 Thanks for using waddle-bottle services for making your dreams come true. I am Patricia and I will be your genie for today. You have three wishes, but with three limitations. In this triptych, you can see I can't kill anyone. I can't make anyone fall in love and I can't bring anyone from the dead. If you insist, I will happily explain the triptych to you again. You are free to ask for lots of money and more wishes only if you fill in the online application and wait at least for three months for the response. How can I help you, sweetie? You are a genie? Uh-huh. I will be your genie for today. Nice to meet you. What is your first wish? So you are a magic being then, right? Yes, I am, sweetie. How can I help you? If you're a magic being, then you probably know more than anyone on Earth, right? You might say so. So... our parallel universe is real? Sorry, that form and sentence is not much any of our wish formats in our list. Are you sure you're spell it right? Yes. Well, no, because it wasn't a wish. It was a question. Sorry. If you have any more questions, feel free to fill in the online application and wait at least three months for the response. Do you have any wishes? All right. I wish to know if parallel universe is real. Of course, sweetie. Anything for the customer. What's gonna be your second wish? Wait. You did something? Yes, sweetie. Am I supposed to feel something? Side effects may include nausea, vomiting, constipation, dry mouth, weakness, sweating, lightheadedness, dizziness, drowsiness, ringing in the ears, death, and headaches. Yes, whatever. I still don't know more than I knew ten seconds ago. Are you sure about that? We've never had any complaints. Yeah, right. Excuse me, lady. If by any means you use sarcasm, irony, condescension, any or passive aggressiveness, I will politely ask you to leave. Is there any way to verify if I received the wish or if it was delivered to my mind? There is no protocol for such a thing. Like I said, we never have any complaints. Okay. Could I see what you're writing in there? I'm afraid you're not allowed to do that. But just for one second, I just want to make sure everything's okay. Please don't insist. I'm calling security. It is not necessary. Lady! You misspelled parallel. Of course it was not gonna work. Can it get fixed? Sorry, no exchanges or refunds. You will have to use your second wish. However, it is not okay to make people feel bad for making grammatical mistakes. Are you crying? No. Okay then. I'll ask for my second wish. Don't you even care? About what? Yes, you don't care. Of course you don't care. It is always a genius to want to give same gifts and never receive anything but critics. I wasn't criticizing you. I was just pointing out facts. So, the problem could be solved? Exactly. Hello. You have communicated with the water bottle service as we're making your dreams come true. This is Rebecca. How can I help you? You said your name was Patricia. Yes. Oh, hi, Maria. How's it going? It's been so long. How are you doing? No, not really busy. Why? She quit? Can we actually quit? Why are we like in a lifetime contract? Well, she's gonna do way better as an actress. I mean, she was way too nice. Right? Well, look, I'm trying to live. Just want to get into my bottle again. Yeah, it's been a rough shift. I'm exhausted. Yeah, bye. Can I ask for my second wish now? Sorry, you ran out of time. Your session has expired. Thank you for using water bottle services. Now you will be directed to a virtual operator that will conduct a service survey to measure the customer's satisfaction. Have a nice day. Wait, but I got nothing. Hello. This is a survey to measure the customer's satisfaction. In a scale from 1 to 10, how will you rate the service? Zero. Please repeat your answer. One. Perfect. Thank you for responding to the survey. But I just said one. Why is that perfect? I don't know. I was just programmed to say so. Then what am I supposed to do with my problem? I don't know. I just measure customer satisfaction. Not more complex issues. Okay. Yeah. I'm sorry. Thank you. However, I assure you that our universe is just one of many universes. How do you know that? Did you know that? I don't have much time to explain, but I am yourself.