 One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine. Welcome to JoJo Week. Every day for the next seven days. Seven, not five. You're getting a JoJo reaction. Why? Because I love this god-sh-show. You like the sound of that? Then like the video. Do something for me. Your views aren't enough. I want a like. I want a subscription. And I want a comment. All right, let's begin. I knew he was crazy, but not that crazy. Sums up this damn show. Another day in JoJo land. A guy pulls a turt out of his jacket and then cries. What will it be? Smash you to brain, sunlight, or heaven. Pick your choice. It's like a move selection for Pokemon. At least it's pro-choice. Local fire hydrant sprays down a diner. How'd they find a jacket in his eyes? That's what I want to know. Bro, I'm so happy to see a black man in his damn anime. I think this is the first of three black people I've seen in anime so far. Smokey. Smokey. They mean the black guy smokey. Oh my god. You sure this is related to JoJo? I think this guy's more related to Dio. Wait, did Dio transfer sperm into Ariana's mouth when he kissed her? Oh, it's talking. Oh, it wasn't a man. I was right, he was right. Look at that pose. Ooh. Ooh, you hear the sound? All right, we can't just casually do that, OK? That's fucking disgusting, actually. Everyone's shit talking, Dio. It's been like 50 years. Get over it. He's dead. No mercy. He's starting up Cobra Kai this season. How do you still have clips left? I feel like he emptied two clips of the entire turret into that diner. God, the editing is so goddamn good in this show. I swear to God, there's nothing like it. This might be the quickest JoJo death we've had so far. Are we really about the Swiss JoJo's on like the third episode of part two? Why? He looks like blast toys. Yeah, yeah. You were told right. How do you hide that in his jacket? It's bigger than him. Man. It's like, yagami mixed with Eren. All right, I literally just saw a bullet go through his neck. It's a suffocates and it's temple. I think he's fine. There's an insect in Southeast Asia called the senta paroga beetle. How did Dio off a think of this? Like, do you know what kind of fucked up in the head you have to be to think of this? There's an insect in Southeast Asia called the senta paroga beetle. As if that wasn't enough. 30,000 of the tiny stomachs were dried and woven into the scarf. What's this turtle saying? Masaka. He's lying. He's lying. Uh, how the fuck did he do that? That goes 30,000 years. Now he's 30,000 pieces. No, no. No, no, no, no. No, no, no. No. Woo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo. Yes! Let's see what else he has in that jacket. I swear to God, he has an army tank in there. What else do you have up that fucking sleeve? You had a turret last time. Well, let's guard. What is he about to pull out? I'm getting worried. What would you say for last? That that? You know what, man? Get this video to 10,000 likes, and I'm going to make a video. It's just me trying JoJo poses from the first two parts or whatever, or just whatever I could find on Google. This is fucking crazy. It'll be like a twister video, but instead with JoJo poses. Is he about to rip his leg off and throw it? That was the absolute best thing he could have done. He said I'm going to use my leg and run away. What are you doing? You dumb bitch. Put that camera down. What are you doing? Why are you flashing the vampire? I'm going to try that pose in real life. I'm going to jump out of fucking Milden right now and try to do that myself. Look at that dump truck. Tell me that doesn't look like he's Blastoise. Like a red one. Come on. I'm already facing enough demonetization on this damn channel. What's Aaron doing? Is this what he does between Attack on Titan final season part three and point five and point six? Like I give a fuck about her. I love how they explain everything. Do not say Speedwag his name in vain. That's worse than saying God's name in vain. Look at this picture. He looks like Fire Lord Ozai. Literally, that's who I was thinking of. It looks like Fire Lord Ozai fingering. All right, you know what? One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, 10, 11. All right, we'll stop at nine because there was a crawl. 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20. You know what? I'll stop at 20. That was five seconds. This is fucking perverted, man. It's been 30 seconds. You are a lying villain. This, oh, I got to send this to somebody out of context. This guy's done pretty crazy shit already, man. I wouldn't question it. It's gonna turn into a cannon, isn't it? Look, he even looks like JoJo there. Oh, I like it. Srezo! Damn! I wouldn't even mind if he put his fingers in my mouth. You know, I was joking. I was joking about him being blessed or something, but he looks like, fuck it. That's not even possible. All right, it's time to block the move. Oppose! All right, now I've seen floating heads. This is fine, nothing's gonna happen. He held up a shot glass to deflect the laser beams. Never thought I'd say that sentence. Oh, yeah, he knows. He knows everything. He's an anime man. I forgot, Manga man. My bad. Apologize! What, the Speedwag is not in hell? What are you talking about? He's in heaven! Of course, let's save him. Let's save the guy that was forcefully fingering a girl's mouth. I just shot him up with a turd and a diner, and now I'm gonna save him. Something is fishy. He'd be fishy if you let him drop. The pillar man. That's what my girl calls me. Isn't that right, baby? Baby! You call me the pillar man? The pillar man, because I'm my pillar? That's right. I knew he was part of this. Just drop him. Drop him. He called him Joseph by his full name! Nothing good comes out of that. Yo, the sound design. Would they record a fucking nuke? Live? I want to go to hell feeling full and young rather than withering away. I'm with you, brother. Hell is where I belong. Jojo! A part of D.O. came back during that moment. Why? Did I just switch shows by mistake? Major Vaughn Stroheim? Where the fuck did this show just go? We were just on the Manhattan Bridge fighting a vampire. Oh my God. I can't believe what the show's doing right now. I can't even say what they're doing right now. You made me believe now lick it. Come on, literally. She's sucking it. He said lick not suck. I can't believe what I'm watching right now. Oh! Wait, is that- is that fucking- what was his name? Is that Speedwagon? What am I trippin'? What is he doing? He saved your life. You were busy getting your mouth fingered. Taking pictures of a vampire. It's your fault. No one looks like this. You ogress. She didn't even yell when she was getting fingered. I gotta look like him. Let's go to Mexico. Flight to Mexico. What's that? The next episode? Mexico? Meanwhile, Hitler's music bug spray. How is he alive? I thought he was in hell. I can't- I can't believe it. It is- it's Speedwagon. Speedwagon! I have to call him Wagon. Cause there are- oh wait, no, that's German. Wait. I don't know, I'm beginning, my country's mixed up. Why is he spraying bugs? I mean, okay, I get it. It doesn't even matter if you have Speedwagon chained up like that. He has to do shit to begin with. All he does is stare and react. He's like me. God, why? I can't believe what I'm looking at right now. Is this really happening? Is this scene really happening? Can I upload this? I think this is against TOS. I wish something else was in this. I- I- Alright. Here to Mexico we go! What's that necessary? Let's just get to this next episode. If I could handle it. The pillar, man. The episode's labeled after me. Oh my god, I can't even imagine what this is about. Why is the next episode called JoJo vs. The Ultimate Lifeform? Is he really about to fight fucking Shadadad, Jock? Are you serious? And we're back to the adventures of- of Hitler. Crunchyroll is... the fucking worst. It just decided to cancel me. Because they knew what I was reacting to. Everybody must be watching this episode right now. Crunchyroll's down. Something isn't right. Nothing about what I'm watching is right. What does this thing look like? Uuugh! Now that was an introduction. I'm never going to a desert to get- Why is this guy just balancing on top of a cactus? Why? By your face and accent, I'd say you're German. Uuugh! Uuugh! Oh shit! I'mma cry. I'm really gonna cry. We need a JoJo Tournament fighting style game. Like we need it! Imagine what it would be like! He's like, call me daddy. I dare you. I think I'm drinking cactus juice. I saw what it did to Saka! In the last airbender. That- That is what I'm on. Cacti are made up of 95% water and conduct ham and fabulously. Alright, now I know. Now I know to go to my local desert and suck the juice out of a cactus. Sad music, here we come. Oh, we're back on the motor- Oh god, not this music. No! She probably dead by now. I don't know how she is in- Oh. Oh god, what are the Germans doing to speedvagen? No! I am sick of these floating heads! What's about to happen? Okay. That just happened. Back to Germany. And I thought I wanted to go back. I'm gonna say it again. I can't believe what I'm looking at right now. Thanks for telling us. The exact circumference of the room. Okay. Quick, what's high bombs? Bears? What child fears a grizzly in a cage at a zoo? Every child. Was that the answer? Maybe in Germany. I don't know how those kids are built. What do you expect? What the fuck did you expect? He's having his period! Run! There goes the time bombs and the nukes that you said would go off. Oh, I identify as a speedvagen. That's it, man. That's my gender. Oh my god. Hitler's coming over here. Wait till he finds out. He's Jewish! What are you gonna name him? Oh no, what is he gonna say? I'll name him Mexican Soroco. Satviento? Why? He doesn't look like six... What does that mean, Santa? Stand up for us, Santa. Show us your gifts. Guy's gonna throw a fucking bow at him. You know what, man? I've seen enough. I think I've seen enough. I think I might stop the video here. Santa just slipped on his own cum. Is he taking a shower? I'm never going to Germany. Please, please, give, throw the Bible, the Book of Mormon, throw something at me. I need it. Ah, he's posing! He's twerking! This is the gayest shit I've ever seen in my life. And I love it. What the fuck is that? Alright, at least the music's good. But I'm a little distracted. A little, just a little. By whatever this is. Ew. Ew, no, no! Look at his rubber jaw. Look at everything. I thought he was losing the... TATAKAI! But Santa is absorbed in the prisoner. He's literally doing a play-by-play. Like, this is a fucking baseball game. It just looks like Jojo to me. Fuck her. Absorbed somebody. The fuck is Yoshi doing here? It's Rambo! That's what I just realized. This is Rocky. It's Rambo and Ivor. I forgot his name. Is his name Ivor? I don't know what the fuck his name is. The Russian guy. German, whatever the fuck he is. Hey, lady. Man, y'all can keep this country. You know what? You know what, man? You know how I said I need a Bible? I gotta have one. I have one. I need to read this more. I really need to read this at this point in time. Okay. Okay. Okay. 2023, guys. Why am I acting like this? Am I trying to get canceled? There's too much happening. There's too much. This is like when you die and your life flashes in front of your eyes, before your eyes. This is what I'm witnessing right now. There's just too much. This is too much. This is too much craziness in one video. How am I doing with two episodes? It all ends today. How am I doing with seven days of this shit? Seven days! Am I gonna be the same man I was yesterday? What's that sound now? This ain't movie time, okay? I wouldn't be surprised if somebody walks through the door to fucking popcorn bucket next. Alright, I guess it's movie time. I guess we're just gonna watch a movie. This guy's gonna start performing at Shakespeare. It's the best fucking show on planet Earth. This is the greatest show I've ever watched. I can't do this for seven days. I can't. I'm not gonna be able to do this. I heard about breaking your arm to fit through a jail cell, but this motherfucker just broke his entire body. He stuffed himself into that tiny gap. It's like my girlfriend and I. That's normal. Happens every day in Germany. He's the air that we breathe. Try your best to explain this to somebody that has never watched anime. In fact, even somebody that has watched anime, but has never watched- I'm sure you can't even explain this to somebody that has watched JoJo. You know I've watched anime too long when I just saw that and I didn't react like insanely crazy. And that worries me. This is JoJo. Look at his cut. Did I mention that I'll never go into Germany again? He was just coming all over this soldier. This thing he created and now he's like, just kill it. Alright. I've had enough fingers in this show. Why is he- Why is he pointing? I'm gonna be surprised. What's he doing? Don't make me use it. So he wasn't exaggerating that his finger was a pistol. I'm definitely on that character's juice. 100% Yeah! Oh, oh, oh! Yo, yo, you're gone! We were in New York 20 minutes ago. Is that my potential? If I'm German. German? Mr. German army man. What is that? A rocket launcher? Yeah! What a fucking scene you dropped on! I agree! I don't know how I'm gonna survive seven days of this shit. This is gonna be a wonder. Put me in a fucking records. Put me in history. That's gonna be history. Nick survived seven days in a row. JoJo.