 Hello everyone and welcome to tonight's event the roast of crank gameplays you've sent in your submissions and now here he is himself the host of the whole show and the roasty Please thank you. Thank you all so much. You're too kind. You are too kind. Thank you Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. I said thank you. Hey everybody Welcome to the roast of crank gameplays the roast of me myself and I I asked you on Twitter Next week I'll be filming the roast of crank gameplays 2022 as part of my 10-year anniversary week So here you go use hashtag roast of crank gameplays and give me your best and boy Oh boy, did you give me your best? I have no idea if you gave me your best or not because I haven't looked at the tweets yet But here we go the roast of crank gameplays. Let's start it out with one of our own soon to be fired nerflii Watching you try to solve puzzles makes me want to quit my job Can't quit if I fire you Brian coming in with a personal one I've had the pleasure of watching you grow so much as a creator and a person over the years and know you're destined to go Eat them for even further. I'm proud of you always also remember that time you thought if there's no Recticity toilets couldn't flush. I Do remember that to roast you, but you wouldn't even be able to read it properly Also correct. All right. Let's go to the actual hashtag now 10-year anniversary merch just dropped 2012 hiccup 2015 Sonic and now 2022 right in front of you Also, just letting you know on the anniversary August 29th. There is going to be some pretty cool Including signed holographic posters that are really limited quality not quality. They're good quality Quantity is what I meant to say. See these are all weak jump scare. Uh, it's penis Good idea. I'm sick and tired of the hate on Ethan. He hasn't done anything wrong People are like play with mark all the time. Thank you. Ethan is Ethan not Mark's friend He's his own person and he makes great content great content on his own leave him alone Do you mean the opposite? If this is a rose this kind of is the one that cuts the deepest. Hey, hey, hey, this you a Little the only thing I'll say is that your hair is so horrid that I even made a roast list about it mayonnaise dip Come here blank PDF Blank PDF file is really good discord light mode human piss milk Unseasoned shredded chicken breast ranch sauce without the flavor Colgate toothpaste original reject trolldoll I think blank PDF file is the is the best couldn't write a proper roast dishonest, but I think this is a roast all-in-some To a great sorrow or enjoy that I revived my own dishonest roast at the bell rung for unison's don't have the bell rung for me Huh can't grow a stash without looking like your creepy neighbor next door. I think I Walked so Miles teller could run Or should I say fly? I'm severely depressed Oh You're right this has not aged well big yonkis on that one big yonkis, okay? I will accept defeat on that. I don't even need to say anything You don't need to say anything because you're a goddamn coward. You think this is the face of a coward You think that is the face of someone who's not about to revolutionize the industry I don't even so much of a coward that you don't even have your own face As your icon, so let me ask you something. Is this really a roast on me? Or is it a roast on you it is so small compared to this Looks like a guy who photoshopped himself bigger body because everyone swiped left after seeing his chicken noodle arm Is this an edit? This has to be an edit right This is an edit right? My head's not that small compared to my body, right? I don't know who's editing this video, but Justin you edited this video I know did you make my head smaller since when did you become a low-grade stripper? Haven't been watching the channel very long have you they're always tweeting trends and trying so desperately to stay popular with the kids Just make a boob mouse pad at this point. You'll please the immature audience you've made It's not a bad idea You You don't know Imagine being so passive that you have to put a please I don't want to be rude if you ask for something you say please If you receive something you say thank you it's all about manners, okay? Maybe you should learn some Zion agent bucket even is your profile. Oh Great, it's Mika The only way you can earn more subscribers from here on out is by doing another backflip for a big youtuber Who should it be? Who should I flip for next? Oh? How does two mil taste hope it's good cuz it looks like you'll be eating that for a while Let's put it this way don't hold your breath waiting to be relevant again This might be another YouTube channel ending with a casket Jesus Christ This is supposed to be light-hearted and fun imagine having an audience so unoriginal that all they can roast you about is your peanut I'm not the only one that's unoriginal you guys are too don't act like you're better than me You got tiny ass nipples man started pointed out. I can't control the size of my nipples Okay, you don't even have a wikipedia page. I Know I was thinking about this last night is my only wiki page is related specifically to mark I'm not saying that I wouldn't prefer my own actual wikipedia page. I feel like at this point It's a little overdue so I'm saying so I'm saying I paid real actual money to see this man on toward in person I want a refund well not getting it How do you only have two million subscribers after almost ten years of doing YouTube dreams started constantly posting minecraft videos in 2019 And he has 30 million subs Bro you straight up drink another man's pee for views and you still couldn't boost your sub count I did not drink Mark's pee mark drink a little bit of my pee, but I did not drink any of Mark's pee As far as I remember this person doesn't follow me and this feels very like real It's incredible how how fake you are how many times in both unison us and your own channel Have you made fake reactions whenever you are on unison us? It's incredible how many times you try to be weird or stretch for a joke you tried too hard. Do I fake reactions? I Do them up and yes, I do try and be weird and stretch for a joke because it's for Entertainment I'm not just gonna sit there and look at it like I would if I was just sitting in my living room watching a Video biggest enemies spelling math literal microscopic piece of nut Spelling I wouldn't say is my big I I can spell fairly well about maybe even above average I was always good at spelling. It's reading that I have trouble with because of Dyslexia one of the funniest and kindest men on YouTube, but didn't know if pie with pie Which didn't know if pirates were real or if hens were only female It's a good thing you became a content grader cuz damn farming in history are not for you You're not wrong cars cosmic garbage. There are very few things that I excel at okay And this is one of the only ones and apparently I'm not even doing it that well alright friends I am going to end this one here. Thank you guys so much for the roasts I hope that you enjoyed this video It's been so fun recently making videos and it's been so cool seeing how involved the community has been so thank you You guys so much. I really really appreciate it. I will see you guys Not only tomorrow, but on Monday the 29th a very very very big video will be coming out it is the 10-year anniversary of the channel So I'll be streaming on YouTube that morning and then leading into a YouTube premiere of a very big thing Also, if you feel like it On that day as well at 9 a.m. Pacific either 9 a.m. Pacific or 9 a.m. Eastern. I'm not sure there's 10-year anniversary t-shirts hoodies and extremely limited signed holographic posters as well So keep an eye out for that, but thank you guys so much. Hope you enjoyed I appreciate you submit in your roasts. I'll see you later You