 My name is Jimmy his name is Jake, and this is the weekly dumb Two guns. How are you? It's my hands, Jim I'm doing all right, man. We're at the sports equinox only game of the year where there's every sport playing So that's pretty cool the sports equinox all four leagues only day of the year they play tonight MLS actually is a Hockey That's what the soccer fans will tell you Now you don't even need the music let's go to the sports Jimmy, it's the world series and Art imitates life this world series Jim my Arizona diamond back see in the pool Wednesday They're just doing the same thing they did in 2001 same exact thing the dead bird is very freaky to me That's crazy gallon hit a bird. We covered it on weekly dumb. Obviously But that gallon baseballed a bird Taking after is wow diamond backs was what team was Randy playing for when he did it 2001 diamond backs Yep, the diamond backs kill birds In 2001 where any Johnson hit a bird where some people's news a lot of people don't know what we're about to say the two times a Pitcher has hit a bird midair It's been an Arizona diamond backs pitcher and they go to the world series that year the world series dates are the exact same and The all-star game was in Seattle one time in high school I found out about how Kennedy had an assistant named Lincoln and Lincoln had an assistant named Kennedy and blah blah blah and I told my history teacher He was like yeah, you could find stuff like that for anything and just shit down my throat But I like the bird one. That's crazy. It's only happened twice on camera What was this almost breakdown you're telling me about from the motherland this almost a breakdown is awesome. This guy is Windsurfing kayaking definitely not kayaking definitely not his windsurfing. Is that what it's called? Yeah windsurfing Anyway, his name is Jason the jaw brain Then the jaw sounds like a guts nickname to me like I am so torn up Is that actually his name or because he got attacked by a whale? Are they calling him the jaw? He got hit by a whale Jake. He's got his GoPro on him the whale comes and body slams him and Then tugged on his rope his leash to his thing which is supposed to never break It's designed to never break and was dragging him to the depths of the ocean and then it broke and he got freed He comes up and his first words are 100% accurate by Jason the jaw brain Number one reaction you could have yeah I do like that you say, you know the ropes aren't supposed to break unless a whale's talking unless a whale's tugging on your rope The video is crazy the whale It's like college. Did you see they have two angles? How crazy is it? Who is filming the wide angle? That made the whole thing suss? Unfortunately, is that just by the way? Here's another camera shot. What? When you go wide like that you realize they just cross paths at the wrong time Yeah, that whale saying the same whoa I just ran into a human he said the quote I liked was I saw the head come I saw the head come out then I saw the rest of the body come out Then I saw the whole thing above me and about that state. I got to be honest I thought I was in trouble get in a play-by-play It's every note there. Yeah Tell me about the others the more sports Jimmy and more sports college football season still underway in your Air Force Academy Ranked they're playing Colorado state Unfortunately Air Force was fighting the people of Colorado as well because we've got a penalty for fans thrown snowballs On the field and isn't this brought to us by Draft kinks. Oh This reminds me of Zach. Um, I initially Australian Zach That looks like a dog wiener his foreskin joke. It's not foreskin and a little tip you tie it up What'd you say? Yeah, like that. He knew the he knew the reference Wait, don't move yet. I think you're gonna like my angle Okay, I'll send that through Okay, so first call you can't throw a bunch of snowballs at players Kind of soft in general on the type of snow playing football, right depends on the type of football You're looking for home field advantage Jim you jumped To the militaristic side of this why wouldn't you have your own side throw some more? So balls get some more penalties Why wouldn't the Air Force just be like yo go dress in the other clothes and peg us with snowballs Zach after you go swimming Are the refs watching yeah, why are they watching now have to watch the fans to see who's trolling snowballs We're watching the sideline larky. Yeah, and I don't bleep that and I don't yeah Okay, yeah, okay. Yeah Get hot in this room not as hot as this not sports the not sports is Troubling a tortoise was found three years ago Someone was close about losing a tortoise turns out it is the same tortoise Jake in 2020 these people posted Hey our 60-pound tortoise got out and there's a picture of the dog Who I was like oh that dog sad that dog sad that the tortoise exists not that it got lost The tortoise has been living on its own for three and a half years And now it's back to captivity with these owners who didn't even give it a name You know this kind of reeks of they named it something inappropriate and they didn't want to share because you have to name You didn't have a tortoise and not name it. Yep. Yep. So I don't know. I feel bad for the tortoise It was living life on its own and now it's back with the dog who clearly hates it a lot of dangerous Assumptions that dog hates that turtle. I mean come on. We play a lot of geogessor with Zach those a keys That's two a keys And yeah, if you showed the picture of the dog the tortoise the tires in the corner of that house you'd say Florida mm-hmm It's the employee of the week. It's the employee of the week. It's the employee of the week Who do you want to give it to last week talking baseball hit a 100,000 subscribers? So that's an accomplishment. You want to give it to Trevor I kind of like that though butter him up a little bit before we give him the work Congrats to Trevor, please. Yeah, and shaved his face for the first time. So he's feeling a bit Oh, yeah, he kind of needs it. So he needs it. Yeah trying to be Paul road for Halloween too tall Yeah, that could be Paul run ends with the okay. Go music video on the treadmill. Zack get copyrighted. I'd be copyrighted Today's episode of the weekly dumb was brought to you by draft kings download the draft king sportsbook app now new customers use promo code dumb Umbi bet just five dollars on any wager and get 200 in bonus bets instantly that's promo code dumb only at draft king sportsbook Both I think both happening at the same time. Sometimes they're just out enough rocks You want us to do this is the best way to do it Where'd it go? Oh That one got up you want us to keep doing this as a decent one as a decent one Maybe you got to come around it. No, definitely not. Oh backhand it backhand it Don't use that one. Zack wait. Zack. Maybe use this. No, it's a backhand float situation. See crumple it up That was like a dead bird you you you you I don't know