 that ended up with an arrow in my leg. Hello. Hey, Darby. How did we meet? How did we uh... What did we meet? We met because we had a shared mutual friend group in college and our friend group thought that we were both individually the strangest and most competitive people that they knew and they thought if they got us together it would be very, very bad or very, very good. College is a good time. You came to me one day and you said I'm going to buy a bunch of bombs and I recall telling you it was a horrible idea. My parents would not approve and that our local police station would likely not approve either. I like to think it worked out. Colorado just legalized and there was kind of a shift in the social awareness of cannabis where we were going from this is the devil's lettuce to this is something that a lot of people... Real talk, how long has it been since somebody has laughed at you for what you do because the first two years people I usually got laughs. So I've actually thought about this one all day. This is the only question that I prepared for in this interview. So chickens are very terrifying creatures for those of you who do not know we used to have pet chickens at Smoke Cartel. We loved them dearly. They produced eggs which we made for lunch. My first question before I can answer the question is does it retain the mass of... The elephant or the chicken? Yeah, like... Chicken-sized elephants would be elephants in their exact, you know, capacity but if they were... In the mass. Yes, to a chicken size. I would personally choose the hundred chicken-sized elephants as I think I could kick them. I think a chicken that is the size of an elephant would be a dinosaur. It would essentially be like if you've ever seen Clifford the big red dog. I think it would be a violent destroyer of worlds. One thing I don't think that they ever addressed in Clifford the big red dog was where did he poop and what was the size of those poops because he was a large dog and I don't think they ever really talked about it. They just... Your Kroger grocery bag isn't going to cut that one. Just think about that folks.