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Bruce & Laura Garcia-Cannon.MP4

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Published on May 12, 2011

We used to watch the morning NBC news because I supposedly had a crush on Christina Loren with her big, fake.... Yea, so, then I figured out that the two main anchors Laura Garcia-Cannon and Brent Cannon(amazing porn name he has) were married, hence the same surnames. We created this amazing story we would recant in stories and character each morning about how Brent was having an affair with Christina and Laura knew and hella hated Christina, while Brent sat back and played cool while Operation Smashola. In ths story Brent knows his wife is uptight and pretty much a bitch and he knows she's kind of stupid doo doo dumb so he is always talking down and sarcastic at her. Brent's on some ondacoodoe' shit, yadig? As seen here...

Brent: "He's been trying it since 200..."

Laura Dumb Wife: interrupts with "WOW!"

Playboy Brent: "He's been trying it since 2007..."

Talky Talky....

Laura with that stupid dumb look on her face: "Wow that looked cool, I wonder how long it took him to perfect it?"

Playboy Brent on some I can't believed I'm married to this dumdum over here, Yo Christina holla at me after the NASDAQ report, Playboy B is trying to holler at some top: "Couple years, couple years."

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