 I'm ready to go back to playing Half-Life Source on the Atari 2600. If you guys weren't here for this, I got a $50 donation that told me to play the game with some command that makes it look really, really bad. I'm playing the Atari version. So, I'm just gonna continue. I left off it on a rail. I fucking just cleared out a Vortigaunt area so you guys wouldn't have to watch me struggle through that. So, let's go ahead and get this show on the road. Alright, as you can see, I have no HUD. There's no way for me to tell how much ammo or health I have except from color indicators. And, yeah, it's terrible. So, we're going through on a rail which is also one of the worst parts of Half-Life 1. Just extra pain for me right now. I'm not sure how far I can even make it through this hellscape. I can't see through any of the transparent textures. Low definition models. Oh yeah, that probably would look even worse. Do low death models for $5. I'm gonna squeeze money for everything because this experience already sucks. Actually, I'm not even sure if I can use low res models, so don't donate that. Because I think I have a mod on. That looks terrible. Is there a way to go up? Is this a button? I don't know what the fuck is going on there. Why Half-Life Source? The people wanted it. I gotta give the people what they want. Oh, got fucking owned. President's Cascade of 98, yeah. Do R-Lod 50. I don't know what that does. NAF 4 Death Minigames, yeah. I'm pretty sure the blood textures are just what effects look like when they're broken. Yeah, they just kind of become black squares. Oh, this is the ambush. Somebody pointed out that the health chargers are still the same. The health and the HEV chargers. Which doesn't make a whole lot of sense. Is this real? Well, it's not the real Atari 600 or 2-2600, but it is bad. I'll tell you that. I don't even need to tell you that. You can see. I know you guys are gonna make fun of my aim, but look at my crosshair. Go on. Reduce the atoms. Prime Matt underscore viewport scale 0.2. Oh. Oh, ew. Oh, Jesus. Oh, that is... That's... This looks like fucking GoldenEye 64 or something. Oh. What the fuck? It's kind of creepy now. Now it's like a little scary looking. Looks like a PS1 horror game. Yeah, this is kind of horrifying. I'm very lucky to kind of know how to play Half-Life, otherwise I think this would just be impossible. This is a truly fucking hideous affair. Would the R-Lod make any difference? I mean, there's only like two models in Half-Life. Would R-Lod maybe change the, like, view model? Yeah, it didn't look like it did anything. Is that Half-Life Source? Yes. How much to put them all on low? Uh, $5. Let's just do $5. I'm not asking for that much. It's already gotten pretty bad. I don't know how much more donations could make it worse. Imagine if Valve released the ultra-low quality pack for Half-Life 1, and it was this. Fuck, I got owned. We played Black Mesa with these settings. That would be kind of funny, yeah. These guys own Gordon Forgot his glasses, yeah. This is, what a fucking nightmare you guys are making me play. Change matte viewport scale to 0.15. Okay, what was the other thing you wanted me to do? Oh yeah, set all the settings to, um... set all the settings to low. All right, I think this is, this is as good as it's going to get. This is, and by good I mean bad. What the fuck? What? Oh, ugh. This is fucking terrible. Did this change the texture scaling? Everything looks really broken. Why am I doing this? This is actually disgusting. I know I'm the one playing it. It's horrible. It's like someone forgot to put the textures on properly and bomb it all over the whole game. Yeah, I really didn't know this game could look this bad. This somehow looks significantly worse than even the Half-Life 1 alpha. It's genuinely one of the most like disgusting things. Jeez. Look at this. How did you fuck this up this bad, Kazoo? Owned. I'm in like a Minecraft squid. God. Hey, goofy goober. This is, look at this outdoor area. This is easily the worst thing I've ever streamed. I don't even know, like, I'm not sure that you can make this worse without it being like completely broken. Oh, shit. Aw, shit. They got my guy. Look at those teeth. That's terrifying. I want to see the cinematic rocket launch. The rocket of 7. Or Z. I don't know which one it is. Wow. Nice Minecraft stream, dude, yeah. I can imagine someone somewhere played Half-Life like this. It's me because half-life was on a Game Boy Advance. Yeah, I can see it. Oh, there's some health over here. Very nice. Well, we launched the rocket. My memory of Honor Rail was wiped every time I beat it, yeah, same. I can't get over just how disgusting the fucking cart is. It's like made out of like, livers. Ugh. Now we're in a new cart that crashes in five seconds. E underscore water draw reflection zero and R water draw refraction will make the water look like milk. Well, there's no water in this part of the game. Ew, HD models. Yeah, that's what's the problem here. That's what really sticks out about what makes this look bad. Like, the hate train for the HD models is so bad that this game will look like this. Not only is it Half-Life Source, not only does it look like this, but the first thing people will notice and pitch about is the HD models. Fucking shit, die. Look at that. What? What the fuck? What the fuck was that about? All right, one dollar donation for milk water. One dollar, and I'll make the water milk. Is that it? This is gonna ruin all the parts where you have to fight, actually. This is, you have to fight the fucking ichthyosaur in the pool of milk. That's gonna be unplayable. That fucking door disappearing is so fucking weird. I don't even know what type of command would have even made that happen. It's not even milk, it's like gray. Oh, geez. Can you set FPS max to 20? Can't change FPS max when playing. Okay, so disconnect. FPS max, 20. And load. Okay, I'm gonna do 25. I don't know if I can do 20. 20 is really, really bad. All right, this might be too much for a hard run. A hard play through. Oh, I didn't even know what I was looking at for a second. Is this Half-Life Source? Yeah. Oh. Oh. Jesus. This is trippy kind of. What if I get in the water? Okay, I can still see under the water. That's good. Minecraft, but with guns. Minecraft looks a lot better than this. You don't get it, it's not about the graphics, it's about the storytelling, very true. The textures look like faces. That's kind of scary, actually. Why is he not playing 640 by 480? I want you to look at the screen. What difference would it make? In any regard. I'm already using this fucking command that makes it look compressed. Matt, I'm going to score filter texture zero. Okay, yeah, that makes the water look extra fucking terrible. This is like a fucking creepypasta game like this. I'm just noticing how quiet it is. All these fucking... This looks like a Windows 95 screensaver. Oh, jeez, it's going to be really, really, really hard to fucking do this part. You are terrifying. What the fuck? I'm going to put you out of your misery. Oh my god. Oh, this is going to be terrifying like this. Oh god, I don't want to know what the ichthyosaur looks like. Ugh. Ugh. Fucking freak, get away from me. Fuck, I'm out of ammo. What the fuck? Ugh. Please go away. You are scary. You are scary enough in the original Half-Life. Oh, that fucking insta-killed. Well, I'm out of ammo. What the fuck? Where am I? Do you not have to kill the fucking shark? I never can remember. I need to play Half-Life one more. I can't play with a controller. No. Oh, jeez. Can you see the ammo? Do you see GUI? Yeah, neither can I. I can't see the health. I can't see anything. Looks like a YouTube analog horror game, yeah. Here we go. It's just painful to watch. It's more painful to play, I promise. Detailed this zero makes details vanish closer. It wouldn't make any sense. Half-Life one is really not going to be any, like, grass or anything. What mod are you using? No mods, actually, except I think I have the HD mod. The HD mod for Half-Life Source, but other than that... Oh! Oh, the health is finally crunchy. There's no UI. It's someone using the smudge tool, yeah. How do I achieve that pure and very crispy graphics? If that's how you wish to describe this. You alive? Look at you. Oh, he's like a clown. Oh, he looks really scary, actually. This is... wow. This is really, really scary-looking. I had to. How the fuck do you even get through this part? It's painful. This makes me want to fucking throw up. Pretty sure this is what you see before you die. Oh, fuck, he's like a little chimpanzee going ham. It's dangled. I kind of want to know what this looks like in third person. This is going to suck. Oh, I'm on hard. They're invisible. Everything is bad about this. Fuck, okay, how am I going to do this? Here's $10 to help your suffering through this. Thank you, bug source. I need it. Go third person. It's the Gordon Freeman model as it should be. Let's see. Oh, boy, we get to see who I've been playing as this whole time. Let's get a better look at this face. Why is his mouth opening like that? What the fuck? It looks like he's banging on the screen trying to get out. Oh, and he just disappears. Okay. He wants to be free, man. I would want to be free from this. I do want to be free from this as we speak. Let's go. I don't have to kill any of them. I just had to throw them off with a grenade. Look how far I've made it. Alright, this is kind of the worst chapter in the game in this. Oh, ew. It's like everything's made out of meat. This is residue processing. Yeah, I don't like residue processing. It doesn't fit in with the theming of the rest of the game, really. That's my opinion at least. Oatmeal processing. This new cod looks lovely. Why did I agree to do this? It's got to be something seriously wrong with me. Oh, that's not where I want to restart from. Oh, look at that preview picture. Those noises are so disgusting. Is there like headcrabs getting killed? Is that what I'm hearing? They use Bordecaint P to make the food. Alright, I'm coming up. I'm going down. Oh, sheesh. Oh, what the fuck? Whoa, what the fuck am I looking at? Oh, fuck. Oh, jeez. I don't even know what's happening. My brain is not liking looking at that. Half-life source is broken? Does that just happen? Yes? Well, I wouldn't know. I've never actually played through half-life source prior to this. Ooh, what a funky beat. Okay, he breaks out of that though. I remember that much. Fucking owned that time. Let's go. Please play something else. I would love to. I gotta put the orange pixel on her. Oh, fuck, I missed. I think I landed it, but it just wasn't enough. Okay, fuck. Okay, look. Hey, guy, come with me and you go deal with these fucking soldiers. Light orange on its own isn't the best color for a crosshair. True, but this is tiny. I don't want to look at your dick. Move. No, go. Fine, you have to chase me. They already know I'm here, so go fucking kill them. Thank you. This guy's gonna get fucking wrecked. Hey, he just gave up. Literally just fucking gave up. I think he wants to die. He's trapped in this with me. He wants to die more than I do. Is he invincible? Jesus. Fuck. How are your eyes dealing with this? I don't know. Better than they should be. Just play something else. I don't even care what it is. Just literally anything else than this. This is like the fun part, though. I'm about to get the glue on gun. But let me kill this guy and I will, uh... I will listen to Belstadt. Play S-Mod. All right, well, here's what I'm gonna do. I'm gonna save. I'm gonna go get something to eat really quickly and I'll come back and we'll play some S-Mod. So, uh...