotta push it, push it. Come on Bertha. You gotta push it while you're at it. Be careful. You know, we like to handle Bertha. You gotta fry snack wraps and water. Wow. Fra me, woman. I did not even joke. You're the queen of burping and you just endued me. Brats are pulling up to us, sticking me down the raft. They're like, why are you sitting in your car right there at 1 a.m. in the morning? What, it's closed? No. You're joking. It's closed midnight to 6 a.m. now? Bullshit. Ah! You're kidding me. Insanity. Oh no. That is absurd. I air it down. I air it out. Oh, you're the best of me. I'm never proud. I let you down. That's all you ever wanted was free.