 Wheel of Mutt must win scenario, 4-2, what do you think? Tell me, father. Tell me. You're a dumbass. Wow, riveting. Appa, 4-2, we have to win this game or we literally go home. What do you think? It is Wednesday, my dudes. Oh, now you wanna talk to the press, huh? Now you wanna talk, now you wanna talk to the media. Dude, where's global? Nova. It's literally about to be the playoffs, Nova. Don't you hide from the media? Don't you hide from the media? Nova, give us your input. Mega, tell us what you think. Wheel of Mutt, win or go home, take us to the playoffs. I'm gonna snort a line and I'll see you at the chair, baby. Three, two, one. Wheel of Mutt. And we're into the playoffs, one more loss and our whole season resets. We are right on the brink. Now, at one point in time, we were wanting two. So we have won three straight games, but it's this fourth game that's the most important. If you take a look at our offense, we built quite the squad. Got our prestige wide receiver, Jamar Chase. Got Jerry Rice the goat. Got John Mechie. In the backfield, we've got 84 Fred Taylor, a deceptively good card, 87 Kenny Pickett and 81 Franco Harris. At tight end, we have limited 87 overall Mike Gasicki and our offensive line is pretty much rounded out. We also got Quentin Nelson, who's a stud. On defense, our standout players are 87 Leonard Williams, Big Cat, 86 Wright and Nick Bosa, 86 Strong Safety Derwent James and Trenton Simpson, an insanely good user that we picked up last episode. It's also on my franchise, but dude, 85 speed, 88 Excel, 80 change your direction, 6-2. I love this card. Hey, let's get right into it, boys. Here is the first wheel spin of the biggest game of our first season. We need this one. Oh, yes! Team Wheeljack Bud. So that's any single player in the game, past or present, but they must be a Raider. No, a Patriot. Their Patriots don't have much, but I forgot about this. Dude, one of the best hat bags in this game, is Raimandre Stevenson. Dude, I feel so weird getting rid of Fred Taylor though. I really do. There's actually two 87s, and I have one of them. That's Mike Gasicki. What about 88s, 89s? Oh, wait a minute. Oh! Dude, this like, I don't need this, but I want this so bad. Look at his blocking stats are even nasty. I actually really want that. Logan Mankins is probably like technically better for my team. Juju, we don't need. Dude, I almost want to take Gronk and Prestigeum. Oh dude, if Gronk was like one of my all-time tight ends or he could even be tight end two if he ever gets outdated. It's Gronk or Raimandre Stevenson, I guess. I want Gronk on my team so bad. I just, I want him. The best option here is actually Logan Mankins. Like I really should take Logan Mankins, but I'm not. I'm doing this. I'm taking Gronk to take us to the playoffs. Let me compare him to Mike. Dude, I have so many players for Kenny Pickett to throw to. So he's faster than Gasicki. He's just as tall. He's heavier. He's stronger. He has better everything. And he blocks like, look at that. Plus 27 on the blocking stats. I'm doing it. What is his AKAX factor? Cause all these AKA cards get a really good X factor. Oh, he's a monster. Vanguard. Oh my God, he gets Vanguard. Dude, he's like Christian Okoye from last year. So he gets the Vanguard AKA upgrade, which I believe it just charges up a little bit faster. Dominantly win impact block. Technically, I think I could put him at fullback in I formation and he could use Vanguard the same way Okoye did last year. That Okoye was one of my favorite cards last year. If I make the Super Bowl, I prestige Gronk cause I can always put him at fullback. A lot of these abilities would be good on him. I'm just going to give him match up Nightmare. I'm going to give him arm bar. And I'm just going to stiff arm the shit out of people. Dude, I feel bad for Mike Kasicki. I got like a limited tight end and I just benched him. I think that was the right call, man. I can't wait to see that Gronk at fullback. Oh, that's going to make me excited. Whoo. All right, y'all, our next wheel spin. Ooh, receiver minigame 25K per tier. We haven't gotten any of these spins yet. So this will be fun. So obviously you guys know in Madden 24, they brought back these fun little minigames. I get to pick one receiver minigame and I get 25,000 coins to spend on one player per tier. So it doesn't look like I get to pick. I am just Justin Jefferson. I just have to catch the ball. Like that was ugly as shit, but it's all about the multiplier. I don't actually know why I did that like that. I think I got nervous. So long as you catch every ball, you will get gold on this. Let's go for a 400. Let's take it to him. Okay, he's shading me outside. I got no choice. Okay, this is good. So long as I stay clean here, take him inside, take him out. Good. Not quite 400, but I'm at time six. I literally just have to not mess this up. Keep it simple. Yes, money. Whoa, that was 200 though. This is fine. This might actually be gold right here. Is it? Oh, not quite shit. Final rump. I'm on silver. That's 50K. Got to catch one more football. Good. Good. Good. Ah! Wide receiver battle, red zone attack. We got the gold. So 75,000 coins to spend on one player. What position do we need the most? My offensive line is a little ugly. I'd prefer like a legitimate right tackle. So what I could do is I could move back to the left tackle since he's supposed to be an 84 overall. And then I could pick up my own right tackle. That's probably the best move. Say I was a good outside linebacker. Eddie Jackson's actually kind of a liability. Eddie Jackson's a bit of a liability. That's an 81 speed free safety. I actually think I should probably go free safety. Can you get an 86, 87, 84, 85 should be doable. Looks like our options are Tyran Matthew, Kevin Byard, oh, and Reed. Can I pick up an 85? 85s are just out of my reach. But 84 at Reed's gotta be good, right? Yeah, 84 speed, 85 excel. That is significantly better than Eddie Jackson. 60,000 coins for Ed Reed. New free safety. We got two legends today. Drunk and Ed Reed. Hey, we sort of free safety. We get drunk at tight end. If I can fix my right tackle right now, this would be a, oh my God. Did I get two AKA 84s? I don't think there's a single AKA offensive lineman. Unfortunately. Otherwise that would have been really nice. I think prime time is actually a really obvious pick here. This is such a good 84 overall corner. I would love to have this on my team. Like we're currently starting Charverius Ward, and he's okay, but prime is better in almost every single category. Other than press, press is the big one that prime's not good in, but I don't really press cover that often. This is one we're taking for sure. And I'm actually gonna go double DB here. I know the spin says two AKA 84s. I wrote it that way because I thought every AKA drop would be 84s, but this drop was 85s. It really means the low tier of AKA players. So I'm a dirty cheater. I love a DB upgrade. CB one, I'm gonna make prime time. CB two, I'm gonna make Patrick Peterson. I'm taking out CJ Gardner Johnson. CB three, I'm putting in the 81 Eric Stokes, the budget beast corner. He's so good. Charverius Ward can be CB four. And here's the good thing right here is I can move CJ Gardner Johnson to my backup strong safety and I can potentially use her Derwin James. I'm nervous, but I'm excited. Defense looking excellent. And then on offense, we got Rob Gronkowski. I can't believe I did that. And honestly, like why would I replace Fred Dailey? He's been so good. Abilities look great. Everybody's ready to ball out. And it's the biggest game here, boys. And of course the challenge wheel. I'm not gonna lie. This is such a big game that I don't know. Okay, okay. I can actually think about this. 150 plus rushing yards. That is a lot of rushing yards. We got Grog Pickett and Jerry Rice in the top three. A new contender. He's got Bryson Caleb Murphy. Bryson Caleb Murphy, Junior Seya. Oh, it's my first time. I think this is my first time with these unis on. All I know is we gotta have a good game. Cadarius Tony, I'm surprised he caught that ball. We don't have to go there. To be honest, I thought that was gonna be a fumble. Big six. Big, big, big, big, big game. Five wide to kick this off. Let's guess pass. Makes it easy for us. That tight end is open. Same thing, but I'm blitzing this time. Second and four, Leonard Williams. With that run stop or X factor just blows that up, he's gonna pass. Let's go get the QB. Same route out of the tight end. I'm on it this time. I'm on it this time. Let's go. Clamped it up and he throws a bad ball. Let's get a stop to start this. He's going for it. You know he's going for it. He ran no huddle. Okay, we're dropping it to full pass, bro. Come on, slip screen. He just ran slip screen and got it. I can't believe that. I thought that big hit might have done it. First in 10. Resets the downs. He might throw here. Oh. Second in 10. He's got two in the backfield. This could be a run, I guess. I don't know this. I don't know this set out to a slip screen again. You're not gonna get me twice with it. I'll tell you that. A loan up. These blitzes are all disguised. I'm gonna guess pass here. Oh, I'm gonna fly. You're sacked, Bryce Young. You have to know it. He's not. Great tackle. Our prestige safety. It's fourth and five. Over the middle. There's nothing. Oh. Oh no. I'm right there. I need lurker. Two fourth down pickups already. The commanders are fighting. But I can't stop him right now. He's gonna go with the handoff this time. Trenton, shift in. I can't believe I'm saying this. But can I give a little bit of credit to EA on the physics? I don't know if I've ever seen. Like, look at Durbin. He's laying down and he reaches his arm out for it. I mean, that's how it's supposed to be. But this is mad at what he's talking about. Holy shit. Dude, I'm used to every fumble. Just like the least realistic horse shit going on down there. First in 10. I see that's such a bad ball, Matt. Oh my God. Who the hell are you throwing to, Matt? Would you like lock in? I need 150 plus rushing yards. I need to remember that. Looks like he's leaving this. This is available. Oh yeah. Couldn't get around Edry. Third and seven. That first play was such a waste. Jairus. He's just unbeatable on that. So he sees Gronk, but he doesn't see Fred Taylor. Ooh, I love you Fred Taylor. 55 catching. Don't forget it. The only thing is I have like no rushing yards right now. And I do want to get my challenge. 150 plus. So let's hand this puppy out. Wait for your blockers. Nice. I'm gone. I'm gone. Oh my God. You see that patience? You wait for your blocker. You juke. You hang your nut sack out on the one yard line. And then you go for two. Cause you don't give a shit. Jerry Rice Out route. It's there. And if it's not there, Ligma. We're going to figure it out. Is it there? Okay, I said Ligma. We're going to figure it out. I didn't figure shit out. I had the half back. I had that. I don't care. All right. My ego got to me there. I'm not going to lie to you boys. My ego got to me there a little bit. But there he is. Boney. No. No. Not him man. Anybody. Flag down. Who? Who just made the play of the game? You dog. That was actually monster dude. He's not guaranteed to touchdown at all. A draw out of triple up. That's not. I respect it. Honestly. That's pretty good play too. I assume he can literally pass out of this. Oh yeah. We have our assignments. Ed reads on the half back. I'm back on Trenton Simpson. Oh yeah. Get home. There's no way you didn't. Don't you throw that. I thought he was sacked. I don't know how Williams didn't get him. Third and sixth. Like I said, he's not guaranteed shit. Let's just lock up. Passing here. Nothing. No. Let's go. Set out the stretcher. That's how you get CT right there. All right. Let's go fourth and sixth. I haven't stopped him on fourth down yet. I'm there. Oh my God. That's so dumb. God, you literally have to have Lurker. I have to have Lurker there. Because look at how close I am. You just fucking jump and put your arms up. Every fourth down right now. There's no way that continues. There's no way. Oh, oh, you like kick returns? Huh? You like kick returns? Oh, that juke was fucking nasty. I did too much running around. But hey, round to the 50 to kick this drive off. Come on, Fred Taylor. We got some rushing yards to get, buddy. Beautiful. Wait, juke left. Got his ass. Got his ass. Don't you suck. I suck. I should have had that. Hey, 39 rushing yards though. 39 rushing yards. Play action wide receiver cross. I'm gonna take a little bit of a shot here. It'd be real nice if he's a man. I coulda, don't take our rushing yards, actually. Good God, he legitimately dropped 10. Yeah, 10. 10 into coverage. And shout out my own line. My own line actually pancakes there. There's no way he does that again. I think now he'll probably does run man coverage. And we hit Jerry Rice on the whip route. Holy shit. I'm actually a fucking wizard. Here I was at Harry. Not it, not it, not it. Who's he got in there on defense? Caleb Murphy, Reggie White, Jr. say out. I don't know if I wanna go at Reggie White. I will go at the middle though. Second goal, power football. Great block. Damn. Third and goal. Do I really try and power this through? Let's go. Let's fucking go. Fred Taylor! Believe in the run. Two point aversion, like I said. I'm gonna believe in the motherfucking run, baby. Frank O'Harris off the trampoline. What the fuck? Dude, he put those fucking moon boots on. Do you guys remember moon boots? Moonshoes, moonshoes, moonshoes. Can't power an antique gravity shoe. First in 10, I swear to God, if you convert one more fourth down, I might just, I might just tilt out of existence. Nothing over the middle. There is not shit open. Oh! Damn, he got that ball off. Does he have quick draw? I swear he's gotta have quick draw. No, he does it. Oh, he does. He does have quick draw. Okay, that's exactly right there is why you run quick draw. So that you don't. I'm sticking with it. Ooh! My God, Leonard Williams is eating his asshole. Yummy! Third and 10. I shouldn't go manboids. This has not worked out for me yet. He's got the half back. He doesn't. Oh my God. Here we go. Can I stop him on fourth down? Shit, he might rage quit if I get this. We're just going raw coverage. Walk this shit in. Give me a blocker, Trent. Wait a minute. That was a galaxy brain pitch. I am here! This game is over! Oh, and Madden Ultimate Team. Survive the playoffs. We actually made it boys! Let's go! Yo, by the way, I've seen your guys' comments where people say something like, bro, you can't just post half a game. What do you want me to do? I don't mean this to be rude, but if I force a rage chord, that's awesome for Wheel of Muck. I wish everybody played every single game all the way to the end, but I have no control over that. But I will say, oh my God, my heart was beating, bro. Huge win. All right, so we lock in Gronk. We lock in Ed Reed, Primetime, Pat P. They're in James with a huge fumble recovery and Trenton Simpson played out of his mind. I did make a mistake with him, but other than that, played really, really well overall with Trenton Simpson and that's a ballgame right there, boys. Couldn't complete our challenge. Didn't have quite enough time to get those rushing yards. I have a feeling we could have got it. We were starting to go off with Fred Taylor and you guys have seen a lot of this. This is very rare. I don't see the rage group wheel this off here. There are seasons where I never see it. And then of course, there's seasons where I see it all the time, but you guys see it one more time. 83 to 84 choice. So any 83, 84 overall player in the game, maybe I take a right tackle here and I can move Bakhtiari to left tackle. Gonna bolster our offensive line a little bit here. An 84 right tackle. Does that even exist in this game? Oh, there's tons of options. Tevin Jenkins, Ryan Ramchik, Dan Dierdorf. We'll go Tevin Jenkins. We'll show Bears fans a little bit of love here. That's a solid card. So Bakhtiari can come out for Tevin Jenkins who's now playing in the correct position and Ikea Kwanu will come out for David Bakhtiari and that sticks us at an 83 overall. Let's go, boys. The very next episode you guys see is going to be the playoffs. And I'm doing something different for this year's Wheel of Mud. In the playoffs, I'm only getting two wheel spins but those wheel spins are juiced. So it's slightly better wheel spins but I only get two of them. We'll see how it plays out. I wanted to try it out and I think it'll be fun. And I think it makes perfect sense because as I look at this team, we obviously do have some holes. Center and right guard could certainly be better. My MLB two could be better. My D tackle two could be better. I could upgrade Eric Stokes. But overall, this team is actually pretty solid. I think three wheel spins throughout the playoffs might just be a little too much. Either way, massive win today. I'm sorry, it couldn't be longer. I love you, boys. Another huge dub. I'll see you in the playoffs. Let's get it, baby. Peace out, y'all.