 Hey there! Today is my birthday. Thanks to Facebook, I remember. My fake friends on Facebook have already wished me my birthday, you know, which satisfies my ego a bit. But in real life, only one person wished my birthday. My insurance. To remind me to renew my insurance. But my real friends haven't. So I'm going to call a few people to remind them. Hey mom, it's your son. What do you mean which one? Anyways, do you know what today is? Hello? Hey dad, it's your son. I mean, Charles. Yeah, at least I've had one yet. Anyways, hello? Hey best friend, do you know what today is? Yeah, yeah, but today is a special day, buddy. Oh, really? Oh, I have a special day. What the... What are you doing here? Why is he doing? Come on, he's not stupid. He can figure it out, right? I'll help a bit. Oh, what an exciting day to celebrate today, huh? Oh, you're jolly today. And it's not Christmas either, eh? Okay, so the happy approach didn't work. How about the mad approach? Isn't there something you want to tell me? I don't have the virus. No, not that. Although thanks for the info. Okay, so he doesn't get it. Oh, you got a new girlfriend? Ah, matter of fact, I did. She's so cute. One time, she fell. And I was like, hey, come in. And she did. What? I got an idea. Happy birthday. It's not my birthday. Okay, see what I did there? Just now, okay. Now we switch roles. I still don't get it. It's not my birthday. Plus, why would I be knocking in my own place? Nope. Are you sure that you don't remember what today is? Charles, I am violently uncomfortable right now. You get it now. Piss off. Are you s***ing me? Okay, I can't take this anymore. Dude, today's my birthday. That's what today is. Oh, Charles, your birthday was last year. Same day as last year. I get why you're confused. I was angry for nothing. It was the wrong year. Wait, my birthday? It was the wrong year. Wait, my birthday is every year. This guy. Today is my birthday. I got you this for your birthday. It's a hanger. I'm gonna hang myself for this, okay?