 My name is Jimmy his name is Jake and this is the weekly dumb Jake I heard you got dumb over the weekend dancing and being dumb Jim went to Brooklyn. We're Brooklyn at It was alright looked at apartments. We'll never live at and Had an okay weekend. Had a walk over the Brooklyn Bridge. I did not I did not but it's quite the experience people talk about it I never done it but people do talk about it. How are you? Good? Anyway, let's move on and talk about the things people like to hear us talk about Jim We are traditionally a baseball company and we are talking about MLB and how they are negotiating this week. No, no one cares about that baseball. No one cares So we're college guys now. We're going going back back to Kali Kali wolf pack throw up your wolves Tommy white true freshman blur that out in his first game He goes five white as a name one to ten three two one seven and a half. Okay, very close. That was pretty good I like when we're on the I like when we're aligned there So in his first game he goes five for six with three home runs They beat the other team like 18 and nothing he was polite about he was like that good pictures over there It's like Tommy the pictures stink. No, I love for Tommy. I love center bombs They weren't like chips like pretending to be cool about yeah But I was like hanging curve hanker block then his next two games he hits two more home runs He gets intentionally walked twice and these are the nicknames that he's going with I need you guys to rank them at home Jake I want your opinion three bomb Tom big country. Mmm. Tommy tanks. Jim. You have it labeled here Tommy tanks is the winner big country has been used before and taken three bomb Tom Just added the end of the day that gets turned on you because you can't hit three homers every game Yeah, he's also Three bomb Tom. He's also from St. Pete. So you can't be big country that ends the baseball some baseball towns They throw beer after homers Clip Jim could where you tell me about this breakdown thing? We're going from North Carolina to Louisiana for almost a breakdown a raccoon Famous song that's act nose. Anyway a raccoon fell into the dining hall at Louisiana State Louisiana University Louisiana State University. So the cooks and the crew is the cooks and the chefs they try to catch this raccoon So we're gonna break it down because the tick that goes fast. There's a guy on the broom He knows what he's doing. There's a guy holding a garbage can He doesn't know what he's doing and then there's a guy Waiting where the raccoon is most likely gonna run to with a recycling bin it looks like the broom man He sees the raccoon make a move so pops the bird pops the raccoon on his buttocks In the air broom guys been through the most games. He's ready to go in this situation He knows that action is about to happen. Everyone else kind of doesn't realize Yeah, no one else heard the whistle, so he pops the raccoon in the air It kind of like he gets it good with the broom. That's like a solid pop The guy with the garbage can he raises it up. Yeah with the raccoon like dude You're supposed to go lower to catch it So he's an old you got me under the raccoon next time a raccoon goes into this dining hall Out you know you're not helping at all the guy guarding the door He did a great job, but maybe in hindsight Maybe they knew this because the guy guarding the door does a MVP type effort an effort You don't see when you're catching critters So maybe they just knew that guy once sucked gave him a chance knowing that they had the other veteran Zach pretend to be a raccoon on the table go nuts Go as crazy as possible I Put him in the trash So there you go almost a breakdown a good job by the two of them bad job by the one of them and then Raccoon lose weight using noom raccoon was just trying to get into the cafeteria to check on anyone's diets Yeah, I've been weighing myself every single day not in an attempt to lose weight Just to see what's going on and then eventually I am gonna attempt to lose weight and I'll go to noom They're calling them the noom raccoon the noom raccoon. Let's go back to the sports Jimmy Here has frozen his penis Let's go out to Beijing for the report Olympics are still going on. It's hit that way Olympics might be over update I was on TV the other day and this guy's dick froze. So Remy Linholm a finished skier. Yeah, what else are you gonna do? heard that one before Remy Second time his penis has frozen. He had to thaw it out. He said that hurt a bunch He was frozen all over but what's this tell us about his penis? It's gonna live longer. Is it big small? Are there celebrities that are frozen? This guy's penis guessing a smaller penis freezes faster than a bigger penis It does but this guy's penis is pretty he's a finished skier. Are you picturing it hard or soft frozen either way? It's hard shout out to that guy's dick Jim kind of a similar topic in the not sports today a UK man What's going on UK? Is he British a British man goes on television network to reveal love affair with balloons? The man goes by Julius. He loves balloons and Jim the quotes here are kind of we were a little hesitant on this story But the quotes are electric. I was gonna hate him and I was gonna be like I don't care This is kind of fake and then the quotes were so good that I kind of like him now Yeah, he's married, which is unbelievable So he's got to be doing something right He has more than 50,000 balloons in his home has a special connection to each one. That's a lie No one can count that high nor have a connection to 50,000 different things. He says intellectually I know that the balloons are not alive Trust me. Yeah, I'm not dumb Jim this guy's but sometimes I wonder if my love For them brings them to life. He's essentially a lawyer that line gets a little creepy. Yeah He says he describes balloons as beautiful soft smooth and delicate. There's no argument against that Yeah, there's no argument against that and you're like, all right point for you guy And then he says there's nothing wrong with love. Let's say it in unison powerful I thought we already were a camera in unison. There's nothing wrong with loving balloons It's not dangerous and it's not hurting anybody kind of good rules to live by those are facts in them's effects Uh, how much does this guy hate needles thumbtacks Static oh so staticky in this house. Oh, I just thought about all the static and I like it. Okay. We're out on you I'm out Julius. You're done. You're out get over balloons man noon balloon The noon balloon raccoon Fun with that if you just were a better raccoon, we wouldn't have to green screen it And the last thing Employees of the week this week the oses the oses go to Joe's McFly and rose chris They are the play-by-play and lead commentary on the blitzball battle for 10k and they're doing a hilarious job I guess wingards involved you on the sideline the later game. She gets way more in play She is not getting this. I'm sorry. We already had an ls go to chris. Yeah, chris chris rose and jose the rose and jose booth They've been hilarious blitzball battle every monday and thursday night at 7 p.m. Eastern. You will find a new game It's a double elimination tournament in the winning game wins $10,000 That was a weekly dump Today's episode was brought to you by noom if you aren't already signed up Noom is an app that uses a combination of psychology technology and human coaching to help meet your personal health and wellness goals If you want to stick to your new year's resolution in 2022 You can get a free noom evaluation and a seven day trial when you use my link at noom.com slash jamboy It's a new year. It's time to take control of your health with noom once again Click the link in the description or go to noom.com slash jamboy to get a free valuation and seven day trial Did you hear about movie pass what's coming back right, but it's like two movies a month or something the guys full rocks No, no, listen to this. So he announced that it's coming back and i'm like cool. It should work. It's like It was just run to the ground and he's like, yeah, i'm gonna do it better this time I am going to make People are gonna watch ads to gain credits to see movies But there's gonna be eye tracking software to make sure their Pupils are actually watching the ad. They're not looking away or blinking to like rack up the minutes It's like, oh movie pass is dead. Yeah came back. It's dead. You're so close to a good idea If you invest in that You're suspect