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Published on Dec 2, 2008
Anita Renfroe did a great job with the Mom Song, but how about the kid's version? What about our complaints, nags and endless eyerolls? Check out our parenting website written by kids radicalparenting.com
Here Vanessa Van Petten does her own rendition of the Mom Song with the kid's version! For more funny spoofs, songs and the kid's perspective on awesome parenting check out http:onteenstoday.com. We are the only parenting blog written from the teens.
Lyrics to the Mom Song Kid's Response by Vanessa Van Petten
I am up, I am up, Im up and dressed Can I wear this, am I cute, are the boys impressed Wheres my clothes and my shoes and my backpack at And, Yes Im wearing that No mom, no OJ, wheres the pop tarts at Wheres my lunch, eww gross, do I look fat? After school bring me a snack when I get back And then its homework until I collapse
Watch some TV shows, to us teens its the most important thing of all Get my TIVO for set up for gossip girls—the coolest show of all Please remember not to come downstairs when my friends are over here Just stay upstairs all the time so when we gossip you will not hear TTYL, Not now, Im coming, can you drive me there
Close my door, Get out! Please dont touch mess up my hair I said thank you, I dont want to, please dont bother me Theres my cell phone, its a text, Ill have to BRB LOL, cu later, take me to the mall Wait one second I have to take this call.
Thats so chill, so cool, oh mom please chillax ROTFL, oh please dad just relax I hear breathing mom, is that you on my call While youre here though can I have money for the mall Hi mom, its me, Im over at sandys
and I'm wondering if I can spend the night? We're watching movies And yes, Sandy's mom is also here right now, talk to her, oh maybe shes in the shower so im not sure how. Oh man what If my parents catch me
there are some things that we do that all parents cant see I forgot my homework, what Im grounded, oh you are so unfair Were you never young, youre the worst, and you are always late to day care
Do I have to, I dont want to, can I have some money Not a boyfriend, were just friends, just an FWB You dont get me, your so lame, can you drop me off here I dont want my friends to see you near My day was fine, and my test was just ok
ill never be like you, my kids will be great dont read my diary, just give me my privacy Can I go to the dance, I wont get an STD Oh and about parents who patrol about Parental controls
they dont really work We know when you lurk And often cover up With fake homework Or IM our friends red parents alert
So I want to tell you that when we say that we hate you We know you really want to keep us safe But can I just make our case Sometimes we just want a little freedom from your rules And when you nag us, and tell us to Take out the trash and clean dog poo Our only course of action is to roll our eyes at you Mom!
Brush my teeth, wash my face, fight with mom Text my friends, ask for money, put my retainer on I guess its true, I love you And tomorrow we will do this all again because a moms nags never end Can I have a later curfew I need it, just trust me, everyone else does it too Hey mom hey mom hey mom hey mom, hey mom I love you, I do, Im your kid!