 I'm ready. Make plays. Trust yourself. Eat shit. I thought I'd bite for a second. I thought I was going to go out for a second and I was excited. Track! Track! Hit me in. Quicko two. Quicko two. I don't want to run the bases anyway. One down. We're getting hot. Sexual at the plate. Sexual at the plate. I like the attack BB-8. Here we go guys. Hey now. Another fantastic guy. I like that. I recognized it. Here we go. Protect now. What's count? 3-2. Full count. Here we go BB-D. Love it though. I love it BB-D. Here we go Beavers. Working the pitch. Oh that's a brick under that bat. Hit a brick slam. We went out to take a break. You just walked. He's not nervous. Are you okay? It's all anxiety. Do we have a medic on standby? Hey. That picture falls right here. I feel good. That was a great at bat. It was. Through three straight strikes in a 5-2. Worked. Worked. Let him know you're not going to take a walk. I like it. Okay. Younger me gets there. Rosie was there. Woo. Into that. I feel like I need to stop swinging. You're all over it. It's a good effort though. I don't have any balls to throw anymore. Kaden no pressure but almost all the pressure in the world. I've got the play at third. Let's go. Let's go. Easy game. You're good. It was a nice hit. Easy game. Good at bats. Good at bats. Let's go. That's a huge out. Huge out. Oh yeah Zach. I mean that's the shot you're going to want. It's all here. It's all right here. I mean I kind of like Ashlyn Touhou. I think our energy at the top of the lineup is very 1980s national league. Yeah I'm feeling pretty good you know. I feel like talking to Jake isn't that good. He's over hyped so it should be good. And I think everyone's going to hit this first inning. If I'm being completely honest. We like some high middle. You like some high middle? Yeah I throw like a riser thing. Will you be able to hit that? Start it well. I lost him in. All right I got you. Just barrels. Just barrels. Welcome to the god damn party. Strike. You didn't even see that. Okay. You didn't even see that. Now I've seen it. Come on Jake. It's a ball low. It's a ball low. Now but it's a hell of a waste pitch. Changes Jake's whole attitude. Jake's up. Jake's up. Jake's up. Looks a little scary. Good! Mortitude. Is it coming again? Is it coming again? Throw strikes. Hey. Go to the back. What do you have for the millions of people watching right now? I'm just different. I'm just different. I mean I wish. You know. If he gave you. Thank you. You just lost it. You all right? No. Come on, Ash. Here we go. You want to go up all the way? That's nice. Let's go, Ashland. Yep. Blind squirrel finds a nut. Got his pitch count up a little bit. Made him work. Made him work. I respect that. All right. Let's go, Keith. Yep. Don't want that. Go, bro. OK. Here you go, Keith. Let's go, Rosie. Play your game. Play your game. Seen it. Seen it. That was not a strike. Where did it hit? Right here. I know. That's what you're a two-strike hitter. That's funny, because that's the middle of my chin. Yogesh bearer. That might be a waste ball for Jay. Hey. We're in my power zone. Woo-hoo! Can we raise this thing up a little bit? Holy shit. You little guys have a break. Why are you crying so much right now? Huh? Why are you crying so much right now? Do you see where the strike is? It's right here. It's right here. You go stand where that thing is. I'm firing sucks today. Just strikes. Just going to throw strikes. All right. Yup. Okay. Okay. Oh. Oh no. Are the cameras on? Wow. Nibbling. Let's go right now. Pass the base fair. Two strikes. That's where you want to be. One down. One down. One down. Uh-oh. Professionals. One down. Oh, I've seen this guy. Laugh from the crowd. One hit by Pintz. Watch two. Watch two. Ah, fuck that all right. How early could I have just stopped running? I know you had to. I didn't even know I had to. So you had to. Okay. Don't worry. So it's a hit in the book? Oh, absolutely. Two for two. That's true. Somebody's making an early MVP on us. Only two hits in the game so far. Would you get a free trading card out of this? You okay? Two down. I didn't know you could ping me. I didn't know you could ping me, Zach. I would have tried to maneuver. Probably still would have got me. That's a blitzball rule, right? You can ping. I probably wouldn't have ran if I remembered he could ping me. Yeah. Hey, you guys, place the first. Oops. Oh, that's right. I like that. How do you go? Yeah. Yep. Holy smokes. Hey, now I'm boiling. Down under. Oh, spit. And he's gone. Unbelievable. This seems different. I got to lead off. This seems different. What do we got up? Well, he had to keep his toes in. Like a football. He can't touch his feet with the grass. It was a great catch. Turn it over. Get it to me. Let's get on the board. You'll close it out. Yep. Yep. Trying to get revenge. What's up, Z-man? How's it going? I'm about to strike this guy. I'm a 500 crew hitter against this guy. I'm about to strike him out. We've got Peter Moylan. The first ever Australian baseball player, maybe. First Trevor Ploof. That was a mistake. It's a tough one. That was a mistake. Trevor Ploof, does it get any better than this? Oh, no! Oh, my gosh. Oh, my God. We got him right here. We're out of human contact. Full of you went around. This is not going to end. Have you ever noticed what your other swing looks like? Almost. I think your other swing went better. Let's go Frisk Daddy. Get Frisky. Okay. You've seen that. You don't want that. Woo! We wanted that one. Good eye. What's it got? Let him come to you. Let him come to you. Yum. Okay. Okay. We got to have that. Hunchy season. All right, Shelf. Give me a chance, baby. Come on. Drive one. I like this match. 21. Okay. I'll check. I like that swing. I like that swing. Have a pitch, Trevor. Wow. Let's see it. Let's see it. Let's see it. The first curve was nice. How's the pace? He's dirty, but he's clean. He's dirty, but he's clean. What's up with that, man? What's going on, Brian? Three Ks. Ooh, you like that first curve? That was a nice one. You scared him right away. Hey, let's get some outs. Okay. Let's go. There you go, Beavers. Fourth hit, too. Somebody's on base three seconds. Perfect. Why are you out of breath again? I don't have a breath. I'm exhaling. There's a difference. That part is not normal resting heart rate. Right there, bro. Ooh. That's a good hit. Did that hit? He's got to have my number sometimes, so I got to be careful here. Lefty, watch it. Here we go. Oh, boy. Oh, boy. He found. We're good. We're good. I'm wearing shorts. I didn't want to hit the jack. That's great. Yup. Yup. One down. Two. Yeah, big matchup right here. I've been studying the video so I know who he likes and doesn't like. Hey, you can stop dialing up. Yup. That's the pitch. That fastball in my head I didn't see. You should throw that again. That pitch hasn't been there today. That pitch hasn't been there today. That's okay. Batlin. Batlin. No. No, the one up by my head. And then the other one that hit didn't see. The fact that I fouled off that one, even though it was a ball, I was excited. It should be. The one low, I saw, but I can't get that. I know. But the one high, I didn't see. That felt like a blind spot. Is this Trev with two outs in the bases loaded? So, Zach? Hey. I'm ready for this. There you go. Dan liked that swing. Hey, Loco, Luke. How you getting the fucking ball? Let's go. Let's go home. How's that look? I feel like that's the angle right there. Yeah. You ready? I just wanted to get this in. Let's go. For the bottom of the third inning. Zero, zero, Loco, Loupes. Brought to you by Loupes. Trevor Plouffe on the mound. Arch Nemesis. I think I just first pitch I got a swing as big as that cash. Yeah, jump it. Thanks, Luke. Okay. Seen it. Seen it. That one didn't do it. What should I do now? You had him on, too. Seen it. I had to pick him up a little bit. Trev was too scared to pitch to you, Ashlyn. Trev said no, I want nothing out. Trev doesn't want to pitch to me. Just put that down somewhere. If you connected, though, my god. Good swing. We got pinch drive strong matchup. Hell of a net bat. You're the game-winning run right now. Open it up out there. All right, to me, we had two. Ready to go. Come on, Key. Oh. It's incredible. Incredible athletes at every spot on the field. Okay. Get two. Got one. Got the lead, runner. Stay with it. Ready to stay with it. That's a good catch. Nice in my veins. All right. Good running. Good wood. Key, it's out there. Run it. Run it. Oh, man. You've seen it. You've seen it. Good eye. You go, Rosie. Nope, you don't want that. You've never wanted that. I think the feet were in the grass. I want the replay. I threw this to you. I want a replay. I'd never throw that pitch. I saw feet in the grass. I can't believe I threw it for a strike and you bombed. I saw feet in the grass. That was the split that just goes. Greatest athletic achievement. All right. Hey, managers, get together. Extraining strategy. Three outs. We'll do one inning. We'll do an extra inning and see where we land. Runner on second. Yeah, one more inning with the runner on second. After that, we might do some sort of derby. What a fucking catch. Do we have that? That would have been it, man. I was doing it for Bobby Bradley and the Cleveland Indians. I've got the jersey on button like he does. He's been hitting bombs. I thought he had a walk-off homer. Now I've got to go sweat out there for another inning. Seriously, the oldest guy here in the state, decades. We couldn't have finished it. I want to see that guy's feet on a reflight, by the way. Jeez. I'm going to try to hit it. I think I'm going to try to hit it the opposite way. I'm going to see if I can go right side. Let's see. I want to hit. I want to get a hit so bad here. I'm going to be so bad here. I'm going to be so bad here. I'm going to be so bad here. I'm going to be so bad here. I'm going to be swinging bigger than I realistically should. Because I want to fucking in this game and do something actually good. Like I drew walks, I'm happy with that. I'm going to hit the shit out of him. If he gives me that. You know, performance wise, medium. Fun wise, excellent. We're putting on a defensive display here. We're putting up some good AB's. Here we go, droves. Here it goes, drop him in. Okay. Right there again. He's right there again. Full count. All the way from Wimbledon to play this game. First, my god son. This is messed up. We're family. I don't want this match up. We got force outs. The Wake and Jake Nightmare match up. Oh, you seen it. It doesn't got the bite in mind, god. Hey, you got a second life here. What's the acronym we made? Take advantage of. A little TAO here, BBD. A little TAO. The San Diego Padres are really good at it. Take advantage of mistakes. Rangers dropped a foul ball. Tatis hit a game-time homerun. Dodgers dropped a foul ball. Machado hit a homerun. So just a little... Hey, good guy. Sorry, Kyle, I keep forgetting. I'm kind of locked in. I kind of can't fucking do this, Kyle. Hey, easy. Whoa. Nice throw. Thanks for doing this. Let's get out. Put it in play, Babers. Drav, we did have the hit and run. Oil and shelving? Well, well, well. That's a veteran move. That's a veteran move. That's baseball. Very normal baseball. She's moving home plate. Total power move. Going nuxy. Good eye. Here we go. Full count. Right back at Jake. She's a freak. She's a freak. Think I would get on at all today? I really hurt myself in that last maybe. Joe, I love the idea of you tagging up from something on the dirt. I mean, this isn't out. You got it, Shelfie. You got it, Shelfie. That's okay. That's okay. You're good. Dude, those are impossible to catch. Those are impossible to catch. Dude, it spins. No, Shaden's up. Hey. We're going to get a ghost runner on second two. Good. No man's land. He caught it. You couldn't have an Indian in double play. Yeah. Stack flies on the rated, or? He didn't catch it, but scored. Yeah. I feel like when you're on the bases, the instincts are there, and we don't even have to say anything. Let Joe's be Joe's. Ready. There you go. Hey, Loco Loops. We got to hold them. It's a good inning. It's a good inning. It's a good inning. Let's go. Let's go. Rose off saying you're up. Hey, bring it in. Keith, we've got speed on the bases. Are we having our pep talk? We have a runner on second. Moilen's up. Blitzball throws. After that. If I'm there, I'm going to end it. That's all I'm trying to do, Rose. Let's get one. Hey, let's get in here. Loco Loops on three. Loco Loops. Let's go fuck Peter on three. One, two, three, fuck Peter. This team's not the same. This team's not the same. This team's not the same. Hey, drive one, P. Good eye. There you go. I like that pitch, though. Is that three? It's two. You just that defeated already? Good eye. Good eye. Five. It's five and two. Five and two. I'll just make sure. Yep, yep. Scared. A little scared. It's huge. Oh. These two have been at it all day. I opened them up curveball last time, but I struck them out on the two seam. No, I'm good. I forgot to get enough water like an hour ago. Okay, you're battlin'. Changed my decision to midwind up to go fastball. Oh boy. Oh boy. Hey, get him home. Get him home. What pitch did he just hit? That was a... To the fastball? Shelfie, just drive one, man. He gave him the O'Brien arm. Okay, you're battlin'. Curves fuckin' on. Oh, yeah. Oh, he's throwing it. He's throwing it. No. It was the GoPro. Well, that'd be strike three. One out of way. That's the best I've ever pitched. What? That's the best I've ever fucking pitched. Yeah, this is a great matchup, man. Hey, BBD. We want to play for the pop-up, for the tag shit. And I'll try to... That was pretty cool. Yeah, that was cool. My curves are working. It's the best I've seen your pitches. Yeah. I'll let you back in it. He'll let you back in it. Woo! Oh! Stop! Game-saving catch. Let's do it. Woo! Hey, shake their hands. Spit in your hands first. I'll talk to you in a minute. It's a hell of a game. You guys are players. You guys are players. Players. Every single one of you. The base is low to strike. Did I pick the team? Yeah. Yeah. That was real. All right, we're done. That's the game. Hell of a time here, some great defensive plays, some good hitting, some big strikeouts. Thank you to Loop for making this possible. Thank you! Thank you, Roo! Yeah! I don't know the app twice. Two devices. All right. Should I stop rolling, Zach? No, I ate them. I've told you this for 20 years. For 20 years. You're so soft. You're so soft. So soft. This will be for after the video. Tell me what you're thinking. Like, listen to this guy right now. He's soft. He didn't throw me a strike. He was trying to pitch around me. I'm trying to make good content. You did not. I swung at it. I was trying to keep the app back going. I'm trying to entertain the people. The 5-0. I hit the app more twice. No, I swung. I followed it. I followed it right. Maddy Mask got scared. Woo! Because it had the highest exit below of the game. That was the highest exit below of the game. You have the footage. Roll it back. The strike is over. 100%. It was deadly. I didn't rule it back. This is great because we have video of it. We have video forever. Forever. So soft.