 Forward The SCP Foundation has discovered a substantial number of items that are not anomalous. We've listed them here just in case any sites need some extra stuff. Dr. ██████████ Head of Research, Site ████████ Item Description A lamp with a switch. When plugged in and the switch is flipped, the light will turn on. Data Recovery ██████ Location of Recovery A lamp store in Baltimore. Current status, Captain Dr. Kelp's office. Item Description A can of sprite was shaken very well written and sharpie on it. When opened, no fizz occurred. Data Recovery ████████ Location of Recovery The Site-19 cafeteria. Current status, in a recycling bin. Notes It's theorized that the can sat around for quite a while before being opened, causing the shaking to do nothing. Data Research Referral Item Description A fridge. When a banana is placed inside it, the fridge will cause the banana's skin to become black, although no damage to the banana itself has been recorded. Data Recovery ██████ Location of Recovery Bought from a Best Buy located in Mumbai, India. Current status, used in the Area-43 Breakroom. Item Description A one rupee coin that, when flipped, has a 50% chance of landing heads up and a 50% chance of landing tails up. Data Recovery ██████ Location of Recovery Received as changed during the purchase of the previous object. Current status, kept in a high-security storage locker. Item Description A mac-rib sandwich. When offered to any vegan, all have universally refused to eat it. Data Recovery ██████ Location of Recovery Obtained from the ██████ Chained fast-food restaurant. Current status, decommissioned by junior researcher Burrow. Item Description The cadaver of a 48-year-old human male appears to have died by natural causes. Data Recovery ████ Location of Recovery, formerly junior researcher Burrow. Current status, kept at the Site-96 morgue. Item Description A copy of the board game Monopoly. All tests involved in the object resulted in one or more participants overturning the table it was being played on. Data Recovery ████ Location of Recovery It was added to the Site-78 Breakroom during the site's creation. Current status, kept in a low-value storage locker. Notes, I don't know what kind of monster decided to add that to a place where people are meant to relax. Junior researcher Lyle. Item Description A large statue made of concrete and rebar. When stared at, it does not move. When not stared at, it does not move. Data Recovery ████ Location of Recovery A graveyard in Kentucky. Current status, has not been moved. It is still the headstone for Langley Kieran's grave. Item Description A box of assorted fruit-flavored hard candies. All candies taste like their fruit counterparts aside from the banana-flavored candies which have a flavor unlike how any baseline banana tastes. Data Recovery ████ Data Recovery Jim's Deli in Brooklyn, New York. Current Status Return to Jim's Deli Notes, Jim's Deli does not accept returns, so if any personnel who live in Brooklyn wish, they may use the Foundation's $1.35 credit at Jim's Deli using the coupon code ████ Dr. Higgins. Item Description A bed formerly owned by Iris Dark. When slept in for at least 10 hours, 90% of subjects will wake up feeling well rested. Data Recovery ████ Location of Recovery Recovered during a raid on a Marshall-Carter and Dark warehouse. The bed was found in the upstairs area, which was supposedly used as a safe house location for Dark. Current Status Used in D-Class cells 7,416 at Site-89 Item Description and O5 Keycard. Data Recovery ████ Location of Recovery O5-7's Pocket Current Status Kept in a Secure Storage Locker at Site- Notes, I had no idea. It had just been sitting in my pocket since I was promoted, and I never even considered a possibility of it being non-anomalous. What a fool I was! O5-7 Log of non-anomalous items 2 Sequels are always worse. Ford, we've found even more stuff that shows no signs of anomalous activity. Dr. ████ had a research, Site- Item Description A set of 67 logs Data Recovery ████ Location of Recovery Jimbo's Lumber Mill Current Status Must be built into a new log cabin immediately. Notes, we're not paying to build you a new house, Devin. Director Michaels Item Description A DVD box set of Season 1 of SpongeBob Data Recovery ████ Location of Recovery Blockbuster Video Current Status Site-12 Break Room Notes, got this at a crazy low price when Blockbuster went out of business. Seriously, it was only $2.00, a steal! Dr. Green Item Description A poster of SpongeBob Season 1 Data Recovery ████ Location of Recovery Blockbuster Video Current Status Site-12 Break Room Notes, they gave me this for free, along with my purchase of the DVD box set. Dr. Green Item Description Not a calendar would cross this on all days up to and including January 25th, that doesn't have opposite-day written on it. You don't have to say the opposite of what is true when talking about this object. Data Recovery ████ Location of Recovery Sold from a store that does not sell calendars. Current Status kept in an unsecured storage locker as somewhere other than a foundation site. Notes, no you don't. You could talk about this calendar normally, Director Michaels. See? Junior Researcher Homes Item Description A Hat Data Recovery ████ Location of Recovery Hat Rack at Site-65 Current Status Hat Rack at Site-65 Item Description An empty storage locker. When any object is placed into the locker and the locker is closed, the object becomes invisible. Investigation to the inside of the box while it is closed using sonar technology shows the object is still present inside the locker while it is invisible. Data Recovery ████ Location of Recovery Built along with the rest of Site-54. Current Status kept in an even larger storage locker. Item Description A pack of SpongeBob gummy candies. Data Recovery ████ Location of Recovery Blockbuster Video Current Status kept in Dr. Green's desk drawer. Notes, I also got these gummies, they were actually pretty expensive at 5 bucks a pack, but they're really good! Dr. Green Item Description A Switch Knife Any individuals injured by the knife in a way that would normally cause death will die. Data Recovery ████ Location of Recovery Confiscated from a civilian after a violent altercation with another civilian. Current Status kept in a secure storage locker at Site-18. Item Description A SpongeBob ████ Data Recovery ████ Location of Recovery Blockbuster Video Current Status ████ Notes, Dr. Green was killed while conducting tests on the above object. She will be missed. Dr. Blue Item Description A pair of dice. When rolled, the resulting numbers added together will always end up being a number between 2 and 12. Data Recovery ████ Location of Recovery A magic shop in Las Vegas. Current Status Banned from use by staff. Item Description A VHS copy of Ghostbusters II Data Recovery ████ Location of Recovery Garage Sale Current Status Permanently jammed in the Site-18 VCR Notes A pretty unnecessary sequel. I don't really know why you'd make a second one. It'll never live up to the original.