 Morning. It's 4 30 p.m. Yeah, let's get to work. Yeah 30 minutes till we go home Let's make some ads. Yeah We just got a call for a toothpaste. Truth-painted. Does that even need to be marketed? They're paying a lot of money. Are you tired of bad breath? Very tired And you need this toothpaste. That's a very good commercial No, as in you need this toothpaste like please get this toothpaste. You need this toothpaste This is life-changing. Okay. You don't get you don't exist without this. What do you mean? You're nothing without this product. Are you so interested? It's far better than life. It's life. Wait, what exactly you're promoting? This. Oh, you make it sound like a drug. That's because it is. Yet, it's legal Are you tired of being dumb? The one who doesn't get anything? The basic things in general. Then this is for you Introducing common sense. $8 a month. Plus plus. Companies will sell anything these days. Customers will buy anything these days $100 a month. Use that commercial trick. Oh, sorry. 99.99 dollars a month We just got the call. We need a super car commercial. What brand? Overdraft of owning a super car, but you on a budget? Take dates around and look at the part at fancy events. To impress the unimpressed To look down on the look-downable. Well, this could be for you. If you're rich and you're not. Rich budget. Yeah So what? Why do we even bother with this commercial? They don't even afford it. It's like a small percentage of you. Do you smell like sh!t! Does your armpit leak garbage water? Is your name Sid and did you run yesterday? You ran, Sid. Say no more Introducing shower For her. Shower! Water non-cluded. Are you tired of being dead all the time? Introducing oxygen for humans by humans available everywhere. How much? How much we charge something that's for free? For only everything you have per month. Comments have not included. Is your life's background sound crickets? When you crack a joke is there only one person laughing because you're in front of a mirror? Do people leave when you start talking even though you're alone? Introducing sense of humor What are you doing? Buying sense of humor. You should do. All right Are you thirsty? Introducing water Bottles sold separately. Wow, you're funny at that. Congrats. Take care. He's a dad. That was obviously an accent. We need to do a commercial for safe sex. What's a demographic? Oh, I can feel it. Listen listen. Safe sex for all ages. Listen to my song! A, B, C, D, S, D, D Be careful with your pee-pee. Your daddy now feels guilty. You're a mistake. Can't you see? What can we do against that? Abortion with baseball bats. Just use a condom. That's it. Use a condom when you f*** or you will run out of luck. Kids sing along. A, B, C, D, S. And what do you think of this? I don't really picture it. Really? Attention likes 15 minutes of fame Captions we've seen in everywhere Random content Hidden jealousy, hidden envy, temporary happiness Depression Hidden depression Time wasted Scrolling mindlessly Thumb gymnastics Social media You can't live without it. And that was our intention. That was a good day. Yeah, a good day of exploiting people's emotion for money. I don't really feel good about it.