 Yo, Danny Kay, I've been waiting for you. Oh, I was afraid you'd be here. The average radio listener, huh? What are you here from the moon? Eating yourself the last few days, Chum. Oh, that show had zip. Said my show was good, I'd retire. And I'll meet you on last week's program. Take honest criticism, but you're always exaggerating. Well, I'm only human. Gonna be tough enough being my own guest star. Suppose he asked me what he'll do on the program, so I made up my mind to say to him, who were you that you're a funnier than C. Dick? I just couldn't get a guest star, and I finally decided my guest star would be K. Oh, to go on an acetic. Very surprised. It gives that program that touch of informality, that joie de vie, that je ne sais quoi, that chique-a-chique-chela-chela. This radio, for me, because I won't use a joke they've been trying to get me to do all. Joke about my sister marrying an Irishman, and somebody says, oh, really? And I say, no. Speak to my split personality guest star, Mr. Danny Kay of Hollywood. Mr. Kay of Hollywood. Well, looks like he tricked us in. An Irishman, and somebody says, oh, really? And I say, no. Go back and sit with your wife. This is about Mary Margaret. You see, Kay, we don't get along any too well, anyhow. And she plans me for making a sit-through this. So if you don't stop with that guest star routine, she's going to walk out of here, and she says, if I don't leave with her. We knew, and your husband, myself. Yeah, wait a minute. As many facets. I'm smoking a cigarette. Harold's teacher, Miss Hunter. Miss Gil. The father of Harold Pennyfeth. Miss Hunter's teacher, Miss Team and the Girl, who took Miss Hunter's boyfriend away. And Miss Gilbert, who broke her engagement to Miss Hunter's ex-boyfriend, builds her. You must know each other, I'm sure. Oh, yes, Miss Gilbert. Is this Bill Zuckert, who broke his engagement to you? Yes, I am, and this is my wife, Mrs. Zuckert. Miss the couple? Yeah, that's us, chum, me and Mary Margaret. The solution to your problem is very simple. If you two will stop arguing about my program, it won't be so noisy around the doctor's house, and he'll let his wife adopt the baby. That'll give him a piece of mind so he'll be able to take care of Ruth Gilbert when she faints. But Miss Gilbert won't have to faint if Bill Zuckert will divorce his wife and go back to Mary Hunter, who won't have to keep Harold after school. And Harold will be so busy with his problems that he won't have time to steal his father's girls from Mr. Pennyfeather, will be so messy he won't have time to interfere with your marriage. And that is my, the word had to me. You people think you have problems? Well, let me tell you about my sa-ha-ha-loon because he played the oboe. And the oboe, loving wife presented and their upon invented, are rolling salt at the twisted eugenics of this family