 My name is Jimmy his name is Jake and this is the weekly dumb Jake How was your weekend Jim pretty good weekend a lot of sports? Maybe we'll talk about it Maybe we'll just turn off the mics I got boosted so I had chills and was hot and it was cold and sweaty slept a lot. That was my weekend Not bad last sleeping all right Jake. Can you tell me about the sports Jim? It was a big sports weekend the first week 18 in NFL history Why not and we had a good time? We had clowns in the stands that actually led to a pretty good NFL clown show because those Jags beat the Colts Which made for the Steelers Ravens game matter Which means Joe judge was doing QB sneaks for no reason the Giants Disaster and then we had the most fun Tybalt and NFL history that didn't end in a tie should have ended in a tie now the Jags fans all showed up in clown outfits To protest the organization say your clown organization. How many of the clowns that showed up to the game Do you think weren't Jags fans but clown enthusiasts looking for a safe space? Yes Just a clown looking for a safe space been there welcome to weekly dumb and then juggalos yes Which Jacksonville has to be the juggalo capital of the world anyway So yeah win win win and then the team wins So maybe they have to dress up like clowns all the time to motivate the team can you imagine buying a pro sports team and Then your team signature becomes you're the clown fan base like what if that's real next year Jaguar's fans You have to show up week one in clown gear and if they win clown convention every Sunday Well, how about this you're an NFL owner and you how about this? How about this you're an NFL owner you hire a coach who says we're smash mouth football I'm gonna run it down your throat and then he runs two QB sneaks in preparation for a punt in a game That doesn't matter we're gonna clown you and pound you clown off Judge with the clowns fired not yet, but he should Jim What a sports time, but how about could you tell me this thing you saw in the sports world that you're gonna break down for all of Us here. This is a great one high school basket ball Lakeway Christian Academy and Providence Academy I was at this game some b-ball you were there was that this well there was a call They gave both sides technicals after a scuffle and Tennessee State Representative ran down from the bleachers and started screaming How could you give it to both teams? It was only them my son did nothing and tried to get in a fight with the ref Who's an old man? Yes bald olding Your local old man that refs every town out of shape bald old man He's trying to get a fight with him and then the old man ref kicks him out of the game and his immediate instinct Is to try and pants him. Yeah, that's tough and it's kind of a one leg panting. It's kind of like it's a bad It's a grope panting I don't like that and honestly where mine the guy's last name is phase on and the only other phase on I know is Turk from scrub so that keeps taking me away Pantsing now is one of those you know if you come out the king you best not miss situations because if you Pants someone your winner and they're the loser and no one really gets mad at you because you successfully pants one Hilarious if you pants someone and you don't get their pants down people are like whoa, dude Are you trying to pants someone you're a creep you're gross? But if you successfully do it you kind of get applauded the only correction and sings hilarious Imagine that um pants around it. It's it's that's a 25 and under game You pants an old man and everyone gets so sad I don't know old man was probably a white tight he's on man You guys probably got a shirt tucked into his whitey tight. He's like there's some funny under there He apologized he said I was just looking for a fight and then I got out of hand He said something here Jake He said like I don't usually lose my temper and I almost believe him It feels like he hasn't lost his ever since middle school because who pants is and that leads us right into more sports with Ripper No But candidates CBD code dumb 25 for 25% off plus if you leave the word dumb and their YouTube videos You get a free giveaway more in that later Let's go back to Jake with more sports Jim again It was a huge night for football and this is a story you're talking about that late-night game the dead soccer player In Chile scores a goal So this is a beautiful tribute soccer player pass away. That's actually sad Let's not harp on that but his team brings him on the field in his coffin And they kick it off of him so he can score one last goal I was pretty interested in if they were gonna have him be a header or his feet and they had at his feet They laid the jersey on top of the coffin. Um, yeah, very sad situation I mean they celebrated so they were happy and he got the goal. They did have a keeper there We did attempt to save it Missed that's a tough role because that guy wants to save it. It's a bad effort, but and then the guy who made the pass Yeah, that's risky. What if you miss that? What if you miss the coffin all together? Different cultures do different stuff with the dead. That's the curious thing Zach and I talked to have a lot last Friday I'm getting better with my scare of it afterlife All right, well speaking of the afterlife cats Apparently have the worst afterlife the worst after life and they don't die and all that stuff This family tried to get rid of their family cat and they stuffed it inside the recliner and brought it to Goodwill And they didn't get away with it. Yeah for some reason the headline reads happy family cat Accidentally donated to thrift store with old recliner. Oh, no, then they go the microchips are out of date They were trying to get rid of this cat Jim. We're not cat guys, and I think people know that and that's fine. That's our choice What ticked us off on this because you could be saying oh, yeah, these guys all they would have been mean to the cat anyways the microchip information on the cat was out of date Suspect convenient You donated your cat in a couch donated your cat a couch. You don't need your cat a couch You could take the picture afterwards. We got our cat back No, even if you liked your cat. That's the cat's recliner. That's where he hangs out Yes, so you're donating the recliner that's your cat's favorite recliner So now they're stuck with this cat that they tried to get rid of and I mean they also gave it a terrible name It's like five syllables. You can't give a pet. I'm not a key. Yeah, man. Monta key. Yeah, Monta kill you want to kill you meant to kill you meant to kill you so They've reunited with the cat. We'll see how they try to dispose of it next week back to the sports too much death No, Jim. Actually, it's the employee of the week. We're done. It's the employee of the week It's the employee We Jim and talk about pain and suffering of owning a cat Talking Giants we mentioned it before our Giants guys Bobby Skinner Justin Penaq. 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