 From DailyDoseOfWeirdNews.com, I'm Darren Marlar and this is your Daily Dose of Weird News. This episode is brought to you by the audiobook One Bad Night by Jason R. Davis, narrated by Darren Marlar. Here's a free sample of this horror novel on the audiobooks page at MarlarHouse.com. Oreos are one of the most diverse cookies on the snack shelf. While most of us are accustomed to the traditional chocolate cookie and vanilla cream in the middle, there are literally dozens of other possible flavors that have been floated over the years, from avocado Oreo to firework Oreo. But now Oreo may be prepared to top all of them by releasing a mystery flavor. No specific word on where or when it will be released. I'm not sure I like this mystery flavor idea. That did not go over so well when I was in school and we had Mystery Meet Monday. A police chase in Arkansas last week caught everyone's eye as cops were after a man in a black Hummer with a casket on top. Worst attempt at an inconspicuous getaway vehicle of all time. It was every mother's nightmare. Michelle Dining called police because her 9-year-old son Josh was missing. He'd been last seen in his bedroom the night before. For nearly four hours, a search party roamed the area looking for the UK boy. The police force put dozens of officers, search dogs and even a helicopter to work. Then they decided to check the family home one more time and found Josh under his bed. More specifically, in his bed he had crawled through a gap in the bed frame. Officers found him after deciding to actually lift up all the beds. Turns out he was hiding because he didn't want to go to school. I think the perfect punishment for this kid? Homeschooling. That way he's always at school. Bill Nye, the science guy, has hit Disney with a $28 million lawsuit claiming he didn't receive enough profits from his TV series. This is what happens when people don't watch your show after finding out you have zero credibility, you're criticizing people when you have no science degree at all, only a degree in engineering. Bill Nye, the lying guy. As of next month, you can get your hands on a slice of the Duke and Duchess of Cambridge's wedding cake, when it gets auctioned off to raise money for charity. The fruit cake was designed by cake maker Fiona Karnes with Kate Middleton's passion for flowers and their meanings in mind. It has eight tiers and is decorated with 900 sugar-paste flowers. It's expected to sell for thousands of pounds per piece after one slice was sold in 2014 for around £8,000 or about $9,456 U.S. dollars. Unfortunately, though, being six years old, the cake isn't actually edible. Well, it's a fruit cake. I thought the half-life on those was twice as long as Twinkies. The new field at Tenino High School in Washington State is getting a lot of tuck. They went with a black turf. Add in the team's black uniforms, the school colors, and other teams are complaining that it'll be hard to see the players. Really, the New York Jets wear green on green turf. They're considered the worst team in the NFL this year. Your argument is invalid. Everyone knows raising kids is hard, but what's the hardest moment of a mom's day? Well, according to a recent study of over 1,000 parents by Privilege Insurance, it's exactly 5.08 p.m. The reason? 5.08 p.m. is right when the battle begins to feed, bathe, and get those little tykes to bed. Many parents surveyed confessed that meltdowns often ensue when their kids refuse to eat what's on their plate or hop in the tub or drift off to sleep. Okay, I'm not a parent, but my guess would be the toughest part of the day for a parent would be waking up in the morning knowing you have to start parenting all over again. They had a lockdown at Buckingham Palace Friday after a guy with a machete drove up and started swinging at guards. Somebody has been watching way too much supernatural on the CW. Right in the middle of the New Orleans square in Disneyland is the inconspicuous entrance to one of the most whispered-about spots in Disney parks across the globe, Club 33. Club 33 is a secret five-star restaurant that the regular public cannot access. There are only two ways to get into Club 33, being an exclusive member or being invited by one. Membership costs up to $100,000 annually with a reported $12,500 to $30,000 in additional annual fees. As of 2012, there was a 14-year waiting list for membership applicants. If it means you don't have to wait in line though for the rides and shows, it might actually be worth it. Gone with the Wind will be gone from the Orpheums 2018 Summer Movie Series in Memphis after several patrons went to this year's showing and called insensitive. Yeah, let me say that again. Gone with the Wind will not be shown as originally planned at the Orpheums 2018 Summer Movie Series in Memphis because a few people complained that it was insensitive. Eight Academy Awards. Five Oscar nominations. It won the People's Choice Award for Favorite All-Time Motion Picture. Constantly in the top 10 greatest films of all time and yet a few snowflakes keep it from playing at a film festival because their teeny weeny feelings might be hurt. How about you tell those people, frankly, my dear, I don't give a dang and tell them to grow up. If the New York Times motto is all the news that's fit to print, the National Enquirer's is all the news inside is made up. So don't be shocked when you hear that since the beginning of the year, UFO sightings are up, way up, and right now the U.S. has 300 times the number of UFO reports than the global median. Looking at the way people dress in Los Angeles alone, I can see why the aliens might feel more at home there than anywhere else in the world. Agnes Fenton was prescribed alcohol by a doctor for a benign tumor in 1943. She's been drinking whiskey and beer ever since. Agnes died last week in New Jersey at the age of 112. Now, if I can only get my doctor to write me a prescription for that, so I have permission to take my medication while at work. The federal appeals court agreed with a lower court's ruling saying coach Joe Kennedy would not be able to go back to his coaching job at a Washington high school after he was dismissed for preying after football games. Kennedy was suspended in 2015 after he refused to stop preying midfield after football games. He then sued the district on religious freedom grounds. He also sought a ruling against the district on whether he could return to work. But Wednesday, the 9th Circuit Court of Appeals ruled against Kennedy. Okay, so let me get this straight, then. It is okay to take a knee at a football game to protest the United States, but it is not okay to take a knee at a football game to acknowledge the existence of God. Do I have that right? A consumer advocate group is accusing Gwinneth Paltrow's product, Goop, of making deceptive health claims to promote products featured on their website. Whoa, you mean a tummy-and-actor might be pretending something is real when it's not? Whoa, that came out of left field. School bullies did not get enough sleep, according to University of Michigan scientists who found that pugnacious and pushy kids were more likely to suffer from sleep-disordered breathing and sleeplessness. They found 23% of children who bullied had conduct problems and had discipline issues in school, often snored an indication of sleep-disordered breathing, and were sleepier during day hours. The sleep-deprived were more prone to aggressive behavior. That's right, you schoolyard bullies. You just need a nappy poo. The first single off Taylor Swift's upcoming new album is called Look What You Made Me Do, which appears to be a diss on Kim and Kanye. Or one of Taylor's ex-boyfriends in the past couple of months. It's kind of hard to tell anymore. Inordinates banning plastic straws and plastic utensils will take effect next year in Seattle. That should be a lot of fun. Trying to drink your soda from the fast food drive-thru using no straw, just the paper straw wrapper? One food dish won two awards at the 13th annual Big Tex Awards at the State Fair of Texas. The funnel cake bacon queso burger was the big winner, earning trophies both for most creative and for best-taste savory. And I would love to try this, but I don't want to have to work off the 12 pounds I'd gain after the first serving. Gary Robbins is a trucker who drove coast to coast without ever stopping. Of course, there's only one way to make that happen, by staying hopped up on illegal drugs, which is exactly what police say he did. So the Alaska man was arrested in Deerfield, Massachusetts and reportedly admitted to driving straight there from Seattle. His ride ended at a Circle K gas station where an employee called police after witnessing erratic behavior in the parking lot. After inserting his credit cards into the fuel tank and locking himself out of the vehicle, Robbins was seen trying to break into the truck from the space between the trailer and front cab. Police say the 49-year-old admitted to using crystal meth, LSD and cocaine to fuel his non-stop cross-country ride. Wow, sounds like he would have been on a ride whether he had a truck or not. In Wuhan, China, J-walkers and people whose faces are buried in their smartphones are getting protection from a busy intersection. Wuhan officials have had an anti-J-walking gate installed. The gates complete with LED signs across the top block off crosswalks with two ropes that automatically lower during red lights. All of this because some people are too stupid to look up from their phones as they wander into traffic. Are we sure we don't want to just let these people be run over to keep them from contaminating the gene pool? An ESPN radio announcer was arrested in Wyoming where he was drunk and naked inside a stranger's house. It was great for a brief spike in ESPN's ratings, though. If you're already an official weirdo, please share this video on Facebook, Twitter, Reddit and other social media to help get the word out. To become an official weirdo, click that subscribe button and click that little bell next to the subscribe button to be a part of the notification squad. While you're at it, click that like button to let the world know that you are an official weirdo.