 Now gather round ye boys and girls and listen to our story For if you forget this message your political life could become quite gory Do not be like Chris Christie who foolishly entered the tower marked Trump Or you too will be prisoner to the shape-shifting troll known as The Drumpf. We will have so much winning I think I am a nice person we've been channeling the Donald all day for this cocktail So we have only the best ingredients only the best blackberries picked by the best migrant workers in the world Well, we're gonna send back to wherever they're from after we build a giant wall along the southern region bigger than the Great Wall of China Now take your best muddler and muddle those blackberries Make sure that when you muddle you do it with a lot of energy got to be high energy when you model next We're only gonna use the best alcohol that's out there Gold schlager because what says better than anything else like having gold flakes two ounces of gold schlager And we're gonna cap that off into the greatest Shake-a-tang there ever was and give it some good shaking remember high energy You don't want to jet-bush this thing Next we're gonna double strain this into a brandy snifter full of ice And then we're gonna have the greatest club soda that you can buy Why because I picked it While listening to one of Donald Trump's incredibly eloquent lively and thought-provoking speeches Give it a little stir high energy Finish off with some blackberries Yeah, it's actually a really good cocktail. I wish I hadn't made one that's works Please don't vote for Donald J. Trump vote for Drump Thanks so much for watching and please remember to always drink responsibly because everybody likes to make friends But no one likes to make them in a prison shower. We're gonna need to do another one of that. That was perfect. That wasn't