 You ready? You piece of shit? Welcome back to our stupid erection today, it's our Corbin. I resemble that remark. Instagram, Twitter, more juicy content... It's so juicy! That sounds like a cartoon... Yeah, like a classic cartoon characters thing. silver! Yeah, something like that. Or yabba-dabba-doo. Not that cartoon. Anyways, today we're acting to a new Malayalam teaser. I think it came out just about a week or so ago. I think. I think. I don't know. But it's called... Spell that. Wow. Kala. It's Tavino Thomas. Say that. Rohith VS. And so there's two. So we'll watch the first one. It's two teasers. There's two. Oh, trailer, sorry. Two trailers. But I think only a minute long. Yeah, about a minute. So I consider that teaser. Yeah, I consider that a teaser. I feel like... I know there's no definition, but I feel like a teaser is something around that time. A trailer should be more than two minutes. I guess, for me, a teaser is anything under, like, 60 seconds or less. Yeah. If it's over 60 seconds, it starts to fall on the trailer. Yeah, and I don't even know that there's a criteria for it. But do you know there's not a distinction between a mountain and a hill? What the crap? What have we been living all our lives? I know. You mean to tell me Everest could be a hill? It technically is. There's no differentiation. One day, I just randomly asked my family. I was like, what is the actual definition? Like, what at what point does it become a mountain? Right. And so we looked it up. There's actually no specific... Obviously, we all know what the difference is. Yeah. Like, that's a hill, that's a mountain. But technically, there is no... And a hill is just... There's a specific amount that... A big mound, that's what a hill is to me. It's just a really, really big mound. And then once it starts to have peaks and valleys, it's a mountain. There you go. But technically, no... Technically, no definition. And what that has to do with teasers and trailers? Nothing. Your guess is as good as mine. It has nothing to do with it. Nothing. Anyways, so let's go ahead and watch the first one. Here we go. Oh, that's a great quote. Very cool. That was really cool. Like, I don't know. I couldn't tell you what it's about. I think it's something like kind of creepy. There might be some murders and some love and lust, all that kind of stuff. But man, syncing it to the sound and the cinematography. I don't know if the director of this is an editor, but I bet he is. Yeah. Here's something I don't think I've ever shared this with you, but it's really common for us. When I say us, so on the release of a big film, whatever it might be, it's an Oscar Contender, it's a Marvel film, pre-COVID days. What we all used to do, me, Corbin, Stephanie, Ashley, Alexis, Micah, Harrell, we would all... And maybe sometimes a couple of other friends, there would be eight to ten of us that would go to the movie. And whenever the trailers came out, we would always look at each other after the trailers. And then I'd go, or go, right? This is one of those that when it was over, we would look at each other and go, heck yeah. Yeah, that was good. Yeah. I would totally see that. So, let's go ahead and just watch the second one while we're still here and see how this one is. Yeah, I would have been like, yeah, I don't need the second one, but let's go ahead and watch it. Pete, I'm watching that. That is... Yes! I love that. Oh, this blood smells different. What did it say? The feel-bad film of the year. Oh, that film of the year. Great idea to call it that. Oh, the cinematography looks fantastic. Absolutely nothing but praise for both of those. Yeah. It's freaking great. Okay, so a psychologist that revolves around Sai-Jai? Shaji, I guess that's his name. Who faces an intriguing conflict with the many layered shades of human behavior? Awesome. Dang, if you could be any more vague than that. And I gotta tell you, the fact that it's got a little over the... It's like a two hour, 10 minute runtime there. Man, I just... Those trailers just put the expectations crazy high for me. And I don't... You guys can tell us if we've seen anybody, but I don't think we know anybody from the production to directing to acting. I could be wrong. You guys can tell us if I'm wrong, but it looks like a bunch of people I don't know, but it did say from the maker of blah, blah, blah. So clearly he's done something that's warranted. Oh my goodness. This just looks... I just... Come on. So director has done three films. Okay, look at the cinematographer, and let's check out the resume, because that looks like a DP with a team of camera people that knows what the crap they're doing. Looks like he's part of the priest, which we reacted to, which looked really good. Okay. Only seven films for the DP? Wow. Looked phenomenal. When does it come out? Ben said it already released. Oh. Like three days ago. Let us know how this film is, and how we can get ahold of it. Did it say Netflix? Hold on. Tell me right now. Kala, right? Search. Is it Kala? It's just Kala? Yeah, I'm just smiling at them. Because there's a Kala Kalapu on Netflix. Yeah, it's just Kala, huh? Kala. No, it has Showtime, so I'm wondering if it's the theaters, and it'll go to a streaming later. Probably. March 25th. Release in India. I can promise you it's not in any theaters. No, I'm looking to see if it is. Without a doubt. One of the banner reviews, a mindless celebration of violence. I mean, ooh. I do love that. Well, it looked really good. So if you've seen it, let us know how it is. And there's a streaming service. Let us know if the creators are watching. Sometimes that does happen. That has happened before. Because we're in Los Angeles. If we can get a screener of this somehow, we would love to. Because just those two by itself, I would just watch it. And it looked that good. Yeah, and hi, kudos. If any of you in the creative team that put this trailer together are watching, that's as good as it gets right there. You guys did an absolutely superlative, fantastic job. One of the best trailers we've seen. Let us know how it is down below.