 From DailyDoseOfWeirdNews.com, I'm Darren Marlar and this is your Daily Dose of Weird News. Bill Clinton will write a presidential thriller with best-selling crime writer James Patterson. The president is missing, will be published in June 2018 and is being billed as a unique amalgam of intrigue, suspense and behind-the-scenes global drama from the highest corridors of power. The missing president is apparently based on a true story, asking where the heck Obama was during Benghazi. Called the female Donald Trump by her detractors, Marine Le Pen lost the French election on Sunday, proving that Russia cannot rig an election after all. According to research, drunkorexia is a problem going around college campuses. Drunkorexia involves students cutting calories during the day so they can binge drink at night. Either way, they will be nice and skinny in rehab. A man in Italy reportedly killed a woman neighbor because she taught her parent to insult him. Sounds like maybe he deserved those insults. Stephen Seagal has been banned from the Ukraine as a security threat. So he can't go to the Ukraine? Well, darn! It's not like he's been banned from some place you'd want to go, like Hawaii or Disneyland. No offense, Ukraine. Facebook is said to be looking at producing their own TV series. It'll be similar to the comedy TV show Friends, but none of the characters actually will know each other. President Trump will soon have his younger daughter Tiffany close by in Washington. She's been admitted to Georgetown Law, located just blocks from the White House. But if she wants to see that, she'll still have to sign up for the White House tour just like the rest of us. And maybe he'll poke his head out to her tour group. Crayola is looking for suggestions for the name of its new blue crayon. I hear the name Dandelion is now available. A Danish brewery is producing a Pilsner beer made with recycled urine. Yes, on purpose. California is working on a plan to tax space travel by the mile. Leave it to a bunch of space cases to try and tax something they don't own. How do you tax space? I mean, that's not only not in your state, it's not on your planet. A new study claims that tequila may actually be good for our bone health. Considering that it's responsible for the falls, it's amazing how life sometimes balances out, isn't it? Toyota has claimed the title of world's fastest SUV after a Toyota Land Cruiser hit 230 miles per hour on a long runway. Great news for families always running late to soccer practice. Brad in Texas warrant his 17-year-old son get in trouble in physics class one more time and I'll be coming to school to sit next to you. Brad Howard says his son, also named Brad, likes to be the life of the party, and Dad Brad has been getting emails from Teen Brad's teacher. So last week, when Teen Brad acted up in class again, Dad Brad went to school. 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