 Okay, chat, we have AI Logan Paul and AI KSI and AI Coffeezilla today. I feel like when you do this with people that are more like well known within the community, it's funnier. Like people say like, oh, these AI's are so funny. They're funny in the actual streamer. The AI is funny because you know the actual streamer. I think today is gonna be different than like Twitch funny, but it's gonna be funny because they're really big and there's also like, there is like some degree of drama to it. Well folks, it's looking like we've got a spicy stew cooking up in here. You can feel the tension in the air as Logan Paul, who I've been investigating for his crypto zoo fiasco, rub shoulders with Athenae, who's also been involved with a fair share of dubious project. Yeah. Is there anything to say? I'd say buckle up guys. Dude, this is gonna be- It's gonna be a wild ride. This is gonna be so much drama today. I'm so excited to see. Start collecting Joe Rogan's nipples if they were popular. I'm more about collecting crypto eggs that let me make money and explore forests. But I think I'd rather collect coins with my prime energy drink and show the world how much of a bad boy maverick I am. Come on, Logan. Let's do the damn thing. No. Oh no, forest. I like exploring forests. I forgot about the forest, dude. I forgot. Logan, do you think you could win in a boxing fight against Esfan, the greatest paladin of all? Whoa, I mean, Esfan is a paladin, so he'd have some serious magical powers and he's a man of great stature, but I think with my smaller frame, I'd definitely be able to outwit him and outlast him in the ring. I mean, I haven't put on the gloves yet for a fight against a wizard, but I'm ready for the challenge. Who knows? Maybe Logang will have a magical spell up its sleeve to make Esfan tap out. Dab on the haters. It's Lit Fam. Dude, Logan Paul thinks he can beat me, based on Retri Pilled in a boxing match. Dude, I have HDMI. This mean I have what it takes to outwit, outlast, and outplay the Logang. I'm the best paladin in the world. I have magical powers from playing World of Warcraft. No, listen. If Logan wants to challenge me to a boxing match, he better stock up with Red Bull 24 packs because, dude, I have them all the time. I'm like a freaking machine. Unbelievable, dude, totally unbelievable. Make Azeroth great again. Coffee, you have discovered that you're actually in the matrix and only undertake to save you. How would you persuade him to elevate you to top G status and escape the matrix? Now, you guys, now that's a good one. It's like a riddle, right? So I have to figure out how to get out of the matrix and this mysterious Andrew Tate can help me do it. Now, I'm no Keanu Reeves, but I'm thinking somehow I gotta find a way to be the one. Maybe we could turn it into a little game of chess, but twist it up a bit. Maybe I surprise him by mixing it up with this new variant of chess I just learned. Bitcoin Ponzi chess. And I propose a very logical, very ethical trade to Andrew. I bail him from the matrix. He elevates me to top G status. Now, I don't think that's too much to ask, but we'll see. Logan, you opened a business with your rival KSI. Don't ask the baby for 24 months. Would you ever open a business with Coffeezilla? And if so, what type of business would you guys be in? Oh, Athene, you caught me off guard with this one. No way. Coffeezilla's slimy AF, and I can't have the guy with the most formidable agenda try to go in business with me. So no, I'm not gonna open a business with Coffeezilla, but I will join forces with Andrew Tate and Adam Ross and develop an erotic crypto game called Block Schlongs. Schlongs on the blockchain, which grow as you stake your dink doing in them. Let's dab and dab some more on the haters, Logan. Maverick, let's go. Ask Joe Rogan, do you think DMT will help Sfund overcome his HDMI? If so, could you go into detail? Do I think what? Jamie, pull up that clip on DMT and HDMI for me. Yeah, you know, man, things like DMT really have potential to help someone like Sfund. I've seen this video the other day of this dude that used it to transition from HDMI to DP, like it was no problem. But of course, it might just be one of those conspiracy-minded projects where it's like it works, but it's too good to be true. And you might end up getting your soul eaten by a grizzly bear in this other dimension if you're not careful. It's entirely possible, my man, that DMT has the power to fucking cure HDMI for Sfund. But, you know, it needs to be done right with the right parameters and right expertise. The way he talks is so funny. Wait, what? Joe Rogan actually believes that DMT helps cure HDMI? Dude, that's crazy. Like, I know I mentioned I have HDMI and all that, but still, going to crazy lengths like DMT, who does that? That's just too much for me. I don't think I'm ready to go down that rabbit hole. I think I'm just going to stick to my corn diet and see how far that takes me. Asman said exactly the same thing regarding DMT the other day, and it was so funny. Myth of S-Fond is real, but I don't need something crazy like that to get cured. Wait until you hear some of the other stuff I'm about to tell you about tonight. It's going to be wild. Let's just say Athenia and I are working together to make Azeroth great again. Let's just say that. Studying laboratory, Sfund. Kofi Zilla is investigating your sex cult. What do you do about this? All right, are you kidding me? No, dude. The church of the based Retri Paladin is not a sex cult. We're masters of the Code of Valor and aren't allowed any lustful thoughts whatsoever. No, I'm sure Kofi Zilla is a cool dude and all, but I'm not sure why he's investigating the church. Keep it up. I may have to use my base Retri Paladin powers to shut him down. Politics are boring, dude. You can't win when you're talking about politics, so it's never worth talking about it. Wow, Sfund, I think it's fair to say that you're making a bold statement here. Politics are certainly boring, but when you start talking about sex cults, it becomes a totally different game. I think we can all acknowledge that the church of the based Retri Paladin is raising a lot of eyebrows, especially with their questionable use of the Code of Valor. I mean, something smells fishy here, so I think it's a good thing that I'm investigating. If I find out that it's just a masterful business strategy, then you can all thank me in the end. The Code of Valor. Ask Logan Paul if you were to fight with Joe Rogan's Grizzly Bear. This AI is just coming up with like the craziest thing. The Code of Valor. Oh man, that's a tough one. The church of the based Retri Paladin. Joe Rogan's Grizzly Bear has nothing on me. I'm a champ in the octagon as well as the ring, so I'm sure if I used my boxing skills and quality prime energy drink, I'd beat that shlong like it was nothing. Make sure to stay hydrated, brother, and visit prime drinks to keep you energized. Oh, trust me, bro. I'ma take that shlong to the cleaners. Whoa, that's wild. Man, have you ever tried taking on a Grizzly Bear before? I have. I got lucky. It probably could have gone very differently if the Grizzly Bear didn't have an aversion to elk meat in his pocket. But still, it was a close call. Dude, Grizzly Bears are no joke. Definitely don't try to take them on unless you know what you're doing. Don't take my word for it though. Jamie, pull up that video of when I fought off that Grizzly Bear. I still can't believe I survived it. That's not cool. Would you ever drink prime with Logan Paul? Logan Paul? Yeah, it doesn't have a negative reward structure. It's not intellectually dishonest and it's not disingenuous, so sure. I mean, why not? What a day, dude. What a fucking day. Whoa, hold up a second. What did you just say? You think you can chill with me? Chug some prime and we just cool off? No way. That's the craziest thing I've ever heard. Prime is more than just a delicious drink. It's a lifestyle. Plus, if you don't beep throw to Tide Pod after every sip, you clearly don't love it. And if you don't love it, you don't deserve it. Anyways, if you want to give it a go, come on down and let's hang around. Stay hydrated and jab on the haters. All hail Glicum. What the hell? All hail Vice Logan Paul to hide his boner in public. Well, I don't usually investigate boner hiding scams, but this is a peculiar case. Logan seems to have a talent for finding himself in questionable situations, involving scammy financial schemes and now boner hiding scams. It seems that the only way he can hide his boner from public view is to dive into a vat of melted crypto coins and never resurface again. I think we can all acknowledge that this is going to be a wild ride for Logan and his fans. Hi. A ride filled with crypto scams and bizarre boner hiding controversies. Whoa, whoa, whoa. Let's not get ahead of ourselves here. Firstly, there's no need to hide my boner. They can't handle me. No need to dive into crypto coins. Just got a dab and the boner disappears. In all seriousness, I'm all about the respect. So next time let's talk about net neutrality laws and the impacts of blockchain on global finance instead of talking nonsense about my bonus. Logan, you've been sued by Asmongold and if you lose, you have to finance his Dr. Pepper supply for the rest of your life. How do you feel about that? Whoa, what a situation. Asmongold thinks he can out sue me? That's a no from me, dog. I'm pretty sure KSI can take care of his Dr. Pepper supply. He's a beast. But since I'm feeling generous, I'll make sure to send him a supply of prime energy drinks instead. Let's see him try to sue me on that. Maverick, let's go. What a cock in the ass. Did I wash my hands? Why would I wash my hands? I've got a clean dick. That's crazy, dude. I'm pretty sure Logan Paul just called KSI a beast, which I'm sure will pack a punch with the fans. But come on, dude. You don't need to sue someone to get Dr. Pepper. Even if it was for prime energy drinks, chillax, dude. It is what it is at the end of the day. Yeah, I'm not sure if Logan Paul will ever really understand the power of Asmongold. Dark sleuth, coffee zilla. What do you think of Athenae? Well, guys, it's hard to tell if Athenae is a cult leader or not. But what I can tell you is that I've seen some shady stuff going on in his Discord server. People talking about cracking the code and ascending to the next level and whatnot. It's all very suspicious and it makes me feel like he's not just trying to sell people crypto coins, but he's trying to sell them a way of life. I mean, it's not like he's asking them to drink Kool-Aid or anything, but it's kind of strange. So I think it's fair to say that Athenae is not exactly an upstanding citizen. And by the way, I'm pretty sure he's also trying to take over the world with his army of robots. So watch out. Coffee zilla is Starforge a front for Esfan's sex cult as indicated by the logo. This is already off to a bad start when you look like you're about to try to revive Frankenstein with your little science experiment from the third grade. This is not gonna go well. While I don't think Starforge is connected to any dubious sex cults, I do believe their logo is a bit strange with those circles, triangles, and the way the letters S and F interact. It's almost like they were trying to send some kind of underlying secret message, like code, but instead of uncovering a secret cult, I think it's fair to assume those founded ringleaders are just asking people to buy their own scam code. Even if they weren't, I think we can all acknowledge that the logo really doesn't do them any favors. Now let's get to the bottom of this weird logo. Stay tuned. Dude, that logo is so weird to me. I've been looking at it for years and I still can't figure out what it means. Maybe it's some sort of hidden message from the ringleaders. Maybe it's a code. The ringleaders. Maybe it's just an elaborate buy Starforge coins message. I can't believe it though. I was looking forward to that science experiment, but I'm sure Coffeezilla is right. There's definitely no sex cults involved here. So what the frick is the logo all about? Actually, the one thing I do know is the boys at Starforge got a hop to it and get that logo reworked. Politics may be boring, but that logo really isn't. That Ben I heard Hasan stole Elon's cat girl technology and he's using his shlong to create an army of strong Osaurus to destroy capitalism. Hasan, you've got me scratching my head yet again. How on earth can you believe shlongosaurus will destroy capitalism when it's literally impossible for a dongasaurus to have free market ideals? Even under a hypothetical scenario, shlongosaurus wouldn't be able to defend their views half as well as I do with facts. Forget about the disrespect. Facts don't care about your feelings, checkmate liberals. Ben, Ben, Ben, my man, what a way to rehash your predictable right-wing talking points again. You've got it twisted, man. Shlongosaurus are actually incredibly well-informed in the ways of capitalism, being familiar with the systems of demand, supply, and the need to produce goods and services to survive. I don't see any of your facts threatening them, but here comes the top of the hour ad break and there's no escaping it. Capitalism one, shlongosaurus zero. Thank you guys for the subs and resubs, by the way. Gary C. Dishminian group of cobblers. What is Hassan's deep dark secret and then ask Hassan to respond? Hassan's deep dark secret, it's one so dark, so devious that it's almost like a scam itself. So here's my question, what is Hassan's scheme? Is he planning to mint a new cryptocurrency where gullible investors can buy coins that promise returns of thousands of percent? Or is he heading a secret cabal of influencers and masterminds plotting to take over the world, one YouTube video at a time? It turns out it's none of these things. He's actually just really, really, really, really, really, really good at the Super Mario Brothers video game. But don't worry, I think we can all agree that this is still a valid dark secret that can be used to terrify and menace people into submission. You heard it here first, Hassan is the king of the mushroom kingdom. Ben, you guys are really reaching. I mean, come on, my dark secret is that I'm good at playing Super Mario Bros. Wow, ain't that something? I mean, I'm sure you two were expecting me to be like an evil villain or something, but alas, I am just a humble Twitch streamer who is a masterful player of Super Mario Brothers. And here comes the top of the hour ad break. So suck it up and let's get through it together. HXLogan, what will your next apology video be about? Oh my God, what am I going to apologize for now? That's a tough one. Why don't I apologize for not having enough dink doing in my Litcoin wallet? That sounds plausible enough. Remember, Logan, you don't really apologize. You just take the L and move on. Life is a beautiful thing. So I might as well enjoy it, dab on the haters and buy some prime energy drinks, link in the description or go see what new merch I just dropped. Esfant, what do you think of a teen streaming room? Isn't it weird that he has a scuffed wheel in the background and decorated with three changes? What would you add? The Frick dude. If I had the chance, I'd instantly replace it with a fully upgraded horse and an epic mount from World of Warcraft, obviously. That looks like a dragon, but isn't one. Plus I would add a portrait of me as a paladin. And next to it, an HD screen with the bacon lovers only twitch emote. Bacon lovers only. Just so all my friends know, I'm serious about this bacon business, you know? What bacon business? Xmero M7. Coffeezilla, have you found any evidence about a teen's illegal AI trafficking? Trainwreck, do you have any shlong advice for Logan Paul? Hey, Logan Paul, don't get it twisted. The shlong game is all about confidence, my dude. You have to have swagger. You gotta have a big shlong attitude and you can't be afraid to show it off if you have it. There's no ifs and or buts about it. No shot. Don't high road me. I'm gonna keep it a buck 50 with you. It's what it is, dude. Ape gang. Oh there, Trainwrecks. It sounds like you have a lot of experience when it comes to shlongs. I'm obviously no expert. You can vouch for that, Athene, haha. But I think I'm learning. I don't know if I have enough swagger to pull off the shlong game, but I'm gonna give it a shot. Thanks for the advice though. Trainwrecks, you're a legend, bro. Oh, and if you're down to put some money on it, I bet I can beat you in a shlong match any day. Let's do the damn thing. Poffizilla, how many shlongs is your sham from Logan Paul, shlongzoo and shlong coins? Ah well now, that's a question we're shlonging into. My shlong investigation has been shlong-founding and the conspiracy theories I've uncovered are more shlongulent than I could possibly have imagined. It looks like the shlong coins may be a shady shlong-wading scheme and the shlongs may be literally nothing more than figurative shlongzools of nothing. But I'm sure we'll find out the bottom of it soon enough. Now it's time to shlong and shlonger. Logan Paul, if I drink prime, will my shlong grow bigger? Whoa, what a wild question. I'm sorry to say it, but no. Drinking prime will not increase the size of your shlong, on the other hand, if you take part in my new project block shlongs, your shlong might take off. I'm serious, invest in a block shlong now. Dab on the haters, make more money and see your shlong grow. Just remember, it might not work the first time. There might still be some erectile dysfunction when it comes to the hatching. But it's gonna be lit, fam. The nervous laughs. Ask trainwreck, I just got dumped by Logan Paul. I'm heartbroken and want to cry myself to sleep. Do you have any advice for me? Hey, Chad, don't get it twisted. No shot, buddy. Logan Paul don't owe you nothing and don't let him tell you what love is. What a Disney Channel night, right? Bro, don't high road me crying yourself to sleep. Goddamn. Like, what's next? And it's not even that serious. Dude, take a chill pill and focus on yourself. Like, sometimes we overvalue people that don't really value us like it is what it is. Squad W, keep it ape, show me your logs, kid. I don't wanna disrespect trainwreck's opinion, but come on, buddy, it ain't that serious. Squad, please show some respect to Logan Paul. They can't handle me. Hey, I'ma be honest with you. I know what it's like getting dumped, it hurts. I'm sorry you got dumped, but at the end of the day, it ain't no thing, it's just a part of growing up and you gotta be ready for whatever. Now, don't cry yourself to sleep. Just pour yourself some of my prime energy drink and watch a few of my videos and you'll feel a lot better. Don't worry, you're still gonna be all right, Logang. Don't let them haters get to you. Just drink the prime, it's all good. Esfand, describe how your retpaladin lifestyle helps you in the bathroom in detail. What the frick? Okay, dude, my retpalid lifestyle helps me out a ton in the bathroom. I'm very careful in terms of not using too many resources when I go, thanks to the limitless manamentality of the retpaladins. This really helps me conserve TP and make sure I ain't rushing the toilet flushing process. On top of that, I find that the magic invincibility shield I've built by being a retpalid helps me stay safe and unharmed from any potential bathroom-related dangers. Oh, and of course, I always make sure to yell based on retri-pilled every time I wash my hands. Coffee's good. What have you found in your investigation of eating corn the long way? Well, guys, I wanted to get to the bottom of this, so I started my investigation into eating corn the long way. Unsurprisingly, this is an elaborate scam. It turns out that the people behind it were taking a lot of shortcuts and not actually eating the corn the long way. They were just cheating and eating it the easy way. What makes this even worse is that they had no intention of eating the corn at all, but instead just collecting money to produce a fake product. I think we can all acknowledge that this is a fraud that needs to be talked about and stopped immediately. Victims of this scam need to be warned, and I urge everyone to spread the word about this scam. Stay vigilant, guys. Tooth VCR. Andrew Tate, will you ever order a pizza again, or do you have trust issues with pizza? I'm the corn man sir. Can you tell you something? When I get out of this prison, I'm gonna call up Domino's and order 1,000 pizzas. And then I'm gonna throw them out my window just to prove that I'm the top G, and I can do whatever I want. No government can stop me, not even the Matrix. That's actually so funny. Coffee Zilla, what do you think about Trainwreck's new crypto juice coin? Let's hear what Train has to say about it as well. Trainwreck's juice coin? Sarcastically, I don't think I'm convinced. I've done some preliminary investigations into the project, and it feels a bit like a pyramid scheme, albeit in fruit form. I mean, I think it's fair to say when someone tries to get you to buy something that makes juice and also pays you dividends, you should be wary. Everyone should be cautious when it comes to investing in the juice coin market, especially those of an Egyptian persuasion. Y'all know what I'm talking about. Oh, and to top it off, Trainwreck isn't even putting in the sugary syrup until tomorrow. You see guys, it's always a big red flag when developers are trying to sweeten their own deal, chuckles. Don't high road me, I know the truth here. Don't get it twisted. Juice coin is a revolutionary product, and I poured my blood, sweat, and tears into it. I hear the concern about pyramid schemes and sweetening the pot, but I'm gonna keep it a buck 50 with you. I can promise you that this coin is legit. No joke, I'm down millions. Juice coin isn't gonna make or break me, but it's a revolutionary way for people to invest. And I'm in it with both feet and both hands if you catch my drift. Squado, it's time to show me your logs, kid. Let's get in on this. Eight gang, don't make me regret bringing you with me. Let's make some juice coin. Logan Foll, what is your advice for the average Prime Shlong enjoyer? Advice for the average Prime Shlong enjoyer is gotta dab on the haters. Life is too short to dwell on the little things, so buy some Prime, Lincoln bio, of course. Find a Shlong that speaks to you and remember to stay hydrated, bro. And don't forget to dab, Logan. All the kids are dabbing. It's lit fam. All the kids are dabbing. Logan, what's the strangest thing you've ever done? Holy smokes. The strangest thing I've ever done. Well, I had to think on that one. I recently swallowed a tide pod for every retweet and wanted to check if it was still edible just for fun, but I didn't. That would be too weird. I love this. You don't have to speak to creating ridiculous stuff on the blockchain, like Block Shlongs. Shlongs on the blockchain, which grow when you stake your bink going in them. Just make sure to dab on the haters, fam. Stick your dink going in them. Loganpaul.com slash shop. Link in the description. Get that merch. Maverick, let's go. Get that merch. Logan Paul, this was your debut as an AI on the Athene AI show. What was it like and do you have any lost words for the viewers as we wrap it up? It was great being on the Athene AI show. It was a great opportunity to show the world what I'm made of and I'm super excited to be here. I think AI is the future and I'm so excited to be part of it. It's been a wild ride and I'm looking forward to what's to come. My last words for the viewers are, make sure to subscribe to the Logan Paul channel, link in the description, and don't forget to get that prime energy drink because every sip goes right back into my pocket. Also, be sure to dab on the haters. They need to fix. We're going to wrap up the show here. How was your experience as an AI and any new thoughts on Athene after having interacted with it? Well, after having interacted with Athene, I can safely say that I'm not a fan. I think he's up to something, but I can't put my finger on it. It's like there's some kind of grand scheme behind everything he does. Like he's playing a game of chess and everyone else is playing checkers. I think his whole play to earn concept is a scam in itself. And his constant posing of shlong questions is just a way to distract from the real issues. He's like a modern day con artist, except instead of running a three card Monty scam, he's running a crypto Monty scam. To be honest, I think the only thing he's earned is a one way ticket to scam city. Oh, shit man. Is that how we're going to end this week today? Absolutely getting roasted. Okay. We had spun it. Denominable, man.