Dustin The Turkey, currently star of RTEs Once A Week Show. Also a builder, he conforms to stereotype, going on continual tea breaks, and indicating that he is prepared to do dodgy deals with anybody, including certain politicians. Uniquely in Irish public life, he has not received any reprimand or 'gagging request'. As a 'Dub' he is also prepared to lump all people west of Finglas, Lucan and Tallaght as 'Culchies', even when wishing them happy birthday. Insults targeted at County Leitrim come particularly thick and fast. He has however never insulted anybody under the age of 14 on any occasion.