 Hello, hello, YouTube chat. Let's see how this goes. Making sure I've got my music here. But it doesn't get blotted out by my own voice, because that would be awkward. Live 22 seconds. Excellent. All systems are go. Alright, the last thing I want right now is for myself to be coming out here. Let's mute that. Let's turn back on the music I had in the background. And hello, Site 42 Red Division. Dr. Sherman here. We are out on a stakeout, and we are killing time until our subject comes by. And so, with about a half hour to kill, I'm here to answer your staff questions. Have you got any questions about any SCP articles, any SCP shower thoughts, hypotheticals? I've got my chat back here in the bottom. It looks like it's rushing very quickly by. I'm also trying to check the chat on my temp pad as well. But my, my, does this fly back? Wow, how do I slow-mode this so I can see you all? My word. While I'm trying to figure out how these settings work, make sure to like the stream. Top chat, live chat. Super chat. No visible spam. That's fine. Will the tree ever scream? Obviously the tree will scream. It's just a matter of time. Is Santa an SCP? There are, gosh darn, multiple Santa Claus SCPs, including one where he got in a very large battle with Dr. Clef. Yeah, they weren't very friendly. Alright, so the iPad chat goes just as fast as this chat, so that's not going to help me any. So I will just pull up the SCP documents in case you guys have any questions about particular documents I don't know about. If you're a member, let me see some of those Dr. Sherman emojis in the chat, because this is the first time I've gone live since we've activated Channel Membership Cell over here. Oh my gosh, it's almost time for SCP Spooky Dash J. Oh wait, no, it's actually almost time for the other SCP that just keeps yelling, it's almost Halloween. Which SCP is that? I highly suggest you all read that one. Google. SCP, it's almost Halloween. Not SCO, don't auto-correct me. Algorithm, I know what I meant. Nope, that's not the right SCP. I'll have to look that up later. Alright, so checking the chat for questions. Obviously, if I see members or super chats, I will see those more likely. Let me make sure I've got this over in my studio as well. There we go. How do you make an SCP? Alright, so let's talk about this from two different directions. Oh wait, can I press that? Please tell me that I can see those somehow. I can make a super chat, I see Dono, thank you for the $2 Dono, whoever that was. I really wish that YouTube gave me a way to see those better. I wonder if I can see them in YouTube Studio. In the meantime, how do you make an SCP? Out of universe. Obviously, you must become a member of the SCP Wiki. Now, to become a member of the SCP Wiki, you must become a member of Wikidot. Oh, what is 173's excretion made of? And could it be used as biofuel? Oh, um, well we know what it's made of. It's made of brown and red excretions. We weren't being very obtuse with that. And so if you can make biofuel of YouTube, don't get mad at me. Blood and fecal matter, then yes, maybe you can make a biofuel out of it. But I'm not familiar with any biofuels, that's not my department. Thank you for the $5. Is that Euro? Super Chat. That does make it easier to see the questions, yes. Good to know. That's how we pop them up. In the meantime, making an SCP. You have to become a member of Wikidot. Then you have to join the SCP Wiki. Now, part of the tricky part about joining SCP and Wikidot in general is that there's a glitch on the website, because Wikidot is old. And so if you want to join the SCP Wiki, if your email is from Hotmail or if it has any numbers in it, then it doesn't work. Wikidot doesn't accept number emails or Hotmail emails. So you're going to need another email. Oh, how about that 100 likes good work chat? We're only halfway to the 243 people who are currently in the chat. Once you become a Wikidot member and then an SCP Wiki member, that's when you start writing. And here's the part everyone gets wrong, is you need to write a story that very specifically appeals to the people on the Wiki who can vote for it and therefore make it stay. A big problem is that people just write for themselves. They don't write for an audience. And when you want to write, yes, it's important to write what you know and write what you like, but it's also important to write for an audience because the voting audience are the ones who decide if your article stays up. Oh, we're getting some good questions now in the super chats. What is SCP 076 and how many times does 096 breach containment? 076 is Able, I believe, very guy with vorpal blades and a very violent person. Immortal comes back every time you offer him. So we just put him back in his box and he comes back out. Join a mobile task force for a while. The other one 096 has breached containment multiple times. It's very, very frustrating to put him back in the box. We have to have a lot of black bags on hand. Why isn't Siren Head an SCP? Siren Head is not an SCP. Due to the rules of the SCP Wiki, you cannot make an SCP out of something that is already existent. So Siren Head was created by wonderful horror artist Trevor Henderson and love Trevor's stuff. Siren Head is its own thing that grew up outside of SCP, so we will not take it and make it into an SCP. Now, it is possible to write something inspired by it, Siren Head, but due to copyright infringement, we wouldn't take someone else's original work and put it on the Wiki. So even though Siren Head is anomalous and is very cryptid-like, which is what a lot of SCPs can be, it's not technically legally an SCP. Great question, though. That confuses a lot of people. It can be anomalous and still not an SCP. It's not an SCP unless it's on the SCP Wiki. Also, thank you to the last two users for their first Super Chat. That includes you, Landon's Land, and I'm sorry I missed the name of the other one. Where to find SCP 1004, Carter Gray? Well, Carter, let me check what SCP 1004 is. Thank you for the $10 don't know in the meantime. Let me see what SCP 1004 is to see if I can answer that question for you. And while I'm looking that up, I will answer the previous question of how to make an SCP. In the SCP universe, there are plenty of groups of interest that make SCPs. Dr. Wondertainment makes anomalous toys, although we don't necessarily know how. The factory makes multiple anomalies, and we've done a lot of research into the factory. Both are we cool yet? Who makes anomalous art? That usually hurts people. And gamers against weed who make anomalous memes that they don't mean to harm people, but they often do harm people. There are a lot of different ways to make an anomaly. Much to our, at the foundations, chagrin. So, oh no, why does it say adult content? What? SCP 1004 is factory prawn. Okay, so I'm not going to tell you where to find that. We put it in the box for a reason. For a reason. Don't make me demote you. Ooh, this is long. Do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do. Dr. Jaden Time. Thank you for your first super chat. My name is Dr. Time. I am from the universe Jade Walker. I wish to know more of this universe's SCP foundation and its premise. It is very similar to our job here at Abbott Inc. Well, welcome to our foundation live chat. Keep asking questions, or keep listening to other people ask questions. You're sure to learn a lot. Also, make sure to go through our archives because we have hundreds of SCP documents written red from the wiki. We have shorts and memes about even more of them. So, enjoy your time in our archives. The Site 42 archives are a wonderful place to learn more about the SCP foundation in a multimedia sense. Polar Bear William. Thank you for your first super chat. Welcome to the stream. If the SCP foundation cooperates with the countries they build facilities in, examples America, Canada, then why is the GOC a UN force? Wonderful question. We may cooperate with the countries we base in from time to time, but we are not officially affiliated with any nation. We are a private secret organization. We may have agents in different governments giving us intel, but a great example is the unusual incidence unit of the FBI. The FBI's unusual incidence unit is told that if the foundation shows up on the scene, just don't bother them because they have more intel and better tech and more funding than we do. So, if the foundation shows up to a scene, it'll let them do their work. There's also GRU Division P, which is Russia's governmental SCP foundation. There's also, as you said, the Global Occult Coalition, which is the UN's version of the foundation, but it's run by the UN. So, I mean, there's even big debate on whether the foundation pays taxes. Now, probably our front companies do, but we probably don't pay taxes because we are that secret. We don't answer to the government. Moving on. Marshall, thank you for the $5 Canadian. What's the foundation's stance on aperture science and cave Johnson's stance on science? We do what we want because we can. Well, the foundation is a scientific research organization. So, yes, we do not destroy anomalies like the GOC does because we want to, A, protect the world from the anomalous, make sure that they think everything's normal, but also we make sure that we study them so we can use them for future anomalous containment. The blueish turtle does when day breaks ever end who or why stops it. Now, to my knowledge, there is no end to when day breaks. When the sun turns us all into goo, that's game over, man. But I knew that there's a lot of stories in the canon of SCP. There's over 15,000 stories on the American Wiki alone, on the English Wiki alone, let alone the other languages. So I'm sure someone has gone into what it's like to survive in the day breaks ending, what it's like to, what brings it to an end. I think I read a story once where Salsasaur stops when day breaks, but I can't remember. So that is a question that should be kept up on. And by the way, I've just discovered for the chats edification that when you send a Super Chat, if it is $5 or more, it arrives on the bottom where I can click it and read it for a while. But if it's less than that, if it's a blue one, it just goes by in the chat really fast. So if there's any that I've missed, I apologize. And if you're trying to do a Super Chat so I can see it, $5 or more shows up at the bottom where I can do it. We're in this first Site 42 vertical livestream together learning what to do. Someone just tried to break into my stakeout position, but I was able to shoo them off. Who are my favorite SCPs? I'm happy to tell you. I have a couple of favorite SCPs for instance. When it comes to surreal horror crazy stuff, SCP 3999. It's very long. It's very dramatic. I have a reading of it on the channel. It is very out there and weird, but it's a great story, very well crafted. SCP 304Z SCP 3043 which is the first of many articles starring Murphy Law, hard-boiled SCP detective. That is fantastic. As a fun article, it turns the whole article into a film noir script. Highly suggest listening to my archive of those stories as well because we've got a couple of them read and we went all out with sound effects and music. Very fun articles. Taking a break from my favorite SCPs for a super chat. Dr. Jayden Time. What would happen if the SCP shagae was put into the infinite Ikea and then viewed a picture outside of the Ikea? So, here's the deal. SCP 096 consents you wherever you are in the world. It does not... It knows where you are, the instant you see even as few as four fucking pixels. So with that in mind, if you were in another universe I assume that would be the same and that includes the infinite Ikea. Now we know the infinite Ikea's doors move but we also know SCP 096 can find you wherever you are. I assume... No, we're not testing this. We're never testing this. That was a terrible idea to test this. But my hypothesis is that SCP 096 would know where you are and it would be able to trace you to the door of the Ikea and get out and murk you. Now, if the door moves around which we know it does, then it might take a little longer for 096 to get to the door but it's only a matter of time. So, you're going to get gone. That's why we do not put anomalies in the infinite Ikea for storage because they will break out and that is bad. It's not very secure or contained or protected of it at that point. More of my favorite SCPs. My favorite joke SCP is SCP 008-J which is Jeff. Jeff is just a cool dude who shows up at foundation sites by accident. When we try and capture him, he accidentally gets away and he's best friends with Commander Price. Peptok Guy. Oh, very nice with Peptok Guy. Hey, I'd like you to send you something for the channel. Do you own a P.O. Box? Also, I'm working on an SCP of my own. There's a green light post on it from last year called I Understand if you get the chance to check it out. The P.O. Box. It is listed on the TikTok and after I'm done with this stream, I will list it in our Beacons Link. So keep an eye out on that after we get off stream. I will put that in the Beacons Link so people can get to it. Cirrus asks, can the flesh that hates be defeated by 096? And thank you for your first super chat, Cirrus. So it depends on how much of the flesh there is. We know that 096 is pretty undefeatable. 096 is pretty indestructible. But that was like tank rounds, that was a lot of fire. But I don't think it, we know that the flesh can be torn off it. So I think with enough damage it can be defeated. I don't know what its healing factor is. But that depends on how many flesh masses there are. Because we know the flesh masses are not immortal. So it depends on how many show up. Bonkie Mcnoggin, thank you for your don't know, even without a question. Much appreciated. That will go toward keeping containment of 096 since all these people seem to want to get it out. We got to make sure it's highly secured. Also, good luck on, sorry, I got back to pep talk guy real quick because I only answered half your question. Working on an SCP of your own, good luck with working on that. Writing an SCP is not very easy, but it is a good thing for you to work on. It's a skill that you build. Now, I got very lucky when I started writing SCPs. I had already been writing theater scripts and running D&D campaigns. So I had written stories before, but you got to practice writing. It's not something you do on your first time unless you had a lot of experience beforehand. Now, with that in mind, what I want you to keep in hand is that while I might not have time to go check out your green light because I have a million things to do all the time running this site, what you do want to do is you want to make friends with a lot of people in the SCP community. You want to hang out in SCP discord servers. You want to hang out in the IRC chat and you want to make friends and trade critique with them. You want to show them your story and I'll read yours and I'll tell you what I like and I'll tell you what you don't like. Don't take dislikes personally. We all need to get critique to grow. But from that point, you keep getting better and better and your story gets better and better and then eventually you get an idea that gets through the green light, then you write it, and you get through the critique process, then you have a successful article. Also, just take classes on writing. Not sponsored. Probably Skillshare is good. But the more creative writing you get through, the more you kind of understand the rules that will get your article done. I've got, I think it's now seven or eight articles on the site. You can check out my author's page, the sherm site 42. But at the end of the day, more practice makes more perfect. I see ghosts. Thank you for your first super chat for 499 pounds. Is there a site in Scotland? And if so, what site would it be? So here's something I want you to check out. Anytime I need to find something on the SCP Wiki, all I do is I Google SCP plus whatever I want to find out. Like when I want to find out which SCPs are Santa related, I type in SCP Santa Claus or SCP Halloween if I want to find Halloween SCPs. You type in SCP Scotland and you'll find a bunch of SCPs that are either contained in Scotland or Scottish containment sites. Use that tip. It helps you get a lot of stuff done on the SCP Wiki. Uh, search engines are your friend there. Do, do, do. Uh, where was I? So more of my favorite SCPs. I did 3999 3043 008-J Let's talk about 5031 not yet another murder, yet another murder monster who is the chef monster. Oh my God, he's so cute. He's so cute, we taught him how to speak, we taught him how to play piano, and we made him a master chef. He's the sweetest little guy who could murder you if you didn't treat him right. It's a great subversion of how we used to contain things very meanly. And then we stopped doing that and we learned what ethical containment procedures were. My gosh, being nice to things and they won't kill you. What a shock foundation learned something did ya? Uh, I have 6 total favorite SCPs, so that was number 4. Here's number 5. Number 5 is SCP 5175. SCP 5175 is Death Knife. And it's the story of a weeaboo security guard getting a knife with the contained spirit of a samurai that banishes your soul to the nether dimension and how the foundation has to train him to be the wielder of the Death Knife. It's an amazingly funny story. It's so good. And finally, SCP 532-0 is the last on my favorite SCPs list. And that is the longest fish, that goes on forever. And that is a friend of the channel Raddiger SCP about a really boring anomaly and a really boring day at work at the foundation. So, hilarious SCP. They actually scare main command in thinking they become a cult because they're joking around with the We are the church of the fish that just goes on forever. Praise the long fish may we find the tail leave snacks on top of the microwave as a donation to his blessing. So those are my six favorite SCPs 3999-3043-008-J 5031-5175 and 532-0 Of course, my favorite SCPs can't be mine because I wrote them. They're not fair, but also all of my SCPs are my babies, so I love them and go read them too. Ratatouille Ripall, thank you for your first don't know. From what I've heard, there is a bunch of SCPs covering up the real SCP-001. What is the real main one? Are the ones covering it up real? And also why do they need to cover that SCP up? So, out of universe, the idea is that we didn't want one person to have the honor of having SCP-001, so we let everybody write their own 001. Before this runs away, better not to have SCP-001 on break. You got it. Everyone thank you for your first don't know. Continuing on. See, I'm trying to get the ones that fly by. It's just the chat is so fast. So, from what I've heard, there's a bunch of SCPs covering up the real 001. So, even I am not a high enough classification level to know what the real 001 is. And so with that in mind, I have a favorite. My favorite 001 is actually Lily's proposal. The world's gone beautiful. And it's very short, but it's just a darling, wonderful, if there isn't a real SCP-001, I hope it's that one. Because that's nice for us compared to what else might happen. And obviously we cover it up because it's too terrifying. Very nice. Ethan, I know you're in the chat. Oh, Zidraedron. Zidraedron? Zai- I've never said your name out loud. Stop chat. Stop, stop, stop. Zi-a-r-den. Thank you for being a member and welcome to the chat. How much do you love SCP-999? Just a whole bunch. He's just a nice little boy. He's just a good little guy. Purple light, I am glad. You love our channel. We're doing our best. Once we get into the next year 2024, we're going to be making some bigger and better things as the channel keeps skyrocketing. I'm looking very forward to our little independent film studio. I'm even starting to score some what's the phrase I'm looking for new actors out here in San Francisco who can help with the cause. Suni, thank you for coming with Level 1 Researcher. Welcome to channel membership at Site 42's Red Division. And by the way when you follow Site 42 we don't have YouTube, TikTok, and Twitter. We have Site 42 Red Division, which is YouTube, Site 42 Blue Division, which is Twitter. I'm not calling it X, it's Twitter. And Site 42 Black Division, which is TikTok. That's so the algorithms don't get mad when you mention other platforms because they get really butthurt about that. What if you put 6670 inside of the Infinite Ikea? We don't put things in the Infinite Ikea either way. Zyardrin, thank you for your hashtag respect. We're doing our best with the content both on the long form and the short form. I know we are mostly known for our short form skits, but the film content is going to be coming with a vengeance next year. I just happened to over-commit at the end of this year joining a play. We're doing Shakespeare here in San Francisco. If you're in San Francisco come see a German performing in Much a Do-About Nothing at the Victoria Theatre in San Francisco in November this year. But if you are unable to do that, if you go to the Beacons link in the description, you can make a donation to the Theatre Company and you'll get a VOD of the play after we perform it, so you can still see it if you're out of town. But obviously theatre is better in person, so if you can come, come. But why doesn't SB 3000 run into any other nautical phenomena? The things all the time, we have to amnesticize so many people because of SB 3000 and its infinite length, which is good that it makes SCP amnestics, so that's convenient for us. Also, I'm surprised it's not tied into naut with SB 5320, the other infinitely long fish. I wonder if they're friends. Pep Talk Guy, in my theory for the SCP 001 proposals are that they're always, they're ways of documenting how the foundation of a given universe started and ended. Also explains why some of the universes might have different SCPs. Ooh, I like that as a theory that these could be the SCP 001s of different universes. That's pretty cool. Kiki, thank you for your donos. We appreciate it. I enjoy your acting. Very appreciated. I'm doing my best. You inspire me to actually be an actor. Congratulations! The more people who make art do performance, the better I feel about the world, because we need artists. We need more art. We need it spread around. I think SCP is a great way because of its creative commons to allow everyone to participate fairly without getting copyright infringement and dropped out. It allows people to find a platform quickly to find an audience quickly to get their work out there. So it's great for that. So I'm very proud to inspire anyone to get into content creation, to get into writing, to get into acting, art, drawing. I can't draw, but everybody should draw. This is about as good as I am with a pen. I can't draw with it. I can spin it, though. The chat goes so fast. My SCP phase is coming back. Good. Good. What if we put SCP 173 in the water? Well, Lanka and Derpy, thank you for your first dono. If you put it in water, it will hit you, but it will also cause a wave. It it's still going to snap your neck. SAV 173 always chooses violence. I do art, but I don't think it's good enough for official stuff. Well, you keep making art and you get better at it as well as you can. So that's the best thing you can do is keep doing it. When I started, I was terrible and I kept making and I got better and better. If you go to my early, early TikTok compilations, you will see some really bad stuff. It's always better as you keep doing. So keep doing, keep doing. Is SCP 049 polite to fellow doctors? Well, it's polite unless you, A, have the pestilence and it's not very polite at all, even though we don't know what the pestilence is, I don't think it actually exists. Or B, if you're a foundation researcher, because now that we've taken away all its experiment privileges, it's grumpy with us trying to murder us. But that's what we do. I'm trying to read the chat. Super chat. I can read that easier. Headed to dinner before I go, what non-anomalous thing would you put into 918 and on what setting? Interesting. I think you mean 914, the machine that makes things, the clockworks, that makes things bad or good. Before, while I think about that, containing SCP-682 and 148, 148 just keeps making things bigger, doesn't it? And so, no, I think it's a terrible idea because it would just keep expanding the area that it's in and it would go encroach on other areas. So, no, we don't want that. Or is 148 casting gets metallic substance, total mass, botanium, platinum and iridium? Is it? Oh, well, no, we don't want that because it messes with the staff around it. And we don't want it to adapt to it either. What non-anomalous thing? I would put my pen. I'd put my pen in 914 on very fine. And then I would spin it so fast. I would spin my pen so fast. We're not going to put 184 in 3008. It's already infinite. It doesn't need to be more infinite. What is infinity times infinity? It's unnecessary is what it is. What SCP should I draw? Please give me something to draw. I'm going to tell you to draw art of SCP 008-J hanging out with Murphy Law. Jeff in a Murphy Law setting. There you go. Art suggestions. To those who are asking about Ultra Kill, I am unfamiliar with I think it's a game, maybe a show? I have no idea. So I cannot offer any insight into Ultra Kill. What I can tell you is that coming next year when this play is done that I'm doing the Shakespeare show, I am going to have a lot more time to start writing SCP if X is not an SCP, but if it were concepts again. So I'm looking forward to getting into more containment procedures for non-SCP entities as if the SCP were going after them. I still have like seven Five Nights at Freddy's games to contain. We got to go back after some more cryptids. A lot of things to cover. A nice mustache. Well, thank you kindly. That's helping me stay incognito on this stakeout. Two, what if we shove SCP 953 and or the iPods into 914? It doesn't take living matter. So neither of those the iPods definitely wouldn't. Let me look up what 953 is. God, we're up in the seven thousands for SCP articles. It's just not possible to know them all for any one person. Without like crazy uh oh, oh the kumihou First of all, no living matter. So no, and second no, we are not going to strengthen the frickin kumihou. My word. Uh, oh yes. Four fucking pixels. So traumatic. I think I've got about 10 minutes more before our subject arrives and I have to get ready. So we got about 10 minutes more chat. Keep asking your questions. I'll keep answering them. Could the pestilence be a cell or an organ? So I guess every disease is made up of cells, right? I'm not a germologist. Uh, although in some universes there is sherm the germologist. So maybe he knows. Uh, oh yes. But so I doubt the pestilence is an organ. Otherwise we would have found it and it would have been very much easy to understand what it was. I have a feeling it's more complicated than that. Have you read 1762's entry and if so thoughts the dragons the dragons I need to see if there are more dragon tails not like the show dragon tails but I wonder if someone's written an article where the dragons come back or something. I got to go into series two. This is a fun fact on the SCP wiki. When you go to the wiki and you look at the different series lists where it lists all the numbers and their titles, there's a great function called tails edition and it shows you all of the tails associated with certain SCPs. So by looking at SCP 1762 there's two tails associated with it. Beasts of the old letters and second corto which is a poem I guess but that is a great way that if you want to see more of an SCP that you enjoy go check out the tails edition list to see ones that are linked to it but yes one of the saddest gosh darn SCP 1762 also thank you for being a member becoming a member today soon. Love those finger guns. Teeth did the best art on our emojis and our badges. I can't wait till people have been members for a couple of months so we start seeing the other colors and then the trophy badges which are the bronze, silver and gold finger gun sherns. Those are hilarious. Teeth did such a good job on the channel emojis. Thank you, Leon, for your don't know. The Wanderers Library has all knowledge. Is there a book containing a way to kill SCP 682? You know I bet there is. I bet those selfish jerks are holding out on us with how to destroy SCP 682 but they won't let me in. They just keep calling me a jailer kicking me back out. It's fricking rude I tells ya. Those selfish snakes. Hmm. Rude. Absolutely. Uncalled for. Wait, wait, I saw Hogslice in the chat. Who's talking about Hogslice? Hogslice come back chat. Why? What's just girly things? What's just girly things? I don't know what that is. Is that an SCP thing or a non-thing? Either way Hogslice always wins because he's Hogslice. Also, there's a great article tale. Okay, wait. I have a tale suggestion for Hogslice fans because Hogslice is an amazing SCP article. Go to SCP Hogslice. You need to read Hogslice but Hogslice is also amazing because he has a great verses tale with I forget who it is. I just remember it left me cackling when I read it. 6599 is Hogslice. No, no. I just want the tales edition. Who did Hogslice get in a fight with? Hogslice got in a fight with Bones What? Makes a friend, the bathrooms wiki the first occult flame war and the even germination. Alright, who did you make friends with? Ew, what the fuck? Oh! Made got in a fight with a ghost got in an internet fight with a ghost, right? Who is that? Where are you? 6764 SCP 6599 vs SCP 6764 who is Maddie the cute ghost girl who just wants to like date you and stuff if you just like, just unalive yourself and you've become a ghost and we can totally date won't be weird or anything just go ahead, what's the deal? By the way, do not do that because Maddie will not stay with you so it's not worth it not worth it What is Detective Void's SCP number? Detective Void does not have an SCP designation outside influence and also I think they quit SCP because they wanted to make more original content they were moving on from SCP kind of like we built our audience and now we're gonna try to like pivot which not very cool to leave the community that built your fandom but what am I gonna say? I just do what I do over here at site 42 you are confused on how they contain SCP 3000 so when things are in public and they can't be put in a box all we can do is cut off access to it so we have a perimeter so that people can't get to it we do disinformation campaign so that if it gets in the news we either get it taken down or we meet people thinking that it's not true make sure you read the containment procedures for SCP 3000 again on the wiki because then you'll see it's not that complicated actually people are pretty easily fooled the foundation also has gotten pretty good at its job over time like Bigfoot, yeah SCP 1000 they are also completely uncontained but still contained there's a lot of anomalies like that you can't put everything in a box as much as I wish but yes, this is the sherm Dr. Theron Sherman of the SCP foundation site 42 division have you tested SCP-J91 oh, not that one oh, I have not tested it nor do I intend to also now unvoluntary leg crossing, jeez what are the pendulents was the bubonic plague since it fits with an SCP-049 character without the case, we would be able to detect it, but the problem is we can't so, I mean, sheesh Clef is here Dr. Sherman vs. Clef, Hawaiian shirt fashion show who gets the modeling contract listen this handsome mug, are you kidding me Clef big ol' third eye in the middle of your head no, no, you're not conventionally attractive Clef you're not even, you crate also all the weapons you can't fit all the weapons under your smock like that and expect to have the fine lines of your drapery fit well for photography no, Clef, although you do have some great shirts, we can trade you can raid the closet, you might win best shirt, but not modeling contract I mean, come on, have you seen me alright, messing with Clef enough put on the smolder my lord Dr. Sherman and Dr. Clef Hawaiian shirt party though, we have the best coconut drinks they've been drunk, they're just drinking out of coconuts because it's festive otherwise they'd get yelled at at work does Dr. Chip use SCP-420-J look we, SCP-420-J you gotta sign the the waiver, you gotta get in line it's a very popular anomaly to toy with, it's a good time is SCP-999 edible yes, but if you want to, no absolutely not not allowed not after last time would SCP-096 react if they were a helmet of SCP-148 SCP-148 again that's come up multiple times what the heck is that I saw like it was a metal or something it's not telekill, is it telekill no, go to the article I wanted you to go to please why didn't you jump? oh, you did jump it's just hidden okay, so yeah, SCP-148 is telekill I see what you're doing here so no, telekill has some properties that makes it do weird things and so we're not gonna we don't test that whether they're anomalies because it makes things weird I mean, it could possibly you know, it doesn't stop you from perceiving things it just stops you from being affected by mental things so because it's your own thing I don't think telekill would work on 096 anyways Parker, give me 113 listen, if you want to use SCP-113 for your gender reassignment, all you need to do is submit the proper forms to the foundation issued healthcare use your talk to your staff counselor on site get a psych pass get a psych allowance fill out the proper paperwork we send it psyched to site on a monthly rotation you'll get your turn you gotta go through all the proper channels just for the bureaucracy if there's one thing we love at the foundation it's containing anomalies but if there's a second thing we love it's paperwork, so do your paperwork and you'll be good but that is the end of my time I have to get ready for our subject to come into view and get put into a big white van with a nice foundation logo with a spicy crust pizza so with that welcome to our inaugural youtube chat I hope you have enjoyed yourself thank you make sure if you are not subscribed that you subscribe become a member so we can use our sweet SCP site 42 emojis in the chat and other than that be safe, stay well and secure, contain, protect I don't even know how to stop the live he's just going to mess with this for a minute you're all gonna watch me look like a doof you'll never catch me with a plague doctor suit though I hope not you shouldn't be wearing one on site it'll get you locked in a box cause you'll be confused for the other one ha, found it with 294 and 114 we're not doing anything with 294 you know what that does, goodbye