 Look at us. Look at that. I can't get you. I'm so unlucky. I'm so fucking unlucky Shiggs of 300 Chicks is on PlayStation the fuck From our best to play hard tonight play my best do my best boys. That's what it's about doing your best All right, sometimes it's not good enough, but it's your best. You'll be all right, you know Do dolphins vs. Chiefs for the AFC championship is gonna be lit ain't nobody trading for no Patrick's retain Why would they trade Patrick's retain? Why would they do that shit? It makes no sense. Yeah, we'll just trade a corner. Fuck it The amount I've actually hit this place I gotta be more ready for that and stare down the outside corner, but I mean I'm starting to feel like I should run this play Every single play on six one like how in the world is someone gonna stop this shit on six one Wow, they actually let him click on that guy. I did you guys see that? Did you guys see that like what? God, dude, this shit this part of the field is like it's just it's just I'm just bad down here I'm just fucking bad just bad just bad I mean, he's like the only person that just took off to the screen so crazy right there. It's just bad Like I this is why I'm losing games. It's literally don't it's literally might I want to just say fucking and go play Run a RPO playbook for or something different dude. This is just not effective. It's just not effective, man No, for real. I'm really struggling like bad struggling man. Come on boys. Like we need better there No sack. Fuck it. What I need a sack for bro. What I need a sack for right there Fumble What's the point in me playing defense? I can just throw the ball like that. What's the point of me playing defense right now? Boys, what's the point of it? That's just that's just the luckiest shit in the fucking world That's just a cock-sucking lucky ass fourth down magic ass play right there, dude. Oh, we got a sack Look at the boys. Look at the boys getting sacks Look at us. Look at that. Can't get shit. I'm so fucking unlucky. I am so fucking unlucky, dude Oh my god. I am so fucking unlucky, dude. I really am so fucking unlucky, dude I really am just throw right at a hard flat. Good read dude. He's in fucking shambles right now Thank you. Come on. I mean, this is a fucking bag if I've ever seen one, dude I just like bro like going for a pick is the like dog like I just knew it and he's just like like Dude, you cannot play better defense in this game right now than I'm playing on this drive Like you just can't do it You honestly just can't play better defense than what I'm playing right now Honestly, you just really you literally just can't you literally just cannot play you hit Why you hit the Y button and your dude just moves out the way he had to throw that business fourth down But like oh god like I just like my defense was so good on that play man This has been a miserable drive boys. I'm gonna be honest This has been the worst drive of the day for anybody I played This is the worst drive of the day right now. Literally has been the worst drive of the game I mean, I don't even know how that was that fucking open, dude I'm like appalled at how open that was like what did Maddox do? That was a hard earn three. Can't lie. That was a hard earn three It was on a 30-yard cloud, but like just disappointed that like I'm I don't really fuck with AP That was fucking steamy That was hot. Let's catch a pic here, dude What do you say boys? What do you say? What do you say? What do you say boys? I mean dawg just get my man all day right there like god. That was the worst heat I got all day. That was literally the worst heat I got all day. Fuck I want to see what happened on that one. Damn. I actually like played like aggressive there, too Oh, that was just the perfect fucking catch animation on my safety's just fucking out to play man So my jokes have been asked today. Can't lie I mean that was so wasn't even close to getting over that zone, dude He wasn't even fucking close to getting over that zone. God damn it, man Fuck man. Let me just pick. Come on, man. Let's check. Come on. Incomplete. What else is new? Incomplete Incomplete God damn, dude Our defense is so good right now, dude. For what? Why is our defense good right now boys? Why? Bounce! Let's go Deserved There's no fucking way we pause the game. There's no way that was real There's just no way after this game we pause There's no way there's literally no way after this game We pause there's no way a human being did that after after the way he's been playing offense Like there's no way That's criminal. That's criminal. I'll kind of run double Mabel you little fucking girl. Come here I mean, dude. This is the best defensive game I've played all day without a doubt Without a shadow of a doubt Look, are we running this fucking play right here, dude? Huge Huge Bro, who was that? Was that a C-Roll on the outside? There's no way that was important Everybody was manned up Like the whole team was manned up when he, I think they were Maybe I had to recheck my art. I think maybe he wasn't maybe I fucking Come on with getting blocked, bro. Come on man Like you can't be getting blocked like this, bro. Good play, dude Fucking seven for 17. Come on Fumble. Thank you. Thank you Need it. Come on, man Let me pause the game for that stupid fuck find somebody open Buddha Buddha Buddha Buddha No, that's the one eagles game. I decide I'm not finna watch, dude I'm not finna watch this one, dude Such a dot dude. That's such a fucking double mable dot right there. Oh my god. That's such that's my best double mable dot I mean the disengaged everybody disengaged right there everybody Patch adrian peterson Double mable. I'm gonna double mable. That's what I'm doing this play. I'm gonna double mable Since I'm gonna double mable. I'm gonna double mable. I'm gonna display display especially I'm gonna double mable display last play. I may be talking about something else, but display I'm definitely gonna double mable display Let's play maybe not double mable. I feel like I mean to do this. I feel like you gotta be aggressive there Like there's no way you do this and play double mable. God damn it, man. Come on Did he just play double mable again? Damn, I Dave Robinson might have jumped and picked that little people who might have I was gonna do that bitch though. So you do it. I need Kelsey come for this three man. Oh, shit This kid's so fucking brain dude. He's always just been up because I'm gonna run the meta and I'm you know Whatever they tell me how to do I'm gonna do that. Yep. We're screaming kid. We're screaming. We are fucking screaming Welcome to the Thunderdome kid. No, sir. No, sir I guess cool. Let him catch it. I like dog. How do you catch that on the run so Oh My dude just looks so ungodly slow right there, dude. Oh my god, they look so slow Oh I should I should have fucking oh my god. I'm in regular kick. Fuck all the time. Oh God, damn. I just I just would never unless I kick here I wouldn't I would because he can afford me getting a feel over here. I'm just do the way this game is going I'm just do to get us up, huh? Yep, there it is. Yep, just get it Let's go. No, we got it. Oh my god Oh my fucking christ, dude Oh my fucking god, dude, I swear to god this game right now. Run the ball here. Come on. I fucked up Of course, it just throws the flat anyway. Why would he not just throw the flat? Why would he not throw the flat? Fumble the fucking ball That's miserable, dude. That's just miserable sequence Gotta end the game on offense the other way around gotta score another touchdown there. Just have to Fucking steamer, dude 11 man coverage Fucking steamer, dude. Oh my god Oh, but I saw it here though. I I'm glad I did but I saw it here. He had like no deep blue, bro I saw right here when he hit the back of the end zone. See this I kind of wanted to throw him the ball But like I saw this play as it broke down. I'm like, all right There's nobody in that spot like there's nobody there And once again, if this asshole jamar chase would run it in route to the back of the end zone Eight yard in route his user would have went over here to stop the glitch, right? And I would have been able to hit old del right there. Bang. Look at that That's a great route combo. If goddamn jamar would have run like an idiot So then the next play now, I didn't want his user to go to that side of the field. I didn't So I didn't put an angle route. I put a running back streak I mean, that's just steamy, dude. He had a deep third in the middle of the field Flats double mable Great catch, dude. If I would have dropped that I would have cried I would have cried. I might have retired if I would have dropped that I can't believe he didn't man up the running back, dude I should have angled and looking back. I should have angle routed the running back. Oh, that was so hot. Oh my god That was so hot. I can't lie. That was hot as shit