 Hey, next time for our date today, I'll pick you up in an hour. Yeah? There. Simple. Elegant. Girls like that. Who's funeral are you going to? No, seriously. Who's funeral are you going to? There. Who's the guy you're taking out? Who's the guy you're taking out? Shut up! What? Nothing. What? You forgot this. All right. Show me how you're going to introduce yourself. All right. Here. Hey. Is this trying to be seducing? No. Hey! You want to hold chains and touch elbows? No. Will you marry me? No! All right. Yeah, sorry. I forgot the ring. You need a ring. Hey! You're looking really nice. Hey! Sorry I'm late. Which means I have to leave late. I have to make sure I leave late. Too long. Way too long. Too perverted. Hey! Too intimidating. Hey! Pretend you're her. Okay? Like this. Or romantic enough? No. Is this the fact that I'm falling in love with you? At least you are. No. Hey! Could you please sign this? Yeah, sure. What is it? Sign first. This says that if I fall in love tonight, you're out of here. Hey! Charles. Charles. Charles. Use chloro foam. You're bringing a bottle of wine to a restaurant. You know how cheap that looks? No. I put the chloro foam in it. All right. That's it. You got the condoms ready? Oh. I'll stop at the balloon store. No, no, seriously. If you need condoms, you can actually just borrow mine. I need to buy tonight. Do you have a bigger size? Can't you bring the flowers? Better. I'll have someone deliver the flowers at our table at the restaurant. So you booked the table at the restaurant? Better. I have the entire restaurant booked out just for us. So you have your own chef? Better. There is no chef. I want it privacy. Yeah, but then what about the food? Better. There is no food. We're on a diet. You don't even look like you need to be on a diet. Better. I don't. You're right. I'm skinny. That means you're broken. Better. I'm bankrupt. Don't worry. You've been going out in the first place. Better. I'm not. Good night.