 Boom-t-i-um-i-um-um Welcome back, I did it-i-um-um South Shoe I said, I said it-i-um-um-um I said South Shoe People at home like I said it's show, gettin' it new Letting y'all know He comin' back, bro Call it a show, gettin' it new He comin' back, yo Letting y'all know Hey, man, welcome back! This is history. You know what? What? What shit was crazy? We was just talkin' about this Me and my girl were just talkin' about this I was like, you know what? Me and Carlos have done the show together And Carlos have done the show without me But I have never done it Uh-oh By myself Without Carlos Uh-oh That's true Uh-oh We are makin' history Fuck! He didn't realize somethin' The legacy goin' somebody Come on! Help me, somebody! It's lit! I feel good Cause I know Loser's gettin' that dough And right now I'm hangin' with my bros and my sisters Tyler! Black! Come on! Come on now! Hey, Brady Hey! Fuck Carlos, though, for real They cool that I am With Loser Nah, real short But what the fuck is Loser? Cause you lied to me, Chan I been workin' all goddamn day All night He said, man, we comin' in I come in He just, he chillin' I could tell you about it Cause you ain't never chill like this So he sneak-moogin' Yeah, he knew he had something goin' on I said, what, Los? He said He gave me that madder than that My boy at a time You know the hurricane You hearin' that nigga Had the flight job They turnin' in the hall Ready to action Right Nah, man, it's lit, though It's good to have my brothers and my sisters with me Yeah, and the fans need you, too, man 85, I miss you, man What's up, 85? Come on, man, you know they miss you Boy, you don't work so hard We ain't really been in the trap Doing the trenches videos Cause we just been movin' You know, 85 south Shut up, open doors Wildin' out the open doors The movies done open doors Well, we really movin' You dig what I'm sayin' I'm so proud of you And I appreciate it I'm proud of you You got your music goin' out But it's just We haven't been in the trap In the trenches Gettin' the nitty gritty Or what's goin' on in the streets Come on, Screech God damn it And you got the young nigga Who gon' call me down? Nobody Oh, this over to be Bop, lil' fuck Hey, bruh I was normally here to stem your ass I can't wait to see the calm, man Listen, who gon' stop me? I don't know, bruh Hey I don't know what's happenin' But like right before y'all said action This nigga was laid out on the floor Sleet, lil' bitch All of a sudden As soon as he knew it was on He was on, but that's why I got to respect you, bruh Cause I know you are tired in the mother Listen, they don't even know What's the generator start to clean The ADD Give him that cutlass Give him that cutlass Better watch out, you better duck I'm gonna hit you in the face that time I'm gonna go Shit, man No, but you know, it feel good to be back in the trenches, man To do what we do, man You know what I'm sayin' The 85's time show friends They need the time Cause you know what, this is another sad man You know Cause you gotta think I can never did this shit by myself I see cause you don't know what to start You don't even know what to do right now Anything to go This nigga don't know how to start I see a blood I don't know what to take A smoke break and be like Fuck this shit, I'll see y'all in a minute Cause that's what I used to do I used to walk away and let Carlos just talk But shit, you know, OG gon' speak He say I used to walk away I be like, yeah, Carlos got this shit out I be back, join the couple and say Here you go, see what they do You know what I'm sayin' So we here though, man It feel good Now we can just direct this thing In the way how we wanna go Let's get it, man You know what, let's go ahead and do You know what I'm sayin' What this park is for Since you are the woman of the night What this park is for What it's always me I mean, you went here with this goddamn furoran Furoran's blouse Like lookin' like the second girlfriend I can't wait till it might turn to top You gon' fuck the whole Don't just pick at the furoran You look good, don't you listen I know I look cute I'm not finna let this niggas Get my light, okay Get my light, okay, queen Get my light Okay, queen Get my light Yes, queen This park has it Yeah, yeah, shout out to y'all Yeah, don't do it I mean, but like you different though Like I don't think you shop there all the time No, no Yeah, a girl that shop there all the time You must give a bit I'll shop there all the time But listen, you got to go every now and then I remember the time when I shopped there for school It was probably the worst decision I ever made I never forget I don't know what that store was That was in the mall But it was like a grocery store in the mall What? It was like, it was France No, it's like a convenience store France You ain't never shopped at France When you broke your car All the Mexicans know about France Hell, yeah France don't got groceries in them Yeah, dude, if you broke It's like roses and shit They got bread You shopped at roses before Any place that got bread got groceries If you and your father They got bread If you broke You got some goddamn groceries But you can't even talk about the west side like that though I'm not talking about it Okay You know that shit I have nothing against it These niggas stay right here Like we niggas We in somebody house Oh Who work there The west then shop the west then They always have a size 12 Jordan's Like available no matter What the fuck is going on I don't know who y'all stealing from Or who truck y'all hit But I appreciate y'all hitting that truck With the 12s on deck all the time You know what that This podcast for all the motherfuckers Who is riding around on rims He ain't no motherfucking pothole And you think you can shot at That was this podcast for And this podcast for all the second girlfriend That would be me That would be me Do not speak Alright I ain't gonna lie man Can we tell the people at home What y'all got going on You know what I'm saying Oh I thought we were still doing this podcast Oh we'll keep going though This podcast for niggas Who need to tell me what they got going on What you got Tell me what they podcast for a time Oh man this podcast for chicks that brush They must ask a little bit They ain't into that wax and shit You know what I'm saying They like fuck that Yo love me for me Cause I'm a real bitch And bitches with a little mustache They ain't like Nah I don't know about cute But they got some good pussy though But look though You ever seen the mustache Not like a full one It's like fuzzy You can tear that right And you're like ooh If she sweat one more time Dude she sweat it I see You gotta put your hand On me in your mouth When you fuck him though You can tear You don't need to work out In the morning When you sweat I like it though I like it I leave you to dry out When you come back in Shout out to the girls They got a little rich blood It's all good It's a little It's a little light right there It's rich blood It's a lot rich blood Ain't nothing wrong with this Ain't nothing wrong with that hair Pussy that lay down a little bit Now if it curl up I don't know Kevin Durant I can't get down with it These are your people man My people These are your people I know you like With the lips How you feel about the ladies With the hair and lips I don't know anything about that I wax So before you wax You was once Harry You had your little Danny Clark I never get You told me You had some Harry You had a little Danny Clark And you got a little I do got a little mustache They're pussy good too then I get away We know Every bitch with whiskers My girl got whiskers All pretty light skinned girls Got a little mustache That's true You can tell Ugly ones do too though Just so you know Ugly ones do too And you can tell if your mama had it Because you know If they get old Now you tell if your mama had it Good good Because she had a whiskers And a chin I said mama You had that good good You have three of them You never have to like Help your mama pluck her hair My mama had that good good I'm nasty I didn't hear what you were saying You didn't hear what I was saying I don't want to be a part of this We geek We geek We geek Now that's going to be That's going to be the title Of this one We geek These are your fly Started by yourself We geek History They going to skip up some Rewind this shit Bad Get a blunt And start this shit on Start this shit on They know sometimes You know niggas that be trippin They miss you They go all the way to the end You got a lot of comedy in you So niggas got to see that shit A few times bruh You got to come Let me tell you something Let me tell you something I watch myself Like I don't even know who the fuck Who said that You like who I be like bruh This niggas stupid bruh Who this niggas is wrong Like bruh Who the fuck did that That niggas stupid That nigga He's speaking that shit bruh He need to be on the movie I just got to find a nigga Who gel like me bruh We going to be best friends Ain't no bruh That nigga locked up Yeah He going to be free That nigga got sad real quick My bad dude He like yeah that nigga probably is Got a free my problem Right He making everybody on the block Whenever you get free bruh We going to be screwed Nah hold on he can't get free Cause he keeping everybody straight On the sale block Like he lead everybody Going to start fighting This shit is going to be alright That day probably He really just doing that shit That it maintained When he leave me out of there Out of there You still I know you was down for a little bit You was cracking jokes While you was in there You were just on some quiet shit Man hell nah I wasn't on some quiet shit I was You like my first day or two You know what I'm saying Like the most I ever did Was like 31 day Like that was probably the only time I was just on some shit Niggas giggle like that ain't hard Fuck out of here You can't even sit in your bitch's room You got to understand You got to understand You got to understand Niggas fail to realize bro When you're in jail Don't shit change bro Whatever you do On those first four days What you gonna do For the next four days And then them next four days Learn your card game And then them next four days Learn your card game Niggas be like Oh but you did 31 day But that shit get hard On the 60th Like no it don't It's the same hard as it was It's the first day It's the first 20 That shit hard It's the same shit But nah Niggas like the first few days You just observe You just go on You got to see what Niggas coming up All the time You got to see what's going on And after that you see What's going on And then you kind of just like Like I took a nigga trait No you didn't Bro shit sounds great I swore on everything Told that nigga I said I remember we had I got into an altercation I was like I came out It was lunchtime And I already had it in my mind I said man I was cut to play About what I was doing And I said bro How you gonna do that nigga I said boy I'ma take that nigga cake In the morning That's some jail shit We get into the morning Niggas I already know It was some shit I ain't wanted It was some peas I said Hey who want my peas Niggas were like He out of all people were like I want your peas I was like training for the cake He said bitch I go over there I put the nigga cake on my tray And I said Now who want the peas And he said Oh you gonna do me like that I said But you know what time it is Who want the peas And he was like I want the peas I was like But you got to give me that cake I took that nigga cake And gave him the peas And looked at that nigga Take his peas But I got three cakes And we ain't good He ain't say shit Come on fly Come on fly I was 19 then Come on then Young thundercat I be talking to you We talking to you there Oh he ain't young thundercat Leave him alone I only need a type of one They ain't bro I was just also They ain't know that though I was just also hot Y'all shit So that wasn't your first time But look though It was probably my third But look let me tell you how The jail shit it is right So I go to tell the niggas That I took the nigga cake I was excited All the niggas right you feel I was excited You feel like I just took a nigga shit I didn't do that Ahhhh You do that So I go sit out I'm happy I'm gonna get a little fight Yeah right niggas You don't ever know You never know You never know Who got the hair I gotta take it too far Like I did take it too far Who want the peas And nigga to swallow your ass up I did take it too far I don't have the hair I don't have the hair I was like hey yeah I just took that nigga's shit Before I got the hair Hey yeah I got my team on there Before I get up out of here But those folks ain't even give it to them Yeah I was like I said this is Gage's shit And it was like who gonna know Like nobody cares I was like bro It's just I had to keep it to myself I was just like damn I tell you who care though Who? Them niggas right there You got a story for them I hope you all care But at that moment At that moment I said fuck You know Like who gonna vouch if it's like I don't know how to do this shit again And again Right At that point I was like Fuck take the nigga's shit I'm chilling That means you gonna have to Keep taking niggas shit Everyday Like I thought you had to What exactly were you trying to prove though I thought when you I thought when you take that shit It's supposed to spread the message Yeah and he gonna be the head gang member Like look bro Like when you in school You're using that one fight Look look look I ain't gonna stand on the table My name is Jaja And y'all gonna respect me I just All the producers shit It spread through the day Like hey look bro take the cake Look bro right here take the cake Look at who Hey look bro take the cake That's the title of this shit Look bro take the cake Look bro take the cake But nigga when I told him I ain't give a shit You ain't give a shit Now you gonna fuck about your little Cake taking ass Yeah man Bro I don't know how to Drop that soap and shit What was it It was bro The way I felt And the way they made me feel About this shit It was like I was here And when the nigga didn't even care I was back to a regular nigga I was like But you know what I'm back to square one That's a great lesson my nigga All the young niggas out there All the young motherfuckers doing You have to have some older niggas around You do keep you grounded Real shit That's what's going on with my nigga It really made me feel like You know what I'm saying Okay what I'm Yeah let me I can find out some good shit So you think Kodak is good I feel like I don't know his situation Now it seems like he's good But he still needs some people Around him that tell him no That's what I mean We gotta stay his screen nigga Yeah so it's hard That's what I always say They gotta have somebody there So people be like why he be Oh go ahead bro My daddy actually was his teacher In jail Okay in school Oh in jail So he was kind of the one Don't you laugh at my motherfucking daddy No who's not letting me He was the one that was really Mentoring him like He ain't gonna fuck with the show no more Hey man Her dad ain't mean no harm man I hope the nigga was tricky No they love each other Yeah Hold up They say that Like a father spirit type of relationship Who's your daddy name He's works in the jail He works in the jail Don't say that I mean he a teacher though Ah he's still in there But you already say he talk Kodak And shout out the big show He already say he talk Kodak So nigga be like But who talk Kodak Who says Elliot You know how shit go You know how shit go Nah boy if he cool No nigga don't fuck with him You feel what I'm saying Nah they still keep in contact He's staying straight He's not really trying to be around None of them niggas I'm just trying to say yeah If it's some older dudes that he know That's just around him That can keep him like Alright so you know street nigga Gonna have a gun Cause like that's how he was raised That's how he grow up Of course So a gun charge is gonna come here And there we know that But all the other shit If you ain't wildin out Why you got your gun You gonna be straight But the crazy part about it man Yo it's like he said You wildin out Yeah you gonna have this gun on him You 12 years old You got a gun You gonna have that shit on you Till you die That's just how it go To the end How you gonna put it down What you smart about You got to be smart about it You can't be around No motherfucking over People drinking a whole bunch Shit nobody poppin off Like that's just stupid Just have your shit And you protect your family Niggas that's it And then boom That's how we would Switch over to What's really going on In the news That's gonna be the transition boy Thank y'all for listening to the news The news portion of the 85 South Shore Don't give a fuck Nah but nah that's good though That's good This is blah He bring some positive energy like Yeah cause I'm so sad Cause we had a funeral We had not a fucking funeral nigga She mad now My top is cute Okay He retarded man He don't know how to do the show He just don't know how to say He just gonna keep roasting Nah man He was trying to He was trying to I have this shit on this paper I give no fuck about it I'm trying to find something you fought with That Carlos used to read I can't believe this He's an expert This is what he does Oh boy he's good One thing about it boy The boy's good That's why we pay him the best The boy gets top dollar Carlos Work for your money Cause boy Here we go If this is what he does Let's do a comment section I said Let me see how you transition Check it out Appreciate y'all tuning in to The 85 self show What the fuck is in here You got a cigarette filter on this picture Yeah man Keep the booboo from in the back You know what I'm talking about The wet blood Yeah nigga get that booboo in the back Nigga here gotta come up with a plan He'd cut you like Nah that's for other niggas I knew I was smoking with people tonight If I was at the house I wouldn't have done that I ain't no ass My girl She ain't shave We talking about that earlier She said some shit to me She was like Don't spread my butt I don't want you to spread my butt Nah I got to spread them to smat it Shit I'm not gonna What you don't want me to smell You got a little highlight on today What I'm going Yeah it's a little spread I know it came from Jackie Boy fresh and set You should add whatever Somebody's cute Hell nah Hell nah I'm not roasting you I'm just saying Don't you come for me I did not come for me today Y'all see Hey man you already know what time it is It's your boy DC on Fly And you know what I'm playing Yes the 2K19 All day every day Why my girlfriend is cooking Me some food Yeah man you know what time it is All up on the west side of ATL I got to make sure when I'm coming off the road I am playing 2K19 You know it Project the Xbox One NBA 2K19 bundle today It's your boy DC on Fly And I'm here to let you know Hey if you ain't playing the 2K19 You're tripping man Cause they got all type of stuff on there You know what you can do You know you can create your own player And play in your neighborhood Nah I might not create my own player And play in my neighborhood Cause you know what I'm wrong The west side You might get wrong about your hoop dream So you know what I'm going to do I'm going to create a player And create my hoop in bucket Project the Xbox One NBA 2K19 bundle today If you ain't got it Go get it online baby And it looks like Boy y'all know y'all got 2 more days Add it to y'all Yes we do And Brady You ain't never getting out Fuck with us Yes we do Alright so check it out I got a television show It's on WeTV It's called Boss Up on WeTV Appreciate that brother Yeah I just came back from California Talk about You know what Talk about the show And then I'm going to tell the people Of how I saw your elevate Cause nigga you somebody now No no no he been somebody You was always somebody He been somebody But I said like seeing nigga Grind bro You feel what I'm saying Like I like seeing it How they stored And you got to watch and observe Nigga grind You didn't want to say Talk your shit then I'ma talk my shit Cause I seen yours That's what I'm trying to tell you Talk your shit Well first and foremost Man nigga just bless Got some episodes on WeTV We had 10 episodes We pushed it for more You ain't got no special official 10 episodes of that shit Man we got It's like I don't know what to call it You know we talking about All the stars and all that shit But it's funny me And my man Ronnie Jordan Shout out to Ronnie Jordan Yeah I mean OG Legend in the game Yeah we got that show And also Nigga got some episodes On Wild and Out this year With my boy 5 Hey Have y'all talked about The 85 South episode yet Oh yeah They send us the belt already No I'm saying that I wasn't supposed to say that Ha ha It'll be a belt With like a Stacey Adams belt It's for dress pants It's dress pants 21 belts Yeah get it straight Cause you know DC Always like the drawstring pants So they was like Nigga rock these belts I ain't never had a drawstring pants You got them on now Oh we talking about Oh damn drawstring You know what you say Shit like that now They be like I knew DC went through I'm like hold up No pants Nigga ain't talking about no draws Nigga These motherfuckers They be like Say shit like that They be all about the current DC went drawstring Drawstring Why didn't they know about DC drawstring But got a split Got asshole like Asshole like Come on Tyler That's a whole three months And that shit Fuck that But y'all ain't go to The other episode With DC be having this ass He be like That's a whole three months This pants If you're listening on the pie If you're listening to YouTube Listen look at the video These pants With the string on the With the string on the outside What I said The pants But yeah Hey yeah Look out man The 85 South Show podcast man Obviously the leaders of the show You just tell them about that shit Cause I don't need to be on that The great part about it The great part about it They, they, they, they We came out You know what I'm saying As the captain's me Carlos You know what I'm saying Chico Y'all came out Come on As the captain And we're gonna let y'all see the episode Mm-hmm Just know we We want to build motherfuckers We want to come into play But Niggas was not playing Not only that You know what I'm saying Let's go back to bossa Oh yeah You know what I'm saying Like I seen The growth I seen when I remember when Damn nigga That was How would I want to say it Another outlet for me When I was coming up Mm-hmm You did what I'm saying I remember Y'all had the building And we went to bossa I wanted some of that footage too I said some shit I can get it for you I said some shit Oh, about K.M.K. And then You remember that shit Oh shit I can probably get that for you But I don't want to worry about it I don't need K.M. I'm like This ain't the wrong dog Act me nigga Don't you Act me He didn't let him have it He just was like man Slick He was like don't talk about my wife Niggas didn't you see Nick was smart Boo We ain't bullshitting Not bullshitting at all Like y'all got something sold We ain't bullshitting But you can come Yeah, we can come to the show Come to the show But anyway But anyway I saw the building I saw the growth And now y'all was digital It went from digital Then now y'all have elevated Into TV network You feel me You did what I'm saying We're talking about bossa We remember when bossa was like How we want to say Basically what it is Like a shave room It was the first one The first website On the But it was before It was That's the thing though That's the thing y'all Y'all really was older Bossa was before everybody See like this Bossa was sending niggas emails Everything Yeah Niggas niggas Delete But check this out though A young black woman That went to Clark Started bossa This just started by She was like in a room Now she's still running it She's the one that hooked up The TV deal So shout out to black Black girl magic In this motherfucker Shout out to my girl Shout out to my girl She likes to stay She's like stay private So I won't say her name Say her name But shout out to her though Shout out to your private ass Who even sold the damn show She's the bossa You done met her before So she don't want nobody else Like to be private But her life got to be private So this is the thing about bossa now How you so damn angry I'm not angry They said something about you Who you So she don't want her life to be private Who you was fucking That had you on bossa Brady Who you was fucking That had you on bossa I never was on bossa Oh okay I used to see him like Why you don't love me And pop out one more time No, I told him no You told him no They snuck and caught your ass In somewhere Oh Yeah, that was on accident That was on accident That was on accident That was on accident And I was like there she go She she on her way She on her way Well you know there's gonna be Another show of you like there That was like a three second clip I didn't even spotting me We all that Apache Listen bro, they always do People like that Every time They how they introduce them They gotta be able to beat them They just Then they get them in the green screen They be like hey don't fall I've been over here I've been knowing Stevie J's I don't even know that bitch They always give me the hands The shit the whole time It's an argument And it's a shot of water in the face And it's like Bitch I know you didn't do it And then a whole bunch of security And then we be on bossa Talking about that shit Yeah man I but salute the bossa For going from digital To TV network And I see y'all You run and join The killing shit Thank you man I talk about really killing shit I watched a couple episodes And like I say I love that she could At the beginning When you had What the shit called Eight Mile Rare Cafe Down in the Cut Oh fucking Cloud Nine Cloud Nine Yes when you had Cloud Nine Man you was always Lizzie Boy Yeah go ahead Come on and do my thing You know what I'm saying I appreciate that So look I Oh shit I don't need him Go ahead I'm high here But you don't know what the fuck You gotta know that shit I just came from California Man you know what I'm saying So you know Yeah I'm not Yeah they come in It's medicinal I got a contact Yeah for sure In that fruit Ahhhh It was my best If she don't get her high ass Out in the front With the family Get that bitch in the back row She is not You know you were burglar Family Shit when you were third Second the win is Bitch back from my nephew Uh uh put her on row Bitch can't ride in the car No She can't ride in the car She can't ride in the car Man a thousand Nigga anybody from the hood That men in the funeral Is her everything I just said Don't you cook that lie I got that one grumbol there That auntie that ain't playing Come on man Excuse me excuse me who is you Uh uh excuse me she is not With the family You can't get in the car with us Oh he took it man She a flusy That was the most That whole bitch is calling her Flusy The family They made the family sound Deeper than the funeral They be like they had pain bitch I felt that You better get out from up there With that family No shit But hold on But what I was saying was I always have to talk to Have conversations Especially with older comedians All the time They try to lump you In the Instagram comedian talks Oh he's still thinking About the funeral I'm trying to get serious Write us your funeral stories Hashtag funeral stories To 85 South Shore Who is that Uh uh Who is that in the front Uh uh Uh uh You better get your ass from the front I didn't know it that time That was real shit Oh not that one even about her That was like just some real shit That happened to all of us Anybody from the hood being The funeral is this shit Don't never end good It don't It don't never end good It do end good That's food that ain't be popping Look at you But you gotta understand Nine days at funeral We pass, we live Nine days No to be real talk now Nine days at funeral Just stay to Repass That shit deep Yeah But get deep deep Just stay past All that shit And just eat with the family Look man I ain't doing that shit I slip move just come to the Repass See that's why That's why That's why That's why That look like you just came For the food Don't even know me That talk just start eating See that with a friend But when you go to the Repass You change your clothes anyway Oh man Why do people go to the funeral So they don't know people Man They don't know the friend I'm just trying to make sure Yeah Let's go to work Get three plates Go ahead We know where you're here Okay All right so What I'm saying was I had talked to older comedians They try to lump you in the Instagram comedian Mode or whatever And say like You know you didn't work for I'm like yo I got to disagree Because I've seen And they could come to My show And other shows During the week Every day of the week With a pen Pad Or some shit Talking to the older comedians Asking questions I remember the time I saw you Talking to Rodney Perry Asking him some shit We were doing ratchet people Shit He was just asking him About some like You know Rodney Perry Yeah My bad No I just I saw my same bag I was like Oh yeah You seen that shit Who used to play for the Buffalo Damn Yeah The nigga left at half time That's why I read I said God damn Yeah The nigga was like Man I don't feel like Being out here no more The real nigga did The nigga had diarrhea Nah that nigga I don't even know He took a shower man That nigga just got his clothes And went to the house He was like I shouldn't be playing football No more Football hurt nigga Man you know you could have Gave that damn Skill to somebody else That's real Special to a nigga like me He been playing like 10 years You play football I did until I found out I had asthma That's when you found out You had asthma Yeah that was the last day If you keep going out there Playing with that good guy It's hard Yeah It's hot Man I went out there Boom Over I'm gone coach Walking down the street I ain't even know how to talk no more I'm like Call the mom please What's wrong with you I'm gone Off Fill Dill sis Dill sis everyone Shout out to football players That's the real niggas right there Let me tell you something Niggas name is Scroja I never get Scroja pop my stupid ass Boom I was just looking at that nigga I'm in there He grabbing me though He running with me I'm just like this Any moment now Scroja We can fall on the ground I'm out I'm just waiting on you buddy The moment we fall The moment I'm out I'm gone We hit that ground I was up And gone You know niggas hit you How you remember his name Yeah yeah I never get Scroja man Every time he see me He be like And nigga made you retire He made you a comedian Done Made you the man you are today Nigga I never get Nigga my chest was hurting So bad Football rough nigga For like three days I'm just in school doing this shit And I was wrong with you I'm like boy Scroja hit me so hard Where is that boy God damn And nigga hit you on the wind Nigga it was Friday Nigga it was up the whole Up the next week Nigga I went through a whole week For this shit I'm like nigga this shit still hurting Oh shit I'm like fuck P.E. nigga I'm gonna have to fail this Pay college football players Aye bro On that note You be honest bro College football players play harder But I still feel like When I see them go to the NFL I see the difference now Like college College they play hard But they're still kids You gotta think about as we get older You know college football Used to be Used to be grown up We were kids But now we get old I'm 26 Nigga nigga like 19 20 I'm still some children Right Yeah they play hard But then we used to go see When they sit down with them grown ass men Man take your ass to the NFL Them niggas over there You know they be Ahhhh But they keep it They keep it Aye bro That one before be tied bro They don't have time For their muscles to cool out They be so pumped up Yeah Popping pill They be numb So they really don't even be Filling when they be That shit they got a lot going on Nigga They just be grabbing nigga bro They just be numb Take your ass to a Falcons game Sit down there in the front Your ass and big them niggas on I don't give a fuck Give me the memes out Uh I'm out there hitting No I'm in the middle of a I don't think it matters bro Good shit Hutt Hutt Can't even move my mouth Hutt I'm hitting Nigga I'm numb though I oughta percuss it All to percuss it Good shit I'm hitting He not saying NFL players I'm percuss it Nah I'm not saying that Look if you are drowning In credit card debt You're about to hear an Extremely important message That credit card debt I know it's not your fault Let me explain Thanks to hidden fees And charges And 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This shit all over the place You got to be with me Stay with me, people Stay with me I looked at my phone For two seconds I'm like Where did we get to the street? Stay with me Oh, the fuck We went to the football field We was at the football field We was at the football field There we go Scree Alright, go Stay with me What happened in the street There's a lot of shit Going on in the street You got to be listening My favorite jokes are yours When you first started About how you couldn't rob niggas Oh, you remember that shit? Yes, I do I still got it Oh, you still working with it? I still work with it That's a great one And it's coming along Yeah, nah, that shit was funny All the time So I know it's ridiculous Because you were learning How to tell jokes at that time But now you know how to do It's not really I know how to tell jokes It's more So I play with the story Enough You know what I'm saying I'm talking about Back in Cloud 9 You were telling jokes Yeah, I was telling like You heard a bug You know Nah, bro You really got to Now I'm telling the story You're yourself on stage now That's what's happened That's what I'm trying to find It takes a while on comedy People don't know that If you do comedy You get on stage I don't give a fuck How funny you are in real life It is different Talking to strangers That are looking directly at you People don't understand that They will never understand it When you're coming from the street First of all It's all the way uncomfortable I don't even know these niggas I don't even care to know these niggas But it's my duty It's my calling to go out there If people's spirits were laughter And that's what I'm going out there to do So it's like At the end of the day I haven't got the attitude Of not really saying Fuck these niggas It's more so I'm for to tell these niggas My story where they like it or not They need it And boom Bam Brady From the wrong But now Real talk in the streets That's what I heard What you heard Gonna need the blood We got some weed Yeah Good Cause I want to get down To the bottom of this shit Damn, I wish Los was here Cause this is more This is history And I know He a old He a old head So he like Probably read the new paper You know what I'm saying Just really be up on this shit You know what I'm saying Like I just found this out Reading this piece of paper And we don't even need this piece of paper Cause Los been reading this shit And I just asked to it Why don't we have a white boy chat What? Shad White board Or white boy Not white boy But how did you talk about I don't know I mean y'all can use the white boy here though To the vacuum in this bitch We can Yeah, damn nigga Nah, but get away though What's up bro They said it's D hard Oh, they said it Los is back They said it That nigga's out He was getting kind of born Wait, that ain't why Hold on, wait a minute Oh, alright, I don't got one rule Amen God damn Wait Hold on, don't do that dawg I mean, but what's he got to get born He just keeps carrying A little bit I thought people were watching this show God had to be People watching this show I like him on a little big shot I mean everything First and foremost guys On television everything comes to an end Yeah Like even when people are on TV Forever it'd be 12 years Listen, Oprah chose to end You feel me She's the one person ever that can do that That's a She's an anomaly I'm talking about Is she still on? Yeah, she got her own network Yeah, she got her own network That's why she She didn't really leave She's still on TV She's boss You know what I'm saying She's still on it A lot of people don't get to It's like the NFL Shit, you don't get to stay long They get rid of your ass So who the hell Gonna replace them Who gonna place who Steve Kelly Clarkson Whoa Who the fuck is Kelly Clarkson Clarkson She won American Idol Who the fuck is Kelly Clarkson Hey Who the fuck is Kelly Clarkson Who the fuck is Kelly Clarkson Who the fuck is Kelly Clarkson Who the fuck is Kelly Clarkson Who the fuck is Kelly Clarkson Who the fuck is Kelly Clarkson Who the fuck is Kelly Clarkson Who the fuck is Kelly Clarkson Who the fuck is Kelly Clarkson Who the fuck is Kelly Clarkson Who the fuck is Kelly Clarkson Who the fuck is Kelly Clarkson Who the fuck is Kelly Clarkson Who the fuck is Kelly Clarkson Who the fuck is Kelly Clarkson Who the fuck is Kelly Clarkson Who the fuck is Kelly Clarkson Who the fuck is Kelly Clarkson Who the fuck is Kelly Clarkson Who the fuck is Kelly Clarkson Steve's up when fall He did got go back to the funeral Clarkson Clarkson same shit You talk about the one who wanted before big Ruben the first one The very first winner of Kelly. Yes, she was skinny. Did she got fat? Did she got being judgmental goddamn you can't just say fat She did get big though. Oh, I know but she didn't like that. She didn't like it But she ain't beating them up. No, she ain't but she look good now. She's not gonna off. Hey He lost it to her But is it like technically like he lost it to her Rating Okay, but then was the ratings going to her Oh, they just saying look Steve takes the time off never gonna let Kelly come in and see what's up Shit like that. I understand. They say hey Steve chill out. I'm gonna let Cully know that come here saying some shit No, you Steve sit out. I don't More ratings though I don't oh Listen You can save all the demographic talk are you telling me Steve got to sit down and let Kelly come take a time slot. Yeah Hey, hey, listen, don't make the shit feel good because I didn't got other work Yeah, is they let it they tell it Steve to sit it down to tell Kelly was not so much sit down It's just like move out the way. Okay. Okay. Okay. We need this show to stop So Kelly can do her shit during your time Her show So that's what I'm saying they didn't say like Kelly's coming to take your place They were like your show stopping. All right. We got another time that slot is that hour is needed to be filled So that's what I'm saying. Yeah, they didn't so what so what time? So what time Kelly was on? She's new right? So she didn't have a show. So obviously they are replacing the nigga because I don't even have a time slot. We're not doing that We're not doing that. I don't know who they talk to that talk to a nigga. I'm gonna break it down Break it down. I need to know the truth. So you're telling me Kelly don't even have a show, right? No, you try to tell my summer. Well, yeah See you being brainwasher Get out to suck your place. I'm booze. Come on man. Open up like skin brother So so so Steve had a time slot correct. This is Steve. Let's hear them. Hi. Let's be dog Steve like I gotta go work Not a day before you do that. Not a day before you go to work between five 56 Can we can we let Kelly just just say hey to the people? You know saying we're not saying We're not saying anything right now. We just want to come talk and let Kelly go in there talk to the people Five six right quick right quick. No, no, no, that's how they start right quick. And before you know, they like Steve I mean Kelly did real good People like her Got five of the jobs Mr. Wrong answer. Come on. Come on. You're not gonna trip on old Kelly. I'm the high towel. I'm buddy Pal Don't trip on Kelly. It's a first show. I love her up. Mm-hmm But oh some guys the shit yeah, he got family few oh some guys shit out of like pay me to leave Got to you think he didn't Know and who you know I see you like I need to check just to get about it. I'm about right Especially if it's before the end of this upset contract, but he got to stay how long he probably didn't want to be doing Steve Yeah Yeah, it's rough. I know it had to be a time on that show break. He just wanted to break down be like It's some things I don't know I know I got a lot of shows on TV, but I just work hard. I don't really know Fucking today 30 days, I don't give a fuck Like see see You gotta wait 60 days You won't wait 60 days You ain't no 60 day. No pussy Steve Steve's up here talk. He only he just talking ain't no pussy waiting 60 days to get it Come on hold on real quick fly hold on a nigga that you like a whole lot Yeah, and you ain't trying to see like all right if the sex ain't good this relationship is gonna be crazy So let me go ahead and get no cuz you could find a way to make the sex great Talk to it. It's way. Hold on. It's way to make that shit work That's crazy Now But why you asked though You can make it work, okay? Now that's big that's big you a lot of women to just tell their homegirl like this I don't know what to do instead of telling the nigga what to do. Let's give over the question I said, hold up bring it back you Cuz I mean I don't really like big D anyway, so as long as it's a great a nice Ex-boyfus is like bitch I like medium Like I just like me a nice regular sized penis, okay? Cuz I want to be able to do cartwheels hang off chandeliers and shit You can't do the fun stuff with super big dick You just cannot know how big it could not not now I done been a security way like oh it ain't no wall in here Yeah, yeah, I don't finish the cruise. I'm like boy the wall is at the door You like yeah, I'm out to kill this bitch This the one you just go craze on this the one that gonna make you feel like something you got We ain't got no wall that when you got to learn with six ears. You're like, okay, right? Yeah, I got a guy Got to put these walls back together Backsplash You ain't fucking It's a problem when I don't give That's what happened man you in love like a nigga though like you only well Niggas don't start eating booty till they get it love and shit Trick Daddy and Kevin Gates made niggas eat ass randomly Eating random ass out there man falling I did fuck up And I'm wrong with eating a little booty out the shower now But you gotta be in love. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay random booty in this update. All right. All right Will you eat a nigga? I? Won't eat it, but I Lick cross it Oh lady, I like cross it. I Wanted in my mouth now talking about this earlier. Yes, you were you know that little meat That's right there in between the balls to take me. Yeah, like, you know It's a lie right there. Ain't no meat. It's a lie. You skinny D. C. There is there is me Hey, man, you already know what time it is your brother and you know what I'm playing yes The 2k 19 all day every day why my girlfriend is cooking me some food Yeah, man, you know what time it is all up on the west side of ATL I gotta make sure when I'm coming off the road. I am playing 2k 19 You know it purchase the Xbox one NBA 2k 19 bundle today. It's your boy DC on fly and I'm here to let you know Hey, you ain't playing 2k 19. You're trippin man, cuz I got all You know what you can do? 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Best believe we need a bit He'll bring some wings from the club You know that a lot a lot. Hey, he ain't going nigga in the line Baby, I'm gonna go meet the studio McCurry You're gonna be nowhere near the studio. I'm the bitch that pull up the circle house I'm I Don't make friends with the secretary with the lady that sit right there Oh, nigga, I know you at the studio You know what I had to move out of my my last apartment cuz concierge want to get buddy buddy with a bitch Don't don't live in no place we got concierge But you gotta Hotel a lot right so He's talking about But you ain't black just do but I Don't say they do shit like that Yeah, they be tripped. So Tyler what you got coming up man anything you want to eat for to know what you got going on Oh, man, once again, I'm on we TV Wilding out. Um, I got a tour with me Ronnie Jordan big baby Davis. I say big baby Baby brand Yeah, big AF tour is coming to a city, New York, I think we're gonna be Jacksonville by the time whenever this shit come out But yeah, man and nigga on the 85 South Shore because this podcast for the bitches with the mustache that lick between the ballpark What you got coming up you got some fire music Yes, I'm super excited new management The budget is in Come on man The funeral outfit budget is Already out though, I do have music that's already out You know I'm saying got a little single it's called it's only y'all can get it on on SoundCloud or whatever only it's only It's giving a little patty bill by John actually same yes, you can Need to go hit that make sure Well, I don't want to seem like I'm finna go crazy with the shit I got going on We just found out that They go drop it for 20 of next year I'm doing I got to hook up to come on now That's coming out in May. I also did a movie with Cat Williams and Jay Farrell called two minutes of fame. Come on, man That's new to me. Yep. I also did a movie with Nick Cannon. She bald come on, man That's coming out soon. I also did a movie with Mike Gibson Come on, man. That's coming out soon. Uh, shit. Shit. Shit is that it Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Mario fan people moving on just drop come on, man Shit, I'm in that go make sure y'all go scream that that crazy. We just seen that on demand last night. Um Oh, yeah, I'll be forget little real side I just went over there shot another episode of that while now coming back on come on, man Oh, we did did another season You got it. Come on, man. Come on, man. Uh, uh, uh, shit. Uh, 85 sounds so wild. Uh, Come on. Come on. Oh I just shot another pilot with uh, ti. We're gonna try to uh, film it We we're gonna get a shot. It's called going viral. So come on, man. He'll be at that right quick Oh, my music. Uh, go get her music first and foremost nigga been bumping that appreciate it Trap soul coming out hold on time out. Oh Get curd music, bro This shit is hard as fuck like if you like music I know you probably listening to whoever you listening to right now But he's gonna fit right in with that shit and you're gonna be like, oh this nigga couldn't rap rap. I appreciate rap Oh I like when you do up I like it. I had to take the church. I meant to I ain't playing no game now And I got I got the trap soul coming out. Uh, come on, man The way that my turn that's going to be the most anticipated album that I might secretly drop another mixtape on Why not I did that's how you do it though. That's how you do it. That'll anticipate I might drop it just just for the fans and then I got one for the ladies. Love is painful. So come on, man We go we work it man. You know what I mean? So we gonna let me come in and put a pin down I gotta go shoot how to so I got like a month. Give me like a month We ain't we ain't playing. I'm not playing. I gotta I gotta I can't say a crack no more You know, Kate can't say a came and I appreciate the fans. Come on, man For rocket with your boy. November 18. What's going on? We gonna be in Chicago Look at this November 18th, we're gonna be in the big theater 85 south show live on baby. Come on now Old who We gonna be there Chicago come see us Tickets on the website 85 south show Bring some Harris chicken. I really want a breast and some mouth sauce With the fries and an extra piece of bread make sure I got three with the extra tub of mouth sauce for me Coming to Chicago coming coming. Yeah, I hope they got some of them shoes left to on baby When you be in there late, they're gonna be doing shit, bro. We're working and smoking nigga. That's When I take you I was I was on the set of rail I was uh, we would just start when I take you we were just starting filming for that Appreciate that bro. Appreciate that man. Be working. That's what's up I like that shit Yeah, I see you I'm like Man, I remember when it was at the office. Mm-hmm. Just small line shit and y'all expanded that shit The network really fucking was Yeah, that shit looking real good. Thanks, bro. Yo, you so you was somebody else this time you were No, I was holding layers. I just I I didn't see it. I just I seen oh, you ain't seen it Well, they cut that shit up, right? They probably I know you probably roasted in there for about an hour, but they put a I didn't couple off. Yeah They got the good ones on there. I add them dude. I add it to it though. They got the good ones on there Let me get a uh, let me get a charge Dude on the bus Yeah, you're roasting his ass. But then you popped up. You must like No, I'm I'm I'm I'm like it's um The love brother kind of like big friends. I got you. I ain't got a block. I got you He ain't got no block I'ma tell you like this here You young nigga keep on playing Keep on playing let us whole niggas find a way to use this instagram I'm gonna tell you we gonna go more for the crazy. Shit. I'm new to the goddamn instagram. I don't know nobody don't goddamn instagram On the gram. I know it's some cocaine My son gonna be mad. I found his roaches I'm about to give him a fuck Nigga your shit my shit. Fuck you man Better be glad I don't find the pounds on this bitch. That's what he better be glad I don't do Pounds at my house the my pounds niggas Y'all remember freaking each other a lot of back in the day Mrs. All up and down screaming at harry coochie. I'm the nigga who had him up down speed that harry coochie pop that Pop that pussy fuck The road's still going fuck. Yeah, baby. I was your watch the color. That's a fun. Yeah That's stupid Right here You're right here. Come on, right? Yeah, you're right You don't hear my light no more No, no You don't let it ring ring Shout out to jamaica for that color. You don't have to lose daytime talk show slot after this dude. He lost it What do you mean? Like you know what? No more speed kelly carston took it. Oh, yeah, I heard that damn kelly carston she went uh American American she lost american She wanted Oh check check one two one two She got fat she did one two one two ralph ralph Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, I ain't got no headphone You ready Ring ring ring ring Can I get a mic check, buddy? Mic check one two one two one two Anybody open up? Uh, what mic is that one? What's up, bro, huh? What do you want me to say? Just something anything you say you landed noon. Oh, you see All right. Oh, yeah, you did. Okay. Yeah, say over. Yeah. I'm here. She sucks. They're gonna pick you up What I What shit if you're gonna over or you need me to come get you let me know This is my phone All right, let me know either way. I'll be at the grill Wait, what y'all call this one? This is the trap. This is the trap. I'm back at the trap today tonight They be like, Chuck, what's going on black man? Chuck got a baby Oh To so yeah, I already know But he's shiny for me Man, I fuck with this brush. I ain't gonna lie. Mr. Mr. Chris the jeweler. He'll fuck with you He'll fuck with you. Yeah. Yeah. Tell him I said Please do Thank you so much. You let me Now mr. Christopher. Yeah. Yeah here for all y'all Tell him I said I put it up. You know, they just can't be wearing this shit. Jen. Cool. I ain't that type of niggas if you're wearing shit Jen cool. Oh, it's in my favorite piece So I'm aware that I ain't wearing the rolling rolling for the special purposes He's got one. I mean, I mean, I mean, it's it's the pre-shoot I mean, yeah, damn. That's what y'all doing 85 That's how I do it This water being in the car It's car water. My name is you're gonna do me on some car water boy That's what y'all doing. 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