 Hello, am I speaking with Dane? Sorry, who's this? Do you have a moment to chat please? Yeah, of course. Mate, I'm Constable Jack Burris from the Caboche Police precinct. We've just been going through old CCTV footage and saw... Are you the owner of a Holden Commodore? No. Well, it says it's registered to you, mate. We've looked it up on the system. To me. Do you know anything about the Holden Commodore? We just have some CCTV footage of a Holden Commodore brushing up against one of our police cars. So we're just trying to figure out who's done it and... Okay, yeah, it wasn't me because I don't... I only have my L's, I don't even drive. What car are you driving? What car do you own, Dane? I own no car. So you're telling me that this Holden Commodore I've just put into the system. It's just come up with your name, your address. But you know nothing about it? No, I don't. Even though the number plate rings a bell to you? Listen, mate, we're going to have to get you to come in just for a couple of questions. If you wouldn't mind. You don't have to come in right now or anything. Tomorrow is fine. If that car is registered to your father, bring your father with you. How old are you, Dane? I am 19. Okay, great. All right, so you're an adult. So you can come in on your own or you can bring your father as well. But yeah, that's what we have on CCTV footage right now. So yeah, we're going to have to get you guys to come in and answer some questions for us. So are you able to do that perhaps maybe this Wednesday? And if not, we can send one of the patrol cars around to your address. Yeah, that's all good. Are you able to try it on? Is this a prank call? No, mate. This is Jack. This is Jack from the Pulcher Police Department. Okay. Yeah, that's all good. Great. So which is it, mate? Would you like to come in? What do you want us to come to you? I'll come in, yeah. When are you coming, huh? I've got to let Tracy know. Tracy know when you're coming in. Okay. I've got to let Tracy know when you're coming in, mate. When are you coming in? Come in tomorrow around 12. What time? About 12? Lunchtime? Well, we might be out on lunch, mate. Can you make it 11 a.m.? Yeah, that's fine. Who do you think you are? Huh? Hitting our police car. Well, it wasn't me. Well, it's registered to your name, mate. So I have a really tough time believing that. I can smell a liar from a mile out, mate. Thank you. Your father's a pig. Your father's a pig of a man if he hit our police car. No, surely this is a prank call, mate. No way. This is Jack. This is Jack from the Caboolture police station. Do you understand? Yeah, what's your bad number then, Jack? 994? Get a pen. Get a fucking pen. Write this down. Yeah. Let me know when you've got a fucking pen in your hand, all right? You fucking little cunt. Yeah. I'll just write down my notes. Get it right. 994? Yeah. 26-12. That is my fucking badge number, all right? You fucking little slimy cunt. You fucking hit our police car. Are you thinking you can get away with it? No, fuck off, cunt. This is Jack. I'm Jack. Constable Jack from the Caboolture police station and you bring your fucking slut father down tomorrow because we're going to find out what slippery dog cunt hit our fucking car. Do you understand me, Jack? I'm going to shoot you. Yeah. Well, you fucking bring your fucking dad and if he's not wearing a bulletproof vest, he's in fucking danger, cunt. Shoot that. Write it down, Jack. I'll do that, mate. Don't you worry. We'll see you at fucking midday tomorrow. Don't fucking tell no one, cunt. Oh, that's dead. Well, your fucking dad gets it, cunt. I've just suspended your license. I've just done it. Click of a button. Keep laughing, cunt. Keep fucking laughing. I'll send the boys around. No. I don't believe you. I'll see you at 11.30, cunt. Don't you fucking make me do it. Don't make me do it, cunt. I'll fucking kill your whole family, cunt. This is Jack. Constable Jack, you have my badge number. This is fully allowed. Constable Jack. Constable Jack burrows. Jack who, so? Burrows. The head chief then. I am the king of this police station. I'll see you at 11.30, Jack. I'd like to say my name at the end of sentences. Jack. Yeah, this is definitely not the place. So who is this? Jack with Jackie. Jack with Jackie. This is Matt, this is Matt Brown. This is Matt Brown. You don't know who Matt Brown is? I don't know him Matt Brown. He's the researcher here. What? I don't know. I'm just waking up, man. Where the fuck? Yeah, well, you tell Joy I said, hey. All right. Oi, Joy. Come here. Yeah? Oh, I got him on the phone. Do you want to talk to him? Did you fucking prank him? Yeah. Fuck. He's such a slippery bugger. Did he fall for it? Yeah, he's not speaking in here. Oi, dude. Sorry, man. It's Joy. I put Joy on. Hey, dude. This isn't Joy. Who is this? It's Joy. Oh, he pranked you. He sent it in. Yeah. He sent it in. I don't ever almost sound like anyone. It's Hamish Nandi, man. It's not. It's not actually. Yeah, you're on the radio. That's how we speak. You're on live radio prime time. Yeah, do you know everything in there? I have a little computer I stole. I'll type a little research. We knew. And obviously we're joking. We're not going to actually do anything to his family. Yeah. Fuck it. We could if we wanted to. Yeah. We could get the boys around. All right. Get a garden tool each. Pile in the bloody truck, Matt. You know what I'm talking about. Go around to his joint and fuck them up. But we're not going to do that. Okay. Because that was a prank call. It was a joke. We're not being serious. It's just words.